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Iceman
28-01-2011, 04:22 PM
Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion after being accused of causing 9/11.

A woman named Valerie Turks filed the suit against Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, alleging that he was the cause behind the collapse of the World Trade Centre in 2001 and stole a poker chip from her worth "100 zillions of dollars".

Turks was denied a restraining order against the rapper, but the judge set a hearing for the case for January 31.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair," Billboard quotes Turks as saying in her legal papers.

"Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money," she continued. "I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she cannot cash it in. I want my chip please help me.

"It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us (sic)."

Turks, who is asking for $900 billion dollars in child support and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income", also claims she once dated Diddy and share a son, 23-year-old Cornelius Wilson.

:crazy:

Smithy
28-01-2011, 04:23 PM
dat bitch is craaaazaaaay

Iceman
28-01-2011, 04:24 PM
Cause I'm sure Diddy did it lol :laugh3:

Angus
28-01-2011, 05:00 PM
He's guilty as hell:bored: And she's not even suing for his assault upon her eardrums:shocked:

Stephanie
28-01-2011, 05:03 PM
LOL :joker:

Tom4784
28-01-2011, 06:28 PM
As some people might say; 'bitches be crazy'.

Kerry
28-01-2011, 08:55 PM
Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion after being accused of causing 9/11.

A woman named Valerie Turks filed the suit against Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, alleging that he was the cause behind the collapse of the World Trade Centre in 2001 and stole a poker chip from her worth "100 zillions of dollars".

Turks was denied a restraining order against the rapper, but the judge set a hearing for the case for January 31.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair," Billboard quotes Turks as saying in her legal papers.

"Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money," she continued. "I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she cannot cash it in. I want my chip please help me.

"It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us (sic)."

Turks, who is asking for $900 billion dollars in child support and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income", also claims she once dated Diddy and share a son, 23-year-old Cornelius Wilson.

DS


:laugh2: :laugh2:

Iceman
28-01-2011, 09:21 PM
Merged

Shaun
28-01-2011, 09:22 PM
he had it coming tbh

Iceman
28-01-2011, 09:25 PM
Dirty Money


(Lawl)

Beastie
28-01-2011, 09:35 PM
Someone said that on the day of the 9/11 attack. George W Bush was with Sadam Bin Laden's Brother at the time?

Patrick
28-01-2011, 09:39 PM
I hope the judge throws his hammer thingy at that *****.

BB_Eye
28-01-2011, 10:31 PM
I hope she rebuilds the WTC with the money (which she is obviously going to win).

MTVN
28-01-2011, 10:34 PM
Someone said that on the day of the 9/11 attack. George W Bush was with Sadam Bin Laden's Brother at the time?

* Osama Bin Laden

And no he was reading to school children, there's a clip of where he gets told the news

Novo
29-01-2011, 08:20 AM
Sadam Bin Laden

:joker: :joker: :joker:

red
29-01-2011, 09:20 AM
Has to be a piss take, surely? ...

M X
30-01-2011, 03:52 PM
LOL is this woman for real? :joker: