inm sof uckion drnk

[Z]

****

[Josy]

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

ban someone quick

[Stu]

Oh boy. And just when I thought the night was drawing to a close.

Come here, have a sit down.

[Z]

like

i know what im doing

i just can't seem to suppress the uge to THROW UP EVERYWHERE (i havnt though it's fine guys nobody panic) and i'm like lol whats going on why cant i walk anywhere

[Stu]

ban someone quick
A far better idea.

MODERATE, ZEE. MODERATE THINGS. YOU CAN DO IT!

[Z]

ban someone quick

HAPPYLAND IS INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 caps hehe

[Z]

here, guys, do u believe in MAGIC

[GypsyGoth]

:elephant:

[Stacey.]

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-takes advantage-

[Josy]

here, guys, do u believe in MAGIC

DfYJykSizIk

[Smithy]

:evilgrin:

[Shasown]

Unban ThomasC, you know it makes sense!

[Jack_]

:joker:

[Stu]

here, guys, do u believe in MAGIC
Whip out your wand and I'll tell you.

[Z]

guys i have my name written on my forehead in motherflucking permanent marker, and i'm kind of embarrassed because every time i went up to the bar this qt member of the bar staff kept looking at me like :evilgrin: and im like shidddd you know my name now, oops. it's fine my flatmate who doesn't drink walked me home, he reckons someone put something in my drink because im like lol que whats going on chaps and hes like greg why are you calling yoru brother and im like **** knows lets never let people draw on my face in permanent marker again.

soz loooooooooooooool.

[Kerry]

A good 4 hours of the night left yet. Lightweights

[Z]

on thepl us side i havent been raped!!!!!! i know youre all sighing with relief right now

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

guys i have my name written on my forehead in motherflucking permanent marker, and i'm kind of embarrassed because every time i went up to the bar this qt member of the bar staff kept looking at me like :evilgrin: and im like shidddd you know my name now, oops. it's fine my flatmate who doesn't drink walked me home, he reckons someone put something in my drink because im like lol que whats going on chaps and hes like greg why are you calling yoru brother and im like **** knows lets never let people draw on my face in permanent marker again.

soz loooooooooooooool.

:evilgrin:

[Smithy]

on thepl us side i havent been raped!!!!!! i know youre all sighing with relief right now

Well, the night is young and Chuck's on the prowl, there's still time

[Shaun]

on thepl us side i havent been raped!!!!!! i know youre all sighing with relief right now

got that right ch/ee

[Smithy]

guys i have my name written on my forehead in motherflucking permanent marker, this qt member of the bar staff kept looking at me like :evilgrin: and im like shidddd you know my name now, oops. it's fine my flatmate who doesn't drink walked me home, he reckons someone put something in my drink because im like lol que whats going on chaps and hes like greg why are you calling yoru brother and im like **** knows lets never let people draw on my face in permanent marker again.

soz loooooooooooooool.

:evilgrin:

:shocked:

[Z]

scott wat? dont make me come down there! and i am not talking about yur throat lol~

[Jessica.]

:laugh3:

[Stu]

Scott loves when people come down on him. You should know that.

[Shaun]

he always used to be SO sanctimonious about me making drunk posts as well. I am so going to destroy his sober ass tomorrow.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

scott wat? dont make me come down there! and i am not talking about yur throat lol~

well i just came

[Z]

he always used to be SO sanctimonious about me making drunk posts as well. I am so going to destroy his sober ass tomorrow.

tyiou are getting nowhere near my ass you rogue!



lol well maybe just a lil bit hehe. no but i'm quite frigid in all hoensty. hoenst.y ffs honesty. okay got it. yeah just being hoenst. HOENST. HONEST. FFS.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Shaun]

SCOTT. LEARN FROM FOXYLINA'S EXAMPLE. HER FIRST AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION ENFORCED CHASTITY. caps

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/customavatars/avatar58838_83.gif
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/customavatars/avatar58838_83.gif
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/customavatars/avatar58838_83.gif
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/customavatars/avatar58838_83.gif
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/customavatars/avatar58838_83.gif

[Z]

i'm sorry tibb i won't let you down again





lol no i totes will though

[Shaun]

he's writing pure filth to me on FB :bored:

[Z]

he's writing pure filth to me on FB :bored:

grit. grime. mud. sludjge,

[Jessica.]

hahahahahahahahah

[Z]

shaun and i are speaking about a mash up of she wolf and the lord's prayer. what.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

greeeeeeeg packer


i wanna see your pecker

[Z]

many do, none have succeeded

[Tom4784]

Apart from that one girl, I heard she throw herself out the window afterwards.

[Vicky.]

Stickied :p

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/customavatars/avatar58838_83.gif

what foxylina wants

foxylina gets

[Z]

VICKY WHY IS THIS AI STICKY lol i am a poet and i do know it btw WTF

[Tom4784]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/customavatars/avatar58838_83.gif

what foxylina wants

foxylina gets

Oh, I thought it was meant to be Storm from the X-men but with a random bow.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:


Foxylina will be president one day.

[Josy]

:laugh:


Foxylina will be president one day.

:joker:

[Vicky.]

I dread to think how ill greg is now D:

[arista]

like

i know what im doing

i just can't seem to suppress the uge to THROW UP EVERYWHERE (i havnt though it's fine guys nobody panic) and i'm like lol whats going on why cant i walk anywhere



Spiffing

[arista]

I dread to think how ill greg is now D:


He is OK



He is Scottish.



Life In The Fast Lane.

[arista]

ban someone quick


No he wants Hard Thrusting Sex.

[arista]

he always used to be SO sanctimonious about me making drunk posts as well. I am so going to destroy his sober ass tomorrow.


Firm Zee
can handle Shaun.



Feel The Force.

[Boothy]

:joker: Just read this. I would not want to be Zee this morning!

scott wat? dont make me come down there! and i am not talking about yur throat lol~

This was amazing, I laughed so hard when I read it.

[Vicky.]

No he wants Hard Thrusting Sex.

Orly? :evilgrin:

*books first train to scotland*

[Z]

Oh, piss.

[Jack_]

Oh, piss.

:laugh2:

[Z]

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME TO GO TO BED?!


You're all terrible people. pmsl at me!!

[Stephanie]

Oh, piss.
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[arista]

Oh, piss.



Ultra Spiffing.

[Boothy]

Oh, piss.

:joker:

[Ramsay]

Zee you lunatic :laugh:

[Stacey.]

:L

[arista]

No at the Time he was Drunk
Logged in and Ready to take on Scott.

[Ninastar]

I cant believe I missed this :sad:

[Marsh.]

inm sof uckion drnk

Pretty obvious "makes me seem drunk" bad spelling.

[Niall]

The one time my internet ****s up, I miss all the funny stuff. :bawling:

[Z]

inm sof uckion drnk

Pretty obvious "makes me seem drunk" bad spelling.

Yeah I was just pretending to be an embarrassment to society.

[Shaun]

inm sof uckion drnk

Pretty obvious "makes me seem drunk" bad spelling.

Pretty obvious "make me seem like a dick" rhetoric.

[Jessica.]

Pretty obvious "make me seem like a dick" rhetoric.

hahahahahahhah

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i55.tinypic.com/actaq.png

[Jessica.]

http://i55.tinypic.com/actaq.png

He looks 4 in that picture you creep.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

He looks 4 in that picture you creep.

that was the only one i could find :nono:

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1020&bih=546&q=thisisbigbrother+zee&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh i just scrolled down and there are more

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5214/2gv796q.gif

[Jessica.]

that was the only one i could find :nono:

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1020&bih=546&q=thisisbigbrother+zee&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

there is a normal looking one right next to it.

[Jessica.]

:laugh3: There are stacey memes too

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

there is a normal looking one right next to it.

the lighting isnt right on that one :nono:

[Stephanie]

-is on page 6-

[Mr XcX]

I hate DRUNKS.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2nzaa.png

happy now?

kazjessicaanne

:bored:

[Ramsay]

the first picture was funnier :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the first picture was funnier :joker:

ikr :bored:

[Stephanie]

the first picture was funnier :joker:
this.

[Marsh.]

Pretty obvious "make me seem like a dick" rhetoric.

Aren't you clever? :pat:

[ChristmasNeeve]

ahahahahaha,:love:Greg:love:

[Z]

I'm sensing a repeat of this tonight, as it's half 7 and I'm tipsy already lolol

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

Have three or four for me!!

[Vicky.]

Will someone remove scotts second 10k award. I just tried to give him one and gave him two by mistake and now my dongles being a bitch :bored:

[Vicky.]

And I dont know why I posted that in here D:

[Niall]

:laugh3:

[Z]

And I dont know why I posted that in here D:

i think someone's had one too many modka cokes!

[Z]

also, lol, my flatmate just asked me to shave his head, without realising I was drunk until after I'd started :laugh2: I did a good job though.

[Ramsay]

zee you mad!!

[Shaun]

will be there in about an hour greg, caught in traffic!

[arista]

I'm sensing a repeat of this tonight, as it's half 7 and I'm tipsy already lolol


You Dirty Spunkster

[arista]

zee you mad!!



No its gets the Stress of Uni
out of Funky Spunky Zee

[Smithy]

And I dont know why I posted that in here D:

LMAO l

[Marsh.]

I just tried to give him one and gave him two by mistake and now my dongles being a bitch

:joker: Dirty.

[Z]

Despite drinking (probably, I don't really remember) more than the time I posted this thread, I feel fine. Probably because I ate dinner today, hahaha.

[Shaun]

oh. -closes fb chat-

[Ramsay]

booo:bawling::bawling:

[Z]

oh. -closes fb chat-

So that's why you're asking me about songs with 'shake yo ass' in the lyrics...