I think my parents are hiding food from me

[zotler.]

I'm really hungry, and there is literally no food anywhere. I think my parents are hiding it from me, I don't know what to do because I'm really hungry and I have no money. Do you think I am going to okay?
Serious answers only, please.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Stephanie]

soylent green.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Jessica.]

:o Go forage for nuts and berries in the garden!

[zotler.]

We don't have a garden, remember. We only have a balcony. Stef, NGL, wouldn't pass up Soylent Green ATM. :'(

[Locke.]

Hunt a boar

[Jessica.]

We don't have a garden, remember. We only have a balcony. Stef, NGL, wouldn't pass up Soylent Green ATM. :'(

Erm.. eat some cat food? or your cat?

[Kerry]

Coming out in sympathy. Read this and bit my mouth. Bloody hurt! :bawling:

[zotler.]

I don't even know where they keep the cat food! I think they hate me and they're trying to kill me off or something.

[Jessica.]

I don't even know where they keep the cat food! I think they hate me and they're trying to kill me off or something.

:shocked: That's actually horrid if they really are hiding food, hunger is so vile.

[zotler.]

I noticed it when I was looking for sugar for sugar toast, and then I noticed there wasn't any bread. WTF?!

[Smithy]

Whats sugar toast?

[GypsyGoth]

:eureka:

You could eat paper with dirt sprinkled on it.

[GypsyGoth]

Whats sugar toast?

:laugh3:

[Jessica.]

Whats sugar toast?

:joker::joker:

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

:joker::joker:

:sad: :bawling:

[Jessica.]

:sad: :bawling:

It is sugar on toast, boo. :pat:

[Locke.]

Never heard of sugar toast either

Sounds like something a tramp would eat

[GypsyGoth]

:sad: :bawling:

:laugh: :love:

[Smithy]

Oh, that sounds horrible, no wonder i'd never heard of it :hmph:

[Smithy]

Ty David http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

[Claymores]

Buy/steal from them a cache of crisps and choc bars, hide under the bed for future munchies!!! You need to plan ahead zotler!

[zotler.]

I like your idea, Claymores. I also like Claudia's idea, I have paper, I could eat that, and if it gets bland I could sprinkle some dirt on it. TY everyone, looks like I won't starve. :')

[GypsyGoth]

:hug:

[Claymores]

Go with the parents to the supermarket and put an extra multi-pak of crisps 'accidentally' into the trolley. They'll never notice and costs you 0 - then nick some of them for munchies - see, I'm full of good ideas zotler as old and done that sort of thing when young!!!!!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

... in the 18th century

[Stephanie]

zoe, you've already eaten my arm, how are you still hungry? :(

[zotler.]

I have an insatiable appetite. For food, that is.

[Jessica.]

zoe, you've already eaten my arm, how are you still hungry? :(

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Stephanie]

i'm not willing to give up another, or a leg. jsyk.

[Claymores]

... in the 18th century

did they have supermarkets and shopping trolleys then? I'm guessing your GCSE History was not a big success.

[Jessica.]

did they have supermarkets and shopping trolleys then? I'm guessing your GCSE History was not a big success.

Burn!

[zotler.]

Did they even have crisps then? -Genuine question-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did they have supermarkets and shopping trolleys then? I'm guessing your GCSE History was not a big success.

i dropped history in year 9

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh1wumwmsJ1qdcel5o1_400.gif

[Claymores]

i dropped history in year 9

In preference for? Let me guess - was it Moral Philosophy?

[Shasown]

Forage for insects. Excellent source of protein.

Or you could try insect farming, obtain a favoured food source of one type of insect and grow and harvest your own. (Trust me in a few years time everyone will be doing).

[Claymores]

Forage for insects. Excellent source of protein.

Or you could try insect farming, obtain a favoured food source of one type of insect and grow and harvest your own. (Trust me in a few years time everyone will be doing).

You are sounding scarily like LT oot in da Highlands there Terry!

[Shasown]

You are sounding scarily like LT oot in da Highlands there Terry!

Yeah I know, scare myself sometimes. Maybe I just need a little R&R back in civilisation.

Saying that though maybe we should eat crap ten million flies cant be wrong

[Angus]

I'm really hungry, and there is literally no food anywhere. I think my parents are hiding it from me, I don't know what to do because I'm really hungry and I have no money. Do you think I am going to okay?
Serious answers only, please.

If you were a minor I'd say call social services. Since you're not, just go and get a job then you can buy your own food since your parents are actually no longer responsible for feeding you. (Well you did ask for serious answers only!).

[Stephanie]

If you were a minor I'd say call social services. Since you're not, just go and get a job then you can buy your own food since your parents are actually no longer responsible for feeding you. (Well you did ask for serious answers only!).
she's 14.

[Stacey.]

Probably a good thing.

[Angus]

she's 14.

Not according to her profile - she's 19. If she's only 14 then she should call social services (serious answer as requested!).

[Novo]

Not according to her profile - she's 19. If she's only 14 then she should call social services (serious answer as requested!).

How about she eats that silly looking meercat in your avatar, that sounds like a much better idea.

[Stephanie]

Not according to her profile - she's 19.
profile's wrong.

[Shasown]

I have an insatiable appetite. For food, that is.

Are you a bloater in need of a gastric band (or a bit of self control)?

[Angus]

profile's wrong.


Then social services need to be involved (serious answer as requested).

[Angus]

How about she eats that silly looking meercat in your avatar, that sounds like a much better idea.

Now I know it pisses you off it's definitely staying.:thumbs::joker:

[Stephanie]

Then social services need to be involved (serious answer as requested).
ya you said.

[_Seth]

****ing look for food, maybe?

[Claymores]

Yeah I know, scare myself sometimes.

When you start seeing white military Jumbos diverting towards Iceland, tell yer wife to email Fife Ian using yer account and we'll come and fix you!

[Josy]

WTF @ eating "Sugar Toast" that's just wrong!

[Jords]

Do your neighbours have gardens?

[Claymores]

Are you a bloater in need of a gastric band (or a bit of self control)?

Oh Terry - that is a bit hurtful! "Things you wanna say but not ask"

[Shasown]

Oh Terry - that is a bit hurtful! "Things you wanna say but not ask"

Yeah apparently its called tough love and its supposed to work with some.

Maybe its what Zotlers parents are practising by hiding the food away from her. If they were deliberately starving her as in mistreating her why allow her access to the internet?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I'm really hungry, and there is literally no food anywhere. I think my parents are hiding it from me, I don't know what to do because I'm really hungry and I have no money. Do you think I am going to okay?
Serious answers only, please.

Why would they hide from you? Are you a bit overweight?

My parents, my mum in particular, used to hide food from me and still does:joker: I have an extremely sweet tooth and if you have something sweet at home it cannot last a day and my mum is fully aware of this.:dance:

Start saving pocket money for days like this.

[Harry!]

I noticed it when I was looking for sugar for sugar toast, and then I noticed there wasn't any bread. WTF?!

I rememeber when I tried making some sugar toast because somebody on TiBB suggested it. It was quite nice.