If a Clown is not enough... Book Ben for your Birthday party

[Malza]

Lol...

According to Corin, you can now book Ben and her for your Birthday Partys

... to do what exactly?
:laugh3:

Corins Tweet:
corinslovingit (http://twitter.com/#%21/corinslovingit) Corin Forshaw
Hey did I tell u me and ben are doing p.a together birthday partys to so if u would like to book us for ur birthday partys get intouch xx

[Locke.]

Ben is there to do stand up and Corin is there to give the person whos birthday it is a special prize later once everyone has gone

[Patrick]

That's my 15th Birthday sorted.

[InOne]

Come on 'Bennites' as much as you love Ben would you seriously pay for him to come to your party? Or know anyone that would?

[Vodka Drinka]

Come on 'Bennites' as much as you love Ben would you seriously pay for him to come to your party? Or know anyone that would?

I'd pay him to spend the night with me anytime :blush2:

[pices]

Come on 'Bennites' as much as you love Ben would you seriously pay for him to come to your party? Or know anyone that would?

God yes!!!
If I still had birthday parties I would most definately love to spend it in the company of Ben and Corin..................why not, I cant think of anything nicer.:blush::blush::blush:

[Niamh.]

Birthday party entertainers.....hhhmmmm........not exactly A-List type stuff

[Tom4784]

I've always thought the idea of paying people to come to your party is tragic, doubly so when it's such nonentities.

[Vodka Drinka]

God yes!!!
If I still had birthday parties I would most definately love to spend it in the company of Ben and Corin..................why not, I cant think of anything nicer.:blush::blush::blush:

Ben is so charming I bet he'd make a great guest at ANY party. He'll happily talk to anyone.

[Angus]

I'd pay him to spend the night with me anytime :blush2:

Join the queue:joker:

[Vicky.]

I wonder how much he costs :/

[Niamh.]

so what exactly does he do at these parties then?

[MTVN]

so what exactly does he do at these parties then?

He tells his amazing Mobile Home jokes I believe

[Niamh.]

He tells his amazing Mobile Home jokes I believe

oh wow........think I'd pass on that, infact I don't think I'd book him if he were paying me:joker:

[InOne]

so what exactly does he do at these parties then?

Probably bumbles around like usual acting uncomfortable, then does some stupid speech.

[pices]

Tbh I think it most likely that Ben is helping out Corin on this little venture, Corin is a lovely lady with not a bad bone in her body but other than going back to shop work there is not much else for her, I know she adores Ben and has said what a true friend he is being to her, so maybe it kills two birds with one stone....so to speak, I do know that they had a fabulous time in Glasgow just being themselves, if people want it then the people should have it, its all good as far as I can see, and if you dont want it for yourself then you dont have to indulge.Simples.:dance::dance::dance:

[Niamh.]

Tbh I think it most likely that Ben is helping out Corin on this little venture, Corin is a lovely lady with not a bad bone in her body but other than going back to shop work there is not much else for her, I know she adores Ben and has said what a true friend he is being to her, so maybe it kills two birds with one stone....so to speak, I do know that they had a fabulous time in Glasgow just being themselves, if people want it then the people should have it, its all good as far as I can see, and if you dont want it for yourself then you dont have to indulge.Simples.:dance::dance::dance:

:laugh2: you keep telling yourself that.......

[InOne]

Ben seems to have 'projects' that amount to nothing.

[pices]

:laugh2: you keep telling yourself that.......

I dont have to tell myself it, its just a feeling given the comments Corin has made, and there is no shame working for a living, entertainers have to do all manner of gigs, some better than others.........its just a job after all and if people want to have Ben and Corin entertain them, well so what.Everyone is happy.

[Angus]

Ben seems to have 'projects' that amount to nothing.

How would you know, since he doesn't feel the need to haunt twitter and facebook like the other desperadoes - probably because he's too busy WORKING rather than "networking"?

[Novo]

http://estb.msn.com/i/D7/975DED29CF989DB3C4F5E8B48AC2.jpg

[Angus]

http://estb.msn.com/i/D7/975DED29CF989DB3C4F5E8B48AC2.jpg

A great example of how to look effortlessly and uniquely stylish without the need to plaster pix of oneself all over the internet like a lot of the other ex HMs who turn up to the opening of an envelope!

[joeysteele]

Come on 'Bennites' as much as you love Ben would you seriously pay for him to come to your party? Or know anyone that would?

I actually would InOne,8 of my cousins would too,especially Ben and Corin together and to get that hilarious Shirley Bassey,Goldfinger spot they did on BB, I said on here then after they did that, they would make a great double act and so yes, I would book them for a party certainly.

[InOne]

A great example of how to look effortlessly and uniquely stylish without the need to plaster pix of oneself all over the internet like a lot of the other ex HMs who turn up to the opening of an envelope!

Maybe in your eyes, and his 'fans'. But to normal people he is dressed like a twat

[Niamh.]

Maybe in your eyes, and his 'fans'. But to normal people he is dressed like a twat

lmao, I have to agree, mmmm pink pants........lovely:joker:

[Vodka Drinka]

Maybe in your eyes, and his 'fans'. But to normal people he is dressed like a twat

What is normal though? I like the fact that Ben is not a sheep and doesn't follow the crowd.

[InOne]

What is normal though? I like the fact that Ben is not a sheep and doesn't follow the crowd.


I think casually cool is better than what he is wearing. It's not cool, it just odd. But it's typical of those types of people so......

[Angus]

lmao, I have to agree, mmmm pink pants........lovely:joker:

Mmm, more importantly what's in them:wink:

[Niamh.]

Mmm, more importantly what's in them:wink:

ew sorry angus not my type at all, each to their own though!:hugesmile:

[kim]

As much as I like Corin and I don't dislike Ben. I would still prefer to see Mario at a PA as a higher placed contestant

[Suze]

I haven't read a single post in this thread and have no intentions of doing so :D but just seen the thread title, and wondered why only Ben is mentioned and not Corin? :conf: Oh silly me :blush2: scrub that now. I see why. I'm outta this thread then :xyxwave:

Would just like to say good on Ben and Corin though, they are obviously still in demand by their fans no matter for birthday parties or other events :)

[Claymores]

I think the quote on Ben tat best suits (stolen from the Rutles spoof):

"He always wears trunks while in the bath as firmly believes you should never look down on the unemployed"

[Vicky.]

I have removed everything off topic from this thread.

Now seems to be a good time to remind people that deliberately taking a thread offtopic is a rulebreak, and can be punished with an infraction/ban. :)

[Angus]

What Ben's been up to in his own words:


M2odM-X-Nuk

[patsylimerick]

I have removed everything off topic from this thread.

Now seems to be a good time to remind people that deliberately taking a thread offtopic is a rulebreak, and can be punished with an infraction/ban. :)

:conf::conf::conf: some of the vile stuff that's posted on here, yet A JOKE - directly corresponding to another post is enough for a ban threat?
As I said :conf::conf::conf:

[Pyramid*]

What Ben's been up to in his own words:


M2odM-X-Nuk

Awhh....Ben looks lovely there!! :blush: He clearly dotes on Corin, hold her in incredibly high esteem - nice that she's obviously reciprocating it by her wanting to do PA's together.

[InOne]

You need to stop pretending Ben is doing Corin some sort of favour. They're in it together!

[Pyramid*]

You need to stop pretending Ben is doing Corin some sort of favour. They're in it together!

Of course they are! If both of them get on well..... good for them ! Better than all the sniping from other areas, surely!

[Vodka Drinka]

What Ben's been up to in his own words:


M2odM-X-Nuk

Ohhhh I love that clip he is so CUTE!!!!! I watched it the other day. Bless him he is such a love! Once again he's mentioned his adoration of Bianca Gascoigne. Methinks Ben has a crush ;) Bet that makes Mario jealous like Ben's crush on Rachael White did:joker:

[Vicky.]

:conf::conf::conf: some of the vile stuff that's posted on here, yet A JOKE - directly corresponding to another post is enough for a ban threat?
As I said :conf::conf::conf:

This wasnt directed at anyone in particular. Just a warning, since every thread in bb11 goes offtopic these days.

I deleted over 50 posts from here, all of which were offtopic. There is no reason for me to have to do this.

[calyman]

Maybe in your eyes, and his 'fans'. But to normal people he is dressed like a twat
I have to agree, is his ensemble based upon decadent, Chelsea Bag Lady?

[Truth Teller]

Considering all other BB housemates do PA's - what's the problem:conf:

Loads of performers are paid to do birthday parties from the likes of Kylie, Mariah C etc etc (not comparing like for like here......) - so no big deal. If he wants to do stuff with Corin then good on them:elephant:. Doesn't stop him doing his other work - which is a lot more than most of the other BB11 housemates.:wavey:

The Vanessa Show on Channel 5 starts January 10 - look out for Ben!

[Vodka Drinka]

I wish Ben would hurry back from his hols! I miss hearing his voice on the radio! :lovedup:

[honeydew]

Lol...

According to Corin, you can now book Ben and her for your Birthday Partys

... to do what exactly?
:laugh3:

Corins Tweet:

Well I would book Ben any any any day never birthdays, he is so special and Corin, what delightful pair they will make.

I will have to google, research, enquire I want to book Ben and Corin ASAP . Simply fantastic..:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant ::elephant:

[Angus]

Well I would book Ben any any any day never birthdays, he is so special and Corin, what delightful pair they will make.

I will have to google, research, enquire I want to book Ben and Corin ASAP . Simply fantastic..:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant ::elephant:

I've already been dropping huge hints to my family - (would love them to replicate the duet they did in the house) -they've got time to organise it as my birthday's not till the summer::blush:

[honeydew]

I've already been dropping huge hints to my family - (would love them to replicate the duet they did in the house) -they've got time to organise it as my birthday's not till the summer::blush:

Yay go for it anguss58,I am going start making enqiries. Maybe we should do (Ben fans) something special for his b/day. 29th May..:cheer2::cheer2:

[Angus]

Yay go for it anguss58,I am going start making enqiries. Maybe we should do (Ben fans) something special for his b/day. 29th May..:cheer2::cheer2:

Great idea!:thumbs:

[fruit_cake]

well... I think Ben DunczzzzzzzZZZzZzzzZZZz :sleep:

[Ultra Violet]

Yay go for it anguss58,I am going start making enqiries. Maybe we should do (Ben fans) something special for his b/day. 29th May..:cheer2::cheer2:

Ben's birthday is in late April ... think 27th or 28th ... isn't 29th the Royal Wedding ... anyway ... round about then ... I always remember roughly when everyone's birthday is but when it comes to the crunch often get confused about the exact day ... I first met Ben one sunny mid-May day and his birthday had been about three weeks previously ...

And yes to the above posters who would love to book Ben and Corin - you are right - they would give you a FABULOUS time - it would be pure joy and jollity and innocence and kindliness ... it honestly would ...

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Vodka Drinka]

Yay go for it anguss58,I am going start making enqiries. Maybe we should do (Ben fans) something special for his b/day. 29th May..:cheer2::cheer2:

I have a nice present I'd like to give him ;) :blush2:

[Ultra Violet]

I have a nice present I'd like to give him ;) :blush2:

Talk about a one track mind ... :blush2::blush2::blush2::blush2::blush2:

[Vodka Drinka]

Talk about a one track mind ... :blush2::blush2::blush2::blush2::blush2:

Sorry U.V, but I can't help it.. :blush2:

[lauraC]

Lol...

According to Corin, you can now book Ben and her for your Birthday Partys

... to do what exactly?
:laugh3:

Corins Tweet:

lol has he learnt how to shape balloons into animals?

[Ultra Violet]

lol has he learnt how to shape balloons into animals?

Entertaining and witty people do not have to resort to the lame stuff ...

Unlike those HMs who were never amusing in the first place ... and had to resort to the basic and the bodily to try (and fail) to catch some attention

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[InOne]

Ben sat in the nest and bitched all day lol If that is what you call entertaining then you must lead a dull life

[Ultra Violet]

Ben sat in the nest and bitched all day lol If that is what you call entertaining then you must lead a dull life

Oh if you only knew how 'NOT dull' my life actually is ... :dance: I think that you would be quite amazed by just how full of fascinating events one life can be ... ... ... ... ...

But I do like verbal humour and wit and intelligence rather than slapstick ... :devil:

[lauraC]

Ben sat in the nest and bitched all day lol If that is what you call entertaining then you must lead a dull life

yeah but if he can bitch make animal balloons, spin plates and do the splits at the same time maybe he'll be a real hit at parties

[Ultra Violet]

yeah but if he can bitch make animal balloons, spin plates and do the splits at the same time maybe he'll be a real hit at parties

Oh don't you worry about that ... Ben made his living by going to parties for a long time ... and extremely fabulous parties they were ... he has always been a real hit ... amongst the discerning party goers ... and that is not going to change ... Ben will be a star of the party scene for a long time to come ... that is one undeniable fact ... :dance::dance::dance:

[InOne]

Oh if you only knew how 'NOT dull' my life actually is ... :dance: I think that you would be quite amazed by just how full of fascinating events one life can be ... ... ... ... ...

But I do like verbal humour and wit and intelligence rather than slapstick ... :devil:

A mix is good too :wink: Or can't he do both :tongue:

[Ultra Violet]

A mix is good too :wink: Or can't he do both :tongue:

Nah ... slapstick really not his thing ... :spin:

If you like Corin you will have seen how well they spark off each other and what fun they have at the same time ... :elephant:

[InOne]

Nah ... slapstick really not his thing ... :spin:

If you like Corin you will have seen how well they spark off each other and what fun they have at the same time ... :elephant:

I ended up not liking Corin in the end D: lol

Her cracks really showed in the later weeks and she has some not very nice traits

[Ultra Violet]

I ended up not liking Corin in the end D: lol

Her cracks really showed in the later weeks and she has some not very nice traits

OK ... we shall just have to agree to disagree on that ...

I have spent time with her socially and now know for sure that she is an absolute honeypot ...