2011 Brit Awards thread

[Smithy]

Tinnie friends started a riot :nono:

[Shaun]

-makes note to download the album-

[Stephanie]

he is so epic.

[Braden]

Is it silly that I just shat myself because I thought the fighting was real?

[Smithy]

Regine is from there.
They have a song called Haiti on their debut album.

Ahh

[Kerry]

Is it silly that I just shat myself because I thought the fighting was real?

:joker:

[Stephanie]

Is it silly that I just shat myself because I thought the fighting was real?
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

Is it silly that I just shat myself because I thought the fighting was real?

:laugh2:

[Stephanie]

:shocked:

[Kerry]

:shocked:

[zotler.]

OMG LOL That was brilliant

[Jordan.]

The fire part ruined it.

[Shaun]

the xx <3

[Kerry]

I bet the insurers were bobbing themselves during that act :joker:

[Maia]

That performance was epic :laugh:

The xx :worship:

[Shaun]

as much as I love them they have all the charisma of Leona Lewis at a funeral

[Smithy]

I missed him setting himself on fire

[zotler.]

The xx <3

[Jordan.]

I missed him setting himself on fire

It wasn't him, just some randomer who ran down the penis of a stage and died at the end.

[GiRTh]

jeez they've got thru a few bottles on that table

[Smithy]

It wasn't him, just some randomer who ran down the penis of a stage and died at the end.

oh :/

[GiRTh]

It wasn't him, just some randomer who ran down the penis of a stage and died at the end.Randomer eh? Do you reckon he came from the audience? Just jumped uip from the stage

[Ninastar]

OMFG KATIE WHITE!

-dies-

[Locke.]

Is Tinie performing?

[Maia]

Is Tinie performing?

Yep.

[Jordan.]

Randomer eh? Do you reckon he came from the audience? Just jumped uip from the stage

Probably, I'd have done the same if I had to sit through these awards live.

[Kerry]

Is Tinie performing?

Yeah

[GiRTh]

Probably, I'd have done the same if I had to sit through these awards live.OKay then. So you sit thru them at home instead. Makes sense.

[Jordan.]

OKay then. So you sit thru them at home instead. Makes sense.

Good :)

[Ninastar]

I take it back shes a mess now

[Jordan.]

Avril :worship:

[GiRTh]

Will Young and Avril Lavigne. Can anyone remember these two?

[Maia]

Justin Bieber will blatantly win this one.

[Ninastar]

If glee wi imma cut myself

[Ninastar]

Even worse!!!!!!!!

[Stephanie]

-cuts self-

[Kerry]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Smithy]

ugh ffs :bored:

[Maia]

-gasp-

[Jordan.]

Horrible but better than Glee!

[GiRTh]

Glee should have won. :joker:

[Smithy]

Will Young and Avril Lavigne. Can anyone remember these two?

Avril was on Daybreak this morning, so yes.

[Kerry]

Muted the TV

[zotler.]

Ew.

[GiRTh]

Avril was on Daybreak this morning, so yes.Realy? I recorded it but didnt notice her. Was she singing?

[Jordan.]

Muted the TV

:joker::joker:

[Kerry]

Bring back that bloke on fire

[Jordan.]

No one cares about Mike.

[Maia]

Bring back that bloke on fire

Put Justin Bieber on fire.

[Jordan.]

-waits for smithy to comment on gaga-

[Smithy]

Realy? I recorded it but didnt notice her. Was she singing?

I think so, but I woke up @ 8 and she was on the couch chatting, so I may have missed it

[Locke.]

I thought Boy George was in jail

[Braden]

I swear if Cheryl Cole wins :|

[GiRTh]

****** off Cheryl.

[Maia]

Ellie Goulding must win this.

[Braden]

paloma paloma paloma (yn)

[Jordan.]

Who?

[Maia]

What the..

[Smithy]

oh ffs stupid rain has broke my signal :mad:

Paloma better win

[Smithy]

was it Laura whatsherface?

[Kerry]

Only one I've never fecking heard of

[Jordan.]

lmao aw

[Locke.]

Well she was a barrel of laughs

[zotler.]

Yeaaahh! Arcade Fire :')

[Stephanie]

who was she.

[Smithy]

*puts on The Chinese Are Coming*

[jc7]

Who are half these people?

Even that girl looked at herself asking why she'd won.

[Callum]

Love that Born This Way was used :D

[Ninastar]

I can practically smell the awkwardness coming from that speech

[Kerry]

Plus James Corden "popular winner......." in the most patronising tone ever :joker:

[Callum]

I wish Avril would have performed What the Hell :(

[Jordan.]

Who are half these people?

Even that girl looked at herself asking why she'd won.

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

who said Born This Way? :'(

[jc7]

I wish Avril would have performed What the Hell :(

She was so popular back in the day but I don't think she has produced any music in ages. Shame

[Stephanie]

i wish james would **** about bieber.

[Smithy]

NO **** TT YOU OVERRATED BELLEDS

/rage :mad:

[Kerry]

LOL at someone in the crowd sticking two fingers up behind James :joker:

[Kerry]

Yes LuLu. Thank us and feck off

[Callum]

who said Born This Way? :'(

It was used for Boy George's entrance on to the stage :hugesmile:

[GiRTh]

LOL@the pizza hut advert

[Smithy]

It was used for Boy George's entrance on to the stage :hugesmile:

oh :joker:

[Kerry]

Wondered when a Brit album would be advertised.... :rolleyes:

[Callum]

Haha I had to do that Cumula Vista song in Drama years ago :laugh:

[Jordan.]

That big a superstar she got beat by some nobody who thanked her mum.

[Kerry]

She really needs a burger

[Callum]

Rihanna or Katy pls

[Locke.]

Cheryl and Rihanna :amazed:

[Callum]

Rihanna!!!

[GiRTh]

****** off Cheryl

[Ninastar]

ohhh her girl crush :evilgrin:

[Kerry]

She's wearing me Nans curtains

[Stacey.]

Cheryl <3

And aw Rihanna :')

[Smithy]

N'aww this time next year GaGa will be stood where she is :')

[Callum]

N'aww this time next year GaGa will be stood where she is :')

For sure

[Locke.]

Nope, she'll be stood where Justin Bieber was

[Callum]

-hates Tinie Tempah-

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

ohhh her girl crush :evilgrin:

she's lucky she's not a toilet attendant. :D

[Smithy]

Nope, she'll be stood where Justin Bieber was

Best breakthrough act?

She won that last year silly :pat:

[GiRTh]

N'aww this time next year GaGa will be stood where she is :')Wow.!!!:spin:

[Locke.]

He is so good live

[Kerry]

He needs to look where he be going or he's gonna fall off the stage

[Callum]

What was the name of the song Take That performed to open the show?

[Locke.]

Best breakthrough act?

She won that last year silly :pat:

Whoever won best international male then

[Kerry]

*is dazzled*

[Callum]

Feel sorry for epileptic people watching this

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I wish I was impressed by Tinye but i'm not :(

[Kerry]

Someones nicked the bottom of his trousers

[Jordan.]

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/imageBank/cache/c/Cher-and-Tiny-Tempah.jpg_e_723d633edd5bb7d527f5b3714f765292.jpg

:worship:

[GiRTh]

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/imageBank/cache/c/Cher-and-Tiny-Tempah.jpg_e_723d633edd5bb7d527f5b3714f765292.jpg

:worship:

:conf:

[Kerry]

No Dermot, you're not the presenter

[Jordan.]

Should have got Dermot to present these awards.

[Locke.]

Tinie and next years best breakthrough

[Smithy]

What was the name of the song Take That performed to open the show?
Kids
Whoever won best international male then

http://dailypostal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Lady-Gaga-Grammys-Camel-Toe.jpg

[Smithy]

ugh :bored:

[Jordan.]

Was they even sat together o_o

[Kerry]

Cheeeeeeeeeese

[Stacey.]

Robbie :love:

And James Corden omg <3

[Callum]

Plan B overrated

[ILoveTRW]

wow these guys are sooooooo cool, shaba is so not 20 years old.

[Callum]

This Brits has been soooo lacklustre

[Locke.]

He is returning to hip hop :)

First album was much better than his second

[Smithy]

He's pissed

[Locke.]

He is returning to hip hop :)

First album was much better than his second

[Callum]

Cee Lo Green to close the show??? :nono:

[Smithy]

Cee Lo Green to close the show??? :nono:

With Paloma faith :amazed:

[ILoveTRW]

Cee Lo Green to close the show??? :nono:

surely it will be the winner of the recognition award?

[Callum]

With Paloma faith :amazed:

Bit better but still hardly big names to close the show :laugh:

Also what happened to Fearne Cotton doing backstage interviews???

[Kerry]

Bit better but still hardly big names to close the show :laugh:

Also what happened to Fearne Cotton doing backstage interviews???

Probably an aftershow on ITV2

[Jordan.]

okay...

[zotler.]

Yeah, you go Mumford and Sons!

[Stephanie]

plan b was robbed. kmt.

[Callum]

Yay Mumford and Sons, need to get this album!!

[Locke.]

What the **** :joker:

[Callum]

Probably an aftershow on ITV2

Yeah true but they are normally included on the ITV1 show IIRC :conf:

[ILoveTRW]

this whole show has been a huge fail
expect tinnie

[Kerry]

They're gonna run over

[ILoveTRW]

he ain't even singing **** you
what a pussy show

[james130]

What happened to lifetime achievement and voting for single of the year?
AND THE MASHUP alla Flo & Dizzee

[Smithy]

Ahhh :amazed:

[GiRTh]

Paloma Fail

[Jordan.]

She can't sing for ****

[Stephanie]

florence and dizzee > this.

[Stacey.]

Paloma is amazing :')

And Cee Lo aswell omg <3

[Smithy]

Paloma **** You > Paloma Forget You

[Callum]

This is horrific

[Locke.]

How crap is she...

[Kerry]

Oh dear

[james130]

She's really good just not at this. :/

[Callum]

-expects to see this duet in the top 10 on Sunday-

[Jordan.]

Paloma **** You > Paloma Forget You

Does the one lyric make her sound like shes not gagging on something?

[arista]

ITV2 10:30PM

For backstage party

[Smithy]

Does the one lyric make her sound like shes not gagging on something?

You're gonna be gagging on something in a minute :nono:

(I meant my fist before anyone makes anything dirty outta this)

[Shaun]

wins for Laura Marling, Mumford and Sons, 2 x Arcade Fire, Pass Out = me happy.

[Shaun]

also lol @ all the people asking who she is.

maybe turn on something other than Radio 1 once in a while eh? :thumbs:

[Jords]

Cee-Lo + Paloma Faith... FFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLL.

[GiRTh]

ITV2 10:30PM

For backstage partycant wait

[Jords]

Tinie's and Rihanna's performance were great, Plan B wernt too bad either but hes a bit of a tit tbh.

Mumford and Sons, Tinie Tempah x2, Rihanna winning. :love:

Laura Marling's speech was so bloody awkard.. and TT's.

[Callum]

James Corden was a really bad host I thought, he just can't handle big events like that. All in all, another disappointing BRITs ceremony.

[Shaun]

he tried too hard to be Ricky Gervais

[james130]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYgrHsZz-EQ&feature=fvst

[joeysteele]

I was over the moon that Cheryl Cole didn't get the British Female award, I was even more glad she didn't perform and mime one of her songs as well.

Surprised Take That didn't get the best album award though.

[Iceman]

Plan B was supposed to be the one on fire but was told today by his Record Company that he couldnt be insured to do it, thats why the end bit made no sense....

[InOne]

Rihanna was rubbish, she really can't seem to sing and wasn't even in time with her backing track.

Adele was awesome, best performance of the night for me.

[Iceman]

Rihanna was rubbish, she really can't seem to sing and wasn't even in time with her backing track.

Adele was awesome, best performance of the night for me.

She really was amazing tonight, so simple and yet it was brilliant

[InOne]

Mmmm indeed, didn't need to hide behind smoke and mirrors like most of them tonight

[Crimson Dynamo]

James Corden was a really bad host I thought, he just can't handle big events like that. All in all, another disappointing BRITs ceremony.

what are you on about. he was spot on.

what were you looking for ?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Rihanna was rubbish, she really can't seem to sing and wasn't even in time with her backing track.

Adele was awesome, best performance of the night for me.

same

Rhiannas fat a rse and body stiocking looked silly and her sex act is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
tiresome now

[joeysteele]

Rihanna was rubbish, she really can't seem to sing and wasn't even in time with her backing track.

Adele was awesome, best performance of the night for me.

I liked Rihanna but she was rather all over the place in her performance.

Totally agree as to Adele, she was excellent,no gimmicks, no jumping about, a true talent.

[InOne]

The XX or whatever seemed the most pretentious twats ever

[ILoveTRW]

The XX or whatever seemed the most pretentious twats ever

i know where your coming from, but just close your eyes and listen to this
L73OLaG4_kA

[Shaun]

The XX are awesome, but they lack personality.

[Iceman]

What did you make of Plan B's album then Shaun?

[Jords]

xx is a really good album, they dont have much going for them as 'people' but the music :thumbs:

[Shaun]

What did you make of Plan B's album then Shaun?

5 good songs + more naff ones.