john lewis replied to me and said

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

thank you joe for my last poem on them, so i sent them this one back lol





praise from the JL

to this group, the Joe is now a follower,
because a message from the best, makes me a swallower.
i done nothing special, just the news i altered,
and praise from JL, can never be down watered.
truly grateful for your quick reply,
and with your lovely words,i might attempt to fly.
a fan, a shopper, i wont ever convert,
because as long as i am here, i am a walking John lewis advert.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[sooty]

Well done, Joe.:blush: :hugesmile:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

hello sooster baby < how are you ? long time no chat ? hope all is going well in life mate

[Claymores]

You are making a habit of poeming to companies/organisations theJoe :joker:

Who is next on your hit-list?!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

the joe is going to hit the claymore,
and a date i want to score.
all around this message board we will roll,
because i am skint and on the doll.
and after a good night we will hit the sack,
clay, get that thing out of my crack.


lol @ the joe < sorry a bit drunk tonight lol no offence meant its a joke.

[Claymores]

U know I'm never hassled or annoyed wit U daJoe.........but dream on about the amorous advances wee pal! :hugesmile:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

CLAY < the joe has just woke up and seen what i have written 2pm time < i am disgraced < hope this says i am sorry <

on thisisbigbrother dot com there is the clay,
and the joe has something very important to say.
one night when i was drunk,
i tryed to advance and say we done the funk.
it was ill judged as the clay disaproved,
and i for one want my last poem removed.
but everyone has seen what i am about and i am not pretty,
but please accecpt my apoligy as i have pitty.
no more fun and games is just pure political viewing,
the joe will no longer leave anyone stewing.
claymores is to tibb messageboard like dot is to albert square,
and thats why i am sorry and with the whole world i share.



clay < the joe is so sorry for that ill bad joke - do you accecpt my apoligy ? please ?

[sooty]

Hello Joe :xyxwave:

(Joe, you do not need to say sorry to Clay.:D)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

hello sooster baby < hows you ?

i am not doing to well as i have put my foot in it with theclay lol

i am disgraced - just hope clay forgives me at some time ?

[Claymores]

No apology needed dajoe - I'm never upset by anything from a nice person as you!

[Claymores]

You entertained me no-end during BB11 - each day you would change your mind about who was good or bad - it was almost more fun to log-in to TIBB to see who joe was not happy with every morning :hugesmile:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

You entertained me no-end during BB11 - each day you would change your mind about who was good or bad - it was almost more fun to log-in to TIBB to see who joe was not happy with every morning :hugesmile:


today the joe is not happy with the clay lol only jokeing - thanks for that mate.

you do no big brother 12 is starting soon on ch5 dont you < i am sure i am going to have my normal strange views on the people in this house lol can not wait for it to begin - am i sad or what lol

you have a nice day clay and thanks for that mate.

[Claymores]

Ian rather than clay will do joe! Most folks I like on here know that's my real name and I don't try to hide it!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

there was this bloke called the clay,
untill ian popped up one fine day.
thejoe found it hard to adapt and change,
as theclay is in my head that is strange.
i will try was the promise from the Joe,
good night baby clay opps thats ian if noone dose no.


lol have you been drinking again Joe lol yessssssssss night night all.