The Eurovision Song Contest 2011 Discussion Thread [AZERBAIJAN WIN!!!]

[Niall]

She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. O_O

[InOne]

Ew, sudden Jed love :bored:

[Doogle]

I loved Spain. :(

[Ramsay]

4th YES

[MTVN]

COME ON IRELAND

:worship:


You should be supporting the UK :nono:

[Locke.]

If Jedward finish above us I'll sacrifice a twin

[Niall]

Did we get any points off that ho?

[Shaun]

The charisma of Poland.

[Patrick]

Ew Poland.

If you don't give the UK or Ireland points, you can't stay here.

[Harry!]

Sweden gonna win... D:

They are my speepstake :love:

[Jordan.]

hurry up bitch

[Niall]

Give us some points ho.

[Tom4784]

Ms Personality this one.

[Smithy]

omg, as if poland we should kick them all out now :bored:

[Patrick]

Polska get out off Ireland.

[MTVN]

Well isnt she a master of suspense

[Locke.]

What a stupid *****

[Jordan.]

I hope she has a nasty fall.

[Shaun]

...right, thanks for that. Stupid bitch.

[Smithy]

bitch just wanted extra screen time

[Niall]

omg, as if poland we should kick them all out now :bored:

:worship:

[Kerry]

Stupid slow cow

[GypsyGoth]

Hahaha I love annoying announcers on this.

[Niall]

Omg that man. :amazed:

[Smithy]

oh dear

[InOne]

omg :/

[Jordan.]

LOL :o

[GypsyGoth]

Omg!

[Ramsay]

never thought id say it
GO ON JEDWARD
hilarious :laugh:

[Patrick]

GOOD LAD.
/caps

[Kerry]

HAHAHAHA!!! :joker:

[Niall]

Good grief. Europe has an extremely poor musical taste. :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Locke.]

"This man is quite annoying" :joker:

[Shaun]

San Marino almost as annoying as Poland.

[Jordan.]

Hurry up

[Zippy]

ok its going Pete tong

[MTVN]

"This man is quite annoying" :joker:

:joker:

[Patrick]

omg, as if poland we should kick them all out now :bored:

Ikr?

The next time I see a Polish Person in school and I tell them to ****** off and they go 'Wuts your problem?'

I'll now have a good comeback.

'You ******ed us over in Eurovision, Go Home.'

[KG.]

Azerbaijan was so bad :bored: I liked the song ukturtle posted as theirs as the one guy singing that sounded kind of Arabic, but the one they actually had was completely different?

[Patrick]

8 Points x

[Smithy]

omg Germany get over it, it was 40 years ago!!

[GypsyGoth]

:shocked: 3rd!

[Niall]

That woman needs to calm herself.

[Ramsay]

so thats where veronica from shameless ended up

[Locke.]

German's clearly not voting for us because we battered them in the war

[Shaun]

lmao Karl

[Niall]

5 points. Woohoo?

[Doogle]

Sweden and Azerbajan fail

[Jordan.]

Ukraine were ****

[Shaun]

we usually get a lot of points from Ireland and Malta.

[MTVN]

Norton's pretty funny actually :joker:

[Tom4784]

Stop singing you tit.

[GypsyGoth]

Ukraine were ****

Yea, I wasn't too fond of her.

[Jordan.]

1 point :|

[Shaun]

piss off Slovenia. :bored:

[Niall]

We're only half way through. Hopefully we can pull this together touch wood *touches wood*

[Smithy]

If Ireland don't give us 12 points, some **** is gonna go down

[Kerry]

we usually get a lot of points from Ireland and Malta.

I don't think Malta voted for us last year nor are there this year

Edit - oh they are

[InOne]

I need another beer >_>

[Patrick]

German's clearly not voting for us because we battered them in the war

:joker::joker:

[Ramsay]

If Ireland don't give us 12 points, some **** is gonna go down

we will we're whipped :laugh:

[Zippy]

we need a surge

[Doogle]

WTF this is ****.

[Patrick]

He looks like some douche from The Wanted.

[Smithy]

That guy looks like someone from school

[Jordan.]

Why is he getting so much airtime? **** off

[Glenn.]

We're only half way through. Hopefully we can pull this together touch wood *touches wood*


There's a time and a place:nono:

[Niall]

Ima de-Russiafy my sig brb.

[Doogle]

Oh my god Sweden is attrocious.

[Jordan.]

Turkey best give us points :nono:

[Niall]

12 for Azerbaijan now. :)

[Patrick]

If Turkey don't give us 12, I'm taking a sh*t on their streets in July on Holiday. x

[Kerry]

Turkey should be good to us.....

[Ramsay]

unless the irish one is pat kenny i will be pissed

[MTVN]

6 is decent..

[Shaun]

6, not bad.

[InOne]

If Turkey don't give us 12, I'm taking a sh*t on their streets in July on Holiday. x

:joker:

[Niall]

Oh what a surprise. :bored:

[Doogle]

I'm half Turkish. And I'm disgusted in half of me.

[Patrick]

He clearly gave them 12 Points because he's Turkish - every one knows Turkish men are perverts and hit a boner when they see Blonde girls.

[Doogle]

He clearly gave them 12 Points because he's Turkish - every one knows Turkish men are perverts and hit a boner when they see Blonde girls.

:nono:

Actually my dad is a major perv... :/ I barely know him luckily. :joker:

[Niall]

Ew. Switzerland please go and die. :bored:

[Jordan.]

man shoulders

[Shaun]

Greek woman is exciting.

[Niall]

2 points. Oh **** off. :bored:

[Kerry]

The Bosnia and Hertziwurtsy song did make me laugh

[Patrick]

She looks like the Paris Hilton Wanna-Be from the 2012 Movie :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

She looks drunk

[Zippy]

poor France

he's too damn classy

[Patrick]

I bet these people saying 'Thank You for the amazing show!'

Didn't even watch it.

[Shaun]

Estonia's doing VERY badly.

[Niall]

Ew Lithuania.

[Doogle]

This is just utter bull****.

[Doogle]

Estonia's doing VERY badly.

:bawling:

[Niall]

French is such a sexy language. :amazed: :lovedup:

[Patrick]

poor France

he's too damn classy


You posted that and the French dude didn't come up on my Telly until there now, are we on a delay?

Wtf.

[Shaun]

pmsl Graham

[Zippy]

stick your 1 sh!tty point

[Jordan.]

"We built a tunnel to your country...." - omg :laugh2:

[Doogle]

French is such a sexy language. :amazed: :lovedup:

Nah.
Spanish >>>> French

[GypsyGoth]

Yes! Spain :love:

[MTVN]

Nah.
Spanish >>>> French

This

[Smithy]

-has been posting in the wrong thread-

[Patrick]

stick your 1 sh!tty point

:joker::joker:

[Niall]

Nah.
Spanish >>>> French

Italian > French > Spanish.

[Shaun]

Oh I felt those hugs and kisses in your cold inhuman voice. Slut.

[GypsyGoth]

-has been posting in the wrong thread-

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Patrick]

Oh I felt those hugs and kisses in your cold inhuman voice. Slut.

:joker::joker:

[Glenn.]

'We built a tunnel to your country' :joker:

[Niall]

-has been posting in the wrong thread-

:laugh3:

[Patrick]

Graham Norton is a cheeky bastard :laugh3:

[MTVN]

We'd better stay on the left side of the board

[GypsyGoth]

Graham is such a bitch :laugh:

[Locke.]

Hurry up and get to Ireland we need them points quickly :bored:

[Niall]

We're gonna fall off the left side of the scoreboard in a minute. :(

[Smithy]

:shocked: she's so thin

[Jordan.]

2 points.... I wont abuse her cause shes hot.

[Doogle]

Bit late but LOL @ France voting for Spain.

[Patrick]

These bastards better give Jedward some love, FFS.

[Kerry]

Grahams cracking me up :laugh2:

['Conor]

come on ireland!!

[Niall]

Azerbaijan will get another 12. :bored:

[Niall]

Only 10?

[Niall]

Oh. :bored:

[Patrick]

If the Romanian's dont give Ireland some points, they better ****** off and all.

Some Romanian stole my Dad's bike and there's this one guy in town that keeps playing a trumpet and asking for money.

[Doogle]

This is blatantly not based on talent. :joker:

[Zippy]

slags

my flags wilting

[Patrick]

No points from Romania then?

No money for t he Romanian beggers in town from now on.

[Smithy]

leona2

[MTVN]

What's he wearing :joker:

[Shaun]

Yay Albania.

[Tom4784]

Albania's host looks like a Bond villain.

[Shaun]

Seriously, what's with the love for Greece? :conf2:

[MTVN]

Malta :cheer:

[Niall]

7 points? Where's our 12 you Maltese ho's. :bored:

[Patrick]

MALTA YOU SEXY COUNTRY.

x

[Doogle]

Irish going up again. :D

[InOne]

**** off Malta

[InOne]

Portugal hate us

[Smithy]

They should give us 12 seeing as they took maddie mccan

[Patrick]

7 points? Where's our 12 you Maltese ho's. :bored:

I want Maltesers Now.

[GypsyGoth]

"Showbiz dungarees" :laugh2:

[Patrick]

They should give us 12 seeing as they took maddie mccan

:joker::joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

They should give us 12 seeing as they took maddie mccan

Omg :laugh2:

[Niall]

They should give us 12 seeing as they took maddie mccan

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[InOne]

They should give us 12 seeing as they took maddie mccan

:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Yes!

[Zippy]

I have Azer in my top 5

they have it I think

[Glenn.]

I want Maltesers Now.

Me too http://serve.mysmiley.net/scared/scared0008.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

[Patrick]

After reading Smithy's Post I now had a little thought of Gerry McCann watching this and throwing the remote at the wall.

[Doogle]

They're just voting for their neighbours. I even said Spain would get 12./

[GypsyGoth]

They should give us 12 seeing as they took maddie mccan

:laugh2:

[Niall]

I want Maltesers Now.

:laugh:

[Shaun]

Hungary's dress has made me hungry.

[Niall]

He's hot. :evilgrin:

[Jordan.]

Not good enough :bored:

[Patrick]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeLHU1xcdS5wSDciRMZN3oeMPeTmWF8 vgqIHEnCGfvPuIZ-NPD2Q

The Only Night where it's Okay to be Racist.

[Doogle]

Adijejfnhrethubajan were ****. :(

[GypsyGoth]

It looks like Azer has won it.

[Niall]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeLHU1xcdS5wSDciRMZN3oeMPeTmWF8 vgqIHEnCGfvPuIZ-NPD2Q

The Only Night where it's Okay to be Racist.


:joker::joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

Azarba-whoever are so overrated. I can't even remember them.

[InOne]

Euro fix

[Glenn.]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeLHU1xcdS5wSDciRMZN3oeMPeTmWF8 vgqIHEnCGfvPuIZ-NPD2Q

The Only Night where it's Okay to be Racist.


:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Niall]

Omg *_*

[Doogle]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeLHU1xcdS5wSDciRMZN3oeMPeTmWF8 vgqIHEnCGfvPuIZ-NPD2Q

The Only Night where it's Okay to be Racist.


:joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeLHU1xcdS5wSDciRMZN3oeMPeTmWF8 vgqIHEnCGfvPuIZ-NPD2Q

The Only Night where it's Okay to be Racist.


:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[TomRocksUrSocks]

Vote for your neighbouring countries, why don't you?

[Doogle]

OMFG it's like Deal or No Deal.

OMG IRELAND.

[Niall]

OMG IRELAND.


WHERE ARE OUR TWELVE :suspect:

[MTVN]

Bastards!

[Jordan.]

Are you ****ing kidding?

[Niall]

OMG SLHGKJSDAHGJKLSHGJKSDHG L;KSDG DIFOGHSGKL;HDFKL;HSDGKL;HDFOJDKLJHAGKL;DSG ;LKAS,HGFKL;DG L;KSDG L;KDFGHJKLSDJGHDFJKLGHDSLKGHDFLGHDSFLKGHDKSJL;lhkl jahgkjadfh gjkhrg; efhjgjkde

[Shaun]

Jesus...six?

[Kerry]

6!!!!!!!!!!!! Gits!!!!!!!!!

[Ramsay]

your man from winning streak :joker:
ooohhh 6...sorry guys hahah

[Smithy]

6!?!?! 6!??!?!

YOU BASTARDS! l

[Doogle]

WTF THATS NOT 12. Die Ireland.

[InOne]

6?

[Locke.]

Oh my god Ireland you bad horrible traitors

[Patrick]

LMFAO Owned.

[Harry!]

Ireland gave us 6?

[Niall]

*Disowns Irish heritage*

[Novo]

Knew they wouldn't give us 12

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Zippy]

Boo Ireland

*kicks Patrick*

[Kerry]

Ireland gave us 6?

Yes

[Smithy]

-throws potatoes-

[Patrick]

-Expects angry rant at Ireland from Simon Webb on Twitter tonight-

[Doogle]

I said Italy right as she said it. :joker:

[Niall]

Oh go choke on some tapas. :bored:

[Glenn.]

Wheres the IRA when you need them.

[Shaun]

One from Israel? Well **** you then. *becomes pally with Iran*

[Doogle]

The funny thing is this is so much better than last year

[Ramsay]

6 points just like the countys ye stole off us...ironic :L

[Kerry]

Wheres the IRA when you need them.

Thats an awful thing to say

[Niall]

One from Israel? Well **** you then. *becomes pally with Iran*

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Glenn.]

Thats an awful thing to say

*shrugs shoulders*

[KG.]

Come on Estonia give us 12.

[Niall]

Niceeeee dressssss.

[Doogle]

Jedward would be nothing without the UK. :bored:

[KG.]

Oh **** you Estonia.

[Niall]

I want Italy to win now. -_-

[Jordan.]

Get your words out love

[Doogle]

When I'm in power at least I know who to bomb.

[Shaun]

12 for Romania.

[Doogle]

We moved up 2. :amazed:

[Zippy]

LOL @ Norton pretending its still a race

[Niall]

When I'm in power at least I know who to bomb.

:joker::joker::joker: :worship:

[Glenn.]

She looks like Nadia:joker:

[Niall]

She's very thin. D:

[KG.]

Azerbaijan is so bad, how the **** have they won :bored:

[Doogle]

Even Graham sounds like he's giving up.

[GypsyGoth]

Azerbaijan is so bad, how the **** have they won :bored:

Bribes.

[Niall]

Lmao all the losing countries are just like
http://files.sharenator.com/okay_face_RE_Demotivationals-s251x239-157585-580.jpg

[Shaun]

Aww. 100 points.

[Locke.]

100 points, that will do.

[Glenn.]

We haven't done badly really.

[Ramsay]

woooooooo

[Tom4784]

I want what this bitch is on.

[Jordan.]

There goes Blue back to obscurity.

[Shaun]

Wonder wtf happened to the judges though.

[Kerry]

100 yay :D

[MTVN]

I think Blue will have wanted to have done better, better than we normally do though I suppose

[Smithy]

What was the point difference between first and second place?

[InOne]

There goes Blue back to obscurity.

Not a bad thing...

[Kerry]

Wonder wtf happened to the judges though.

They voted at the dress rehearsal yesterday

[GypsyGoth]

What was the point difference between first and second place?

I think 20 or 30.

[Niall]

Jessie J should perform for us next year! :amazed:

[Glenn.]

I want what this bitch is on.

:joker::joker:

[Doogle]

Blue >>>>>>>> the last 2 we had.

Imma miss Blue again. :(

[Smithy]

OMG wait THEY won

They were terrible D:

[Doogle]

I hate how Germany beat us again.

It's like, more revenge for the war. Like the World Cup last year :(

[Locke.]

UK, Germany, Iceland, Slovenia, Azerbaijan are the best 5. One of them will win.

Correct as usual.

[Niall]

Ew. Azerbaijan go die. :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

I liked the song, but it wasn't one of my faves.

[Doogle]

Jessie J should perform for us next year! :amazed:

Ew if that happens I'm moving to Azarbajan.
I hate her. :bored:

[Kerry]

They can't even afford to bloody host it next year

[MTVN]

Blue >>>>>>>> the last 2 we had.

Imma miss Blue again. :(

Nah Jade was better

[Shaun]

Jedward > Blue.

[Zippy]

well we weren't humiliated

100 points is not bad from these racist crooks

[Smithy]

Well next year is gonna be a pain in the balls when it comes to the time difference

[Niall]

Ew if that happens I'm moving to Azarbajan.
I hate her. :bored:

She's better than Blue! :amazed:

OMG ADELE SHOULD'VE PERFORMED FOR US THIS YEAR. She could've sung Someone Like You. That surely would've won. :bored:

[Kerry]

God, they sound awful

[Doogle]

Nah Jade was better

I didn't think she was very good. :/ But then she joined the Sugababes. She was more suited to be in a group than solo in my opinion.

Next year we should have Rick Astley. Wait is he even British?

[MTVN]

I do like this song actually

[Shaun]

what an anticlimax. It's by all means pretty but not a winner.

[Niall]

Awful awful awful. :bored:

[Zippy]

dont expect this to set our charts on fire

[GypsyGoth]

I really enjoyed this show :love: