cringe

[Z]

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE


THAN WALKING IN ON SOMEONE





WHO IS WATCHING YOUPORN


omgggggggg I want to die

[Niall]

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

I HAVE A LOLCAT FOR THIS

http://erroraccessdenied.com/files/images/knock-first-plz.preview.jpg

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[InOne]

Youporn? What is it 2004? :bored:

[Shaun]

:@ you know i like privacy

[Z]

I FRICKING KNOCKED!!!!


omg I want to die!

Who the hell invests in massive headphones for using a PC, that is just asking for trouble! He doesn't know yet. I told my other flatmate, who then left me a wallpost on Facebook saying "Always knock" - AWKWARD TO THE MAX omfg

[Niall]

I FRICKING KNOCKED!!!!


omg I want to die!

Who the hell invests in massive headphones for using a PC, that is just asking for trouble! He doesn't know yet. I told my other flatmate, who then left me a wallpost on Facebook saying "Always knock" - AWKWARD TO THE MAX omfg

Wait the guy watching the porn didn't notice you walk in? :shocked:

[arista]

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE


THAN WALKING IN ON SOMEONE





WHO IS WATCHING YOUPORN


omgggggggg I want to die


Zee
Caps are Not Permitted


Spank your Ass

[Ramsay]

What kind of idiot wears headphones watching porn when other people are around
thats asking for trouble:joker:

[arista]

:@ you know i like privacy


Thats not True all the Time
Hon.

[Jack_]

:o

My worst nightmare, either walking in on someone or someone walking in on me...

You didn't see him wan...you know...did you?

[Jessica.]

:o

[Smithy]

:o

My worst nightmare, either walking in on someone or someone walking in on me...

You didn't see him wan...you know...did you?

you may as well write wank, seeing as you wrote the first 3 letters :joker:

[Jessica.]

you may as well write wank, seeing as you wrote the first 3 letters :joker:

:laugh3:

[Z]

Wait the guy watching the porn didn't notice you walk in? :shocked:

HE HAS NO IDEA. HIS BACK WAS TO THE DOOR.

ffs I knocked loudly and walked in to tell him something funny and I just see YouPorn up on the screen, a video of some girl getting ridden like one of the seven anal seas and his arm going up an- OMG I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT I'M CRINGING TOO MUCH.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Z]

omg he's coming through to the living room

[Z]

omg i feel so awkward

[Jack_]

you may as well write wank, seeing as you wrote the first 3 letters :joker:

True :(

HE HAS NO IDEA. HIS BACK WAS TO THE DOOR.

ffs I knocked loudly and walked in to tell him something funny and I just see YouPorn up on the screen, a video of some girl getting ridden like one of the seven anal seas and his arm going up an- OMG I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT I'M CRINGING TOO MUCH.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Scarred for life, I take it? :o

[Z]

i can't look him in the eye

[Ninastar]

pmsl

[Z]

my other flatmate said "you can look him in the japs eye though HAAAAAAA" and i pretty much wanted to kill myself.

[Jack_]

my other flatmate said "you can look him in the japs eye though HAAAAAAA" and i pretty much wanted to kill myself.

:laugh3:

[Smithy]

my other flatmate said "you can look him in the japs eye though HAAAAAAA" and i pretty much wanted to kill myself.

:laugh2:

[Stephanie]

:joker:

[Z]

PMSFL he's going out to a poker thing and he was like "right i'm off out now" and my flatmate said "you just shooting off now?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just burst out laughing and quickly pretended it was at a sickipedia joke, omfg.

[arista]

PMSFL he's going out to a poker thing and he was like "right i'm off out now" and my flatmate said "you just shooting off now?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just burst out laughing and quickly pretended it was at a sickipedia joke, omfg.


Zee you do not need that many Caps.

Pull your Trousers up now

[Jack_]

PMSFL he's going out to a poker thing and he was like "right i'm off out now" and my flatmate said "you just shooting off now?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just burst out laughing and quickly pretended it was at a sickipedia joke, omfg.

:shocked: :laugh3:

[Jessica.]

:o

[Niall]

HE HAS NO IDEA. HIS BACK WAS TO THE DOOR.

ffs I knocked loudly and walked in to tell him something funny and I just see YouPorn up on the screen, a video of some girl getting ridden like one of the seven anal seas and his arm going up an- OMG I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT I'M CRINGING TOO MUCH.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

omg he's coming through to the living room

omg i feel so awkward

my other flatmate said "you can look him in the japs eye though HAAAAAAA" and i pretty much wanted to kill myself.

