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lily.
13-02-2011, 10:38 PM
.. most poems rhyme
but this one doesn't

GypsyGoth
13-02-2011, 10:39 PM
:laugh2:

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:40 PM
Roses are red,
I hate your guts.
The end.

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:40 PM
Roses are red
Condoms are blue
VD is contagious
So watch who you screw

Novo
13-02-2011, 10:41 PM
Roses are red... Violets are blue
Lily you are milf.. and i want you

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/K0modoDragon/Smileys/ninja.gif

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:42 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have ADHD
Oh hey, a hedgehog...

Ramsay
13-02-2011, 10:42 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
im using my left hand
but im thinking of you

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:42 PM
Roses are red... Violets are blue
Lily you are milf.. and i want you

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/K0modoDragon/Smileys/ninja.gif

That **** is goin in the sig!

Tom4784
13-02-2011, 10:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Send me any pictures Scott and I'll ban you

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:44 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I...

Benjamin
13-02-2011, 10:44 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Send me any pictures Scott and I'll ban you

Pahahahahahah :laugh2:

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:45 PM
I see your face when I am dreaming....


.... that's why I always wake up screaming..

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:46 PM
Roses are red
Violets are purple
I like you a lot
But nothing rhymes with purple.

Smithy
13-02-2011, 10:48 PM
I see your face when I am dreaming....


.... that's why I always wake up creaming..

:shocked:

sooty
13-02-2011, 10:49 PM
roses are red,,,violets are blue
where the hell is my valentine!

Jessica.
13-02-2011, 10:49 PM
Roses are red
Tommy is Gay
Ife is Stunning
Leona eats hay.

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:50 PM
:shocked:

haha.. you b@stard!

Iceman
13-02-2011, 10:50 PM
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Lily Open The window
Ive got something for you :evilgrin:

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:51 PM
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Lily Open The window
Ive got something for you :evilgrin:

Are you guna toss it in the window from there? It's 2 stories up man... that's *****ing impressive.. mwahahaha

Smithy
13-02-2011, 10:52 PM
Roses are red
Tommy is Gay
Ife is Stunning
Leona eats hay.
:laugh2:

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:52 PM
Roses are red
Apples are sour
I'll open my legs
You can give me some power...

Jessica.
13-02-2011, 10:53 PM
Roses are red
Scott took a pic
Niall is wurkin' it
Stacey makes me sick.

Iceman
13-02-2011, 10:53 PM
Are you guna toss it in the window from there? It's 2 stories up man... that's *****ing impressive.. mwahahaha

:devil:

Iceman
13-02-2011, 10:53 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
Ive got crabs
Now so have you

Tom4784
13-02-2011, 10:55 PM
Roses are red
James sings the blues
Zee laughs like a psycho
while Shaun hates the Jews

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:56 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Now get in the van...

Novo
13-02-2011, 10:57 PM
The Bluebells are Blue
The Redhand is Red
Locke loves a bit of twilight
she's always in his bed

lily.
13-02-2011, 10:59 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I *****ed your brother
He's better than you...

Benjamin
13-02-2011, 11:01 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Now get in the van...

LOL. :laugh2:

Jessica.
13-02-2011, 11:04 PM
Roses are red
these jokes are bad
vicky has a dongle
thebeast is mad

lily.
13-02-2011, 11:07 PM
LOL. :laugh2:

That's my favourite one ... ever...

bettiepage
13-02-2011, 11:08 PM
Roses are red
these jokes are bad
vicky has a dongle
thebeast is mad

seriously, stop it boo. -crease-

Benjamin
13-02-2011, 11:08 PM
That's my favourite one ... ever...

It's now my favourite one too. :hugesmile:

Jessica.
13-02-2011, 11:11 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Novo loves Smithy
Stacey smells like poo

Stacey.
13-02-2011, 11:12 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Novo loves Smithy
Stacey smells like poo

:|

Stacey.
13-02-2011, 11:13 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Send me any pictures Scott and I'll ban you

:joker:

Novo
13-02-2011, 11:14 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jessica stop
go make me a brew

Jack_
13-02-2011, 11:14 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a question
Tommy do you poo?

Jessica.
13-02-2011, 11:16 PM
Roses are red
Novo loves Locke
Locke loves Novo
They have matching socks

Novo
13-02-2011, 11:18 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
your jokes are so bad
I am going to Sue

Benjamin
13-02-2011, 11:40 PM
Your pussy is wet,
My dick is stiff,
Let me go down on you
and have a sniff.

Sorry, had to get it out of my system. :hugesmile:

Jords
13-02-2011, 11:51 PM
Roses are red,
except the white ones.

Beastie
13-02-2011, 11:57 PM
Roses are red
Bananas are yellow
F uck me right now
Or I will find another fellow.

Novo
14-02-2011, 12:01 AM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Stu KO the beast
if he makes another **** thread

Beastie
14-02-2011, 12:10 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Novo's got a little cock
Boo hoo hoo!

Josy
14-02-2011, 12:11 AM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Stu KO the beast
if he makes another **** thread

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Novo's got a little cock
Boo hoo hoo!

:joker::joker::joker:

Novo
14-02-2011, 12:13 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Novo's got a big cock
woo woo woo!

Corrected

Patrick
14-02-2011, 12:17 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Send me any pictures Scott and I'll ban you

:joker::joker:

Patrick
14-02-2011, 12:18 AM
Roses are red
these jokes are bad
vicky has a dongle
thebeast is mad

...:bored:

Iceman
14-02-2011, 12:19 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Josy and Vicky
This wank is for you!

Josy
14-02-2011, 12:19 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Josy and Vicky
This wank is for you!

:joker::joker::joker:

Jords
14-02-2011, 12:35 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Novo's got a little cock
Boo hoo hoo!

:joker:

Iceman
14-02-2011, 12:38 AM
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Get In Line Ladies
Theres Plenty For You!

Novo
14-02-2011, 12:39 AM
:joker:

let me direct you to the Factual version

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Novo's got a big cock
woo woo woo!

lily.
14-02-2011, 11:38 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Nice rack

lily.
14-02-2011, 11:39 PM
your pussy is wet,
my dick is stiff,
let me go down on you
and have a sniff.

sorry, had to get it out of my system. :hugesmile:

lmmfao!

Stu
14-02-2011, 11:46 PM
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Claymores fell down the stairs

Beastie
14-02-2011, 11:52 PM
Roses are red
Violets are black
It's the sign of death
Valentine's day will be back























Next year.

Stu
15-02-2011, 09:37 PM
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
So get in the ****ing van.