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Smithy
04-01-2011, 02:15 PM
Over 100,000 fish washed up on a river bank in Arkansas and as many as 4,000 birds fell from the sky on New Years Eve.

Speculation over the causes of the bizarre events has reached hysteria with some pointing their fingers at secret CIA tests and others claiming it to be the first sign of the end of the world.

At PrisonPlanet.com are convinced President Obama and the CIA is testing their latest electromagnetic scalar weapons. Paul Joseph Watson and Alex Jones suggested the government is the number one suspect.

‘The U.S. government has been repeatedly caught engaging in illegal bio-weapons tests over American skies that have maimed and killed not just animals, but humans.

‘Given the history of governments across the world performing unwitting experiments on their populations, the number one suspect in such cases should always be government.’

Other suggestions from the critical analysts involve the use of electromagnetic waves as a form of eco-terrorism, quoting former Defense Secretary William Cohen in a 1997 interview, where he states: [Terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism, whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves.

‘So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations. It’s real, and that’s the reason why we have to intensify our [counter terrorism] efforts.’

Internet forums such as God Like Productions where members discuss global events and conspiracy theories are exploding with hysteria, with some members even suggesting that “perhaps aliens are involved” in this tragic event while others are pointing out that these are “the first signs of the end of the world”.

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ik a lot of those theories in that article are stupid, but like wtf o.O

Novo
04-01-2011, 02:19 PM
it's bio-weapons what else realistically could kill that many Fish and Birds like that.

Aliens :joker: i am sure they have better things to be doing then killing a few thousand fish

Tom4784
04-01-2011, 02:24 PM
That's some flashforward sh*t right there.

Patrick
04-01-2011, 02:39 PM
'First sign of the end of the world' ?

rly?

The world is going to end by Flood, most likely by Ice caps melting.
What the ****** does birds falling from the clouds have to do with anything?

I honestly hate these 'umfg the sky is falling! were gunna die, tell everyone you know!' kind of people, like back in '08 with the LHC, God that was annoying.





I kind of feel bad for the fish though :(

Scarlett.
04-01-2011, 02:44 PM
'First sign of the end of the world' ?

rly?

The world is going to end by Flood, most likely by Ice caps melting.
What the ****** does birds falling from the clouds have to do with anything?

I honestly hate these 'umfg the sky is falling! were gunna die, tell everyone you know!' kind of people, like back in '08 with the LHC, God that was annoying.





I kind of feel bad for the fish though :(

You gotta admit, it is weird though, not end of the world stuff, but the US were upto summat xD

Smithy
04-01-2011, 02:46 PM
Oh god Chewy, you've said US, Patrick's gonna launch into a massive rant now about how all Americans hate fish and did it on purpose

Tom4784
04-01-2011, 02:46 PM
It was probably a test of some sort, I imagine it'll be an isolated incident.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
04-01-2011, 02:51 PM
its like an omen or something :bawling:

Joe.
04-01-2011, 02:52 PM
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Was to stop some control :/

Smithy
04-01-2011, 02:58 PM
Still doesn't explain the fish :conf2:

Captain.Remy
04-01-2011, 05:10 PM
I'm laughing at this since yesterday. I know it's bad but I can't stop laughing, seeing them falling from the sky is too hilarious :hugesmile:

and lmao @ these brainless Americans always thinking it's the end of the world or it's Russians/Chinese/Koreans/French/everybody else planning an attack on them. :joker:

Jords
04-01-2011, 05:51 PM
How bizzare. :amazed:

ILoveTRW
04-01-2011, 05:55 PM
Still doesn't explain the fish :conf2:

the poison was probably washed into the lake by rain.

Smithy
04-01-2011, 07:31 PM
http://gawker.com/5724490/ :shocked:

lostalex
05-01-2011, 09:01 AM
It was viral marketing for the new season of V.

The red rain.


Seriously though, I do think there might me be a UFO/ET connection. Seriously. They are doing experiments to see if they can terraform our planet to suit them before the invasion.

