What Would You Do If You Were Put In Jail For Life?

[Patrick]

As some of you may saw in another thread, an 11 Year old kid has been put to Jail for Life without Parole.

So, what would you do in this situation?

I would honestly kill myself, that's the only way out and I'm sure Heaven or Hell or whatever is far more entertaining than rotting in Jail with Buff Gays and Pyshcopaths!

[Smithy]

break out

[Kerry]

Dunno. Just get on with it I guess

[Patrick]

break out

Actually yeah, this.

Worth a shot I guess, I mean you've got nothing to loose have you? If you got caught.

Plus it'd be alot more entertaining than sitting there starring at a wall.
I'd try and break out about 10 Times, I mean honestly what can they do? Say 'You're in jail for life!' you'd just be like 'Yah I already am Dick Head! x'

And then kill myself.

[Jordan.]

Kill myself.

[Niall]

I'd try to just fit in and behave well, there might be some hope of getting out if they recognise good behaviour.

[Patrick]

Dunno. Just get on with it I guess

Oh this reminds me I have a question for girls,

Would you turn Lesbian if it happened to you?

[Stu]

Ask Red for a poster of Rita Hayworth.

[Kerry]

Oh this reminds me I have a question for girls,

Would you turn Lesbian if it happened to you?

No. How can you turn into something if you're not?

[Stu]

No. How can you turn into something if you're not?
Desperation. Human instinct and the need for physical contact. How can you say for sure if you have not been in the nick for decades?

I'm sure it happens to quite a lot of people.

[Ninastar]

Oh this reminds me I have a question for girls,

Would you turn Lesbian if it happened to you?

Probably, seeing as im like halfway there anyway

and to answer your first question, I would probably just behave myself. Boring, I know :(

[bbfan1991]

Keep calm and try get on with it despite being scared of the prisoners:spin:.

[Shaun]

Probably read a lot.

[Stacey.]

I'd try to just fit in and behave well, there might be some hope of getting out if they recognise good behaviour.

This D:

[Novo]

Superglue my arse cheeks together

[Kerry]

Desperation. Human instinct and the need for physical contact. How can you say for sure if you have not been in the nick for decades?

I'm sure it happens to quite a lot of people.

No, can't say for sure. Seen in happen to many actually on my beloved fly on the walls.... Can understand why

[Stacey.]

Superglue my arse cheeks together

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

Superglue my arse cheeks together

:joker:

['Conor]

i seriously would kill myself..

[bbfan1991]

Attend those activity things they put on like sewing or do Maths/English etc:laugh2:.

[spitfire]

Play on the Wii all day.

[seanraff07]

Wank.

[MTVN]

Avoid being raped or beaten up for starters. I'd probably read and write a hell of a lot as well

[ILoveTRW]

id probably just watch tv and go on the internet all day.

[Nicky.]

id probably just watch tv and go on the internet all day.

I doubt they have internet in jail? xD

I'd kill myself I think!

[InOne]

Become the next Charles Bronson

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

um i would probably just try and make the best of it :L

bad girls looked like good fun tbh so i wouldnt mind

and there would be loads of hot straight men gagging for a shag so its win win imo

[Patrick]

rofl at Internet being in Jail.

Imagine going on Facebook:

'Bruce Johnson is chilling in his cell, Norman has just popped down to the showers with the lads to either get a shag or beat someone up, never can tell. Have to go lads, that ginger guard is eyeing me up again!'

[Claymores]

Did anyone see a prog on either Discovery/Crime&Punishment about certain American jails set-up for solitary confinement? Guys who had been in for over 8 years in solitary - they had a good behaviour system which essentially meant after 3 years you would be allowed a TV. Otherwise it was 23 hours in the cell, eating alone, 15 or so minutes exercise in a courtyard alone.

The show showed an 1800s prison too where most of the inmates in solitary had gone completely insane. No wonder, but the American jails are still doing it.

[Kerry]

rofl at Internet being in Jail.

Imagine going on Facebook:

'Bruce Johnson is chilling in his cell, Norman has just popped down to the showers with the lads to either get a shag or beat someone up, never can tell. Have to go lads, that ginger guard is eyeing me up again!'

It's happened. People making threats to their victims over FB from jail though I don't think they were lifers

[Jack_]

Kill myself. No question whatsoever.

[Patrick]

It's happened. People making threats to their victims over FB from jail though I don't think they were lifers

:joker::joker:

Woah.

Did anyone see a prog on either Discovery/Crime&Pinishment about certain American jails set-up for solitary confinement? Guys who had been in for over 8 years in solitary - they had a good bvehaviour system which essentially meant after 3 years you would be allowed a TV. Otherwise it was 23 hours in the cell, eating alone, 15 or so minutes exercise in a courtyard alone.

The show showed an 1800s prison too where most of the inmates in solitary had gone completely insane. No wonder, but the American jails are still doing it.

Woah!
So ******ing harsh seriously, I'm so glad we live in the UK were it's not as strict.

[MTVN]

It's happened. People making threats to their victims over FB from jail though I don't think they were lifers

In those cases they've normally had a phone smuggled in and are using facebook on that I think

[Stephanie]

yeah, kill myself.

[Kerry]

In those cases they've normally had a phone smuggled in and are using facebook on that I think

The one I saw in the news had access to a PC in a prison library. There was a major fuss about it as he'd taunted the woman he'd attacked saying he'd see her dead and stuff

[Patrick]

yeah, kill myself.

:love:

In those cases they've normally had a phone smuggled in and are using facebook on that I think

You can smuggle phones in? Jesus Christ.

I always had an idea Jail was so strict and stuff.
I'd probably arrange a break out or get someone to bomb the prison or something in that case.

[Kerry]

They smuggle phones in up their arse

[Patrick]

Fair Dos.
A Blackberry covered in sh*t, but still not a bad idea.

[Kerry]

Fair Dos.
A Blackberry covered in sh*t, but still not a bad idea.

:joker:

[Claymores]

Patrick - completely OT but do you still have the South Park meets BB vid you made? It used to crack me up and ain't seen it in a while...........maybe you could repost sometime please?

[Beastie]

I would get on with it if I was in jail now. However.. if I was back to my 11 year old self and put in jail? God knows!!

I just think for that boy now 13.. it must be so scary for him :S But if he is not even showing any signs of remorse then.....

[Beastie]

Become the next Charles Bronson

:D

I still need to watch that film. I read in the paper the other day he is getting married for a 3rd time. He is still in a prison at Wakefield. Did he actually get life inprisonment then?

[Beastie]

Oh just looked on Wikipedia. Yep Charles Bronson has a life sentence. It was only meant to be for 7 years until he kept fighting with prison officers and that?