PMSFL he's going out to a poker thing and he was like "right i'm off out now" and my flatmate said "you just shooting off now?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just burst out laughing and quickly pretended it was at a sickipedia joke, omfg.


OMG I'm laughing so hard atm!!!!!! :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

[Z]

I think I'm over it now. Maybe I'll wake up in the night vomiting though, I don't know.

[Jessica.]

I think I'm over it now. Maybe I'll wake up in the night vomiting though, I don't know.

hehe
2g4SSIf6Saw

[Stacey.]

lmfao ew D:

[arista]

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE


THAN WALKING IN ON SOMEONE





WHO IS WATCHING YOUPORN


omgggggggg I want to die



Zee New Day now
can you tell me about the Caps Rules on here
or as mod can you Away with it.






Feel The Force

[Z]

If someone posts entirely in caps it gets auto changed to lower case. Anything else?

[InOne]

If someone posts entirely in caps it gets auto changed to lower case. Anything else?

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4438411230_1154bcbf1a.jpg

[arista]

If someone posts entirely in caps it gets auto changed to lower case. Anything else?




j) We do not allow 'text speech' to be used on the forum. Text speech was designed for mobile phones, not online communities. Please read http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/topic29297.htm which will give you more details. Also, we do not allow posts written solely in CAPITAL LETTERS. Not only is it annoying to read, it disrupts the flow of the forum.

[Shaun]

oh arista do shut up, you tart.

[Z]

j) We do not allow 'text speech' to be used on the forum. Text speech was designed for mobile phones, not online communities. Please read http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/topic29297.htm which will give you more details. Also, we do not allow posts written solely in CAPITAL LETTERS. Not only is it annoying to read, it disrupts the flow of the forum.

Please refer me to a post in this thread where I posted something "written solely in capital letters." Like I said, posts that are made entirely in capital letters get auto corrected to lower case, and if you're going to get into "annoying to read" posts then you might want to revise the layout of your own posts before you start criticising mine. What a pointless, trivial thing to try and call me out on.

[Shaun]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbd9yotSN91qanb21o1_400.gif

[arista]

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE


THAN WALKING IN ON SOMEONE





WHO IS WATCHING YOUPORN


omgggggggg I want to die


If i take out the Last Line


I have a Point.


Are you going to be a Lawyer?

[arista]

oh arista do shut up, you tart.


Fit Shaun
you are the Ultra Tart

[Z]

If i take out the Last Line


I have a Point.


Are you going to be a Lawyer?

If you take out the last line, that's not my original post. I also have a point. Are you going to be a pedant? What's your problem?

[arista]

that was the first post
thats all .

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4843113/watch-porn-with-one-earphone-in-radar-mode.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=-Foul-Bachelor-Frog

just out of interest, is he hot?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

also, it cant be as bad as walking in on your parents doing it. my mum and dad have seperate rooms because my dad goes to work at like 5am they sleep in seperate rooms so he doesnt wake my mum up, so the other night i needed some AA batteries and was shouting my mum and she never answered so i went into my dads room coz he normally has some, and they must have heard me coming because they pretended they were asleep, well my mum actually hid under the covers but i knew she was there and my dad was like 'oh wut, wut time is it'... and i just glared at him and i was like

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6jvznGe0A1qafu1v.gif

[Z]

also, it cant be as bad as walking in on your parents doing it. my mum and dad have seperate rooms because my dad goes to work at like 5am they sleep in seperate rooms so he doesnt wake my mum up, so the other night i needed some AA batteries and was shouting my mum and she never answered so i went into my dads room coz he normally has some, and they must have heard me coming because they pretended they were asleep, well my mum actually hid under the covers but i knew she was there and my dad was like 'oh wut, wut time is it'... and i just glared at him and i was like

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6jvznGe0A1qafu1v.gif

pmsl. and erm, he's the one in the 100 bears video... (that's not a porno)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

pmsl. and erm, he's the one in the 100 bears video... (that's not a porno)

-looks-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hes peng :amazed:

[Z]

Hahaha. I can't look him in the eye :/

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

you should let him catch you on youporn

even things out

[Z]

He doesn't know that I saw him though :o it's awkward, I've decided to not tell him and just hope he never finds out, otherwise I'll seem really weird for not mentioning it LOL.

[Vicky.]

:laugh2:

Thanks for this thread, may many more things like this happen to you as reading about them make me smile :tongue:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

He doesn't know that I saw him though :o it's awkward, I've decided to not tell him and just hope he never finds out, otherwise I'll seem really weird for not mentioning it LOL.

nawww i feel kinda sorry for him :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is it this guy...

gwGKqNf1fRM

:sad:

[Z]

:laugh2:

Thanks for this thread, may many more things like this happen to you as reading about them make me smile :tongue:

Sadistic so and so.. :bored:


rofl it's pretty funny looking back, but at the time I was in slight shock LOL. Just another reason to avoid all human kind... I might just stay in my room and never leave, ever.

[Z]

is it this guy...

gwGKqNf1fRM

:sad:

Nah he's my other flatmate!

[Vicky.]

I dont know what I would do in a situation like that D:

I nearly died once just walking in on my mate in the bath, so Id probably have a full on breakdown or something :laugh:

[Z]

I dont know what I would do in a situation like that D:

I nearly died once just walking in on my mate in the bath, so Id probably have a full on breakdown or something :laugh:

I can't deal with nudity, I'm such a prude LOL.

[MTVN]

I caught my friend having a wank once, he was just doing it in a hotel room where there were 5 of us :bored:

[Shaun]

-whispers to scott the essential details-
no he's hotter than the one in the video
no greg didn't see penis, just wrist movement
no he didn't film it

[Z]

I could however take a screenshot of the IMAGE BURNED INTO MY EYES FOREVER for you Scott :)

[MTVN]

I could however take a screenshot of the IMAGE BURNED INTO MY EYES FOREVER for you Scott :)

:laugh2:

You should keep making subtle jokes about it, see if he gets it eventually

[Patrick]

There's nothing worse than being caught watching YouPorn, how embarrassing.

Lads, we all know PornHub and Keez are the 'in' things right now.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3: @ thread

[Z]

:laugh2:

You should keep making subtle jokes about it, see if he gets it eventually

When he came back last night, the three of us continued an earlier conversation about coming up with nicknames for each other. My other flatmate and I kept making jokes about masturbating being like "oh you could be Wanker" and "Master Bates" etc, porn-flatmate was laughing along and we're like LOL BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REAL JOKE HEHEHEHEHE. Sooo immature muhahahha.

[Patrick]

Karl I wear headphones, those marshmellow ones that are designed to block out every sound going on around you other than the music.

It's great, but I get so freaked out sometimes because if the camer man or the crew drop something or make a noise during the Porno, I literally axe it out and look around thinking it came from outside my room.

:o

My worst nightmare, either walking in on someone or someone walking in on me...

You didn't see him wan...you know...did you?

This.
It'd be ******ing horrible.

Depends though who walks in, if it was a fit girl and was pretty up for it.. it could turn into something good.

But I mean, if it was your mum or something... God, Oh God just thinking about it makes me sick.

The other night it happened, I was just sitting watching a good one on PH and a pop up came up and made it pause.

Then I heard my mum like flushing the chain and I was like :shocked::shocked: and bounced up, heart pounding, tissue away, PornHub Gone, TiBB On.

...And then she just went back to bed and didn't come in.

Better to be safe than sorry though.

[MTVN]

When he came back last night, the three of us continued an earlier conversation about coming up with nicknames for each other. My other flatmate and I kept making jokes about masturbating being like "oh you could be Wanker" and "Master Bates" etc, porn-flatmate was laughing along and we're like LOL BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REAL JOKE HEHEHEHEHE. Sooo immature muhahahha.

:laugh3:

I'd love to see his face if he finally twigged

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

which one is it D:

i wanna see him now :evilgrin:

[Z]

check your inbox...

[Captain.Remy]

Every man's nightmare :joker:

That's so funny tho. I'd die if it ever happened to me or getting caught while I was having sex with my girlfriend. Embarrassing at first but then you'll laugh about it in a few days, it's no big deal. :thumbs:

I bet Shaun is jealous, dirty bitch :tongue:

[Vicky.]

That's so funny tho. I'd die if it ever happened to me or getting caught while I was having sex with my girlfriend. Embarrassing at first but then you'll laugh about it in a few days, it's no big deal. :thumbs:



I have been caught a couple of times having sex. Its not actually as embarassing as you would think...unless thats all down to wether the people who caught you can laugh it off or not :laugh:

[ILoveTRW]

I was having a wank the other day. I didn't realise my blind was slightly open. So the 50 odd flats across the yard could all see in.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I was having a wank the other day. I didn't realise my blind was slightly open. So the 50 odd flats across the yard could all see in.

danger wank ftw

[ILoveTRW]

danger wank ftw

most of em have seen my cock anyway

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

most of em have seen my cock anyway

jealous :sad:

[MTVN]

I was having a wank the other day. I didn't realise my blind was slightly open. So the 50 odd flats across the yard could all see in.

:laugh3: