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Patrick
10-12-2010, 11:24 PM
Does anyone know who this guy is?

http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/stage/gallery/2008/jun/23/comedy.television/PJhimself-43.jpg


Me and my mate were in Waterstones today just looking through books to kill time for the bus and then he was sitting beside the window signing stuff.

I imagine there was a cue, but this was about 7PM so it was empty really.

I was like 'Who the ******'s he?' and my mate was like 'It's Chris Moyles' and I wanted to slap my friend for his ******ing stupidity.


Eventually, I decided he must be famous one way or another and I rarely meet famous people.

My friend was like 'Paddy it's abit stupid getting a guy's autograph if he means nothing to you and you don't know who he is?'

But at that point I just thought I'd google him when I got in.


So I go up to the woman and was like 'Yo, Who's that chubby bloke in the corner signing stuff?' and she was like 'Oh that's *mumbles* he was on Never Mind The Buzzcocks *Lists other pointless shows*'

And I was like k,


So I walked up and go 'Hey mate, can you sign here to Patrick?'

Then he just goes 'Sure, are you a fan?'

I was like 'Uh yeah, You're epic on the buzzcocks...' and then he just gave me the autograph and was like 'Done :)'


His writing is so weird, I had to go and google that show and look for his name properly.


It says he's a Comedian, I love Comedians like I would love to be one when I grow up so I'm quite glad I just met a Comedian but I was just wondering does anyone on here know this bloke?

I mean how relevant is he?
Ross
10-12-2010, 11:25 PM
Patrick your writing style irritates my eyes.
Zippy
10-12-2010, 11:25 PM
He's Zzzzz

but yeah he's very famous.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
10-12-2010, 11:26 PM
i :love: phil :hugesmile:

buzzcocks :lovedup:
BOOSH
10-12-2010, 11:29 PM
.........................................Oh my.

I can't believe you didn't know who he was and still got his autograph :laugh:
Omah
10-12-2010, 11:40 PM
Talentless TV Tosser - Fat But Not Funny
Iceman
10-12-2010, 11:53 PM
Patrick your writing style irritates my eyes.

Yeah I find myself skimming because the point is usually at the end. (no offence Patrick but you tend to add in a lot)
Patrick
10-12-2010, 11:57 PM
Yeah I find myself skimming because the point is usually at the end. (no offence Patrick but you tend to add in a lot)

I Know, I just have so much to say :love:
Shaun
11-12-2010, 12:00 AM
*sigh*
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-12-2010, 12:02 AM
http://www.smiley-faces.org/smiley-faces/smiley-face-popcorn.gif
Patrick
11-12-2010, 12:05 AM
*sigh*

Bored too?
Zippy
11-12-2010, 12:08 AM
Patrick, I like the way you pad out your little dramas.

No really, I do. You have creative writing potential.
Josy
11-12-2010, 12:09 AM
Talentless TV Tosser - Fat But Not Funny

Awww poor Phil, I like him.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-12-2010, 12:11 AM
me too <3
Omah
11-12-2010, 12:12 AM
Awww poor Phil, I like him.

Well, somebody has to ..... ;)
Shaun
11-12-2010, 12:13 AM
Bored too?

I'm confused as to what you're asking. Does anyone know who he is? Yes, even you do.

Is he famous? Yes, even you know that.

There're other sites on the web besides TiBB...try Wikipedia.
Patrick
11-12-2010, 12:20 AM
I'm confused as to what you're asking. Does anyone know who he is? Yes, even you do.

Is he famous? Yes, even you know that.

There're other sites on the web besides TiBB...try Wikipedia.

Yes, I checked Google that's how I found out he's a ******ing comedian, Jesus Christ.

Read the bloody post, I was just asking if people on here knew him or seen him on the telly alot, I was basically asking how famous is he.



Patrick, I like the way you pad out your little dramas.

No really, I do. You have creative writing potential.

I'm not aware of it really but thank you.