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Josy
10-12-2010, 11:57 PM
What is the worst film you have ever watched?

Smithy
10-12-2010, 11:58 PM
The Box :bored:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
10-12-2010, 11:58 PM
sweeney todd with jonny depp

only because i didnt know it was a musical so when i sat down to watch it i was like wtf

Iceman
10-12-2010, 11:59 PM
The Happening - plants killing people, PLANTS!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
10-12-2010, 11:59 PM
and a film called 'dont look now'

everybody was like omg ya its so scary

and i got it and i just didnt get it at all

when i say everybody i mean people who left comments on the imdb page :L

InOne
11-12-2010, 12:00 AM
Paycheck. Well basically anything Ben Affleck is in

KG.
11-12-2010, 12:00 AM
There have been so many, I can't remember the names of some of the worst ones but Hancock was very bad, and I'm a Will Smith fan.

Patrick
11-12-2010, 12:00 AM
******ing Unstoppable.

This movie about a train that my mate made us go and see today for his stupid birthday.

'Go and see Due Date or Harry Potter again' we told him.

'No I love trains' he said.

It was the most boring bollocks I've ever sat through in my life, so boring infact I had to take to the toilets for a quick wank to kill time, I returned and it was still sh*t.

Clearly I'm not the only one who thinks this, the whole theatre was EMPTY.


I swear,
The worst part was it was a true story and there's a documentary of it on Youtube.

So he could of watched the ******ing thing on Youtube in 4 parts for free.

Shaun
11-12-2010, 12:02 AM
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.





or Transformers 2.

Novo
11-12-2010, 12:02 AM
American Pie the Naked Mile

Iceman
11-12-2010, 12:02 AM
and a film called 'dont look now'

everybody was like omg ya its so scary

and i got it and i just didnt get it at all

when i say everybody i mean people who left comments on the imdb page :L

Forever alone!:wavey:

Iceman
11-12-2010, 12:03 AM
American Pie the Naked Mile

Yeah that was pretty awful.

Also Terminator 3 just wasnt a good storyline at all.

Novo
11-12-2010, 12:03 AM
Fracture was a really bad film as well

KG.
11-12-2010, 12:04 AM
Oh, and Skyline.

GypsyGoth
11-12-2010, 12:06 AM
The Unborn. I expected it to be a thrilling horror. It was a bit dumb.

BringItOn
11-12-2010, 12:10 AM
There was this film this year but I forgot what it was called because it was that bad haha it was about this fat guy as a son and his mother is dating this man who has curly hair or summet like that and the son acts strange and likes to DJ, anyone know what i'm on about? The camera work was also anoying because it was just shakey.

Benjamin
11-12-2010, 12:19 AM
Marebito.

Benjamin
11-12-2010, 12:21 AM
Oh and Alien vs Predator.

I wish they wouldn't try and merge 2 classics :bored:

Ross
11-12-2010, 12:25 AM
Kill Bill 1 & 2.

MTVN
11-12-2010, 12:25 AM
Lesbian Vampire Killers :bored:

Tom4784
11-12-2010, 12:29 AM
Kill Bill 1 & 2.

sweeney todd with jonny depp

only because i didnt know it was a musical so when i sat down to watch it i was like wtf

You're both dead to me.

For me it's generally films like Disaster Movie/Epic Movie/Vampires Suck ETC. They're not funny and I wish bad karma on whoever commisioned them to be made and whoever actually made them.

Novo
11-12-2010, 12:32 AM
You're both dead to me.

For me it's generally films like Disaster Movie/Epic Movie/Vampires Suck ETC. They're not funny and I wish bad karma on whoever commisioned them to be made and whoever actually made them.

Meet the Spartans has got to be the worst one of them

Smithy
11-12-2010, 12:35 AM
Kill Bill 1 & 2.

:o

MTVN
11-12-2010, 12:39 AM
Scot Pilgrim vs the World as well

Gotta be the first film where I've actually fallen asleep in the cinema

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-12-2010, 12:40 AM
Forever alone!:wavey:

:love:

Tom4784
11-12-2010, 12:40 AM
Scot Pilgrim vs the World as well

Gotta be the first film where I've actually fallen asleep in the cinema

:nono:

Shaun
11-12-2010, 12:44 AM
how anyone can find any of these films worse than Transformers 2 is beyond me <_<

MTVN
11-12-2010, 12:44 AM
:nono:

It wasnt my kind of film at all, I hate it when they make a movie like a comic book with the stupid plots, fights etc. and the whole "pow" bubbles when he punches someone. It didnt make me laugh much for a comedy either

Zippy
11-12-2010, 12:45 AM
Oh and Alien vs Predator.

I wish they wouldn't try and merge 2 classics :bored:

I loved that film!

Blair witch 2. So cheap and crappy. I mean, the first was cheap as chips but this was like TV movie cheap! Just not worthy at all.

MTVN
11-12-2010, 12:45 AM
how anyone can find any of these films worse than Transformers 2 is beyond me <_<

Yes, that was awful as well, although my friend thought it was amazing and couldnt comprehend why I thought it to be so bad

IheartBB
11-12-2010, 02:22 AM
The Happening - plants killing people, PLANTS!

This is the first film that came to my mind too. How M. Night Shambles still gets work is beyond me. Mark Wahlberg too.

and a film called 'dont look now'

******ing Unstoppable

Oh and Alien vs Predator.

Kill Bill 1 & 2.

Scot Pilgrim vs the World

:shocked: :nono:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-12-2010, 02:26 AM
did you actually like dont look now :L

the bit at the end where that troll thing sliced that guys throat was cool but i didnt get the rest :L

King Gizzard
11-12-2010, 02:29 AM
Scot Pilgrim vs the World as well

Gotta be the first film where I've actually fallen asleep in the cinema
I agree

Mystic Mock
11-12-2010, 03:10 AM
blood trails,nothing can even come close to that pile of ****.:mad:

Lee.
11-12-2010, 10:00 AM
Vanilla Sky
Kill Bill
The Matrix

Shaun
11-12-2010, 01:18 PM
kill bill > life

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-12-2010, 01:49 PM
Vanilla Sky
Kill Bill
The Matrix

:shocked:

the sequels were balls but the first was :worship:

Visage
12-12-2010, 01:59 AM
Paranormal Activity

King Gizzard
12-12-2010, 02:04 AM
The Wickerman with Mel Gibson...sucha rubbish storyline..and then watched the original and its just as shocking

Benjamin
12-12-2010, 02:22 AM
Oh throw 'Wrong Turn 2' in there too. What a pile of sh*t!

Novo
12-12-2010, 02:23 AM
The only thing good about Wrong turn 2 is that slutty girl

BB_Eye
12-12-2010, 03:18 AM
Natural Born Killers
Failure to Launch
Freddy got Fingered

Any of those three. All are failed attempts at comedy too weirdly enough.

BB_Eye
12-12-2010, 03:19 AM
The Wickerman with Mel Gibson...sucha rubbish storyline..and then watched the original and its just as shocking
This comment is shocking. The Wicker Man is one of the greatest British movies ever made.

Tom4784
12-12-2010, 03:31 AM
Natural Born Killers
Failure to Launch
Freddy got Fingered

Any of those three. All are failed attempts at comedy too weirdly enough.

I disagree strongly with Natural Born Killers, great film.

MTVN
12-12-2010, 03:41 AM
This comment is shocking. The Wicker Man is one of the greatest British movies ever made.

Might be the remake he's talking about though

Joelle.
27-07-2011, 03:28 PM
Alien vs Predator Requiem HANDS DOWN!

The first and only film I have ever turned off halfway through!

Niamh.
27-07-2011, 03:30 PM
That I watched all the way to the end The Blair Witch Project. That I switched off after paying to rent it My Little Eye

Niamh.
27-07-2011, 03:35 PM
Natural Born Killers
Failure to Launch
Freddy got Fingered

Any of those three. All are failed attempts at comedy too weirdly enough.

Freddy Got Fingered was hilarious :joker:

Niall
27-07-2011, 03:46 PM
Fools Gold, Cedar Rapids and Norbit.

Terrible, all of them. Ugh. Cedar Rapids was just awful, my friends and I expected a comedy but it was boring as ****. There was only us 3 and two other people in the entire cinema, and the other two walked out halfway through. We just stayed in there and threw things at each other lmfao.

Joelle.
27-07-2011, 03:47 PM
Also any film starring Matthew McConaughey between A Time To Kill and The Lincoln Lawyer

Livia
27-07-2011, 04:36 PM
Anything that could be described as a Chick Flick. Chick Flicks make me want to hurt myself.

Andrew.
27-07-2011, 04:52 PM
Youth In Revolt.

I went to see it with my mates last yer, i expected something funny. but it left me cold. t'wasnt funny at all. they showed the funny bits in the advert.

Zippy
27-07-2011, 05:28 PM
Oh throw 'Wrong Turn 2' in there too. What a pile of sh*t!

I actually enjoyed that on TV a few months back. Thought it was actually better than the first.


Blair witch 2 is a bad film that springs to mind. Just incredibly cheap and tacky. A struggle to even get through.

CharlieO
27-07-2011, 06:48 PM
Waiting for Godot the film. I understand the whole theatre practice of it and stuff but god it drags on and is so boring.

'Conor
27-07-2011, 07:24 PM
The Happening
New Moon

DrunkerThanMoses
27-07-2011, 07:27 PM
I really liked wrong turn 2.

Um Ive seen a few bad ones, Jaws 3, Jaws 4, Blair witch 2.

Basically all the films I have given 1/5 on my film list on IMDB

T*
27-07-2011, 07:34 PM
2 girls 1 cup.
I was expecting like a comedy or something but It was just about someone crapping in a cup, giving it to her friend, then being sick and drinking it. And it has a down side, Its only like 5 minutes long.

:bored:

What a bad film.

Chuck
27-07-2011, 07:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/WTOAn.jpg

Chuck
27-07-2011, 07:44 PM
2 girls 1 cup.
I was expecting like a comedy or something but It was just about someone crapping in a cup, giving it to her friend, then being sick and drinking it. And it has a down side, Its only like 5 minutes long.

:bored:

What a bad film.

2 girls 1 cup is an epic short movie. :nono:

Marsh.
27-07-2011, 07:56 PM
Crash (2004).

No idea why this won Best Picture. Absolutely terrible writing.

Joelle.
27-07-2011, 09:58 PM
Oh throw 'Wrong Turn 2' in there too. What a pile of sh*t!

I think Wrong Turn 2 is the best of the three

If you'd said Wrong Turn 3 I might agree with you. that was s***

Jordan.
27-07-2011, 10:43 PM
I can't remember the name but for the whole film its just a man and a woman stranded in the middle of the ocean.

Joelle.
27-07-2011, 10:46 PM
I can't remember the name but for the whole film its just a man and a woman stranded in the middle of the ocean.

Sounds like Adrift or Open Water

michael21
27-07-2011, 10:51 PM
lassie :bawling:

Vicky.
27-07-2011, 10:59 PM
Any of the american pie spin offs
Insidious
The happening
The mist

Jordan.
27-07-2011, 11:02 PM
Sounds like Adrift or Open Water

*googles*

oh yeah its Open Water :bored:

Joelle.
27-07-2011, 11:05 PM
I'm surprised nobody has said Speed 2 Cruise Control. It got a bashing from critics but I enjoyed it, even if a cruise liner has nothing to do with 'Speed' :joker:

Locke.
27-07-2011, 11:05 PM
She's the Man. I hate it.

Zippy
27-07-2011, 11:58 PM
lassie :bawling:

are you in the right thread?

Jords
28-07-2011, 12:15 AM
The Box :bored:

I liked that! It was good how the box gets passed in the cycle and it was clear. The manufacturing part of it/how it came about did suck though (mainly 'cause I didnt get it)

Jords
28-07-2011, 12:17 AM
I'm surprised nobody has said Speed 2 Cruise Control. It got a bashing from critics but I enjoyed it, even if a cruise liner has nothing to do with 'Speed' :joker:

:love:

I cant really think of any tend to forget anything sh!t I watch lmao

Patrick
28-07-2011, 12:21 AM
2012.

Not only was it just such an anti climax and a terrible movie compared to what I had hoped for, but the thing is most people now believe 2012 is 'just a movie' when the ******ing doomsday prediction has been there for years and years, only thing is the average dick head hadn't heard about it until 2009. :bored:

Now anyone who cares to discuss the 2012 'Doomsday' and would like to debate over the Scientific or Religious arguments associated with said Doomsday, are shut down and branded 'silly' or 'stupid' for believing in a movie when some of us actually knew about 2012 before that pathetic film.

Niamh.
28-07-2011, 09:33 AM
I can't remember the name but for the whole film its just a man and a woman stranded in the middle of the ocean.

omg, yeah! That was open water, what a massive waste of 2 hours of my life, I actually can't believe I sat through that big heap of crap, I kept waiting for something to happen but it never did :bored:

Kate!
28-07-2011, 09:40 AM
That one with the truck stalking the guy in the car, absolute rubbish, just googling it to get the title.......Joy Ride

Lee.
28-07-2011, 09:48 AM
That one with the truck stalking the guy in the car, absolute rubbish, just googling it to get the title.......Joy Ride

Erm.. does that have Paul Walker in it?

'Conor
28-07-2011, 12:27 PM
That one with the truck stalking the guy in the car, absolute rubbish, just googling it to get the title.......Joy Ride

OMFG

i love that film!!!

Joelle.
28-07-2011, 12:45 PM
That one with the truck stalking the guy in the car, absolute rubbish, just googling it to get the title.......Joy Ride

Its sort of a rip-off of The Hitcher

nicole_burks
28-07-2011, 07:09 PM
I rented Beastly for free..
watched it for like 20 minutes, and then turned it off.