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Novo
15-12-2010, 07:36 PM
First up we have a horrible looking Bowl of soup from Locke... it looks awfully sickening.. you wouldn't even feed it to your dog

One word - Toxic

http://i52.tinypic.com/nw0zyu.jpg


Next up we have some vile looking pasta from Thomas.. look at the state of it! it looks like something you would sick up on a saturday morning.. almost as bad a as Locke's and that Orange juice looks like Basil's piss

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/493/finishedmedium.jpg

Last but certainly not least.. a fine display of great presentation by the Luxury Cook Novo, The chicken is cooked to perfection the sauce is the perfect topping for a great meal

http://i51.tinypic.com/2qbsvo2.jpg
Miss Ivy Balls
15-12-2010, 07:47 PM
Well, it is clearly obvious that the most effort went into mine with the pictures and details.

All you and Locke have done is heat something up.

:/

Have you never seen what orange juice looks like before?

I would get yourself off to the vets if you think that is what you're pissing.
Jessica.
15-12-2010, 07:47 PM
Novo is the best.
Miss Ivy Balls
15-12-2010, 07:48 PM
Must I also say that yours is the most unhealthy.
Niall
15-12-2010, 07:48 PM
Thomas obvz. :love:
Stacey.
15-12-2010, 07:48 PM
LOL at the description of Thomas'. Sounds about accurate

Novo D'Acampo wins this one I think.
Stacey.
15-12-2010, 07:49 PM
Thomas obvz. :love:

Get. Out.
Miss Ivy Balls
15-12-2010, 07:50 PM
Thomas obvz. :love:

mwah!

You know it's right.

I put the most effort into mine and is the most complex out of the three. More work on my part.
Tom
15-12-2010, 07:50 PM
Novo but brown sauce is rank

Why is Thomas's pasta on a chair?
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
15-12-2010, 07:52 PM
nawwww poor locke

that dog was cute
Jessica.
15-12-2010, 07:53 PM
Novo but brown sauce is rank

Why is Thomas's pasta on a chair?

:nono: It's not brown sauce, it's BBQ.
Tom
15-12-2010, 07:54 PM
:nono: It's not brown sauce, it's BBQ.

Thats just as bad
Niall
15-12-2010, 07:57 PM
Get. Out.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcats-funny-picture-lalalalala.jpg

No. Way.

Thomas is the bestest cook there is.

mwah!

You know it's right.

I put the most effort into mine and is the most complex out of the three. More work on my part.

^Exactly. Thomas was the most thoughtful and creative not somehting like that slap-dash effort from Novo and Locke :bored:
Miss Ivy Balls
15-12-2010, 07:57 PM
Come on.

I can put Chicken Dippers in the oven. Most people can.

Nothing hard about that and his 'how to do it' lacked in detail.
Novo
15-12-2010, 07:58 PM
Novo but brown sauce is rank

Why is Thomas's pasta on a chair?

That is the finest BBQ Sauce in town
Ninastar
15-12-2010, 07:58 PM
thomas, woulda been you andy if you had drawn a flower.
Stacey.
15-12-2010, 07:58 PM
Thomas is the bestest cook there is.


You'll regret saying that someday. I promise.
Novo
15-12-2010, 07:59 PM
Come on.

I can put Chicken Dippers in the oven. Most people can.

Nothing hard about that and his 'how to do it' lacked in detail.

Yours looks very tasteless, Mine looks like a great side order
Miss Ivy Balls
15-12-2010, 08:03 PM
Yours looks very tasteless, Mine looks like a great side order

It looks healthy.

If healthy is tasteless then so be it.

A side order?

Good job you're not a chef. :shocked:
Josy
15-12-2010, 08:06 PM
LOL @ this thread :joker:

Locke wont be getting my vote due to the sheer laziness of getting his mum to wash the bowl :bored: Thomas yours looks nice but, I dont like the pasta you used :( Novo yours looks ok, but tbh your only getting my vote because of the nice stripey plate :laugh:
Miss Ivy Balls
15-12-2010, 08:10 PM
Josy so you're going on the plate and not the cooking or the details provided?

What a sham.
Locke.
15-12-2010, 08:10 PM
Mine is the best obviously
Josy
15-12-2010, 08:12 PM
Josy so you're going on the plate and not the cooking or the details provided?

What a sham.

:joker:

I gave my honest opinion!
Tom4784
15-12-2010, 08:12 PM
Delia Smith>
Jessica.
15-12-2010, 08:14 PM
Locke's and Thomas' look cold and tasteless. :bored:
Miss Ivy Balls
15-12-2010, 08:17 PM
Cooking pasta takes technique to get it right.

Sticking soup in a microwave, and chicken in an oven is just easy and sloppy.
Locke.
15-12-2010, 08:34 PM
Locke's and Thomas' look cold and tasteless. :bored:

It was quite hot actually I burned my tongue on it
Tom
15-12-2010, 08:37 PM
Cooking pasta takes technique to get it right.

Sticking soup in a microwave, and chicken in an oven is just easy and sloppy.

No it doesn't, just stick it in boiling water for 10 mins
Niall
15-12-2010, 08:39 PM
You'll regret saying that someday. I promise.

Well at least he cooked from scratch unlike Novo and Locke! :nono:
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
15-12-2010, 08:40 PM
You'll regret saying that someday. I promise.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

stacey marry me you epic bitch
Miss Ivy Balls
15-12-2010, 08:57 PM
Well at least he cooked from scratch unlike Novo and Locke! :nono:

Exactly, but if Novo wants to bait then let him.

PFFT.
Locke.
15-12-2010, 08:59 PM
Even Basil wouldn't have ate that pasta
Miss Ivy Balls
15-12-2010, 09:00 PM
Even Basil wouldn't have ate that pasta

Well, no, because I doubt dogs like pasta, hunni.

Also, he would be fed it anyway so don't worry pet.
Niall
15-12-2010, 09:01 PM
Exactly, but if Novo wants to bait then let him.

PFFT.

:hug:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

stacey marry me you epic bitch

BUT BUT you said you would love me forever! :bawling:

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/cute-kitten-crying.jpg
Locke.
15-12-2010, 09:03 PM
Well, no, because I doubt dogs like pasta, hunni.

Also, he would be fed it anyway so don't worry pet.

Dogs love pasta, just not your pasta.
Stacey.
15-12-2010, 09:08 PM
BUT BUT you said you would love me forever! :bawling:

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/cute-kitten-crying.jpg

<3

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

stacey marry me you epic bitch

*marries* :love:
\PJ/
15-12-2010, 09:10 PM
Pjamie Oliver coming through.
Niall
15-12-2010, 09:12 PM
<3



*marries* :love:

*Goes hysterical at wedding ceremony and grabs knife for the cake*

http://www.hull.ac.uk/php/sbswdr/ecompastwork/0809/xstudentsites0809/80_325059/cookingcourses/knife.jpg

I will kill you both!!! *Moves closer to Stacey and Scott, eyes are twitching, creepy/insane laughter*
Stacey.
15-12-2010, 09:14 PM
*runs away with Scott* D:
Niall
15-12-2010, 09:15 PM
*Crumples onto the floor and cries as the doctors tie him up to be taken to the mental insitute*
Novo
15-12-2010, 09:58 PM
Anyone who voted me will get a free meal from me
Shaun
15-12-2010, 10:43 PM
Oh, I misread this as cock.
Niall
15-12-2010, 10:45 PM
Oh, I misread this as cock.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:
lily.
15-12-2010, 10:48 PM
Oh, I misread this as cock.

I assume you voted for Andy's in that case..
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
15-12-2010, 11:35 PM
:amazed: