Peeps Straight + Gay Would You Suck A Horse For £1 million???

[Legend killer]

While in Psychology lesson today , a bunch of girls asked me and my mates whether we would suck a guy's cock for 1 million pounds. I said i would and to my amazement my mates started laughing and said not a chance in hell.

?????

[Omah]

Of course ...... :joker:

[Legend killer]

^ lol that's what i'm saying and untill today i thought yes was the obvious answer but after my mates said no i thought i would see what other straight guys thought

[arista]

While in Psychology lesson today , a bunch of girls asked me and my mates whether we would suck a guy's cock for 1 million pounds. I said i would and to my amazement my mates started laughing and said not a chance in hell.

?????


For that much cash

Yes , of course
easy money.

[Locke.]

So you told a group of girls your willing to suck a dick for money? Don't think they'll be able to resist you any longer..

And no.

[Legend killer]

Locke are you seriously telling my if thier was 1 MILLION pound in front of you and all you had to do was suck some guy off you wouldn't

Your either very rich or you would just do it for free anyways

[Locke.]

I have got money now to pretty much get anything I want, wouldn't mind another million but it isn't worth being disgusted at yourself for the rest of your life..

[Shasown]

While in Psychology lesson today , a bunch of girls asked me and my mates whether we would suck a guy's cock for 1 million pounds. I said i would and to my amazement my mates started laughing and said not a chance in hell.

?????

Would you do it for a fiver?

[Tom4784]

I'd be anyone's for a million.

I reckon most would do it, people who say they wouldn't are just trying to play up to an 'ard man image.

[KG.]

I'd be anyone's for a million.

I reckon most would do it, people who say they wouldn't are just trying to play up to an 'ard man image.

This.

There aren't many things that I wouldn't do for a million pounds, in fact I'd probably do literally anything as long as it didn't put my life, or anybody else's life at risk.

[Vicky.]

I'd be anyone's for a million.

I reckon most would do it, people who say they wouldn't are just trying to play up to an 'ard man image.

:thumbs:

[Locke.]

Obviously not :joker:

If your really straight, unless you're extremely poor, when it came down to it you would back out.

[Tom4784]

Obviously not :joker:

If your really straight, unless you're extremely poor, when it came down to it you would back out.

If you're comfortable enough with your sexuality you wouldn't be bothered by it anyway, it wouldn't be a romantic interaction just a financial one so it would ultimately mean nothing either way. It'd be like straight pornstars doing lesbian or gay scenes, they might not be into it but they'll do it for the money. Sexual acts don't define your sexuality, it's who you're attracted to. If you don't like blokes then you aren't gay, regardless of what you'd do for a million and vice versa.

I reckon you would if someone gave you the choice, 'lady doth protest too much' and all that.

[Locke.]

Yeah, being comfortable with your sexuality means you should go around sucking dick for money :crazy:

[Tom4784]

Yeah, being comfortable with your sexuality means you should go around sucking dick for money :crazy:

You missed my point completely and ended up in a distant field a few miles left of it.

Sexuality is about attraction, If you don't fancy blokes then you aren't gay simple as, regardless of what you may do for money. That's a simple fact. Being comfortable with your sexuality is just that David, it's knowing you could do something like that because you know your own sexuality and what you like.

[Locke.]

If you say so. Being comfortable with your sexuality has nothing to do with doing things with other men. And I guarantee if this question was asked anywhere other than this forum (or a similar one to it) then there would be at least 90% of people actually having sense and knowing that they wouldn't suck a dick for a million pound if they knew they were going to spend their whole lives being disgusted at themselves.

[Tom4784]

If you say so. Being comfortable with your sexuality has nothing to do with doing things with other men. And I guarantee if this question was asked anywhere other than this forum (or a similar one to it) then there would be at least 90% of people actually having sense and knowing that they wouldn't suck a dick for a million pound if they knew they were going to spend their whole lives being disgusted at themselves.

Doth protest too much methinks. People who would be that disgusted with themselves obviously would have some unsolved issues with their own sexuality, I'm a strong believer in that true homophobia (not when it's not passed down or learnt) is all about self loathing and latent homosexuality.

If somebody were truly comfortable with their sexuality they wouldn't be so defensive. Also 90% of people would be lying if they said they wouldn't ,as like you, they're trying to put across a hard image.

[Locke.]

Of course they are, because you know everything. Don't know what doth protest means.

An I wouldn't say am being "so defensive", am having a conversation about it. And homophobia? I'm not homophobic, if I was I wouldn't have any interest in coming on this site seems as about half the members are gay, and I'd have a pretty hard time out in town seems as they always have ******s stood outside clubs for some reason.

[Novo]

No, I'd rather kill myself then do it to be honest..

I don't think you would understand unless you were Straight Dezzy... no one is trying to put on a hard image at all, someone who is truly straight wouldn't go anywhere near another guys Cock for any amount of money.. £1,000,000 is not worth it i'd feel sick for the rest of my life.

[Benjamin]

No, I'd rather kill myself then do it to be honest..

I don't think you would understand unless you were Straight Dezzy... no one is trying to put on a hard image at all, someone who is truly straight wouldn't go anywhere near another guys Cock for any amount of money.. £1,000,000 is not worth it i'd feel sick for the rest of my life.

Well if it the situation was flip reversed I'd sleep and eat out a woman for a million pounds. ;)

[KG.]

