Who will be your Valentine?

[Beastie]

Valentine's Day is looming!

Are you single? Taken? Got any admirers? What will you been doing on the loved up day? Or does it all just want to make you BARF!!!! :yuk:

[InOne]

Another day to con people out of money

[Niamh.]

It is a bit of a con but I still expect a card from Gav!

[Lee.]

We're having an un-traditional valentines weekend this year..

My OH, myself and the kids are going to stay with friends are their kids for the weekend.. We're going to let the kids tire themselves out, get them to bed and then the four of us are going to have dinner and some drinky poos.. My friend is going to do a Valentines theme. :)

[Beastie]

We're having an un-traditional valentines weekend this year..

My OH, myself and the kids are going to stay with friends are their kids for the weekend.. We're going to let the kids tire themselves out, get them to bed and then the four of us are going to have dinner and some drinky poos.. My friend is going to do a Valentines theme. :)

That sounds lovely. I think I will give my bf a card and a framed photo of both of us from our little holiday! :hugesmile:

[Lee.]

That sounds lovely. I think I will give my bf a card and a framed photo of both of us from our little holiday! :hugesmile:

Aww.. where did you go?

[Beastie]

Aww.. where did you go?

Gran Canaria!

[Lee.]

Gran Canaria!

Mmm..nice! I'm desperate for some sunshine!

[Beastie]

Mmm..nice! I'm desperate for some sunshine!

That's why I went! For sun! :hugesmile:

I have a feeling we will get a warm Easter. Usually in Easter time we get good weather then in the summer it's sh!t. It was 12.5 degrees yesterday afternoon. It's getting warmer :D woo!

[Z]

I'll be alone :tongue: I got dumped a week after Valentine's Day 3 years ago and have been single since :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

imma gonna cook myself a romantic candle lit dinner for one then make love to myself all night

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[MTVN]

Valentines day :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Valentines day :bored:

:lovedup: :evilgrin:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have only ever been given 1 valentines day card in my life

and that was in year 5 O_O

the girl who gave it to me is now a total slut and has like 2 kids and shes only 19 :bored:

and she was like one of the first people who found out i was gay too lawl

[Iceman]

I dunno what I'll be doing it's too far away, might go to town and go to some clubs, desperate women on valentines day = WIN

[Niamh.]

I dunno what I'll be doing it's too far away, might go to town and go to some clubs, desperate women on valentines day = WIN

:shocked: :laugh2:

[Stu]

I'm going to smoke pot and have myself a lovely wank.

[Iceman]

:shocked: :laugh2:

laugh but it's true ;)

[Chuck]

My rabbit.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

My rabbit.

your a girl? :sad:

[Lee.]

Lol.. this thread has just made me chuckle!

[Z]

I pour my heart out and y'all talk about masturbating :nono:

[seanraff07]

I went out with a girl back in May but it never worked out and i've still admired her ever since but it's not happening.:bawling:

So yeah time to look for some desperate girls ;)

[Beastie]

Do you think the most one night stands happen on Valentines Day? I know a few people who lost their virginity on Valentines Day. Is it the mating season or something?

[Niamh.]

Do you think the most one night stands happen on Valentines Day? I know a few people who lost their virginity on Valentines Day. Is it the mating season or something?

I don't know, I was never bothered about Valentines day when I was single

[Twilight]

Food.

[Patrick]

No one.

It's a ******ing bollocks day for idiotic wankers to worship eachother by sending chocolates and flowers and all that bull around the place.

Makes me sick.

Why the government haven't banned this 'Holiday' is a joke.

I'll be staying in bed all day sleeping, ****** love.

[Patrick]

imma gonna cook myself a romantic candle lit dinner for one then make love to myself all night

:joker::joker:

[Stu]

I was waiting for Paddy's reply and he hasn't failed me :laugh:.

[Jack_]

Someone :love:

[Ninastar]

No one! I has no one who loves me :'(

[Patrick]

Someone :love:

Stacey?

[Iceman]

No one.

It's a ******ing bollocks day for idiotic wankers to worship eachother by sending chocolates and flowers and all that bull around the place.

Makes me sick.

Why the government haven't banned this 'Holiday' is a joke.

I'll be staying in bed all day sleeping, ****** love.

:pat: 14th march is a much better day!

[Patrick]

:pat: 14th march is a much better day!

Why what's that? :shocked:

[Patrick]

OH YEAH!

:love:

My Day.
We will party.

Much better, BRING ON THE GREEN-NESS! :love:
:amazed:

[MTVN]

March 14th? :conf2:

[Niamh.]

17th

[Chuck]

your a girl? :sad:

I meant it as a pet Scott:joker:

[Iceman]

http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/

March 14th

[MTVN]

http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/

March 14th

:laugh3:

[Beastie]

http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/

March 14th

Haha. Sounds epic!

[Maia]

No one - I'm aromantic anyway so that suits me just fine :p

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I meant it as a pet Scott:joker:

oh i thought you meant those rabbit dildo things :L

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4438411230_1154bcbf1a.jpg

[InOne]

No one - I'm aromantic anyway so that suits me just fine :p

What does that mean? You don't like romance?


Edit: Or could be a typo lol D:

[Maia]

What does that mean? You don't like romance?


Edit: Or could be a typo lol D:

Yeah and it means I don't like dating people lol.

[Ninastar]

Yeah and it means I don't like dating people lol.

I'm just asking in general here, you wouldn't like to be in a relationship at all?

[Maia]

I'm just asking in general here, you wouldn't like to be in a relationship at all?

Nope, they creep me out D: I've tried them before, and they've never worked out.

[Novo]

No one really cares about Valentines day anymore.. Not unless your happily married and have been together for a while... It's just all about Sex nowadays, girls would rather spend valentines day getting shagged they don't really care about Gifts are flowers or anything like that

[Chuck]

Valentines day here is celebrated in June, but as I was never lucky enough to have a boyfriend on Valentines day, I pretend it doesnt exist and I tell people its just a stupid date celebrated by pretentious couples.

But on your Valentines day I usually go to an Irish Pub with my mates on my last attempt to find a shag, but Its usually packed with straight masculine foreigners, which is exactly what my mates are looking for.

I go home jealous of my mates, lock myself in my bedroom, drink vodka and sing at the top of my voice with Amy Winehouse:

"He walks awaaaaay, the sun goes down. He takes but I'm grown. And in your way, in this blue shade, My tears dry on their own."

The next day, They call me wondering if those foreigners are the ones*.

* - The ones they are gonna marry with, SO they can get an european passport/green card.

[Ninastar]

Nope, they creep me out D: I've tried them before, and they've never worked out.

:( I hope things are better in the future, Im sure they will be :)

[Niall]

*Has never been in a relationship before* </3

So yah I'll be spending Valentine's Day by treating it like any other day.

Black Ops shall be my Valentine though. :love:

[Shaun]

Zee.

[_Seth]

As ever, I'll have no-one. --:love:>

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Valentines day here is celebrated in June, but as I was never lucky enough to have a boyfriend on Valentines day, I pretend it doesnt exist and I tell people its just a stupid date celebrated by pretentious couples.

But on your Valentines day I usually go to an Irish Pub with my mates on my last attempt to find a shag, but Its usually packed with straight masculine foreigners, which is exactly what my mates are looking for.

I go home jealous of my mates, lock myself in my bedroom, drink vodka and sing at the top of my voice with Amy Winehouse:

"He walks awaaaaay, the sun goes down. He takes but I'm grown. And in your way, in this blue shade, My tears dry on their own."

The next day, They call me wondering if those foreigners are the ones*.

* - The ones they are gonna marry with, SO they can get an european passport/green card.

i love you :lovedup:

[Patrick]

No one really cares about Valentines day anymore.. Not unless your happily married and have been together for a while... It's just all about Sex nowadays, girls would rather spend valentines day getting shagged they don't really care about Gifts are flowers or anything like that

Yeah.

Put a Red bow around your Cock to mark the occasion, girls would like that far more than Flowers and All that bollocks.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

novo you should turn gay coz gays appreciate good looking men so much more than women. you could have an army of gay slaves or something

-is aware he cannot answer because he is banned-

http://www.overclock.net/attachments/pc-games/187875d1293990023-mass-effect-series-talizorah-appreciation-society-trollface_animation.gif

[InOne]

Why he banned? D:

[AJ.]

Doing the whole romantic weekend in Paris thing :spin:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Why he banned? D:

build up of infractions / spamming gifs

[Princess]

Single. I love Valentine's Day though,kinda hard not to when you're a hopeless romantic.

[Benjamin]

I don't have a valentine this year. :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I don't have a valentine this year. :sad:

:evilgrin:

[Smithy]

:joker:

[Benjamin]

:evilgrin:

Trust you to be the first to respond to that. :tongue:

[Stephanie]

i hate valentines day.

[Joe.]

Girlfriend called Jess :p