The Graham Norton Show

[Smithy]

Zippy u mad

[GypsyGoth]

Was he in the first Pirates as the dead skeleton dude?

Yes I think so.

[Marsh.]

She looks really anxious in the eyes.

[Niall]

Niall has she stolen your fringe?

:laugh3:

But no, I donated it to her.

[Shaun]

Barbarossa! That's the name.

[Marsh.]

Desperate wannabe in the audience.

[Marsh.]

Barbarossa! That's the name.

That's the one. Thanks.

[Niall]

I love her bejewelled Immaculate Heart. :lovedup:

[Niall]

Hair! :amazed:

[Smithy]

She keeps interrupting them LMAO

[Shaun]

She's got a better sense of humour on this than she did on Jonathan Ross.

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

pmsl aw shes so cute

[GypsyGoth]

Hehehe a wasted mess :D

[Niall]

I wanna see the other picture of Gaga falling now http://i.imgur.com/Iu8a5.png

[Marsh.]

I liked her strange, deadpan attitude on Jonathan Ross. I don't like how rude he is a lot of the time to the guests.

[Marsh.]

I wanna see the other picture of Gaga falling now http://i.imgur.com/Iu8a5.png

Google it.

[Niall]

Google it.

*Googles*

[Marsh.]

Wasted mess.

http://recentissuetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gallery_main-lady-gaga-trips-falls-heathrow-06232010-08-300x236.jpg

[Shaun]

Aww Anna.

[GypsyGoth]

Wow :love:

[Niall]

I love Asian people. They're always so lovely. :lovedup:

[Smithy]

she coulda at least dressed up a little

[Shaun]

she's now never going to wash again

[Niall]

LMFAO THE MEAT ONE. :laugh3:

[Marsh.]

None of the guests are getting a look in.

Don't they have films out or something?

[Smithy]

None of the guests are getting a look in.

Don't they have films out or something?

n1cur bowt dem

[Ninastar]

im jealous of that bitch who kissed her.

[Niall]

n1cur bowt dem

:worship:

[Niall]

im jealous of that bitch who kissed her.

Same. Lucky hoe. :bored:

[Smithy]

omg he's got it :o

[Shaun]

oh...the title track :(
-wanted Edge of Glory-

[Niall]

OMG HE HAS A REAL COPY asklhdgfkjhajhgrjk :mad:

[Marsh.]

Geoffrey not happy.

[Marsh.]

The Gaga and Norton Show ends.

[Smithy]

The Gaga and Norton Show ends.

:bawling:

[Marsh.]

"I'm gonna sell this **** on ebay". lmao.

[Niall]

I wanna know how this bucket of slime performance is gonna work. http://i.imgur.com/Iu8a5.png

[Shaun]

not quite, she's performing again :p

[Shaun]

The King's Piece :laugh2:

[Niall]

The King's Piece :laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Smithy]

I wanna know how this bucket of slime performance is gonna work. http://i.imgur.com/Iu8a5.png

There's pics in the GaGa thread :evilgrin:

[Shaun]

oh if it's getting good reviews I might watch it... I loathed the third one.

[GypsyGoth]

oh if it's getting good reviews I might watch it... I loathed the third one.

I didn't understand that one.

[Marsh.]

I've only seen the first and loved it.

[Niall]

There's pics in the GaGa thread :evilgrin:

Thats effort to go and look at hehe. *Waits*

[Niall]

Who's that douche that just jumped off the sofa? -_-

[Marsh.]

Jason Byrne should have just stayed at home.

[Smithy]

Jason Byrne should have just stayed at home.

:joker: he came on on the worst possible week

[Smithy]

:amazed:

[Niall]

I do not like that Jason Byrne man. *Throws brick at*

[Niall]

Omgz slimey time! :amazed:

[Locke.]

Snoop Dogg on next week :dance:

[Niall]

Snoop Dogg on next week :dance:

No1curr.

[Shaun]

this has grown on me...still not great though :p

[Niall]

I love this song. :lovedup: I actually prefer it to Judas.

And she has good taste in male backing dancers. :evilgrin:

[Marsh.]

The tune in the chorus reminds me of another song from years ago.

Anyone know? It feels like she's copied someone's tune.

[Niall]

Wtf is that stuff meant to be? Amniotic fluid?

[Ninastar]

she was born that way

[Smithy]

omg, slime tub orgy

[Marsh.]

Point of the slime is? Born This Way? Embryo? Placenta? Urgh.

[GypsyGoth]

she was born that way

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

A glitter bath. Ke$ha ripoff :bored:

The tune in the chorus reminds me of another song from years ago.

Anyone know? It feels like she's copied someone's tune.

Madonna's Express Yourself :tongue:

[Niall]

Omg I wanna be in that tub with those dancers. :evilgrin:

[Smithy]

Madonna's Express Yourself :tongue:

I think he was being sarcastic

[Locke.]

No1curr.

Come back when Gaga has sold as many albums as Snoop

[Smithy]

Come back when Gaga has sold as many albums as Snoop

come back when snoop isn't a total sell out hee1

[Niall]

Come back when Gaga has sold as many albums as Snoop

Okay gurl.

*Will return with Born This Way sales figures this time next month*

[Locke.]

come back when snoop isn't a total sell out hee1

Leave him alone he has a family to feed :nono:

[Marsh.]

A glitter bath. Ke$ha ripoff :bored:


Madonna's Express Yourself :tongue:

I think he was being sarcastic

I wasn't being sarcastic, it felt like one of those tunes you've know forever from adverts or whatever but never actually looked up who sang it or anything.

**youtubes**

Yep, it's "Express Yourself". Thought Gaga was more original than that.

[Smithy]

Leave him alone he has a family to feed :nono:

Pretty sure he could do that without being a sell out :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

isnt one of her backing dancers in gay porn?

[Smithy]

Yeah one of them

[Marsh.]

isnt one of her backing dancers in gay porn?

Is that surprising? :joker: She's an ambassador for the gays.

[Callum]

Gwyneth and Gaga both came across really well! Her performance of Judas was very good too, I hope it makes the song climb up iTunes. :D It would really be a shame if it were her lowest charting single after LoveGame. Geoffrey was nice enough but the poor guy wasn't given time to speak much and the comedian was just pointless.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

its not the one i thought it was :bored:

[Locke.]

Snoop Dogg is on in 26 seconds

[Locke.]

Cuba Gooding Jr on aswell, good guests this week

[Kerry]

Got it on

[Kerry]

I swear Cuba never ages

[Kerry]

Hate it when people don't show their eyes when talking to you/presenters

[GypsyGoth]

Snoop is funny.

[Locke.]

Got to be one of the best shows in a long time

[Kerry]

Tonight - Hangover stars Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms, Rob Lowe and Alex Kingston. Music from Aloe Blacc

[Locke.]

Forgot this was on.

The guy from the Hangover was good last time he was on (only feels like a few weeks ago?)

[ILoveTRW]

where the **** is jamie :bawling:

[Shaun]

not a great lineup :/ -has post gaga blues-

[GypsyGoth]

It should be a good show :love:

[Smithy]

not a great lineup :/ -has post gaga blues-

:sad: -agrees-

[Locke.]

I have no idea who Alex Kingson or the other one is by their names

[Kerry]

Ouch at the Cheryl joke :laugh2:

[Kerry]

I have no idea who Alex Kingson or the other one is by their names

She made her name in ER as a doctor. Now in Doctor Who. Also many films

[GypsyGoth]

It's strange how Bradley is back, but I like him so I don't mind.

[Kerry]

Rob looks like he's had a facelift

[GypsyGoth]

Rob sounds like a sleaze.

[ILoveTRW]

Mtv = life

[Locke.]

Never heard of this guy but he's good

[Kerry]

Rob sounds like a sleaze.

Part of the Brat Pack way back when. Not left many of them

[GypsyGoth]

Awwww :laugh2:

[Shaun]

the monkey in the dress :love:

I really don't want to see this movie though <_<

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[Kerry]

:joker:

[Locke.]

Going to have to listen to this guys album

[Shaun]

oh so this is the guy turtle wanted me to review...

I'm bored already. :tongue:

[Kerry]

Not grabbed me

[Kerry]

LOL Alex is SO British :joker:

[Shaun]

poor Flipsy and Flopsy :(

[Locke.]

That poor guy :joker:

[Locke.]

James McAvoy next week :dance:

[Shaun]

oh I wasn't listening - who else is on next week?

[GypsyGoth]

That poor guy :joker:

Yea :laugh:

[Kerry]

poor Flipsy and Flopsy :(

Squashedy and Squishedy now

[Locke.]

Only remember James McAvoy and Liza Minnelli

['Conor]

whos James McAvoy?

[Shaun]

was in Shameless, then Atonement, Wanted, err...

['Conor]

never seen any of them :joker:

[Locke.]

Last King of Scotland

[Kerry]

Just watching tonights recorded. Tom Hanks, Simon Pegg and Nicole Shirtzithingy

Think it's repeated tomorrow or Sunday

t'is funny :D

['Conor]

was so funny tonight :joker:

Tom Hanks is so funny!

[Kerry]

Tom Hanks is great. All round brilliant guy :D

[Omah]

I might give it a viewing on iPlayer later then ..... ;)

[Kerry]

Next week Angela Griffin (I think), Bear Grylls and Cameron Diaz

[Jordan.]

Bear Grylls :worship:

[Kerry]

Bear Grylls :worship:

Haha indeed

[Omah]

"Lucky" Grills ..... :laugh:

[Kerry]

Got the one with Bear Grylls on. Hardly recognise him dressed.....

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is he drinking his own piss

[Kerry]

Not right now. I'll let you know.....

['Conor]

i loved the lastest one with Cameron Diaz it was so funny, that Kathy Griffen one is hilarious :joker: and Bear Grills is kinda boring, but hot.

[Kerry]

Tonight 10:35PM

Lee Mack, Jessie Wallace, Kim Catrell and The Saturdays

[Omah]

Tonight 10:35PM

Lee Mack, Jessie Wallace, Kim Catrell and The Saturdays

mmmmm ..... sounds good ..... ;)

[Locke.]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That bit with Corgey and The Saturdays was boss

[Jords]

Lee Mack is a legend :worship:

[Kerry]

Think I'll watch it now

[Kerry]

Ewwwwwww @ manbabies

[Omah]

A good show but a bit unbalanced, with Kim and Jesse being given all the early attention and Lee being forced to interject .....

I can't believe Kim will be 55 in a few weeks time .....

[Jords]

Ewwwwwww @ manbabies

:joker:


And 55!? Woah shes aged well.

[Jordan.]

I watched the episode with Bear Grylls on iplayer, he's such a legend. :worship:

I hope he goes on Chatty Man, can imagine him and Alan having a laugh eating all sorts.

[Omah]

:joker:


And 55!? Woah shes aged well.

Yeah 10 years older than SJP, who looks 10 years older than KC ..... :joker:

[Kerry]

Anyone else watch? Or going to watch on repeat/record? Last one in the series :( Just watched it. Ewan McGregor is so funny. The pics at the end too - hilarious :laugh2:

[Locke.]

Missed it, will have to watch a repeat.

Last one already? :( Feels like it's only been back about 5 weeks

[Omah]

Anyone else watch? Or going to watch on repeat/record? Last one in the series :( Just watched it. Ewan McGregor is so funny. The pics at the end too - hilarious :laugh2:

Nah, there's nobody of interest to me ..... :bored:

[Kerry]

Nah, there's nobody of interest to me ..... :bored:

I didn't think so either but it was good

[Callum]

Alesha and Rebecca :love:

[bbfan1991]

Alesha Dixon is so fun, stunning:lovedup::blush:.

[Smithy]

Aww no I missed the first half :sad:

[Tom]

I wish the rumours were true and Alesha did X Factor instead. Shes hilarious and wasted on SCD

[bbfan1991]

Robert Downey JR:thumbs:.

[Callum]

I wish the rumours were true and Alesha did X Factor instead. Shes hilarious and wasted on SCD

I have to agree. I think she would make a better judge than both Cheryl and Tulisa. She's so down to earth.

[bbfan1991]

Jude Law looks so different:conf:.

[Callum]

Jude Law looks so different:conf:.

He looks like a tramp

[Bollo]

Eddie Izzard!

[bbfan1991]

Eddie Izzard is hilarious:D.

Congrats to RDJ on impending fatherhood, funny when he let slip on the sex:joker:.

[Callum]

She's so good live :worship:

[bbfan1991]

Rebecca *slips into coma watching her*;).

[Callum]

I wish he had spoken to Rebecca more

[Callum]

I love this bit :D

[Callum]

:laugh2:

[bbfan1991]

Alesha and Rebecca could pass for twins:eek:.

[Tom]

LMAO @ the story with the bear enclosure and the bear stuck on the car roof with the roof caving in :laugh2: ... didn't really understand the end though?

[Smithy]

Rebecca's trending on twitter :lovedup:

Am sorry Rebecca Ferguson's voice is mesmerising. #awesomepeeps


"@heycharn: Rebecca Ferguson's voice gives me shivers"

Always liked Rebecca Ferguson's voice, she had the best voice on last years X Factor @RebeccaFMusic

:')

[Kerry]

Great show :D Looking forward to seeing Eddie in the upcoming shows

[Locke.]

Cuba Gooding jr is back :amazed:

He was amazing last time he was on

[Marsh.]

I can't believe he's got Cuba Gooding Jr on again. He did my nut in the last time, always going on about being black. Low and behold the first things he says is about being black. Get over it dude.

Daniel Radcliffe's looks always made him seem like a little kid playing dress up and acting like an adult. But now it looks like his appearance is ageing with him finally and he looks normal. lol

[GypsyGoth]

Cuba is funny :laugh:

[Marsh.]

And there goes another black reference. This guy needs a new joke book.

[Marsh.]

Black, black, black, black, black, black, black.........

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-o_YuHzatCLM/Tpw45F8HdoI/AAAAAAAAFz0/L3NxCv9AQpI/s237/screaming.gif

[Locke.]

8 game ban

[GypsyGoth]

She is meant to be bi-polar.

[Locke.]

Well this is awkward

[GypsyGoth]

On now :amazed:

[Saph]

whos on??

[Bollo]

John Cusack ♥

[GypsyGoth]

and Goldie Hawn plus a tall comedian with glasses.

[Marc]

Goldie Hawn :love:

[Bollo]

Marcus Bridgestock I think

[Bollo]

Ugh Kasabian, rubbish

[Marc]

I don't really like them...

[Marc]

Muse >

[Marsh.]

The show was much better in its BBC Two days. More spontaneous, more audience interaction etc. He used to get more interesting guests on too. I mean tonight's not too bad with Cusack and Goldie Hawn but in general he's forced to get the mainstream bores in place of Wossy.

[Locke.]

He has Hugh Grant on in a couple of weeks, should be a good one, I don't think he does many chat shows

[Marsh.]

Looked like Goldie Hawn couldn't wait to get up and go then. She was clearly disgusted by the piss story. lol

[Kizzy]

I like kasabian but hate graham norton on the BBC, he was good on C4 but im sick of the sight of him now. Like Johnathon ross he has been around forever :/

[GypsyGoth]

I would have liked him to interview john, then interview goldie, and then the comedian. Putting all three on the sofa from the start just doesn't work sometimes.

[Kizzy]

I don't like that, especially if one of the guests is an attention *****, you think shut up ffs your bit finished 10 mins ago! haha :D

[Omah]

Putting all three on the sofa from the start just doesn't work sometimes.

I don't like that, especially if one of the guests is an attention *****, you think shut up ffs your bit finished 10 mins ago! haha :D

Yeah, that's why I've stopped watching - 3 is just too many ..... :eek:

I prefer 1 at a time, then I can FF over any guests/bits that I don't like ..... :spin2:

[joeysteele]

I enjoyed it tonight but it's looking a bit tired overall.

[Iceman]

Did they say who's on next week, missed the red chair tonight :(

[Marsh.]

I prefer all the guests being on together, much more interesting sometimes (especially when he was on BBC 2 with just 2 guests and a performer) to get them interacting with each other as opposed to getting 2 minutes each whilst Wossy witters on forever.

I just don't like this new thing they've got of having a comedian sat on the end. It's fine when they have something interesting or witty to say for themselves but if it's someone who would just constantly butt in when they want to point out a double entendre or whatever it's very tired.

[Shaun]

agreed with 08marsh

Goldie Hawn is incredibly irritating.

The worst thing about the show is the opening sketch with the audience.

[Iceman]

did they mention anyone for next week?

[Locke.]

The Chosen One is on tonight

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/24/article-0-0098A67000000578-418_468x394.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

Titanium was amazing :love:

[ChristmasNeeve]

that last red chair story was funny :laugh:

[Locke.]

Nicki Minaj, John Bishop, Rufus Wainright, and Mark Ruffalo on this friday

[Smithy]

Nicki :amazed:

[Locke.]

On in 20 mins

[Jords]

Whos on d'you know?

[Locke.]

Read 3 posts up

[Jords]

haha thanks should be good!!

[GypsyGoth]

I hope he asks Minaj about her twitter.

[Locke.]

Minaj won't understand a word John Bishop says :joker:

[Jords]

then slaps her for being silly

[Shaun]

last week's show was amazing :lovedup: Ewan, Cate, Michael and Matt :love:

[Shaun]

ooh I like Mark Ruffalo and Minaj should be interesting. Rufus is a bit boring though.

[Locke.]

Rufus is just singing I think

[Smithy]

:D

[GiRTh]

WTF is she wearing?

[GypsyGoth]

I want to see that.

[bbfan1991]

Nicki's face:joker:.

[armand.kay]

The British accent!!

[Marsh.]

Nicki is an absolute bint.

[Smithy]

:joker: :joker:

[armand.kay]

Nicki I LOVE you but please kill the lacefront!!

[bbfan1991]

LOOL she was so fuming over the song being leaked, bull**** voices in her head:joker:.

[Saph]

Why did she delete it? Im confused :s

[GypsyGoth]

LOOL she was so fuming over the song being leaked, bull**** voices in her head:joker:.

I guess she didn't want to go into it :laugh:

[Saph]

This hulk man is sort of annoyingly dull

[Jords]

Im liking Nicki a lot here :joker:

[Smithy]

This hulk man is sort of annoyingly dull

ikr, he needs to ****

[bbfan1991]

These Hollywood people do my head in...

[GypsyGoth]

Why did she delete it? Im confused :s

there was a thread on it here http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199617

[Saph]

I don't have a clue whats going on..

[Smithy]

nicki :cheer:

[Locke.]

That scripted convo :joker:

[bbfan1991]

This is confusing:laugh:.

[Smithy]

she talks really really fast :joker:

[Smithy]

ugh thought it was gonna be starships :sad:

[Saph]

I hope he asks when the starships video will be

[bbfan1991]

Not sure about this song tbh:(.

[Locke.]

Someone throw a bomb into that crowd please

[Smithy]

omg her accent :lovedup:

[Ninastar]

what was said about her and Rihanna (?) I just missed it and I thought it was a pic of them kissing

[Jords]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

what was said about her and Rihanna (?) I just missed it and I thought it was a pic of them kissing

It was madonna giving minaj a kiss.

[bbfan1991]

Liking her accent:D.

[Jords]

omg her accent :lovedup:

I love it :amazed:

[Jords]

Minaj + Bishop :worship:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

It was madonna giving minaj a kiss.

oh

eww

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

-downloads the nicktionary-

[bbfan1991]

Washed up bitches:joker:.

[GiRTh]

This is hilarious. :laugh2:

[Ninastar]

she looks soooo good tonight <3

[GypsyGoth]

oh

eww

:laugh:

[Marsh.]

She's so manufactured and false...

[Saph]

Who on Earth..

[Smithy]

his voice is really irritating

[GypsyGoth]

I don't think I've ever heard of him.

[GypsyGoth]

Oh maybe I have.