I'd stick my whole friggin' head in vag for a million quid.

[Tom4784]

Of course they are, because you know everything. Don't know what doth protest means.

An I wouldn't say am being "so defensive", am having a conversation about it. And homophobia? I'm not homophobic, if I was I wouldn't have any interest in coming on this site seems as about half the members are gay, and I'd have a pretty hard time out in town seems as they always have ******s stood outside clubs for some reason.

I wasn't calling you homophobic but the example you gave of people who 'would be disgusted with themselves for the rest of their lives'. If it would affect them that much then they have SOME unresolved issues.

My point throughout this topic has been that your sexuality isn't defined by your acts but who you are attracted too, if you aren't attracted to blokes to begin with then no matter how many dicks you suck you won't suddenly become gay (unless you're a latent homosexual to begin with). People can engage in sexual acts without being attracted to the person they're doing it with, pornstars do it all the time. It'd be financially motivated rather then for romantic reasons.

Which leads to my second point being that most people would do it because of the money rather then the experience or attraction. People who say otherwise are probably lying, very few people who weren't already rich to begin with would turn down that amount of money for ten minutes of work.

[Josy]

I suppose it depends on how important the money is to the individual, I know I would never do anything that would make me feel guilty or ashamed just for easy money, it's not worth it imo.

[Locke.]

Some people with sense seem to have arrived. Thank god.

[Benjamin]

I suppose it depends on how important the money is to the individual, I know I would never do anything that would make me feel guilty or ashamed just for easy money, it's not worth it imo.

In other words Josy has already slept with a woman! :shocked:

[joeysteele]

Well at Uni I have helped clean up all sorts of really rotten stuff for free just to help my student mates not get into bother.
As Dezzy says, it is something you would treat like an actor doing a scene,for a million pounds I think the vast majority of guys would do it.
A few minutes unpleasant activity for a million pounds,I doubt most would need to even think about it.

[Novo]

Well at Uni I have helped clean up all sorts of really rotten stuff for free just to help my student mates not get into bother.
As Dezzy says, it is something you would treat like an actor doing a scene,for a million pounds I think the vast majority of guys would do it.
A few minutes unpleasant activity for a million pounds,I doubt most would need to even think about it.

an unpleasant activity is cleaning dog **** up.. this is far worse then an unpleasant activity

[joeysteele]

an unpleasant activity is cleaning dog **** up.. this is far worse then an unpleasant activity

I don't mind clearing dog mess up.

[MTVN]

Yes I would, the benefit of suddenly having a million quid to spend far outweighs the cost of having to give someone head, it's not like you're being forced to enjoy it or to be gay because of it

[Mystic Mock]

its tempting but no thanks.

[Ninastar]

I question the sanity of anyone says no.

[Novo]

I question the sanity of anyone says no.

I question the sanity of anyone who says yes.

[Smithy]

I'd stick my whole friggin' head in vag for a million quid.

I don't think she'd appreciate that

[MeMyselfAndI]

No I would be depressed for life after

[Ninastar]

I question the sanity of anyone who says yes.

nice to know

[arista]

I'd stick my whole friggin' head in vag for a million quid.


Spiffing

[Ramsay]

at the end of the day of course you would
a million pounds? youd be finacially sorted for life after a few minutes of giving a guy head ..its no biggie its not like after giving head id suddenly turn gay
so yeah id do it

[Wildcat!]

I would probably consider it, as its a lot of money.
But the problem is, I believe most straight guys, wont be physically able to do it. ANd that's the problem. YOu may consider it, but I think, for me, and most straight men, we wont be capable of doing it. YOu might throw up, just with the thought.

SO for those who are saying there is no way, its not a macho thing, its just impossible for them to take the action.

[ILoveTRW]

Novo and Locke are just scared that once they get cock in them they wouldn't be able to stop

[InOne]

Dunno :/ Couldn't say until I was in that situation. But I'd be worried it would always be on my mind whenever I go with a girl

[Shaun]

no way never ew x

[Tom.]

I'd consider it, but I have terrible gag reflexes (can't even brush my tongue properly :blush2:) and would probably throw up if they came in my mouth

[Stu]

But think of the amount of rent-a-pussy and football boots one million would buy, lads!

Just close your eyes and pretend it's Jack Bauer. Or the bald dude from Lost.

[Z]

I don't think I would, to me it's just prostitution with an over the top payment.

[Boothy]

I would. As Karl said, just because you suck a cock doesn't mean you automatically turn gay. £1m would be too much to turn down I think.

[Rob]

I don't think i'd be able to turn down 1m tbf

[Ramsay]

or i could just bite his cock off and rob the 1m lol

[Marsh.]

I'd consider it, but I have terrible gag reflexes (can't even brush my tongue properly :blush2:) and would probably throw up if they came in my mouth

This.
Don't think I'd be able to cope with someone jizzing in my mouth.
And although I'd strongly consider it, I don't think I could physically make myself suck someone off especially if they were fat and sweaty or really unhygienic.

[Stu]

Even a small fraction of that money would drive me to a guilty orgasm no problemo.

[Jords]

I probably would yeah, its £1m pounds!

[Niall]

If this situation was reversed and I was told I'd be given £1,000,000 for licking a woman out then um yah I definitely would. I wants me a house in Florida hehe. :spin:

[InOne]

Is it wrong of me to think it would be easier for a gay guy to lick a women out? lol I just really don't know how they see it

[Zippy]

anybody who says no is a liar. Or mentally insane. Easy to say no when its hypothetical but if it came to the crunch you'd be sucking on that dick like it were a fruit ice lollie on a hot summers day.

Gay porn and prostitution are full of straight guys sucking dick and taking it up the ass for as little as a few hundred quid. Even much much less in more desperate circumstances. Just to put a million in perspective.

you can always rinse your mouth out after with a nice mint mouthwash. :)

[Novo]

I must be mentally insane.

[Beastie]

What a disgusting thread!

[Beastie]

Oh.. and as long as the bloke eats plenty of Pineapple before hand.. I am sure you boyz will be fine :thumbs: :hugesmile:

[Locke.]

Oh.. and as long as the bloke eats plenty of Pineapple before hand.. I am sure you boyz will be fine :thumbs: :hugesmile:

There are kids on this forum :nono:

[Zippy]

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[AJ.]

Would do far more than that for £1M! Bargain :joker:

[Legend killer]

Would also like to add that the man would not be allowed to Jizz on my face , because that would defo be a dealbreaker

[Legend killer]

Would you do it for a fiver?

:nono: **** that , what the **** am i gonna buy with a fiver

[Beso]

This.

There aren't many things that I wouldn't do for a million pounds, in fact I'd probably do literally anything as long as it didn't put my life, or anybody else's life at risk.

**** that I'd kill someone for half that.

[_Seth]

**** that I'd kill someone for half that.

:shocked: Not good, man.

[Z]

Well personally I wouldn't because I'm not big on the whole sex thing, I mean maybe the reality would be different if I was genuinely in that position but on the basis of what I'm comfortable with and what I'm not, I just wouldn't... don't think it makes a person homophobic or stupid to not go for it.

[Jords]

Is it wrong of me to think it would be easier for a gay guy to lick a women out? lol I just really don't know how they see it

I think this too.

[james130]

I would happilly admit that; although i'm not homophobic and I do have some friends who are gay, I find the idea pretty disgusting.

However, I would find it hard turning anything down that could financially secure my future and my families.

[Shasown]

:nono: **** that , what the **** am i gonna buy with a fiver

A bottle of mouthwash and four other things from poundland.

Okay then would you do it for a whole ten of the queens pounds - £10

[Mystic Mock]

i hate mouthwash.

[Tom.]

Just to review the question, in light of a discussion I had today (more related to blowjobs than this though), would the man in question be wearing a condom?

[Z]

Would the man in question be hygienic, recently washed? How big is it? Do we have to swallow? Do you get a bonus if you deep throat?


This is a deep question.


:evilgrin: deep :evilgrin:

[Marsh.]

Would the man in question be hygienic, recently washed? How big is it? Do we have to swallow? Do you get a bonus if you deep throat?


This is a deep question.


:evilgrin: deep :evilgrin:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vZhR4a7LLS8/TTEOfFgPL2I/AAAAAAAAVxg/JG5LUz1ESLM/s1600/Fat+Man2.JPG

[Beso]

:shocked: Not good, man.

:joker:, SHUT UP.

[Legend killer]

A bottle of mouthwash and four other things from poundland.

Okay then would you do it for a whole ten of the queens pounds - £10

Shasown with a sense of humour , i can see you are learning well from my education:elephant:

And NO i would not do it for £10 , in all honesty i would have to be getting say at least £250.000 to do it and he would not be allowed to Jizz in my face or see who i am

[Shasown]

And NO i would not do it for £10 , in all honesty i would have to be getting say at least £250.000 to do it and he would not be allowed to Jizz in my face or see who i am

Cool beans.

Yes you can swallow the protein supplement if you want to. £25?

[Legend killer]

Cool beans.

Yes you can swallow the protein supplement if you want to. £25?

Are u mad???? But i have a sneaky feeling that you would :joker:

[Niamh.]

Is it wrong of me to think it would be easier for a gay guy to lick a women out? lol I just really don't know how they see it

Yes. Not that I'm a gay guy lol but as a straight girl, the thought of licking another girl out is fairly gross, I still would for a million though!

[Shasown]

Are u mad???? But i have a sneaky feeling that you would :joker:

Nope the thought of having another man blow his load in my mouth or over my face makes me dry bowk.

No I am not mad, we have already ascertained that you would suck a man off for money.

I am just wondering what's the cheapest price at which you will ***** yourself to take a beef bayonet in the mouth and a load of baby gravy.

[cub]

Why is the OP so obsessed with homosexuality?

[Legend killer]

Nope the thought of having another man blow his load in my mouth or over my face makes me dry bowk.

No I am not mad, we have already ascertained that you would suck a man off for money.

I am just wondering what's the cheapest price at which you will ***** yourself to take a beef bayonet in the mouth and a load of baby gravy.

:joker: your a TWAT but your a funny TWAT i'll give you that

In all honesty the min price i would suck a guy off for would have to be around the £250,000 mark

[Legend killer]

Why is the OP so obsessed with homosexuality?

What the **** are you on about???

[InOne]

Yes. Not that I'm a gay guy lol but as a straight girl, the thought of licking another girl out is fairly gross, I still would for a million though!

You'd love it :joker:

[Marsh.]

Yes. Not that I'm a gay guy lol but as a straight girl, the thought of licking another girl out is fairly gross, I still would for a million though!


Mmmmmm... http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/tongue/tongue_5.gif

[Shasown]

Yes. Not that I'm a gay guy lol but as a straight girl, the thought of licking another girl out is fairly gross, I still would for a million though!

Make that one million and five, provided the other party wasnt fugly, i would pay to watch.

[Shasown]

:joker: your a TWAT but your a funny TWAT i'll give you that



You've only just realised, most people suss that out within a couple of days. :wink:

[Niamh.]

Mmmmmm... http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/tongue/tongue_5.gif

Make that one million and five, provided the other party wasnt fugly, i would pay to watch.

:laugh:

[Legend killer]

You've only just realised, most people suss that out within a couple of days. :wink:

Alright don't come in your fuken pants i still have very little respect for you but you have shown me that you can be a decent member so if you keep up your improvement and not go back into your old attention seeking ways you may claw some of that respect from the Legend Kill back

[Shasown]

Alright don't come in your fuken pants i still have very little respect for you but you have shown me that you can be a decent member so if you keep up your improvement and not go back into your old attention seeking ways you may claw some of that respect from the Legend Kill back

Ah my little troll, how sweet, you have some respect for me. Thats a lot more than I have for you.

As for clawing back.... like I give a monkeys.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Sure i'd suck a dick for a million. :D

No 100% straight guy I know would, the only straight ones that would would be ones that have so homosexual tendencies/curiosities..if that makes sense

[MTVN]

Sure i'd suck a dick for a million. :D

No 100% straight guy I know would, the only straight ones that would would be ones that have so homosexual tendencies/curiosities..if that makes sense

Or the ones who wouldnt mind suddenly having an extra million quid in the bank..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Or the ones who wouldnt mind suddenly having an extra million quid in the bank..
I really don't be believe a full on straight guy could do it. Maybe consider it if he's really in trouble but when it came down to it I don't think he would. He wouldn't be able to live with himself after that or look at himself in the mirror. Some generally view getting on your knees for fellatio as demeaning, stripping you of your manhood.
The better question is who would give give 1 million away just for a quick suck? Donald trump? :shocked: why not throw in 2 mil for licking balls too. :shocked:
For a fiver or less or nothing at all they could get it. :shocked:

[Niamh.]

Sure i'd suck a dick for a million. :D

No 100% straight guy I know would, the only straight ones that would would be ones that have so homosexual tendencies/curiosities..if that makes sense

I don't believe that at all.

Or the ones who wouldnt mind suddenly having an extra million quid in the bank..

exactly.

[Novo]

I really don't be believe a full on straight guy could do it. Maybe consider it if he's really in trouble but when it came down to it I don't think he would. He wouldn't be able to live with himself after that or look at himself in the mirror. Some generally view getting on your knees for fellatio as demeaning, stripping you of your manhood.
The better question is who would give give 1 million away just for a quick suck? Donald trump? :shocked: why not throw in 2 mil for licking balls too. :shocked:
For a fiver or less or nothing at all they could get it. :shocked:

Correct.

[Shaun]

Some generally view getting on your knees for fellatio as demeaning, stripping you of your manhood.

wow, that's not at all insulting.

[Niamh.]

you don't have to be attracted to someone to do that though, how do you think prostitutes do it when they get a big, smelly, hairy, greasy guy in that they have to sleep with, they probably just close their eyes and think about the cash!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

wow, that's not at all insulting.
Not me!! I'm just saying that's how some full on hetero men and some women view it. :(

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

you don't have to be attracted to someone to do that though, how do you think prostitutes do it when they get a big, smelly, hairy, greasy guy in that they have to sleep with, they probably just close their eyes and think about the cash!

Yeah but that's a bit different don't you think?

[Niamh.]

Yeah but that's a bit different don't you think?

No, not at all. I'm straight and to be quite honest I'd rather sleep with a hygienic girl then a disgusting, smelly sweaty man

[MTVN]

I really don't be believe a full on straight guy could do it. Maybe consider it if he's really in trouble but when it came down to it I don't think he would. He wouldn't be able to live with himself after that or look at himself in the mirror. Some generally view getting on your knees for fellatio as demeaning, stripping you of your manhood.
The better question is who would give give 1 million away just for a quick suck? Donald trump? :shocked: why not throw in 2 mil for licking balls too. :shocked:
For a fiver or less or nothing at all they could get it. :shocked:

Nah I disagree, I think most people would recognise that financial security for the next few decades, or just a few years of incredibly luxurious living, outweighs having to spend a few minutes doing something that repulses them.

I think I'd be pretty embarassed if I did it, maybe even a bit ashamed, but I'm sure £1,000,000 would pretty quickly rid me of that :spin:

[Shaun]

I just think the people who wouldn't are protesting too much. They're either a bit too concerned about their reputation or how others view their sexuality, or naive to think it's not really worth financial security for a very long time (if not life).

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Nah I disagree, I think most people would recognise that financial security for the next few decades, or just a few years of incredibly luxurious living, outweighs having to spend a few minutes doing something that repulses them.

I think I'd be pretty embarassed if I did it, maybe even a bit ashamed, but I'm sure £1,000,000 would pretty quickly rid me of that :spin:

Well it's been said more and more men are being exposed to estrogen in foods. So maybe that's why, for some heteros, the idea of sexually acting with another guy isn't as refuted as it used to be. Y'all turning into women....:devil:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I just think the people who wouldn't are protesting too much. They're either a bit too concerned about their reputation or how others view their sexuality, or naive to think it's not really worth financial security for a very long time (if not life).

Would a full on gay lick a vagina?

[Niamh.]

Well it's been said more and more men are being exposed to estrogen in foods. So maybe that's why, for some heteros, the idea of sexually acting with another guy isn't as refuted as it used to be. Y'all turning into women....:devil:

.................or maybe they're intelligent enough to realise that a few minutes of doing something unpleasant is worth a lifetime of financial security?

[MTVN]

Well it's been said more and more men are being exposed to estrogen in foods. So maybe that's why, for some heteros, the idea of sexually acting with another guy isn't as refuted as it used to be. Y'all turning into women....:devil:

.................or maybe they're intelligent enough to realise that a few minutes of doing something unpleasant is worth a lifetime of financial security?

^ Yep

Would a full on gay lick a vagina?

Two of them in this thread have said they would

[Niall]

Is it wrong of me to think it would be easier for a gay guy to lick a women out? lol I just really don't know how they see it

Licking a woman out for me is as repulsive as the ides of sucking a cock must be for you. Thats how I am. I would do it for a £1,000,000 though.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

So all the hetero men that would, when you say that you would do this, do you have a type of man in mind that you would agree to? Or perhaps a type of guy that you would absolutely not suck?
Do you care about length? Lube? Cause you know some men have 2 inch cocks hard.:shocked:

[Novo]

I'd actually rather inflict pain on myself to be honest.. Chop a few fingers and toes off and then were taking.

[Niamh.]

So all the hetero men that would, when you say that you would do this, do you have a type of man in mind that you would agree to? Or perhaps a type of guy that you would absolutely not suck?
Do you care about length? Lube? Cause you know some men have 2 inch cocks hard.:shocked:

oh fgs

[Niall]

So all the hetero men that would, when you say that you would do this, do you have a type of man in mind that you would agree to? Or perhaps a type of guy that you would absolutely not suck?
Do you care about length? Lube? Cause you know some men have 2 inch cocks hard.:shocked:

O_o

[Legend killer]

Ah my little troll, how sweet, you have some respect for me. Thats a lot more than I have for you.

As for clawing back.... like I give a monkeys.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz back to your old attention seeking ways , why am i not surprised

So all the hetero men that would, when you say that you would do this, do you have a type of man in mind that you would agree to? Or perhaps a type of guy that you would absolutely not suck?
Do you care about length? Lube? Cause you know some men have 2 inch cocks hard.:shocked:

Who the **** has a 2 inch cock hard , i would say that is impossible to have.:conf:

Mine is like double that when soft ffs

[Vicky.]

Is it wrong of me to think it would be easier for a gay guy to lick a women out? lol I just really don't know how they see it

Nah, I think both sides would see doing the opposite of their 'normal' as pretty vile.

I dont think either would bother me too much though.

Some generally view getting on your knees for fellatio as demeaning, stripping you of your manhood.


WTF :S

Ok then...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

WTF :S

Ok then...
Ok comeon isn't it common knowledge that some people view a man involved with another a man as less of a man? I didn't invent the S word or F word.

[_Seth]

Ok comeon isn't it common knowledge that some people view a man involved with another a man as less of a man? I didn't invent the S word or F word.

No it certainly isn't common knowledge...

[Vicky.]

Ok comeon isn't it common knowledge that some people view a man involved with another a man as less of a man? I didn't invent the S word or F word.

Ya. The word for those people is homophobes.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

No it certainly isn't common knowledge...
:shocked:

Ok, everybody loves gay people then.:conf:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Side note-I really hope I didn't offend anyone here, if I did I am sorry. :(

I know we have some gay members here on this board, and I have 1 or 2 gay friends in real life. Love hanging out with them, so I hope my posts were misconstrued as me being someone that views a gay person as someone less than.

Heck I have kissed a woman once and I find myself attracted to women sometimes and wonder if I am on the footsteps of lesbionism, so no I have nothing against homosexuality. :(

[KG.]

Would a full on gay lick a vagina?

I'd lick a vagina that looked like a cross between Susan Boyle's face and Chewbacca for a million.

[Niamh.]

I'd lick a vagina that looked like a cross between Susan Boyle's face and Chewbacca for a million.

:laugh: but also :yuk:

[Mystic Mock]

I'd lick a vagina that looked like a cross between Susan Boyle's face and Chewbacca for a million.

i wouldnt even be tempted by that one.:joker:

[Beso]

I hope I win euromillions tonight.

[Zippy]

For a million quid there's absolutely nothing I wouldn't lick or suck.

A few people fronting on this thread. Easy to do when its not real and just forum chatter but if the cash was really there I have no doubt whatsoever you'd all chow down.

[Claymores]

I said in the Nighthood I'd take one for team Ian for £1,000,000.

Have you ever had to work for an a'hole of a boss in a proper job and get virtual shat upon every working day for how long to earn a mill?

5 minutes gone I could put that out of my head for £1,000,000 rather than having to get crapola 9-5 week after week after week

Just my view, so I guess I'm a *****!!!!!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

^^yes you izz a *****!:devil:

For a million quid there's absolutely nothing I wouldn't lick or suck.

A few people fronting on this thread. Easy to do when its not real and just forum chatter but if the cash was really there I have no doubt whatsoever you'd all chow down.

So is this one :joker:

[Claymores]

^^yes you izz a *****!:devil:

So you prefer being miserable for week after week after week virtual licking an idiot bosses ass???? :hugesmile:

If I could make my life comfortable for 5 minutes of yuck, who cares - I can easily wipe that from my head on a drugs/booze spree and not remember it even happened except my bank account would be higher than usual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Niamh.]

So you prefer being miserable for week after week after week virtual licking an idiot bosses ass???? :hugesmile:

If I could make my life comfortable for 5 minutes of yuck, who cares - I can easily wipe that from my head on a drugs/booze spree and not remember it even happened except my bank account!

:laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

So you prefer being miserable for week after week after week virtual licking an idiot bosses ass???? :hugesmile:

If I could make my life comfortable for 5 minutes of yuck, who cares - I can easily wipe that from my head on a drugs/booze spree and not remember it even happened except my bank account would be higher than usual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if the man in question insists that you be totally sober during the act? That you look into his eyes, make mm noises, generally look like you're enjoying it? For 1 millions dollars he's bound to have some demands.

[Locke.]

Much easier solution: Kill them and take the money.

[_Seth]

:shocked:

Ok, everybody loves gay people then.:conf:

So it's either you think a man being involved with another man makes him less of a man, or you love gay people?

[Claymores]

Bring yer mill lads - Ian is a ***** :joker:

[Claymores]

So it's either you think a man being involved with another man makes him less of a man, or you love gay people?

I think she is a straight woman who is having difficulties expressing herself correctly and annoying others on here

[Claymores]

Much easier solution: Kill them and take the money.

I think the title of the thread is wrong - it should be "Would you straight guys take one up the butt for a Million"

I would have to rethink my answers above.

[Claymores]

What if the man in question insists that you be totally sober during the act? That you look into his eyes, make mm noises, generally look like you're enjoying it? For 1 millions dollars he's bound to have some demands.

We live in pounds or euros - dollars are monopoly money. Not a problem - as I said above - 5 minutes then coke/speed/whisky yourself and you'd have problems remembering it ever happened until you go online and find your bank accout is £1,000,026 for some reason.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I think she is a straight woman who is having difficulties expressing herself correctly and annoying others on here

I am? Why for posting the general views of some people out there? :conf:

As Zippy said it is easy to sit behind a computer and say you wouldn't do something but it is just as easy to sit behind the computer and claim you would do something until you're really faced with it. The thought of getting all that money for just 5 mins if that is appealing of course but when the moment comes it might not come down to just doing it.

I repeat what I said earlier, unless you generally have homosexual tendencies or curiosities, a full on straight men would not do it. It is one reason I asked if the guys that would do it had a particular type of man in mind that they would do it to and one that they most definitely wouldn't. If you have an answer for both you have some homosexual tendencies or curiosities otherwise it wouldn't matter because a man would be a man regardless, you would still be sucking a penis.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

We live in pounds or euros - dollars are monopoly money. Not a problem - as I said above - 5 minutes then coke/speed/whisky yourself and you'd have problems remembering it ever happened until you go online and find your bank accout is £1,000,026 for some reason.

..or for the rest of your life! Or when your macho friends talk about sex with women they generally find hot, you'll talk along but feel like you're hiding a deep dark secret.

[Zippy]

Much easier solution: Kill them and take the money.

then you'll be sucking dick in prison.....for FREE!

[Locke.]

then you'll be sucking dick in prison.....for FREE!

I have a million pound, it wouldn't be too hard covering it up/paying people off

[Claymores]

I am? Why for posting the general views of some people out there? :conf:

As Zippy said it is easy to sit behind a computer and say you wouldn't do something but it is just as easy to sit behind the computer and claim you would do something until you're really faced with it. The thought of getting all that money for just 5 mins if that is appealing of course but when the moment comes it might not come down to just doing it.

I repeat what I said earlier, unless you generally have homosexual tendencies or curiosities, a full on straight men would not do it. It is one reason I asked if the guys that would do it had a particular type of man in mind that they would do it to and one that they most definitely wouldn't. If you have an answer for both you have some homosexual tendencies or curiosities otherwise it wouldn't matter because a man would be a man regardless, you would still be sucking a penis.

Face it - the straight guys on here are a smallish minority of the total number of males. Of this minority, most (I guess 90%) are under 21. Look at the active users........550? of which 400 are bots, let's say of the remainder 59% are real females - you do the maths.

Shasown (my pal) has said for no price - that is because he is happy and settled and comfortable with his situation and family.

Counting him out - how many of the straight males have had to work and toil for years. So I can give the correct answer - I would for a million, the other young lads are guessing or holding their macho image.

[Mystic Mock]

Much easier solution: Kill them and take the money.

i like your thinking.:joker:

[Claymores]

..or for the rest of your life! Or when your macho friends talk about sex with women they generally find hot, you'll talk along but feel like you're hiding a deep dark secret.

I have hundreds of many dark secrets already involving fugly burds after too many sherberts and worse - 1 more would not enter my mind if I'd blown it away, then snorted away and drunk it away to forget. And I have 0 macho friends - we are all nice people who do lads talk.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

If my man come home and told me he sucked dick to pay our bills I would have my suspicions about whether he was bi curious, just saying.

[Shasown]

Face it - most of the straight guys on here are a smallish minority of the total number of males. Of this minority, most (I guess 90%) are under 21. Look at the active users........550? of which 400 are bots, let's say of the remainder 59% are real females - you do the maths.

Shasown (my pal) has said for no price - that is because he is happy and settled and comfortable with his situation and family.

Counting him out - how many of the straight males have had to work and toil for years. So I can give the correct answer - I would for a million, the other young lads are guessing or holding their macho image.

Nah its because I dont think I could do it. Its a hypothetical situation. If push comes to shove who knows, I might take one for the bank balance.

While I do admire people who are open minded enough to say they would have no hesitation, I think there may be a bit of posturing there too.

I wonder how many would be able to carry it off when they get down on their knees and some fat sweaty tramp pulls from his trousers something that resembles in both shape and size, an infants arm holding a tomato topped with a healthy coating of cheese.

[Zippy]

If my man come home and told me he sucked dick to pay our bills I would have my suspicions about whether he was bi curious, just saying.

sucking dick does not define your sexuality. Many women hate sucking dick and even some gay men hate sucking dick Im sure. It's just a physical act. Sexuality is in the mind essentially.

anyways, we're not talking about just paying the bills. Its for ONE MILLION POUNDS. :amazed::amazed::amazed:

[Claymores]

If my man come home and told me he sucked dick to pay our bills I would have my suspicions about whether he was bi curious, just saying.

I would agree with you on that one - if yer man came home snorting coke with a bottle of whisky and needing a cuddle to say he'd just brought £1,000,000 home for a 5 minute job then all would be good.

[Rob]

lol @ this thread, always destined to host an arguement!

[Claymores]

Nah its because I dont think I could do it. Its a hypothetical situation. If push comes to shove who knows, I might take one for the bank balance.

While I do admire people who are open minded enough to say they would have no hesitation, I think there may be a bit of posturing there too.

I wonder how many would be able to carry it off when they get down on their knees and some fat sweaty tramp pulls from his trousers something that resembles in both shape and size, an infants arm holding a tomato topped with a healthy coating of cheese.

Close your eyes Tel and think of not having to work for the yankee dollar on Monday :joker:

[Claymores]

lol @ this thread, always destined to host an arguement!

LOL Rob - I think ITILYT has not thought the proposition through

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Those that would suck dick, doth protest too much :joker:

Craving some dick boys? Who's your ideal man? Comeon come out with it. Name your top 5 :amazed:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I would agree with you on that one - if yer man came home snorting coke with a bottle of whisky and needing a cuddle to say he'd just brought £1,000,000 home for a 5 minute job then all would be good.

Then you don't know me. Things in life are more important to me than money :)

[Claymores]

Those that would suck dick, doth protest too much :joker:

Craving some dick boys? Who's your ideal man? Comeon come out with it. Name your top 5 :amazed:

Give it a rest girl - none of the straight males or others think you have a scooby doo about life - can I hazard a guess that you have no-one? single and alone?

[Novo]

She has talked more sense then the rest of you in this thread.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

She has talked more sense then the rest of you in this thread.
Aw thank you. :(

[Claymores]

She has talked more sense then the rest of you in this thread.

At the risk of repeating -can I hazard a guess that you have no-one? single and alone? ................want to meet you lovematch here? She's a lovely gal called ITILYT..............Cilla is exstatic

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

At the risk of repeating -can I hazard a guess that you have no-one? single and alone? ................want to meet you lovematch here? She's a lovely gal called ITILYT..............Cilla is exstatic

Yo what's your prob no need to head towards personal attacks.

Ok 2-5 of you in this thread would suck dick. Bravo for you. I've already made my points before and I still stand by them.

[Claymores]

Yo what's your prob no need to head towards personal attacks.

Ok 2-5 of you in this thread would suck dick. Bravo for you. I've already made my points before and I still stand by them.

I'm not resorting kiddo - do the maths again - imagine how many straight guys are even out of school/college/Uni on here. I can think of 6 blokes.

What would I do to avoid on Monday AGAIN another week of work. Much for a million. My thinking is on the premise that the 6 know working and paying for a home and holding things together is sh1t, the lads are just studying.

Will you come back next week and tell us how the date went? BLIND DATE music echoes out

[JobsForTheBoys]

I'd do it for £50,000:blush:

[Grimnir]

I would not even hesitate

Then I would say give me another few million and you can stick it up my arse too

[lostalex]

Str8 men do it for A LOT less than 1 million. There are quite a a lot of str8 men in gay porn. A lot of str8 women perform lesbian sex in porn as well.

[Shasown]

Str8 men do it for A LOT less than 1 million. There are quite a a lot of str8 men in gay porn. A lot of str8 women perform lesbian sex in porn as well.

Indeed there are.

However there are a lot more very poor straight men and women who wont do either gay or straight porn to pay the bills.

There are some people who wont do certain things for any amount of money.

[lostalex]

Indeed there are.

However there are a lot more very poor straight men and women who wont do either gay or straight porn to pay the bills.

There are some people who wont do certain things for any amount of money.

that's true. however most poor will do almost anything, like deal drugs, or steal, or falsely claim disability benefits, or indeed do gay porn.
Is a str8 man doing gay porn for money worse than drug dealing or stealing? i don't think so.

It's a lot harder to have such a high moral standard when you're desperate i think.

[Shasown]

that's true. however most poor will do almost anything, like deal drugs, or steal, or falsely claim disability benefits, or indeed do gay porn.
Is a str8 man doing gay porn for money worse than drug dealing or stealing? i don't think so.

It's a lot harder to have such a high moral standard when you're desperate i think.

Thats a bit harsh.

It may be true over in the States that most of the poor are drug dealers thieves, fraudsters or gay porn stars. But in my experience its far from true in the UK. It is generally acknowledged that the poorer classes are on the whole more honest.

No if any person wants to do porn to raise their standard of living, I would applaud them for at least working to try and alleviate the poverty in their lives.

[JobsForTheBoys]

Some of the people on here really make me laugh.

They wouldnt suck a dick for £1,000,000 but the same people would probably jump at the chance of a job shovelling sh1t, sanitary towls and used durexes down a dirty stinking sewer for £10 per hour for the rest of their lives.

And most of the people who say they wouldnt do it probably have no idea of just how much £1,000,000 is or what it could do for them. They have probably never had more than a couple of thousand pounds of their own in their lives and that will have been a bankloan.:joker:

I know which I'd choose.

I'd suck one dick per year if they wanted me to for £1,000,000 a time.:hugesmile:

[Legend killer]

Right new question

Would you take a cock in the ass for 1million pound

**** that no way would i do that , tbh i don't think i would do that for any amount of money. That **** would hurt

[Claymores]

Some of the people on here really make me laugh.

They wouldnt suck a dick for £1,000,000 but the same people would probably jump at the chance of a job shovelling sh1t, sanitary towls and used durexes down a dirty stinking sewer for £10 per hour for the rest of their lives.

I'd suck one dick per year if they wanted me to for £1,000,000 a time.:hugesmile:

Good call JFTB - 'take one for the team' is the way to put it for a Mill. I believe most male respondents on this thread are people under 21 who ain't a clue about the pressures of doing things like keeping a house and family going. They are busy being teenagers who think money comes out of thin air

Me and you are looking at things a different way.

[Claymores]

Right new question

Would you take a cock in the ass for 1million pound

**** that no way would i do that , tbh i don't think i would do that for any amount of money. That **** would hurt

I suggested that should be the question pages above - invasive - and I don't know the answer.

[Z]

Or, you know, some people just wouldn't become prostitutes, regardless of the price.

[Vicky.]

**** that no way would i do that , tbh i don't think i would do that for any amount of money. That **** would hurt

Again though, wouldnt last long and you would be secure for life ;)

The sting would go away in probably a week at most :laugh2:

[MTVN]

Or, you know, some people just wouldn't become prostitutes, regardless of the price.

You're a lot more principled than me then :laugh:

[Tom4784]

Again, for a million I'd be anyone's.

[joeysteele]

Doubt it,but,I personally would likely need to very drunk if I did. I don't think some have grasped what exactly a Million pound is and what it will still do for their whole lives and futures though.

I also think as Vicky said, its still a million pounds for a very short (maybe grossly) unpleasant activity but as a one off for total security financially in someones life.

Unless it was doing something illegal then I really doubt that more than a tiny few could resist the chance to acquire such wealth for a very short act indeed and most certainly I would think few could not be tempted and consider it for a Million pounds.

One crazy thread you created here Legend Killer.

[Z]

I don't think people are taking into consideration the type of person who, in this hypothetical example, is willing to pay £1 million for your services. In my mind it's somebody who could not otherwise get laid and probably has some extra demands - after all, you're getting £1 million out of it, they need to get their money's worth...

[MTVN]

Again, for a million I'd be anyone's.

This.

[Ninastar]

Again, for a million I'd be anyone's.

this

[Novo]

Again, for a million I'd be anyone's.

http://www.artmajeur.com/0/images/images/cheryltownsend_526881_UglyMan-sm.jpg

[Smithy]

I don't think people are taking into consideration the type of person who, in this hypothetical example, is willing to pay £1 million for your services. In my mind it's somebody who could not otherwise get laid and probably has some extra demands - after all, you're getting £1 million out of it, they need to get their money's worth...

You're making this far more complicated than it actually is :joker:

[Shasown]

Yep no problem with this one. Just so long as he gives me a bit of finger first and lubes up well. I hate it when they forget the foreplay and go in dry.

Oh and if its a sweaty fugly blindfold me before he enters the room.

[Zippy]

Right new question

Would you take a cock in the ass for 1million pound

**** that no way would i do that , tbh i don't think i would do that for any amount of money. That **** would hurt

wow you're really running with this whole gay4pay thing aren't you?

been watching a lot of gay porn recently or what?

[Shaun]

I do wonder if we'll be treated to a "would you rim a man?" question soon.

[Z]

You're making this far more complicated than it actually is :joker:

:nono: Well I hope you all enjoy the whopping dose of HIV you contract from this man, because you all jumped at the chance for the £1 million you didn't think to ask if he was clean.


-remains penniless; but alive-

[Ramsay]

edit : never mind :laugh:

[Beso]

:nono: Well I hope you all enjoy the whopping dose of HIV you contract from this man, because you all jumped at the chance for the £1 million you didn't think to ask if he was clean.


-remains penniless; but alive-

If I had a million I'd be dead within 2 years from coke and prostitute overindulgence so the aids don't bother me..nor does the fact that the prossies might catch it from me.

[Legend killer]

Right peeps the final part of the would you for a 1 million pound series , for those off you who said they would do anything for it

Would You Suck A Horse Off For 1 Million Pounds :joker:

My answer is NO fuken way

Discuss

[Niamh.]

Closed - I think it's gone far enough now.