Timeless fierce bitches.

[Shaun]

A compilation. Feel free to suggest - but not all shall make the list :nono: I shall discuss the close contenders with my fierce cohorts.

ALREADY ON THE LIST, APPLYING MASCARA AND BEING HOT
Professor Minerva McGonagall
Professor Sybil Trelawney
Bellatrix Lestrange
Hermione Granger
Molly Weasley
Luna Lovegood
Mrs. Krabappel, the Simpsons
Agnes Skinner, The Simpsons
Patty and Selma Bouvier, The Simpsons
Daphne, Eggheads
Judith, Eggheads
Margaret, The Apprentice
Rita, Coronation St.
Deirdre Barlow, Coronation St.
Janice Battersby, Coronation St.
Dorothy Cotton, Eastenders
Peggy Mitchell, Eastenders
Pat Butcher, Eastenders
Jennifer Saunders
Joanna Lumley
Dawn French
Joan Rivers
Betty White
Meryl Streep
Dame Helen Mirren
Judi Dench
Elizabeth Taylor
Joan Collins
Julie Walters
Julie Andrews
Vivien Leigh
Bette Davis
Audrey Hepburn
Marilyn Monroe
Ingrid Bergman
Vanessa Redgrave
Emma Thompson
Annette Bening
Julianne Moore
Angela Lansbury
Tilda Swinton
Bette Midler
Margaret Thatcher
Grace Jones
Debbie Harry
Dusty Springfield
Madonna
Janis Joplin
Kate Bush
Vivienne Westwood
Cilla Black
Moira Stewart
Aung San Suu Kyi
Hillary Clinton
MarkWaldorf
Condoleezza Rice
Angela Merkel
Beinazir Bhutto :sad:
Bonnie Greer
Stephanie Beacham
Ivana Trump
MrGaryy
Whoopi Goldberg
JK Rowling
Agatha Christie
Rosalind, As You Like It
Hermia, A Midsummer Night's Dream
Titania, A Midsummer Night's Dream
Nerissa, The Merchant of Venice (Portia and Jessica can ****. skanks.)
Juno (the goddess, not the pregnant indie slut)
Medusa
Venus
Diana (the goddess, not the wannabe Princess carcrash victim)
Princess Anne
Queen Victoria
Queen Elizabeth I
Queen Elizabeth II
Joan of Arc
Sue Barker
Clare Balding
Martina Navratilova
Scott
Mystic Meg

and of course,
Shaun Collins x

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

princess anne :worship:

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loretta brown, family guy :worship:

[Zippy]

Joan Collins
Julie walters

[Novo]

How come their is no one young?

[Josy]

Bea Smith

[InOne]

Olivia Hamilton

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kathy burke :amazed:

[Shaun]

yes to Joan, Julie and Anne. Loretta is a mess. idk who Bea and Olivia are.

[Benjamin]

No Janine Butcher?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sue johnston :lovedup:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01185/arts-graphics-2008_1185123a.jpg

[InOne]

Olivia is Kim from Sugar Rush.

[Shaun]

No Janine Butcher?

SHE IS NOT TIMELESS.
[timeless is my polite way of saying 'not very young']

[InOne]

ohhhh nvm mine then lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Olivia is Kim from Sugar Rush.

:worship:

but....

sugar >

[Shaun]

:worship:

but....

sugar >

Scott, you may be added to the list.

[Josy]

Bea deserves to be on that list.

[Shaun]

-is aware you're not called Scott-
...shush.

[Novo]

http://nicksayswhat.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/sue-barker.jpg

[Shaun]

YES SUE BARKER.
and whilst we're at it, Clare Balding.

[Jessica.]

Anne Robinson.

[InOne]

Carol Vorderman :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omgz i have another brb

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i am called scott its my middle name :sad:

[Shaun]

Anne Robinson.

Meh, she's just a dick.

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daphne from eggheads :lovedup:

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and judith :D

[Shaun]

Carol Vorderman :love:

Timeless fierce bitches do not advertise debt consolidation :bored: they advertise dentures and age-defying beauty products.

[InOne]

D: :bawling:

I'll keep trying lol

[Zippy]

Dusty springfield for certain.
Kathy Griffin

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how could you forget margaret :eek:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01414/Margaret_Mountford_1414405c.jpg

this bitch > life

[InOne]

Debbie Harry

[King Gizzard]

http://www.soccerphile.com/soccerphile/premier-league/im/denise_robertson.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i think only gay men can spot a true timeless fierce bitch <3

[Zippy]

Betty Boop
Jessica Rabbit
Olive oil

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Betty Boop
Jessica Rabbit
Olive oil

yes :amazed:

olive can g t f o

hardly fierce is she

[Jack_]

how could you forget margaret :eek:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01414/Margaret_Mountford_1414405c.jpg

this bitch > life

:worship:

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shes back on wednesday doing the interviews i cant wait :cheer2:

[Zippy]

Sade
Vivien Leigh
Bette Davis
Naomi Campbell
Susan Sarandon

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http://thewowjonesreport.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bette-midler_big.jpg

bette >

[InOne]

Liz Hurley

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whats that crazy old bitch that was michael jacksons best friend? i cant remember her name :L

[InOne]

Liz Taylor

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yeah her

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http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/liz-taylor-blue-shadow.jpg

D:

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dame vera lynn <3

[Zippy]

Moira Stewart.

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hilary clinton :worship:

[Zippy]

hilary clinton :worship:

that stupid bitch who let her husband humiliate her?

thats not fierce. :nono:

[Shaun]

Moira Stewart.

omg. amazing call.

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i just googled moira stewart she looks like a black zoe wanamaker <3

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http://blog.discounttheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/zoe-wannamaker.jpghttp://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/moira-stewart.jpg

:eek:

[Shaun]

:o so she does

[Shaun]

:love:

[Niall]

Where's Professor McGonagall. :nono:

[\PJ/]

Wilhelmina Slater

[Marsh.]

A compilation. Feel free to suggest - but not all shall make the list :nono: I shall discuss the close contenders with my fierce cohorts.

ALREADY ON THE LIST, APPLYING MASCARA AND BEING HOT
Bellatrix Lestrange
Elizabeth Taylor
Vivien Leigh
Bette Davis
Audrey Hepburn
Marilyn Monroe
Ingrid Bergman
Dusty Springfield
Janis Joplin
Beinazir Bhutto
Agatha Christie
Queen Victoria
Queen Elizabeth I
Joan of Arc

Madonna



All dead. And 1 dancing corpse. Hardly timeless.

[Shaun]

even as skeletons they're fiercer than everyone :idc:

[King Gizzard]

have you not added this woman yet

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/17/article-1200314-05BEF9DF000005DC-748_306x377.jpg

[Shaun]

TV psychics and agony aunts are not fierce :nono:

-adds Mystic Meg-

[King Gizzard]

You havent watched Denise then, she is a fierce bitch

[Shaun]

I have seen her on TV, she just strikes me as annoying :idc: LOL

[King Gizzard]

She had a slagging match with a girl from Geordie Shore the other week

[_Seth]

Glad you wrote Debbie Harry. <3

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-adds Mystic Meg-

:worship:

[Ammi]

Judy Garland, Cleopatra, Bodecia, Queen Elizabeth 1, Anne Boleyn

[Ammi]

Bonnie Parker
Domino Harvey Bounty Hunter