Girls Can Like Him, Boys Can't Like Her.

[Patrick]

Right, Today in English class a series of events all happened at once which made me look like a horny bastard.

Firstly, I took out my phone and was texting someone and a few girls seen my background.
My Blackberry Theme is Tila Tequila :love: And they were all like 'umg you pervert!' and kind of made a big deal out of it.
:rolleyes:

Then, Me and my mate were looking at pictures of models on the computer at the back a few minutes later of like Models and stuff, obviously a few girls were like 'umfg your gross' again.

Suddenly it went quiet, You ever get that? When it goes dead quiet and you're the last person talking? God.
Anyway, It volume dropped and all you could hear was me talking to my mate and I go 'Have you seen Tori Black in that new threesome? Mate seriously'

And everyone kind of stared.

A Few minutes later back at my seat, This girl was like 'Patrick you missed Zoe [her sister] picking me up yesterday :p' and I was like 'FFS!' because she knew I liked her sister and we were joking about and then other girls heard and started making a deal out of it :rolleyes:

And it wasn't long after that, that some girl made up some bollocks that I asked her out :joker: She's like Ginger, I'd rather have my foreskin ripped off my a fish than go out with a ginger.





And before I knew it, the whole class were like bitching and shouting over eachother about how I'm a pervert and sh*t like that :rolleyes:

I could take it on the chin really, but then the ******ing teacher who was a girl was like 'Patrick, You don't want girls thinking you're.. well.. into all of them.. if you know what I mean?'

And I was like 'WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!' and just facepalmed.

But the worst part was, if I was a girl and I was going on about Justin Bieber's sex tape, or JLS's new photoshoots or something like that, it'd be fine.

No one would say a thing.

You wouldn't be called 'A Pervert' and all this bollocks for liking the opposite sex.

Where as when you're a bloke, it's made a big deal out of.


Does anyone else agree?


Girls
Ohmygod The Jonas Brothers were so cute the other night on the Disney Channel and did anyone see Justin Bieber's new haircut? Yummy lulz x

Response
So true! hehe I lurved it so much and Zac Efron was so qt too, right? he wurked that stage.


Boys
Bruv, did anyone else watch that Porn video of Sophia Knight? Not much but pretty decent give it ago. So what about that chick of The Real Hustle? ****** she'd get it.

Response
OMG! You're so ******ing gross, ew. You should just die you little bitch I can't believed you said that. Piss off you perverted little runt. Eeek!


:rolleyes:


The funny thing was, some of the guys in the class were actually agreeing with the girls, some of them at least.

Shows abit more about their sexuality if they're complaining about models, if you ask me.

Anyway, I can't wait to leave school though seriously.
People seem to be cooler about this stuff outside school :rolleyes:

[Vicky.]

Girls
Ohmygod The Jonas Brothers were so cute the other night on the Disney Channel and did anyone see Justin Bieber's new haircut? Yummy lulz x

Response
So true! hehe I lurved it so much and Zac Efron was so qt too, right? he wurked that stage.


Boys
Bruv, did anyone else watch that Porn video of Sophia Knight? Not much but pretty decent give it ago. So what about that chick of The Real Hustle? ****** she'd get it.

Response
OMG! You're so ******ing gross, ew. You should just die you little bitch I can't believed you said that. Piss off you perverted little runt. Eeek!



LOL. Thats the same eh? :p

[MTVN]

Bit of a difference between saying the Jonas Brothers are cute and going on about some porn video though :p

Moral of the story is that girls arent interested in what porn boys watch

[Smithy]

You write to much -____-

[lostalex]

So stop being a perv.

Problem solved.

[Patrick]

You write to much -____-

And? Would you rather the forum be dead.

Bit of a difference between saying the Jonas Brothers are cute and going on about some porn video though :p

Moral of the story is that girls arent interested in what porn boys watch

Yeah true, well if they don't want to listen to it, they should ****** up and keep out of it, instead of butting in with their little high pitched voices and girly screams.

[Patrick]

So stop being a perv.

Problem solved.

Get out off my thread.

[lostalex]

Get out off my thread.

If you want to have a private conversation, send a private message.

If you want to talk to ME, then keep posting in Public. :)

[Smithy]

And? Would you rather the forum be dead.


No, I'd rather you cut all the crap out of it

[lostalex]

No, I'd rather you cut all the crap out of it

i like that idea, but it doesn't seem very practical. :(

[Patrick]

No, I'd rather you cut all the crap out of it

If you don't like my threads Smithy, then shut the ****** up and stay out off them and go post GaGa GIFs or something in The Loft.

If you want to have a private conversation, send a private message.

If you want to talk to ME, then keep posting in Public. :)

I don't want to talk to you at all? That's why I told you to get out.

[Iceman]

Free thread free opinion, or would you rather the forum be dead.

[Vicky.]

No, I'd rather you cut all the crap out of it

Is there really any need?

You clicked the thread...

Its not like its just another random gif or something :/

[Patrick]

Free thread free opinion, or would you rather the forum be dead.

Thank you Iceman.

I hope more members come on later actually, want to hear what more people think about what I was posting, how men get treated differently to girls when it comes to this and stuff.

[lostalex]

Thank you Iceman.

I hope more members come on later actually, want to hear what more people think about what I was posting, how men get treated differently to girls when it comes to this and stuff.

soooo patronizing.

[Smithy]

If you don't like my threads Smithy, then shut the ****** up and stay out off them and go post GaGa GIFs or something in The Loft.

It's the crib, and no, i won't **** I can say what I want wherever the ****** I want
Is there really any need?



Just being honest :shrug:

[lostalex]

It's the crib, and no, i won't **** I can say what I want wherever the ****** I want


Just being honest :shrug:

Rock on with yur badass self. :dance:

Smithy speaks the truth.

[Jessica.]

Smithy and lostalex sitting in a tree..

[Smithy]

Kicking Jessica in the knee :nono:

[Stacey.]

Smithy and lostalex sitting in a tree..

Poor Caitlin :sad:

[lostalex]

Smithy and lostalex sitting in a tree..

f-u-c-k-i....

[Stu]

To be fair you would probably get twice more interesting, valid thread responses if you managed to condense your point down to one paragraph instead of trying to impress with Patrick's School Diarys : Vol. XIX.

I hope this sounds constructive rather than insulting because I think it's an interesting point you are making but even I'm not going to read all of that. Apparently I am busy.

[lostalex]

smithy told me about this amazing free vid site, and then we got off on cam together. It was hot.

[Iceman]

To be fair you would probably get twice more interesting, valid thread responses if you managed to condense your point down to one paragraph instead of trying to impress with Patrick's School Diarys : Vol. XIX.

I hope this sounds constructive rather than insulting because I think it's an interesting point you are making but even I'm not going to read all of that. Apparently I am busy.

:laugh2:

[arista]

Whats This



Yanks Vs Patrick?

[Patrick]

It's the crib, and no, i won't **** I can say what I want wherever the ****** I want


Just being honest :shrug:

I can say whatever I want aswell, It's a forum.
You completely just contradicted yourself, and I honestly don't give two ******s what 'it' is.



Rock on with yur badass self. :dance:

Smithy speaks the truth.

Can you please speak proper English rather than this ghetto American slang or whatever you've got 'going on' yeah?
Great.


To be fair you would probably get twice more interesting, valid thread responses if you managed to condense your point down to one paragraph instead of trying to impress with Patrick's School Diarys : Vol. XIX.

I hope this sounds constructive rather than insulting because I think it's an interesting point you are making but even I'm not going to read all of that. Apparently I am busy.

Fair play for giving your opinion in a way that doesn't come across as ******ing ridiculous like these other two clowns.

Although, I'm not trying to 'Impress' with 'School Diaries' I was just merely pointing out where I got the idea from.

Whats This



Yanks Vs Patrick?

Smithy isn't American.

[Zippy]

Get out off my thread.

:laugh3:

[Ninastar]

Smithy and lostalex sitting in a tree..

*cuts a bitch*

[seanraff07]

Girls are a ****ing mare, at least the ones at my my school are.

If they do something it's ok, yet if you do the exact same thing they react as if you've committed a crime.

Same when your in a relationship with a girl, everything has to revolve around her, everything has to happen so it suits her, she can go out with her pals etc whenever she pleases but they're like bloody mums to us, if we try to go out with mates or that for a change they'll go in a stinking mood.

Sorry girls.. only aimed at those at my school!

[Patrick]

ermm how?

Because you just came into my thread and started on me and told me to stop posting rubbish on the forum, when all I did was ask for people's opinions.

You basically tell me what to say, but when I tell you to leave the thread you bang on about how you have the right to speak.

So do I, so don't ******ing start on me about what I can and can't post like you have some kind of right, and then in the next breath go on about how you have the right to post whatever you want.

[Vicky.]

Because you just came into my thread and started on me and told me to stop posting rubbish on the forum, when all I did was ask for people's opinions.

You basically tell me what to say, but when I tell you to leave the thread you bang on about how you have the right to speak.

So do I, so don't ******ing start on me about what I can and can't post like you have some kind of right, and then in the next breath go on about how you have the right to post whatever you want.
Buuurnnn! :joker:

[Zippy]

...which made me look like a horny bastard.



perish the thought :whistle:

[Patrick]

Girls are a ****ing mare, at least the ones at my my school are.

If they do something it's ok, yet if you do the exact same thing they react as if you've committed a crime.

Same when your in a relationship with a girl, everything has to revolve around her, everything has to happen so it suits her, she can go out with her pals etc whenever she pleases but they're like bloody mums to us, if we try to go out with mates or that for a change they'll go in a stinking mood.

Sorry girls.. only aimed at those at my school!

Very true this is, or when you break up or the relationship comes to an end and they make it out as if all guys are idiots or all guys break hearts, when it was probably them that couldn't make the relationship work, not the bloke.

[Ninastar]

Christ, Boys and Girls are just as bad as each other

[lostalex]

Christ, Boys and Girls are just as bad as each other
OMFG, you mean men arn't big strong alpha's, and women arn't needy desperate damsels?? who ever wouldn't've guessed???

Answer: Patrick.

[Smithy]

Because you just came into my thread and started on me and told me to stop posting rubbish on the forum, when all I did was ask for people's opinions.

You basically tell me what to say, but when I tell you to leave the thread you bang on about how you have the right to speak.

So do I, so don't ******ing start on me about what I can and can't post like you have some kind of right, and then in the next breath go on about how you have the right to post whatever you want.

I didn't "start on you" nor didn't tell you what to post on the forum, I said you needed to cut the pointless irrelevant crap outta your post. It's friggin annoying coming into every single one of your threads, seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs of writing, when two/three lines are the only relevant ones which would have summed the problem up completely.

[Smithy]

Buuurnnn! :joker:

http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad345/SmithyGa/Win/bitichplease.gif?t=1294863941

[Stu]

Because you just came into my thread and started on me and told me to stop posting rubbish on the forum, when all I did was ask for people's opinions.

You basically tell me what to say, but when I tell you to leave the thread you bang on about how you have the right to speak.

So do I, so don't ******ing start on me about what I can and can't post like you have some kind of right, and then in the next breath go on about how you have the right to post whatever you want.
:laugh:

He didn't literally try and supress your right to post and try to prevent you from posting the thread though, did he. All he said was he wished people would stop posting crap. You were the only one trying to prevent someone from posting when you told him to get out so I reckon you have it a bit mixed up, champ.

[Niamh.]

well, you're not exactly comparing like with like Paddy now are you?:joker:

[Vicky.]

I take it I'm the only one who sees patricks point here :laugh2:

(about smithy D: )

[Patrick]

I didn't "start on you" nor didn't tell you what to post on the forum, I said you needed to cut the pointless irrelevant crap outta your post. It's friggin annoying coming into every single one of your threads, seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs of writing, when two/three lines are the only relevant ones which would have summed the problem up completely.

Like I said, If you don't like my threads then stay out of them.

And you told me to 'Cut the crap' basically telling me how to write, but then when I told you to hush up you replied saying you can write whatever the ****** you want.


So like I said in my last post, Don't tell me what to do if you can't take it back.

[Stu]

Girls are a ****ing mare, at least the ones at my my school are.

If they do something it's ok, yet if you do the exact same thing they react as if you've committed a crime.

Same when your in a relationship with a girl, everything has to revolve around her, everything has to happen so it suits her, she can go out with her pals etc whenever she pleases but they're like bloody mums to us, if we try to go out with mates or that for a change they'll go in a stinking mood.

Sorry girls.. only aimed at those at my school!
At the risk of sounding incredibly mysogynistic you are dead right. A lot of girls at the adolescent age are incredibly hypocritical queen bees. When I came up through school all the girls I hung with were so far in the clouds that it would take a cast iron anchor the size of a ferry to drag them back to earth. They demand without cease and have a good cry when their demands are not met. Bottom line in my experience is they treated you like they never wanted you to treat them.

Totally missing the good lords message.

[lostalex]

To quote one of the great philosophers of the 21st century: "you could travel the world. but nothing comes close to the golden coast. Once you party with us, you'll be fallin' in love. California gurls, we're unforgettable, fine, fresh fierce we got it on lock."

[lostalex]

:laugh:

He didn't literally try and supress your right to post and try to prevent you from posting the thread though, did he. All he said was he wished people would stop posting crap. You were the only one trying to prevent someone from posting when you told him to get out so I reckon you have it a bit mixed up, champ.

Stu speaks the truth.

[Niall]

Girls
Ohmygod The Jonas Brothers were so cute the other night on the Disney Channel and did anyone see Justin Bieber's new haircut? Yummy lulz x

Response
So true! hehe I lurved it so much and Zac Efron was so qt too, right? he wurked that stage.


Boys
Bruv, did anyone else watch that Porn video of Sophia Knight? Not much but pretty decent give it ago. So what about that chick of The Real Hustle? ****** she'd get it.

Response
OMG! You're so ******ing gross, ew. You should just die you little bitch I can't believed you said that. Piss off you perverted little runt. Eeek!




Err do you not see the difference between a photo-shoot and straight up porn? D:

[Stu]

Stu speaks the truth.
That's the title of my upcoming biopic.

[Stu]

Err do you not see the difference between a photo-shoot and straight up porn? D:
The only difference is in the explicity of the images. The reason for looking at them for both parties are the exact same :wink:.

[Zippy]

Boys and Girls are just as bad as each other

they really are. Just in different ways.

[seanraff07]

Very true this is, or when you break up or the relationship comes to an end and they make it out as if all guys are idiots or all guys break hearts, when it was probably them that couldn't make the relationship work, not the bloke.

Last girl i went out with was back in May, she finished with me for no apparent reason.

I started talking to her again about November/December.. i mentioned 'us' and she said it's my fault we don't go out anymore cause i didn't make an effort. I wanted to re-phrase that and say 'no i just wanted to keep my social life on top of seeing you as much as i possibly can'.

Girls are just too ungrateful as to the effort we make that seems to go un-noticed.:bored:

[Niall]

The only difference is in the explicity of the images. The reason for looking at them for both parties are the exact same :wink:.

True true, but still I can understand why some people are like omfg ew.

[Vicky.]

True true, but still I can understand why some people are like omfg ew.

Hmm...sure :evilgrin:

[Smithy]

Like I said, If you don't like my threads then stay out of them.

And you told me to 'Cut the crap' basically telling me how to write, but then when I told you to hush up you replied saying you can write whatever the ****** you want.


So like I said in my last post, Don't tell me what to do if you can't take it back.


Yea, and like I said, it's a forum, I can look in any thread I want too.

And I don't even get that last bit, If I can't take it back? take what back? my advice?

[Patrick]

Stu speaks the truth.

Get off his dick seriously, You said the same about Smithy about half an hour ago.

Err do you not see the difference between a photo-shoot and straight up porn? D:

Of course yeah, It's just girls don't watch porn.

But it isn't as if we were watching porn in class, Porn aside, It isn't fair that girls can bang on about how 'hot' or 'cute' Justin Bieber is but when a guy calls a girl fit it's frowned upon.

For example, I remember ages ago my friend took out his phone and had a picture of Sophie Reade on it, He liked her because of her tits not because she was on Big Brother :( but anyway, He had her as his wallpaper and he wasn't showing it off or anything but a girl glanced at it in class and made him sound like a pervert or a peado for having it.


As if he went out of his way to take a picture of a 3 year old girl changing or something, when it was a picture of a girl much older than him, who PUT HERSELF out there to be on lad's wallpapers and bedroom walls.

[Niall]

Hmm...sure :evilgrin:

I can. I never said I feel that way though. :evilgrin:

[Patrick]

Yea, and like I said, it's a forum, I can look in any thread I want too.

And I don't even get that last bit, If I can't take it back? take what back? my advice?

No, No, I mean when you told me how to write and I said basically the same to you and you acted as if it was fine for you to say it to me but not for me to say it to you.

[arista]

"Smithy isn't American. "


Yes we All know that.

[Vicky.]

Of course yeah, It's just girls don't watch porn.


:laugh2:

Thats what they want you to think :wink:

[Zippy]

It's just girls don't watch porn.



ahem

[Patrick]

The only difference is in the explicity of the images. The reason for looking at them for both parties are the exact same :wink:.

Well Said.

[lostalex]

Get off his dick seriously, You said the same about Smithy about half an hour ago.


Yea, what a funny thing about me, i tend to acknowledge truth. Silly me.

[Smithy]

No, No, I mean when you told me how to write and I said basically the same to you and you acted as if it was fine for you to say it to me but not for me to say it to you.
I didn't tell you how to write, I told you to write less, you told me not to write at all, theres a difference
"Smithy isn't American. "


Yes we All know that.

Pfft, I coulda been born in America for all you know http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

[Niall]

Of course yeah, It's just girls don't watch porn.

But it isn't as if we were watching porn in class, Porn aside, It isn't fair that girls can bang on about how 'hot' or 'cute' Justin Bieber is but when a guy calls a girl fit it's frowned upon.

For example, I remember ages ago my friend took out his phone and had a picture of Sophie Reade on it, He liked her because of her tits not because she was on Big Brother :( but anyway, He had her as his wallpaper and he wasn't showing it off or anything but a girl glanced at it in class and made him sound like a pervert or a peado for having it.


As if he went out of his way to take a picture of a 3 year old girl changing or something, when it was a picture of a girl much older than him, who PUT HERSELF out there to be on lad's wallpapers and bedroom walls.

Ohhhhh I get what you mean. I thought you were saying that you couldn't understand why some people got a little grossed out by porn? But I get what you're saying now lol. Yeah it isn't fair but men and women are wired differently and we see things in different lights I guess.

[Patrick]

:laugh2:

Thats what they want you to think :wink:

No :joker::joker:

*Facepalms self*

I know you all probably do watch it, but you aren't as open about it and I doubt teenaged girls watch it.. Do they? I honestly don't think they do :shocked:

But yeah I know Women probably watch it the odd time, I doubt as much as a fella would though.


Just out of curiosity, Would a woman be considered gay if she watched Lesbian Porn?
I mean what kind of Porn to Female's mostly watch, Straight or Lesbian?

[MTVN]

Get off his dick seriously, You said the same about Smithy about half an hour ago.



Of course yeah, It's just girls don't watch porn.

But it isn't as if we were watching porn in class, Porn aside, It isn't fair that girls can bang on about how 'hot' or 'cute' Justin Bieber is but when a guy calls a girl fit it's frowned upon.

For example, I remember ages ago my friend took out his phone and had a picture of Sophie Reade on it, He liked her because of her tits not because she was on Big Brother :( but anyway, He had her as his wallpaper and he wasn't showing it off or anything but a girl glanced at it in class and made him sound like a pervert or a peado for having it.


As if he went out of his way to take a picture of a 3 year old girl changing or something, when it was a picture of a girl much older than him, who PUT HERSELF out there to be on lad's wallpapers and bedroom walls.

Girls do watch porn, they just dont go on about it in public, most girls dont anyway :laugh:

And most girls I know dont have a problem with guys saying girls are fit, most are fine with it from my experience

[Zippy]

I know women who like watching gay porn..man on man.

[Patrick]

Yea, what a funny thing about me, i tend to acknowledge truth. Silly me.

No, You tend to come into threads, Arse lick other members, Make no point what so ever and then off you go again.

I haven't seen you actually once give a proper reply to the thread where as every other member [except Smithy] has done.

Go find something else to do if you don't intend on joining in.

[Zippy]

Patrick, tell him to get out your thread again!

[Vicky.]

No :joker::joker:

*Facepalms self*

I know you all probably do watch it, but you aren't as open about it and I doubt teenaged girls watch it.. Do they? I honestly don't think they do :shocked:

But yeah I know Women probably watch it the odd time, I doubt as much as a fella would though.


Just out of curiosity, Would a woman be considered gay if she watched Lesbian Porn?
I mean what kind of Porn to Female's mostly watch, Straight or Lesbian?

Teenage girls do too. Infact, thats probably part of the reason they appeared so grossed out by it...to hide their own secret addictions :p

And I dont know, I can honestly say I never watched porn...until about a week ago when tommy introduced me to cam4 :laugh:

But a few of my mates did at school, they would talk about it all the time...in secret of course..

And I doubt watching lesbian porn means you are a lesbian. Personally I think female bodies are so much prettier than males...but I prefer sleeping with blokes D:

[Patrick]

I know women who like watching gay porn..man on man.

...See I was going to say :shocked: but then again, I can't really say anything when I [and alot of others] watch Lesbian Porn.

[Niall]

I know women who like watching gay porn..man on man.

Patrick should understand that since he loves lesbian porn. :laugh:

[Niall]

Teenage girls do too. Infact, thats probably part of the reason they appeared so grossed out by it...to hide their own secret addictions :p

And I dont know, I can honestly say I never watched porn...until about a week ago when tommy introduced me to cam4 :laugh:

But a few of my mates did at school, they would talk about it all the time...in secret of course..

And I doubt watching lesbian porn means you are a lesbian. Personally I think female bodies are so much prettier than males...but I prefer sleeping with blokes D:

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[Smithy]

No, You tend to come into threads, Arse lick other members, Make no point what so ever and then off you go again.

I haven't seen you actually once give a proper reply to the thread where as every other member [except Smithy] has done.

Go find something else to do if you don't intend on joining in.

http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad345/SmithyGa/GaGa/cant.gif?t=1294865275

[Patrick]

Teenage girls do too. Infact, thats probably part of the reason they appeared so grossed out by it...to hide their own secret addictions :p

But a few of my mates did at school, they would talk about it all the time...in secret of course..


Oh My God.
I'm actually, It's going to be so hard not to say something like 'Yeah well bitch you watch Porn too' the next time a girl says something to me :shocked:

I can't believe it, they all act as if they're so good and would never go near Porn but actually watch it :shocked:


And I dont know, I can honestly say I never watched porn...until about a week ago when tommy introduced me to cam4 :laugh:

:love:

Good site isn't it? It's been abit poor these last few weeks though, too many Grannies on there with nothing better to do.

But it should pick up again around the summer.

[MTVN]

Some girl I'm friends with is way to open about this sort of thing, she says that straight girls do sometimes watch lesbian porn to get them in the mood, I dont know if that's actually true though

[Captain.Remy]

I'd rather have my foreskin ripped off my a fish than go out with a ginger.

QUOTE OF THE YEAR

Someone should give him an award for this.

:joker:

[Vicky.]

Oh My God.
I'm actually, It's going to be so hard not to say something like 'Yeah well bitch you watch Porn too' the next time a girl says something to me :shocked:

I can't believe it, they all act as if they're so good and would never go near Porn but actually watch it :shocked:

Haha, well they might not, was only a suggestion. I would imagine a fair few do though, and if they dont watch it they at least look at pictures and that :tongue:




:love:

Good site isn't it? It's been abit poor these last few weeks though, too many Grannies on there with nothing better to do.

But it should pick up again around the summer.

Its, different.

I broadcasted the other night (not a dodgy broadcast) and got like 50 viewers within a minute, which was quite a confidence boost :joker:

[Smithy]

www.cam4.com/vickyj

[Vicky.]

www.cam4.com/vickyj

The screengrab on there is horrid :bored:

[Niall]

:love:

Good site isn't it? It's been abit poor these last few weeks though, too many Grannies on there with nothing better to do.

But it should pick up again around the summer.

Well if thats what the straight section is like I'm glad I'm gay. They always have a fit bloke. :love:

[Niall]

The screengrab on there is horrid :bored:

Its sexaaaaaaaay. :wink:

I wonder what Gav will do if he finds out? :laugh2:

[Vicky.]

Its sexaaaaaaaay. :wink:

I wonder what Gav will do if he finds out? :laugh2:

I told him anyways. The other day, when he was in a good mood :p

[MTVN]

Into BDSM are you Vicky :evilgrin:

[Niall]

I told him anyways. The other day, when he was in a good mood :p

Lmao ok. :laugh:

Into BDSM are you Vicky :evilgrin:

She actually is. She's admitted it on several occasions :shocked:

[Vicky.]

Ya. And I forgot about putting that, I should have went and edited everything when smithy pasted the link f/

[Patrick]

I told him anyways. The other day, when he was in a good mood :p

I just got this image of like your bloke hovering or something or cleaning and you're like 'I'm just gonna pop out for some milk, k?' and he goes 'Right, kay' and whilst the hover is really loud you're just like,

'By the way I had my tits out on cam to a about half a hundred men and women last Wednesday x'


Although.. I doubt Gav or any man, is in his happy mood whilst cleaning and hovering, so I don't know where that image came from.

[Legend killer]

Man Tori Black is fuken hot , but check out Jessica Lynn if you want to see the hottest chick alive

[Vicky.]

I just got this image of like your bloke hovering or something or cleaning and you're like 'I'm just gonna pop out for some milk, k?' and he goes 'Right, kay' and whilst the hover is really loud you're just like,

'By the way I had my tits out on cam to a about half a hundred men and women last Wednesday x'


Although.. I doubt Gav or any man, is in his happy mood whilst cleaning and hovering, so I don't know where that image came from.

ROFL :laugh2:

I didnt have my tits out. I literally was only on for a minute, then I got scared by people saying stuff, and left. I'm such a wuss :laugh:

[Zippy]

www.cam4.com/vickyj

LOLzzzzzzz

what times your show on, Vicky?

[Vicky.]

LOLzzzzzzz

what times your show on, Vicky?

haha, was only the once. Me and tommy were having viewer wars. :laugh:

I cant believe I did it half asleep and with no makeup on though :bored:

[Smithy]

liar, you did it twice

[Niall]

liar, you did it twice

This. She loves it really.

[Patrick]

Man Tori Black is fuken hot , but check out Jessica Lynn if you want to see the hottest chick alive

I know right? Her threesome with Andy San Dimas was probably one of the best threesomes I've ever seen, If you haven't seen it you should check it out. (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=275978749)

The ending is complete gold.

I'm gonna google Jessica Lynn now :)


Oooh, She's not bad at all actually :D

[Vicky.]

Oh yeah. :laugh:

[InOne]

Is lostalex a guy or a girl then?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithy are you on cam4? :amazed:

[Shaun]

I think there's a massive difference in the motives between watching the Disney channel and watching a porno. Girls do theirs for light entertainment, not a quick wank.

[Smithy]

smithy are you on cam4? :amazed:

no :joker:

Vicky tried to make me join :nono:

[Vicky.]

no :joker:

Vicky tried to make me join :nono:

I didnt D:

[Smithy]

On TC, you told me to sign up :nono:

[Vicky.]

Oh yeah.

Well everyone else did
http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

[Stu]

Would a woman be considered gay if she watched Lesbian Porn?
You cannot be serious.

Reverse the question. Would most men be considered gay or bi if he got off on two men having it off?

YES! OF COURSE!

[Jords]

Youre talking about sex whilst theyre just talking about looks, bit of a difference Paddy.

[Legend killer]

I know right? Her threesome with Andy San Dimas was probably one of the best threesomes I've ever seen, If you haven't seen it you should check it out. (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=275978749)

The ending is complete gold.

I'm gonna google Jessica Lynn now :)


Oooh, She's not bad at all actually :D

Man thats a good vid , defo one for the wank bank , although i'm more a fan of seehersquirt.com best website ever made

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-_-

[InOne]

lul

[Zippy]

Man thats a good vid , defo one for the wank bank , although i'm more a fan of seehersquirt.com best website ever made

quit lowering the tone.

go inflate your girlfriend

[MTVN]

Is lostalex a guy or a girl then?

A guy :p

[lostalex]

A guy :p
what gave it away? lol? you mean my personality isn't that of a delicate pacifist flower? :(

[MTVN]

what gave it away?

You've said you were somewhere I think

[lostalex]

oh okay, just wanted to make sure i didn't have an accidental dick slip. that would be embarrassing.

I might run for president someday, can't have that out there.

[Zippy]

Is lostalex a guy or a girl then?

I don't care what it is just get it outta my face.

[lostalex]

I don't care what it is just get it outta my face.

*in your face*

whatcha gonna do about it? yea, that's what i thought.

[Patrick]

I don't care what it is just get it outta my face.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Legend killer]

quit lowering the tone.

go inflate your girlfriend

And you are????

[Vicky.]

OK, I know Im partly responsible for taking this off topic, but can we try to get this back on topic now please? :laugh:

[lostalex]

And you are????

he's obviously a racist against inflatable-americans.

In the year 2011 we still have this type of bigotry.

[Legend killer]

he's obviously a racist against inflatable-americans.

In the year 2011 we still have this type of bigotry.

And a silly TWAT

[Zippy]

And you are????

LOL. whats funny about that is that you usually mention my name in your posts even when Im not even around.

I am....your obsession. Clearly.

[Joe.]

She's like Ginger, I'd rather have my foreskin ripped off my a fish than go out with a ginger.




Shallow.

[lostalex]

And a silly TWAT

if i had a twat i'd fist myself. true story.

[keithafc]

Patrick, are you gay? You seem a bit too soft for some one living in Belfast..

[Mystic Mock]

Right, Today in English class a series of events all happened at once which made me look like a horny bastard.

Firstly, I took out my phone and was texting someone and a few girls seen my background.
My Blackberry Theme is Tila Tequila :love: And they were all like 'umg you pervert!' and kind of made a big deal out of it.
:rolleyes:

Then, Me and my mate were looking at pictures of models on the computer at the back a few minutes later of like Models and stuff, obviously a few girls were like 'umfg your gross' again.

Suddenly it went quiet, You ever get that? When it goes dead quiet and you're the last person talking? God.
Anyway, It volume dropped and all you could hear was me talking to my mate and I go 'Have you seen Tori Black in that new threesome? Mate seriously'

And everyone kind of stared.

A Few minutes later back at my seat, This girl was like 'Patrick you missed Zoe [her sister] picking me up yesterday :p' and I was like 'FFS!' because she knew I liked her sister and we were joking about and then other girls heard and started making a deal out of it :rolleyes:

And it wasn't long after that, that some girl made up some bollocks that I asked her out :joker: She's like Ginger, I'd rather have my foreskin ripped off my a fish than go out with a ginger.





And before I knew it, the whole class were like bitching and shouting over eachother about how I'm a pervert and sh*t like that :rolleyes:

I could take it on the chin really, but then the ******ing teacher who was a girl was like 'Patrick, You don't want girls thinking you're.. well.. into all of them.. if you know what I mean?'

And I was like 'WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!' and just facepalmed.

But the worst part was, if I was a girl and I was going on about Justin Bieber's sex tape, or JLS's new photoshoots or something like that, it'd be fine.

No one would say a thing.

You wouldn't be called 'A Pervert' and all this bollocks for liking the opposite sex.

Where as when you're a bloke, it's made a big deal out of.


Does anyone else agree?


Girls
Ohmygod The Jonas Brothers were so cute the other night on the Disney Channel and did anyone see Justin Bieber's new haircut? Yummy lulz x

Response
So true! hehe I lurved it so much and Zac Efron was so qt too, right? he wurked that stage.


Boys
Bruv, did anyone else watch that Porn video of Sophia Knight? Not much but pretty decent give it ago. So what about that chick of The Real Hustle? ****** she'd get it.

Response
OMG! You're so ******ing gross, ew. You should just die you little bitch I can't believed you said that. Piss off you perverted little runt. Eeek!


:rolleyes:


The funny thing was, some of the guys in the class were actually agreeing with the girls, some of them at least.

Shows abit more about their sexuality if they're complaining about models, if you ask me.

Anyway, I can't wait to leave school though seriously.
People seem to be cooler about this stuff outside school :rolleyes:

i agree with this completely.

dont worry patrick as i think your many things but i dont think your a pervert on what ive seen of you on here.

[Locke.]

Get into school early tomorrow and get a nice porno on the projector for the rest of the class to see

[Barbie]

Bit of a difference between saying someone is hot and going on about a porno! lol

there are double standards though. Another one is that if a girl sleeps around she is called every name under the sun, but a guy will be congratulated and told "every hole is a goal"!

So that kind of evens it out! lol