Seriously, if you were an alien that was gonna take over the planet, would you want pesky blackbirds crapping on yur nice shiney spaceships? I wouldn't.

Captain.Remy
05-01-2011, 01:11 PM
It was viral marketing for the new season of V.

The red rain.

I loved the first episode of season 2. Epic. :hugesmile:
I thought about the marketing theory too.

lostalex
05-01-2011, 01:22 PM
I loved the first episode of season 2. Epic. :hugesmile:
I thought about the marketing theory too.

ohh be careful what you say online, Sarkozy is going after people illegally downloading i hear. ;)

Captain.Remy
05-01-2011, 01:24 PM
ohh be careful what you say online, Sarkozy is going after people illegally downloading i hear. ;)

Yep he is but they only target eMule. All French people found a way not to get caught. We're so good at this. :joker::joker:

lostalex
05-01-2011, 01:29 PM
Yep he is but they only target eMule. All French people found a way not to get caught. We're so good at this. :joker::joker:


well it's not too hard to be more clever than Sarkozy, is it ? :P

just tell him berlusconi sending carla some texts, and he'll be distracted. lol

Vicky.
05-01-2011, 01:32 PM
Thats ****ed up D:

Captain.Remy
05-01-2011, 01:36 PM
Thats ****ed up D:

I know right? I love it. It's cruel but I love it.

It's full of "LOL" material.:joker::joker:

Vicky.
05-01-2011, 01:46 PM
I know right? I love it. It's cruel but I love it.

It's full of "LOL" material.:joker::joker:

I wouldnt love it much if I was nipping to the shop, got outside my door and got clunked on the head by a dead seagull or something D:

And now that its happening in other plces too, I'll be constantly expecting dead things to fall on my head when I'm out :sad:

King Gizzard
05-01-2011, 01:50 PM
There are loads and loads of bird feathers in our garden today. Think some birds had a fight/got mullered by a cat.

lostalex
05-01-2011, 03:40 PM
if this was 3 years ago, yu'd all be blaming it on Bush. lol

c'mon guys, can';t you find a way to blame this on Bush or Cheney? they are everything evil in the world right???

MojoNixon
05-01-2011, 04:20 PM
And now Sweden too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12118839

5 January 2011 Last updated at 14:17 GMT

Mysterious bird deaths hit Sweden

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50669000/jpg/_50669230_birds.jpg


Dozens of dead birds have been found lying in a residential street in Sweden, days after thousands of birds fell to their deaths in the US.

Police in the town of Falkoeping have told Swedish media that between 50 and 100 jackdaws had died.

Some are said to have been hit by cars but others have no visible injuries.

Parallels have been drawn with the mysterious death of about 3,000 red-winged blackbirds in the US state of Arkansas on New Year's Eve.

Veterinary officials told Swedish radio that the case in Falkoeping was rare although they said there could be a number of reasons such as "disease or poisoning".

Aftonbladet newspaper quoted one resident, Drilon Hulaj, who said that as he drove home late on Tuesday night the street in front of him was dotted with "hundreds of dead birds".

Mr Hulaj said he had been immediately reminded of the events in the town of Beebe, Arkansas. Scientists have said the blackbirds there many have been affected by fireworks.

There have been no reports of fireworks or storms in Falkoeping at the time.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50669000/gif/_50669227_sweden_falkoeping05111.gif

MojoNixon
05-01-2011, 04:25 PM
Maybe Obama did it?

lostalex
05-01-2011, 04:29 PM
Maybe Obama did it?

Obama couldn't organize a Girl Scout bake sale.

Gimme a break. lol

MojoNixon
05-01-2011, 04:31 PM
Obama couldn't organize a Girl Scout bake sale.

Gimme a break. lol

:joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2011, 04:33 PM
im in the crazy cat lady 'ITS TEH MUVVAFURKIN APOCALYPSE' camp

Captain.Remy
05-01-2011, 05:38 PM
Just got back from Uni and everybody is talking about it lmao It's so random yet people make a huge deal about it, it's so funny. :hugesmile: