TiBB Globalvision (finished)

[Shaun]

those judging have to put themselves last :p

[Stu]

I'm going out tonight, apparently.

I shall be praying for globalvision glory in a pool of vomit.

[Iceman]

those judging have to put themselves last :p

:( that 12 was my only guarantee:bawling:

[Shaun]

I'm not above taking bribes Eoin :evilgrin:

[Stu]

*puts on best Ziggy Stardust wig and bends down*

[Vicky.]

So is Eoin and Shaunhttp://www.emoticonzone.com/msn-emotions/angry/hmph.gif (http://www.emoticonzone.com)

But I was a judge before I decided to enter:bawling:

Yeah, but you are the most biast out of them allhttp://www.emoticonzone.com/msn-emotions/angry/hmph.gif
I actually only realised you were doubling...
those judging have to put themselves last :p
Ah right :)

[Niamh.]

I don't mind stepping down as a judge if a non contestant wants to do it btw?

[Iceman]

Im gonna come last anyway!

[Shaun]

News just in: every entry apart from the Canadians perish in a flood

[Niamh.]

Yeah, but you are the most biast out of them allhttp://www.emoticonzone.com/msn-emotions/angry/hmph.gif
I actually only realised you were doubling...

Ah right :)

:bawling: true, I am pretty biast

[Iceman]

I'm not above taking bribes Eoin :evilgrin:

haha Ill just play it fair and come last, I hope you all get a laugh out of it.

[Shaun]

yeah I don't mind Niamh - I just need an odd number of judges really. -looks at Eoin and suggests he ****s off-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yeah I don't mind Niamh - I just need an odd number of judges really. -looks at Eoin and suggests he ****s off-

:joker:

[Vicky.]

yeah I don't mind Niamh - I just need an odd number of judges really. -looks at Eoin and suggests he ****s off-

:laugh2:

[Stu]

News just in: every entry apart from the Canadians perish in a flood
See, it pays to be on top!

[Note to the unwise : This is somewhat of a recurring theme in my 'song'].

[Iceman]

Oh fine then, I resign.

SLAG

[Niamh.]

Do you want to be a judge instead of me Vicky?

[Vicky.]

Do you want to be a judge instead of me Vicky?

Definitely not :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Definitely not :laugh:

ah do, you'd be a good judge

[Vicky.]

ah do, you'd be a good judge

I remember how good a lot of them were last year, I would prefer just picking my fave 3 than having to rank them D:

If noone else will do it and you are sure you dont want to, then I will :S

[Stu]

Do it, Vicky. We need someone who can understand and empathise with the subtle disgustingness of most of these entries.

[Niamh.]

I remember how good a lot of them were last year, I would prefer just picking my fave 3 than having to rank them D:

If noone else will do it and you are sure you dont want to, then I will :S

Well, since I'm in it, I'd prefer not to be judging, Shaun what do you think?

[Niamh.]

Do it, Vicky. We need someone who can understand and empathise with the subtle disgustingness of most of these entries.

:laugh:

[Vicky.]

Do it, Vicky. We need someone who can understand and empathise with the subtle disgustingness of most of these entries.

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

So is Vicky taking over for me as a judge then?

[Stu]

I'll manage to catch the first 15 minutes before sodding off. Best of luck, everyone. Especially those sexy mounties up in Canadahhh.

Grr.

[Niamh.]

I can't believe you have some place better to be then here Stuhttp://www.emoticonzone.com/msn-emotions/angry/hmph.gif (http://www.emoticonzone.com)

[Iceman]

I'll manage to catch the first 15 minutes before sodding off. Best of luck, everyone. Especially those sexy mounties up in Canadahhh.

Grr.

Thats fine if you just send your vote for me to Shaun that'll be perfect :thumbs:

[Stu]

I can't believe you have some place better to be then here Stuhttp://www.emoticonzone.com/msn-emotions/angry/hmph.gif (http://www.emoticonzone.com)
Knocka ROFL.

Iceman I have a feeling I'll dig yours anyway :joker:.

[Niamh.]

Knocka ROFL.

Iceman I have a feeling I'll dig yours anyway :joker:.

lol, less chance of getting into a fight in Knocka than here? hhhmmmm...........possibly:joker:

[Iceman]

My food still isnt here and Im gonna miss the start :(

[GypsyGoth]

Starting soon :colour:

[Vicky.]

Time to place bets on whos gunna be incredibly anal about all this and take all the songs seriously.

[Iceman]

You know who I think Vicky, :bored:

[Niamh.]

Time to place bets on whos gunna be incredibly anal about all this and take all the songs seriously.

:laugh: So are you taking over from me then? no one is answering me:bawling:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ive already stockpiled on paracetamol ready for eoins song

[Smithy]

Time to place bets on whos gunna be incredibly anal about all this and take all the songs seriously.

£50 on myself

im joking btw :P

[Iceman]

Shaun isnt online :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hes on msn :suspect:

[Niamh.]

he's probably getting stuff ready

[Stu]

His leaving us in suspense for his big gay entrance.

Marty Whelan should be commentating on this. I love hearing him get progressively drunker as his commentates for the Irish on the voting.

'Bosnia getting the ten from Estonia. Of course. The bastards'.

[Vicky.]

:laugh: So are you taking over from me then? no one is answering me:bawling:

I will do if you want

And if its ok by shaun :)

[Niamh.]

I will do if you want

And if its ok by shaun :)

Yes, please, then no one can accuse me of being biast when I win:D

[Niamh.]

His leaving us in suspense for his big gay entrance.

Marty Whelan should be commentating on this. I love hearing him get progressively drunker as his commentates for the Irish on the voting.

'Bosnia getting the ten from Estonia. Of course. The bastards'.

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

-squeezes in a "yes that's okay vicky" and dismisses niamh-

[Niamh.]

-squeezes in a "yes that's okay vicky" and dismisses niamh-

:dance:

[Vicky.]

Yes, please, then no one can accuse me of being biast when I win:D

Plus it means you are less likely to get a nil point. Because if you were judging yourself you would have to put yourself last

You have thought this through well :tongue:

[Smithy]

This is not a ceremony :bored:

[Shaun]

http://www.ecgermany.de/archiv/bilder/Fotos%20ESC%201974/Moderatorin%2074.jpg

Hallo und wilkommen! Ich heiße Ursula - ich habe letztes Jahr der TiBB Eurovision mit meine Familie gewinnen!

For the benefit of our Anglo-Saxon fiends, I shall resume in this puny inferior language. As you can see a year has passed since my glorious triumph with my husband Johann and children Heidi and Rudi - who have since been arrested and/or rehoused due to ethical reasons.

Tonight we have 12 excited participants all waiting excitedly backstage with a view to winning Globalvision! Yes! This year the whole world is watching!*

Let's say hello to the competitors backstage!

http://toodrunkpix.com/data/images/2009/12/17/0f3224.jpg

Okay yes well let's say hello to our first entry, Eoinem!


*roughly 40,000 including +1 viewers

[Niamh.]

Plus it means you are less likely to get a nil point. Because if you were judging yourself you would have to put yourself last

You have thought this through well :tongue:

ssssshhhhhhhhhhh No, no I was just being honourable :wink:

[Maia]

Australia are watching

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1285996945/866/4191866.jpg

[Shaun]

Eoinem - "Ban You"

Before the song starts Eoinem appears in the middle of all the contestants, making a lot of them anxious and Nervous.

The lights go completely out and eoinem begins....

That's why they call me Biast Mod (You're Banned)
You're Banned (You're Banned) (Biast Mod) You're Banned....

The lights come on and Eoinem is standing there in a hoody and jeans......

the set goes dark Blue and lasers start flying around the place, causing poor Vicky to have an epileptic fit, everyone quickly ignores her and we get the proper start to the song.

As the poeples names are heard Eoinem walks up to the members in attendance.

When I was just a junior member here
Novo used to tell me these crazy things
He used to tell me James and Mark were evil men,
He used to tell me they hated me (WAAAAA)
But then I got promoted to Mod (jealous bitches)
and I realized, Novo was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way he was.

They said I can't post with being "Biasty" no more
They ain't say I can't just ban this *****
(AH!) Slut, you think I won't ban you *****
we got the screenshots from your laptop you're gone?!
(AH!) These little mosters are thinking I'm baiting em
Thinking I'm saying the **** cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
(AH!) Put your hair down Smithy, I ain't gonna ban you
I'ma bait you, insult you then infract you. (hehe)
(AH!) Shut up jess, you're causing too much chaos (wurkin it)
Scott just bent Greg over like a slut Okay (WHAT)?
"Oh, now he's ****ing Mods, abusing their power,
snorting lines like Stu does, and we gave him a second chance why?"
You god damn right Josy, and now it's too late
he's triple banned members , RIP Tommy, Steph and Stace
he invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, left his house and went the woods
dangling from a tree, while giving some guy wood
please, please, dont, cum
wipes, off, smiles, walks, home.

Bitch I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna **** with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some ***** to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with **** You shouldn't said (free Speech)
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you ****ing Paedophile (AYO look theres S******)
.. I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing ban you..

Bitch I'ma Ban you! Like a Multi account, I'ma conceal you
on a global ignore, no posts, no messages and 4 week ban
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm trying to develop these pictures of the Arista to sell 'em
I ain't Arista but I rap on his thoughts
"Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added"
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just a "sign of the times" and a little bit "Spiffing"
Iceman offend? NO! Iceman just ban
And if you ever get on the wrong side of him, you give him an impulse
to infract you again, THEN, if you do it again
you'll probably end up jumping into ban right up until the 10th (of never)
(Ah!) Bitch I'ma Ban you, I ain't done this ain't a permaban
I ain't even given you a 15 pointer yet to extend the ban more
A troll always moans after you Ban it three or four times
in a Month but that's normal ain't it Scott?
Serial troller hiding multi accounts
in a serial way, on top of his permaban, he's back again
Here we go again, he's out of his mind,
we're out of our minds, and they want you banned again, one final time!

Or I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna **** with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some ***** to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with **** You shouldn't said
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you ****ing Paedophile
.. I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing ban you..

Eh-heh, know why I ban these freaks?
Cause bans are fun and I love hearing members scream
And the way things seem, I should be an Admin having to put up with this ****
this site just did and posted the same thing TWEECE?!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate ths server
**** Gif's! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Mother****ers want turn this site into a Gaga freakshow (fuk that)
just shut the **** up and realise the bitch has flopped?
**** THAT! I'll ban Smithy to Nianstar
from Arista to permanant ban for Foxy Sarah
from Princess to Pisshead
from in-clique to new members just registered
I don't even believe in fairness I'm banning you just for the hell of it
just to hear you keep screaming for me laugh sit back and keep being me.
OK, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MESSAGE FROM JAMES TO GO SPARE
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S HEADS ACHE
You ******s keep egging me on
'til I have you at Final Warning, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Your banned for 2 weeks
I said SHUT UP when I'm talking to you
YOU HEAR ME? Make that 3 weeks!

Or I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna **** with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some ***** to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with **** You shouldn't said
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you ****ing Paedophile
.. I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing ban you..

Ha ha, I'm just playing members
You know I'm not like that ;)
at the end a huge pyrotechnics display goes off leaving the word "Banned" clearly visable

[Niamh.]

Wales are watching!
http://samanthamo.com/store/images/100_2497.jpg

[Smithy]

http://www.spillitnow.com/images/smiles/shocked.gif http://www.spillitnow.com/images/smiles/stretcher.gif

I just died

[Shaun]

http://boombangablog.merseyblogs.co.uk/2010/04/24/2004presenters/2004presenters.png

That was quite a scary performance, no?

He has melted some of your tan, no?

**** you slut, no?

Next up, Vanuatu, no?

[T*]

SWEDEN IS WATCHING! http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/swedish-knockers.jpg

[Niamh.]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh controversial.................:joker:

http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/GIFsforhire/Slap-Clap/audience.gif

[Vicky.]

Ahahaha I love it :D

[Smithy]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh controversial.................:joker:

http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/GIFsforhire/Slap-Clap/audience.gif

gif fail :L

[Shaun]

Artist: Mr. Black
Song: Rebecca Black's My Daughter
To the tune of:
ajkSb3M2UJU

Do do do do do do do do do do

I saw a **** song, of some girl who can’t sing,
Like who cares, like who cares, like who cares?
Someone says she looks and sounds just like me,
How they tease, how they tease, how they tease

Get me onto Jeremy Kyle,
an eager audience or two
and a DNA test before I’m believing,
Damn, I wish the world hadn’t seen,
Surely I couldn’t spawn such a being.
Results are in oh no, please no,
This really cannot be true…

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord this can’t be right?


I remember that night in summer, that drunken silly fling,
It’s not, it’s not fair, it’s not fair
All those years ago, a condom I had forgotten to bring
Oh I scream, Oh I scream, Oh I scream.


Give me a quick a loaded gun,
At least Bieber isn’t my ****ing son.
I wish I hadn’t woke this morning,
This is too crazy.

This may be fun, fun, fun for you
Having to decide which seat to choose
But they don’t just laugh at you,
My perfect life is now through

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord I hate you so much YouTube.

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoooo


That’s it I’m moving to Vanuatu,
Rebecca I don’t want to know you,
I will always hate you YouTube.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
That’s my so called life I had
through, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[Josy]

Amazing :cheer: well done Eoinem!

[Niamh.]

gif fail :L

I can see it :/

[Iceman]

I will always hate you youtube

:laugh2:

[Vicky.]

I can see it :/

So could I


smithy fail :L

[Niamh.]

lmao Well done Ben!!

[Shaun]

http://www.news.az/photos/page-photo/45439.jpg

That was so moving and beautiful. I had a similar experience when I discovered that Chris Crocker had stolen my eyelashes, but...well...when did you last hear from him? :evilgrin:

LET'S GO TO THE NORTH OF KOREA.

[Niamh.]

So could I


smithy fail :L

Nothing new there then:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Good jobs Eoin & Ben :D

[Maia]

Eoinem and Mr. Black :laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Texas Chainsaw, left his house and went the woods
dangling from a tree, while giving some guy wood
please, please, dont, cum
wipes, off, smiles, walks, home.

http://i.imgur.com/wEGxU.gif

[Shaun]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2njdiye.png
Li'l Kim Jong-Il - Korea's Revenge (feat. Saddam Hussein)
K9h_I90M8-M
[The stage is awash with green smoke; pink strobe lights begin to flash in time with the opening beats, exposing Li'l Kim sat in an egg-chair in mid-air, on a wire]
I am not busy, I am so ronery
So far ahead, you punks can blow me
See nobody can overthrow me,
I'm startin' to feel like the one and only
[A red CGI dragon appears on the giant screen behind Li'l Kim]
Rah, rah, like the one and only
I'm startin' to feel like the one and only.
Look at my heir Jong-un, how the West be fumin'
So **** 'em all my kingdom is bloomin'
Yeah, I said it, boo-ming
Blow it up, wild thing
[Fireworks go off at the front of the screen]
(Haha) Magma
Hey Korea, hey Korea, swagger
I got the guns, we ain't got medicine
I got jails, sentencing
I'm a "mad bitch", a "tyrant"
Well I'll whip down south, *****.
Use force 'by accident',
[He begins dutty-wining]
Better watch your back, bitch, I'm on a front
You need a job, our success counts on you,
hear that bitch? No Motherland Without You
America brags a lot, I'll hit you if you mock
I am a commie, suck my cock.
It's hard work, I know it's tough
But enough is enough

[Four dancers run in from the sides, dressed in soldier uniforms. They lift up Li'l Kim and spin him around. They put him down at the end of the chorus.]
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

(I-I-I-I-Is) Is this the thanks that I get for switchin' you bitches on?
Is it my fault that we got the atomic bomb?
Shoulda sent us arms, just like Chairman Mao
Now I'ma shoot your ships up, pow-pow-pow
"(Ki-Ki-Ki) Kim, they just mad 'cause you like Pol Pot"
Word, those bitches mad 'cos I'm like Pol Pot?
Well, bitches, if you vote then y'all get shot
Got some soldiers out in Pyongyang that'll off your top
[The soldiers mime a firing squad against some dissident extras at the back of the stage]
I-I-I-I see you London, I hear you Dublin
I got you scared, shook, panickin'
Overseas, France, Mexican
My 'dictatorship' is maddenin'
You wanna **** with me? I hear that right?
I'm the mother****in' boss, override.
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
[Lady GaGa joins him onstage dressed as a motorbike; they writhe together]
Now Lady GaGa's gettin' ****ed, all night
I see them rusty-as Yankee popstars
Raggedy-ass, showin' your arse
[He shoves Lady GaGa off-stage]
I kill the gays, gas them in their cars
Born this way? Oh what a farce
(What a farce!) What, wha-wha-what, what a farce
Born this way? What a farce!
[Several angry Monsters run onstage and begin pummeling Li'l Kim with their fists and heels; Saddam Husseiny suddenly emerges from the back doors and holds them up at gunpoint - they run away. Li'l Kim climbs back into his eggchair and dances arrogantly as Saddam begins rapping.]

Saddam Husseiny:
A-a-a-a-all you li'l ******s can suck it,
No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em, yeah treat them like maggots,
And I'm wicked enough to make straight bastards bend
Yeah, in iron maidens, bitch, keep acting as if
You have the same rights that I have
Yeah, right, stay hungry, infidel
Political opponents will go straight to Hell
It's hot enough there to give you heat-rash
Try and challenge me whilst I hold my whip (I'll lash!)
[Li'l Kim begins to descend back to the stage floor; he grinds against Saddam, joining him in the chorus]
Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a ****in' balcony
Before I shove a homing missile up your ass
You know your place, so why ask?
When Husseiny and Kimmy's world class
It's (aristocrats) beats (proletariat)

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

[Kim Jong-suk, Li'l Kim's mother, appears at the top of the stairs in a kimono, face mask and tight hair rollers; she begins to scold Jong-Il.]
Kimmy! Kimmy!
Stop it, stop it!
You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!
You and this Saddam Husseiny!
What's goin' on?
They'll lock you away!
They'll put you in a jail cell!
I promise!
Take the UN's warning, Kimmy
Pleaaaaaaase
Back to bed! Run along!
Let's go! Come on!
Put those nukes down at once, boys.

[Shaun]

(oh yeah, ignore the first eminem verse rofl)

[Iceman]

LOL thats brilliant

[Iceman]

(oh yeah, ignore the first eminem verse rofl)

:bored:

[Niamh.]

:laugh2: brilliant!! Who's is that? Is that dezzys?

[Smithy]

It was Shauns niamh :tongue:

but LMAO

[Josy]

Brilliant Mr Black & Li'l Kim Jong!

Is the forum running slow or is it my **** computer :conf:

[Tom4784]

Rofl at Shaun's, amazing.

[Maia]

Love that Shaun :joker:

[Niamh.]

It was Shauns niamh :tongue:

but LMAO

oh lol thanks!

[Shaun]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Dqdd4pbMlpE/TUW0kD4U-5I/AAAAAAAACOU/dXHSBKrJ-F8/s1600/melodimen%2Bfinland%2Bpresenters%2Bwind%2Bmachine% 2Beurovision%2B2011.jpg

That was flawless, North Korea! I am backstage with permabanned member Thomas_C who has taken offence to being pretty much omitted from Eoinem's song. What is wrong, Thomas?

Actually, lady, I'd just like to announce my return to the TiBB pop scene with a cover of Ke$ha's We R Who We R, it's really-

Yeah this isn't The Xtra Factor love, clear off. Let's go and see what South Africa have to offer!

[Shaun]

Kidnapping 101
To the tune of Rihanna's Rockstar 101
qA-YTLo-9tQ
Ronnie Mitchell emerges onto the stage, clutching her dead child, Kidnapping 101 begins to play.
Ronnie walks into the pub in the first verse, and proceeds to take the baby in the second after switching them. She quickly puts him in her baby’s clothes and shows off how he’s wearing Jack’s (her husband’s) chain.
After spinning around with the baby she continues into the chorus. Ronnie does wild movements with the live baby, tossing him in the air and even spinning him on one finger. She also creates the optical illusion of herself dribbling him like a basketball at one point before entering the second verse.
She shows the baby walking and talking and how good of a mother she is. After showing that off she then shows off the lavish clothing the baby is adorned with - ripping off one layer of clothes to reveal the Gucci and Prada the infant had on underneath.
She erupts into the chorus and again, more lavish and dangerous dance moves are seen, only she is joined by many dancers mirroring her this time - all with live babies. Only Ronnie is in a white wedding dress whilst all the others wear black leotards. All of the babies are adorned in pink and blue.
The song then reaches its climax where the dancers form a set of stairs which Ronnie walks up to reach a pure white pram that is perched on a high pedestal on the stage. Hooks are attached to her dress and she flies out into the audience with the pram in tow, as the dancers continue the wild routine on the stage during the chorus.
The song then ends with Ronnie descending back to the stage as the song ends. The crowd goes wild and the song was a huge success.

I stole ya
I stole ya
I stole ya
Baby
Baby
Uh, uh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya

Got up in the pub
Door was open in the back
Feeling so sad
Looking so bad
Walkin up the stairs
Looking in this crib
Picked your baby up
I don't really give a *******

He’s wearing clothes I got him
He’s wearing Jack’s chain
Make sure you get a picture
You won’t be with him again

To be what you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing I'm missing
Is your baby, ta

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright
Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey

Real good walker
Real good talker
Thats what people will say
Cause now I’m his Mama

I took your baby in
I disobeyed the law
Make sure I’ll dress him good
Check his clothes - gucci and prada

Take him out
Of my crazy house
With my white jacket on
You won’t know that
You’re baby’s with me now

To be what you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing I'm missing
Is your baby, ta
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ima take him round the square tonight
Cause I cant wait till tomorrow
Ima show him off to all my friends
Tonight
Ima take him round the square tonight
Cause I cant wait till tomorrow
Ima show him off to all my friends
Tonight

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey

[Smithy]

:laugh3: (a the interlude)

[GypsyGoth]

Shaun's :love: :laugh:

[Iceman]

I actually forgot about him haha, He is included on the bonus edition featuring 62 unheard songs

[Smithy]

omg that was actually really good niall :joker:

[Iceman]

haha Niall that was good

[Tom4784]

Lmao, very good Niall.

[GypsyGoth]

Good job Niall :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

lmao, very good Niall:joker:

[Vicky.]

Well done everyone so far

*Wishes she was creative*

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision-fr.net/J_esc/images_05/presenters.png

That was a tad too controversial for my liking.

Of course it was, you've been relying on the same jokes for 30 years, Joe Pasquale.

At least Ann likes me. :bawling:

Aw Babe :hug: There, There.
Next up, Sweden!

[Maia]

ROFL, brilliant Niall

[Josy]

That was good Niall :laugh:

[Shaun]

-is hoping he'll eventually post a presenter bit without a mistake-

[Shaun]

"Partyin’" - Clubstep
*Loads of people cover me, and open like a door and I come through*
I wanna see you rolling in the deep,
We’ll Partyin’ till we sleep.
Cause, we’ll be drinking up,
From our red solo cup.

Chorus:
Lets be partyin’ now, *Alcohol sprays everywhere*
Make our fists go pow.
(IN THE AIR!) *Sparklers*
We won’t be drunk,
Do a grand slam dunk,
Partyin’ on top of the world!

PPPump it Up, PPPump it up *Everyone clapping to the beat*
Now drink it up.
(WOOH!) *Explosion*

Chorus:
Lets be partyin’ now,
Make our fists go pow,
(IN THE AIR!)
We won’t be drunk,
Do a grand slam dunk,
Partyin’ on top of the world, world, world ,world,
Woooooooorrrrrld!

We’re not hardcore,
But we can be found on the floor,
PARTYIN’ ON TOP OF THE WORLD!

Lets go now,
I’ll drive.
Partyin’ on top of the wo…
(Shutsdown)

Sweden is awesome :)

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3788/clubstep.jpg

[Niamh.]

Well done Cuda!

[Iceman]

Well done!

[Maia]

Well done Cuda :D

And lol @ Shaun's endless mistakes

[T*]

:)

[Shaun]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E7M2Cry8Hj0/0.jpg

OMG THAT WAS STUNNING BOO
What am I holding? Dildo or microphone? You decide.
Next up...the United Kingdom!

[Shaun]

omg i got one right <3

[Shaun]

Hero

My hero is the person who refused to confrom to the norm;
All the people who suffered verbal attacks,
From those ignorant to the facts,
And who didn't change their views,
When opposed with violence and abuse.

The women who challenged soceity,
And the gender heirarchy,
Who faught against the stereotype,
That said they could only amount to being,
"A successful housewife".

The Hindu man who fasted for peace,
So that violence and war could cease,
And so his country could be recognised,
As independent and free worldwide.

The Jewish girl who wrote a diary,
About racism and tyranny,
Whose words would single handedly,
Defeat future dictators candidly.

The Afro-American woman who sat her gorund,
So that this new era was found,
Where a black president,
Can be accepted without hesitance.

The Sikh man with a turban,
American and suburban,
Who walked around with his head held high,
Even though 9/11 suddenly made him "the devil of the sky."

All these people continue to live and be,
Regardless of society so blindly sees,
Knowing and not knowing that one day,
People will hear their stories and say,
"That's my hero."
The person who refused to conform to the norm.

[Smithy]

N'awww that was nice

[Vicky.]

Thats actually really good

And I dont usually like the ones that arent joke entries :p

[T*]

HEY THAT WAS SUPOSSED TO BE SWEDENS TURN! :bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

It was nice to have a serious one :love:

And well done Sweden :D

[Niamh.]

Beautiful!

[Maia]

Aww I like that!

[Vicky.]

Beautiful!
http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr173/ElenaLombardi/Animated%20Gif/tear.gif

This one did actually fail :tongue:

[Josy]

I really liked that last one!

[Tom4784]

That was a nice one, well done.

[T*]

It was nice to have a serious one :love:

And well done Sweden :D

That wasnt us :blush:

[Niamh.]

This one did actually fail :tongue:

Damn you for quoting it before I edited:bawling:

[Shaun]

http://www.ecgermany.de/archiv/bilder/Fotos%20ESC%201974/Moderatorin%2074.jpg

We're now halfway through the show. Whilst we go for a quick beer, enjoy the halftime show.

nTegy6sBQVA

[Niamh.]

That wasnt us :blush:

Oh?

[T*]

Oh?

That was the uk :)

[Shaun]

Sweden's was the one before Hero :p

[Iceman]

Yeah sweden was on already, you must been looking for charlie backstage

[GypsyGoth]

That wasnt us :blush:

I was saying congratz to two acts in my post.

One was the UK Hero one and the other was your one that was posted before hero.

[Niamh.]

That was the uk :)

I know, you were before that

[T*]

I didn't see mine on the other page :) Lol, thank you!

[Matt]

Good entries so far everyone, this is going to be a tough one to judge...

[Iceman]

I was saying congratz to two acts in my post.

One was the UK Hero one and the other was your one that was posted before hero.

Stop being lazy:nono:

[GypsyGoth]

Stop being lazy:nono:

:laugh:

[Iceman]

A representative has just informed us the woman known as Vicky who had the epileptic fit has died, if you hurry you can get her dress, shoes and handbag before the polizi get here.

Shame

[Shaun]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41669000/jpg/_41669120_nanaapbig.jpg

And we're back!
Let's go straight to our next entry, from Australia!

[Maia]

Oh god, here's mine :laugh:

[Shaun]

Artist: Mr. Croc (featuring Kylie Minogue)
Song: Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem

http://i53.tinypic.com/2ls71x5.jpg

Mr. Croc's Outfit
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nw_RaMjTZ4M/SalbDZ5zZGI/AAAAAAAAAG8/Pz-rG6-hjuo/s320/aussie_cork_hat.jpg
http://www.fancydressandpartyshop.com/images/aff/crocodile-costume-adult-1-large.jpghttp://i54.tinypic.com/208xi4m.jpg

Kylie Minogue's Outfit
http://i131.twenga.com/sports/flag/australian-flag-boater-hat-tp_7470337987516592346.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/v4bfqr.jpghttp://i54.tinypic.com/1z8295.jpg

tR2WRUGtaB0

Lyrics + Stage Directions
(On the backdrop screen is a video of Sydney Harbour at night. Dancers flock the stage doing cartwheels and other irrelevant dances such as the macarena. Props include an oversized car with the Australian flag imprinted on it, kangaroo statues, and a wheelbarrow filled with bricks. Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue both run onto the stage)

(Mr. Croc)

Mr. Croc!
Alright
W00t
Let's go

(Mr. Croc jumps onto the large car)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
Mobs walk over and say "G'day!"
I throw a brick at them and say "Go away"

(Mr. Croc starts doing the running man while several dancers join him)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Falling over 'cos I am so great
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
I am going to see...

(Lights go dark)

Take That

(Strobe lights start flashing as Take That run onto the stage and join Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers, who are all raving and shuffling to the 15 second instrumental)

In the pub, I'm the Doc
When I'm in the pool
I am a Croc
I'm not off my face on pot
I just happen to prance about a lot

(Mr. Croc is holding a surf board while the dancers do the running man and throw bricks into the audience)
Where do I live? God knows
Tight shorts, surf board, this is how I roll
Half bloke half reptile fellow
Got no money, but here I go

(Wild dingoes run rampant across the stage while Mr. Croc starts frantically jumping on them)
No, I'm killing these dingoes for dinner
I can just shuffle on their heads and then they are dead
I'm Mr. Croc! Yeah, that's the name birds are diggin'
Just don't tell the police, then they'll throw me in prison

(Mr. Croc is joined by all the dancers on top of the car and they start jumping to the music)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
Mobs walk over and say "G'day!"
I throw a brick at them and say "Go away"

Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Falling over 'cos I am so great
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
Isn't this just such a...

Great Track

(Silence as everyone is together with their arms to the side)

Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing

(Strobe lights flash again as Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers do the entire Melbourne Shuffle)

(The lights dim and Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue are joined in a calm manner holding the Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem CD single with the dancers behind them)
Buy this fast
And make sure this song gets me loads of cash
I just need money, really bad
So please, be a good lad

(Numbers start flashing on the backdrop screen)
Number 9 this week (another week)
Now I'm number 10 (oh bloody hell)
I just want to be (at number 1)
Now I'm #43 (I'm killing myself)

(Kylie Minogue)

Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Can you please download this song?
Can you please download this song?

(Kylie Minogue, Mr. Croc and all the dancers jump to the music)
Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad
Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad, hi mum
Can you please download this song?
Download this song?
Please download it
Please download it
Please download it
Please download it

(Flame machines, falling sparks and heavy lighting effects burst into life causing a temporary studio combustion, whilst everyone on stage jumps onto the giant car)

(Mr. Croc)

Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to, to, to play

Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it
Oh, Oh, Oh
(Oh god, the police!)
Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it
Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it

Great Track

Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing

[Vicky.]

Shame

:bored:

[Matt]

That was simply amazing. :cheer2:

[Vicky.]

Brilliant :D

[Niamh.]

lmao, very good Mollie!:laugh2:

[Josy]

Well done Mollie :laugh:

[T*]

Lovin' it!

[Maia]

LOL thanks guys :D

[Shaun]

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Eurovision+Song+Contest+Moscow+2009+1st+Semi+UDyg0 duMnxml.jpg

WE'RE BACK BITCHES, RUDOLPH IN DA HOUSE

AUGUSTINE REPRESENT

Weren't you French?

idk, crack is a hell of a drug

Fair enough mayte. Once we've stopped shuffling, let's see what Canada have to offer!

[Shaun]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/Untitled-2-8.gif

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DEGENERATE WIGGERS

*The good mistress white comes out dressed as a particularly sluttish rendition of the popular childrens fantasy character. Behind her come the seven Canadian rap heroes decked out in various hockey jerseys. They take their turns rapping the verses and the ones who aren't rapping pretend to fondle each others balls in an incredibly secure display of heterosexual national pride*

In Canada we grow long beards
To shield us from the seasons
But also to tickle vulnerable young womens vaginas
Like mounting a moose in the cold

Down south they got the DEA
Up here we got the mounties
I smoke trees in the streets to applause and glee
And they say 'that's what I'm talking aboot'
Yeah

Eh, eh, that's what I say
That's what I say today
You're in Canada, it's all okay
Do what you want today

We give you gay weddings and BC bud
We give you all that free healthcare and beer to chug
And all we ask, eh, all we ask
Is that you forget we gave you Nickelback too

*A giant inflatable cock comes out on stage, it's head covered with a maple leaf. Mistress White get's on board.*

I know that doesn't strictly rhyme
But it's coming from the heart, from the roots
God froze this land and he made it mine
So it's acceptable for men to wear ugg boots

From Nova Scotia to the trailer park
From Vancouver to the skatepark
From the streets to the trees to the mountaintops
America's the face with the dick on top

Eh, eh, that's what I say
That's what I say today
You're in Canada, it's all okay
Do what the the frick you please

We give you violent ice sports and maple leaves
Rush, Helix and all their great CD's
And all we ask, eh, all we ask
Is that you forget we gave you Avril too

*The cock starts slowly spinning and is raised up on strings to the delight of the traditional gay heavy live crowd*

Your bones will shake, skin will freeze so much
That furious masturbation is a nessecity, so touch
All these other countries step back please
We got culture pissing out down our knees
That's how I can write a song about the country
And not make silly references to forums, please
Although I kind of just did that
So break the filter,
Grab a bowl, down a bottle grab a *****
And **** that Canadian ****

Eh, eh, that's what I say
That's what I say today
You're in Canada, it's all okay
You can do anything you want today

We gave you Nelly Furtado and Keanu Reeves
Woah, and all that stuff about Rush CD's
And all we ask is that you forget
Chris Benoit broke his sons neck in two

Peace out 2011, Globalvision, sing it up!

*Snow explodes out of the head of the levitated cock, blasting away the maple leaf and covering the delighted crowd. The gang make their way back behind the curtain to much applause and ass slapping.*

[Iceman]

Chris Benoit :lovedup: gotta love a murderer reference

[Niamh.]

That was beautiful and disgusting all at the same time!

[Josy]

:laugh3: Brilliant

[Josy]

That was beautiful and disgusting all at the same time!

:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

Great work Mollie & Stu.

[Shaun]

http://sverigesradio.se/diverse/appdata/isidor/images/news_images/99/1373371_520_292.jpg

What on Earth are you doing?

Help, I've broken a rib.

Mmkay. Let's see the Welsh entry!

[Iceman]

**** you mollie, whyd you go and make a good one.

[Niamh.]

oh no :/

[Tom4784]

Rofl, that was hilarious.

[Shaun]

Song for Wales "Inbessy-Yeah!" sung by L'il Bo Neep
Inspired by and sung to the tune of Insomnia by Faithless
tBrUjvONIrA

The stage floor is covered in rolls of luscious grass
http://preview.canstockphoto.com/canstock3711529.png
A large Welsh flag hangs proudly in the background
http://www.gearedforgiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/welsh_flag_01_large.gif

L'il Bo Neep walks on stage wearing a fetching wool dress
http://www.sharplily.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/gap.jpg
followed by her backing dancers known only as "The master" and "the little boy who lives down the lane"
http://fl1.shopmania.org/files/photo-images/12153/shaun-the-sheep-costume~12152917.jpghttp://slanchreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/crazy-halloween-costumes1.jpg

She walks to the microphone and says :

"this is a song I wrote about a Welsh man living in London, about how he misses Wales so and how he struggles to go on without his obsession........"

The music begins........

Deep in the city on a London night,
I can’t get away from the light,
Pick up my pen and start to write,
I try to find some words,
To describe my plight,
With a tear....InBessy-yeah
I can’t get no sheep.

I used to run, thought I was goin’ mad in a hurry,
Get in Bess! Makin’ excess mess in the darkness,
It’s beastality, Somethings all over me, greasy
Oh Bessy ahh, Please don’t leave me, let me dream of
Making love to ewe on the heath
Tearing your fleece with my teeth
But there’s no release, no fleece
I toss and turn without cease,
Like a curse open my eyes and rise like yeast,
At least a couple of weeks
Since I last Shept*, Keep watching Sheepers*
And now I can’t find a farm
Or a field or a barn, I search in the night
I find dogs, cats but no improvement, uh
I miss my baa baa Black, Missin’ Ma Bessy, want her back,
My beast, it’s my nature, I need a sheep crack
I got no sheep,
I can’t get in no sheep,

I can’t get in no Sheep,
I can’t get in no sheep,
I need a sheep, although I got no sheep
I need a sheep, although I got no sheep


(new word translation :
*Shept : the act of Sheep shaggery
*Sheepers : Sheep porn movies)

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3: Very good Niamh.

[Smithy]

thanks for the picture niamh i forgot what grass was

[Vicky.]

(new word translation :
*Shept : the act of Sheep shaggery
*Sheepers : Sheep porn movies)


:laugh3:

[Smithy]

omfg :laugh3:

[Josy]

LMAO Well done Niamh :laugh:

[Niamh.]

thanks for the picture niamh i forgot what grass was

:D

[Maia]

:laugh3: Well done Niamh!

[Shaun]

rofl smithy I thought that when I read it

[Niamh.]

lol thanks

[Matt]

Ha! That is legendary Niamh. This is getting tougher with each song :eek:

[Niamh.]

Ha! That was legendary. This is getting tougher with each song :eek:

thanks, I'm glad Vicky took over from me!

[Iceman]

lol Niamh that made me laugh

[Vicky.]

Its actually gunna be so hard ranking these :S

[Shaun]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3SHMd94IfFQ/TVAetXz8HII/AAAAAAAABO0/ST55eXBPU70/s1600/web-45-520x390.jpg

wtf are we doing?
think we're supposed to be cleaning.
let's sing along!
let's hear from Libya!
*chorus of boos*

[Shaun]

Libyan Friday
By Muammar Gaddafi (Feat. Chairman Mao and Robert Mugabe)
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/76d2f7db54f34831c.jpg

7am, waking up in my palace
Gotta be fresh, gotta sit on my throne
Gotta have my hat, gotta rule Libya
Seein’ everything, the bombs are fallin’
droppin’ on and on, NATO's trollin’
Gotta make these strikes stop
Gotta go to the UN, I see my friends (My friends)

Mao’s in the front seat
Mugabe's in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Who should I overtake?

It’s Friday, Friday
Libyans get down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' for rebels on the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Throwin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' rebels on the weekend

Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Huntin' rebels on the weekend

7:45, we’re drivin’ to the Un
Cruisin’ so fast, Oh look! Paraguay!
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My general's on my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Mao’s in the front seat
Mugabe's in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Who should I overtake?

It’s Friday, Friday
Libyans get down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' for rebels on the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Throwin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' rebels on the weekend

Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Huntin' rebels on the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Dictatorin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna crush infidels today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
But I just want these airstrikes to end!

It’s Friday, Friday
Libyans get down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' for rebels on the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Throwin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' rebels on the weekend

Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Huntin' rebels on the weekend

[Tom4784]

Woot! It's me, like it or burn infidels!

[Iceman]

It makes me want to murder people, its beautiful

[Niamh.]

:laugh3: brilliant Dezzy!

[Josy]

It makes me want to murder people, its beautiful

:joker::joker:


Well done Dezzy that was great :laugh:

[Maia]

Dezzy :laugh2: Utter brilliance.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

LMAO :laugh2:

[Tom4784]

Thanks guys! :thumbs:

[Shaun]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3SHMd94IfFQ/TVAZY90qOWI/AAAAAAAABOs/P4hwhGB_fl8/s1600/web-21.jpg


What you think of this so far?
Bit of a disaster, let's be honest. Did you see that UK one? Bit of a buzzkill
Ikr? As if Africans are heroes!
Haha too true!
*a runner informs them they're on air*
Piss.
Here's finland!

[Shaun]

[One Year Ago]
In a car park beside the TiBB Eurovision event, Ravenheart grips the steering wheel, her knuckles white, fury in her eyes. She slams the accelerator, aiming her Volkswagen Beetle Turbo at DJ Talent.

He turned a gormless look upon his face. Her car smashed into him. However it’s not only his teeth that are covered in gold, his bones are too.

It was like hitting a sturdy lamppost. The Volkswagen crumpled. And DJ Talent cackled in delight.


[Eight Months Ago]
After reconstructive facial surgery, a long coma and loads of comfort eating, Ravenheart lay on her hospital bed, a broken person once again.

A dark haired man in shades and a stylish grey suit entered her room.

“We have a proposition for you, as one of the few Finnish celebrities, Ravenheart you are a valuable commodity. And we would like our brand to merge with you for the next singing competition. We will fund your rehabilitation and provide you with a backing group with mass appeal.
All you have to do is mention our company in your song, do we have a deal?
“Yes,” she said hesitantly.

[The Present]
Ravenheart could hardly contain her excitement for Tibb Globalvision. She laced herself into her corset, and feeling slightly nauseous as she walked out onto stage.

"Winland" by Ravenheart & Special Guests

(From the darkness, a burst of purple lights reveals Ravenheart)

http://img.imgur.com/tOJtYl.jpg

The clouds of failure have left me now
And through the coming storm
You give me the courage somehow
Like a flame you keep me warm

Our love couldn’t get any higher
I want to kiss and talk to ya
On the worlds number one phone supplier
The totally amazing latest Nokia

(The lights switch to blue and the backing singers show up, they join in on the chorus)

http://i.imgur.com/3RDFe.jpg

Us, glove in glove
Walking through the snow in Finland
Head over heals in love
You make this place Win-land

(American wild guy Charlie Sheen, and the nation's sweetheart Cheryl Cole, go silent as religious leader the Dalai Lama takes the mic)

I would like to welcome a special guest
He is the one and only DJ Talent

(The lights go green as DJ Talent emerges and starts to rap)

http://i.imgur.com/dcXta.jpg

When I say Tibb Globalvision
You say Talent!

(Ravenheart screams)

Noooooooo!! Not that ****er!!!

(Ravenheart charges towards him, he doesn't even flinch, he grins his gold toothed grin, and spreads his legs a little, making the target easier for Ravneheart, as she kicks with all her might.)

Ahhhhhhh!!!

(There's a sound like church bells chiming, DJ Talent's smile gets bigger, and he says to the fallen Ravenheart)

My balls are golden now too!

(Ravenheart clenched her foot as medics came on stage. Charlie Sheen thought the whole thing was a little too crazy for him and decided to leave Tibb Globalvision and maybe turn his life around. Cheryl Cole was very impressed with the Dalai Lama's shaven head, he said he'd let her stroke it for the rest of the evening :evilgrin:)

[Vicky.]

:laugh3:

[Tom4784]

Very funny, well done Claudia!

[Iceman]

Golden Balls :laugh2:

[Niamh.]

:laugh2: brilliant Claudia

[GypsyGoth]

Thanks :love:

[Josy]

Well done Claudia :laugh:

[Shaun]

http://www.expressen.se/polopoly_fs/1.2324506!slot100slotWide75ArticleFull/3447786819.jpg

OMG! We're almost at the end! Our final act is the country nobody's heard of - Kosovo!

[Maia]

Hilarious :laugh: Well done Claudia!

[Matt]

Song contests don't come tougher than this...

Also, I'd like to compliment Shaun on his excellent hosting skills ;) well done sir

[Shaun]

Love Don't Kosovo Thing - G-Lo
The lights on stage are dimmed, with random flashes of blue and gold spotlights striking the stage; all of a sudden the silhouette of the performer can be seen on stage. The lights turn up and a large bath tub can be seen on stage, with the performer is sitting on the edge of it. The performer is G-Lo, a sassy Kosovar who is wearing sunglasses and looking frickin’ pissed. G-Lo is wearing an all gold outfit; with a ceremonial staff and a Steinbock golden hairpiece. She is wearing a sash that says Kosovo on it to indicate who she is representing, and has a blue train flowing behind her.

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/G-LoKosovo.jpg

She holds a phone to her ear and gives the audience a one sided view of the phone call:

“Hello? Hey! You’re not gonna let me be independent? Again? Nuh uh yeah I got it, actually I was just rebelling against it, it’s devastating. I just wish that… you could have said yes instead of this war, you know? ‘Cause last thing I need is another war.”

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The backing track starts, and she steps up from the bath and starts strutting back and forth the stage, working those hips like you wouldn’t believe. Throughout the performance she dramatically pushes male dancers away from her, as if to declare her independence from them.

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Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join N-A-T-O
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

When you wound up in the Yugoslav
Saw the look you gave to the Herzegov’
Knew that it was war with Albanians
Riling up your troops so UN saw the difference
Didn’t need you in, World War Two
Kicking up a fuss with Italians too
You’re a drama queen
We want autonomy
Milosevic’s out of control

All that matters is
That you give us rights
Give us EU membership
That money can't buy yeah

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/globalvision.jpg

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join E-U-R-O
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

When we begged to France
Thought you'd understand
Doing cleansing on our precious lands
Now you’re gonna try, against a NATO force
We’ve been crying ‘bout it ‘til our rebel voice is hoarse
Ethnic cleansing, that was well gay
Independence, never happening
If it doesn't change, gonna hit the vod’
Humanitarians y’know you’ve got to go

All that matters is
That you give us rights
Give us UN membership
That money can't buy yeah

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join O-S-C-E
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

A thing, a thing, a thing
Yeah yeah, yeah
You think the empire that you've built
Can substitute the blame and guilt
Take the troops into our plains
Then you can win our land, and kill the Roma and
We think you need to let it go
And hand to us Pristina oh
There's more dictatorship in you
But we don’t give a ****, ‘cause you’ve run out of luck

G-Lo dramatically rejects an item of expensive looking jewellery, a ring, from one of the male dancers, before launching into three final repetitions of the chorus, at which point the choreography steps up a gear and G-Lo dances in sync with the backing dancers, writhing between them like the Ben Affleck humping slut she really is.

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/globalvision002.jpg

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join N-A-T-O
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join E-U-R-O
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join O-S-C-E
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

G-Lo is lifted up by the backing dancers and poises herself in a position similar to the Statue of Liberty, holding her ceremonial staff as the torch and the Steinbock hairpiece as the crown.

[Shaun]

disclaimer: not all Kosovo women are that stubbly.

[GypsyGoth]

Thanks Josy & Mollie :love:

[Vicky.]

:D

[Tom4784]

Rofl.

[Vicky.]

dreading ranking these so ****ing much D:

[Iceman]

disclaimer: not all Kosovo women are that stubbly.

LOL that was brilliant, -Gives standing ovation-

[Niamh.]

lmfao, wow, great job Greg!

[Smithy]

You stole GaGa's oversized bath :bored: /harry


That was brilliant greg :D

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: very good Greg.

[Shaun]

http://www.ecgermany.de/archiv/bilder/Fotos%20ESC%201974/Moderatorin%2074.jpg

And that is it! We have seen some sehr sexy performances und viele titties, ja?

And that's the last time I'll be posting as the presenters tonight ;)

VOTING INSTRUCTIONS:
Judges (Matt, Vicky., Beastie, me):
Rank all 12 of the performances in order of preference. Please judge fairly, on the effort, talent and overall goodness of the songs.

Contestants:
You may vote, but not for yourselves. Please PM me your FIVE favourite other performances.

Other members:
Please PM me your FIVE favourite performances.

Forgotten them? Here's a list of the twelve:
#1 - Ireland - Eoinem's "Ban You" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231089&postcount=302
#2 - Vanuatu - Mr. Black's "Rebecca Black's My Daughter" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231114&postcount=310
#3 - North Korea - Li'l Kim Jong-Il's "Korea's Revenge (feat. Saddam Hussein)" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231137&postcount=321
#4 - South Africa - Ronnie Mitchell's "Kidnapping 101" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231160&postcount=332
#5 - Sweden - Clubstep's "Partyin'" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231182&postcount=346
#6 - United Kingdom - ???'s "Hero" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231211&postcount=353
#7 - Australia - Mr. Croc's "Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem (feat. Kylie Minogue) - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231275&postcount=379
#8 - Canada - Snow White and the Seven Degenerate Wiggers - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231299&postcount=388
#9 - Wales - Li'l Bo-Neep's "Inbessy-Yeah!" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231317&postcount=398
#10 - Libya - Muammar Gadaffi's "Libyan Friday" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231343&postcount=413
#11 - Finland - Ravenheart's "Winland" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231377&postcount=423
#12 - Kosovo - G-Lo's "Love Don't Kosovo Thing" - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231402&postcount=433

[Vicky.]

I remember this was a problem for some lazy people last year, so if you CBA looking through the thread

Ireland

Eoinem - "Ban You"

Before the song starts Eoinem appears in the middle of all the contestants, making a lot of them anxious and Nervous.

The lights go completely out and eoinem begins....

That's why they call me Biast Mod (You're Banned)
You're Banned (You're Banned) (Biast Mod) You're Banned....

The lights come on and Eoinem is standing there in a hoody and jeans......

the set goes dark Blue and lasers start flying around the place, causing poor Vicky to have an epileptic fit, everyone quickly ignores her and we get the proper start to the song.

As the poeples names are heard Eoinem walks up to the members in attendance.

When I was just a junior member here
Novo used to tell me these crazy things
He used to tell me James and Mark were evil men,
He used to tell me they hated me (WAAAAA)
But then I got promoted to Mod (jealous bitches)
and I realized, Novo was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way he was.

They said I can't post with being "Biasty" no more
They ain't say I can't just ban this *****
(AH!) Slut, you think I won't ban you *****
we got the screenshots from your laptop you're gone?!
(AH!) These little mosters are thinking I'm baiting em
Thinking I'm saying the **** cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
(AH!) Put your hair down Smithy, I ain't gonna ban you
I'ma bait you, insult you then infract you. (hehe)
(AH!) Shut up jess, you're causing too much chaos (wurkin it)
Scott just bent Greg over like a slut Okay (WHAT)?
"Oh, now he's ****ing Mods, abusing their power,
snorting lines like Stu does, and we gave him a second chance why?"
You god damn right Josy, and now it's too late
he's triple banned members , RIP Tommy, Steph and Stace
he invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, left his house and went the woods
dangling from a tree, while giving some guy wood
please, please, dont, cum
wipes, off, smiles, walks, home.

Bitch I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna **** with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some ***** to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with **** You shouldn't said (free Speech)
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you ****ing Paedophile (AYO look theres S******)
.. I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing ban you..

Bitch I'ma Ban you! Like a Multi account, I'ma conceal you
on a global ignore, no posts, no messages and 4 week ban
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm trying to develop these pictures of the Arista to sell 'em
I ain't Arista but I rap on his thoughts
"Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added"
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just a "sign of the times" and a little bit "Spiffing"
Iceman offend? NO! Iceman just ban
And if you ever get on the wrong side of him, you give him an impulse
to infract you again, THEN, if you do it again
you'll probably end up jumping into ban right up until the 10th (of never)
(Ah!) Bitch I'ma Ban you, I ain't done this ain't a permaban
I ain't even given you a 15 pointer yet to extend the ban more
A troll always moans after you Ban it three or four times
in a Month but that's normal ain't it Scott?
Serial troller hiding multi accounts
in a serial way, on top of his permaban, he's back again
Here we go again, he's out of his mind,
we're out of our minds, and they want you banned again, one final time!

Or I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna **** with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some ***** to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with **** You shouldn't said
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you ****ing Paedophile
.. I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing ban you..

Eh-heh, know why I ban these freaks?
Cause bans are fun and I love hearing members scream
And the way things seem, I should be an Admin having to put up with this ****
this site just did and posted the same thing TWEECE?!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate ths server
**** Gif's! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Mother****ers want turn this site into a Gaga freakshow (fuk that)
just shut the **** up and realise the bitch has flopped?
**** THAT! I'll ban Smithy to Nianstar
from Arista to permanant ban for Foxy Sarah
from Princess to Pisshead
from in-clique to new members just registered
I don't even believe in fairness I'm banning you just for the hell of it
just to hear you keep screaming for me laugh sit back and keep being me.
OK, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MESSAGE FROM JAMES TO GO SPARE
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S HEADS ACHE
You ******s keep egging me on
'til I have you at Final Warning, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Your banned for 2 weeks
I said SHUT UP when I'm talking to you
YOU HEAR ME? Make that 3 weeks!

Or I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna **** with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some ***** to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with **** You shouldn't said
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you ****ing Paedophile
.. I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna **** with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will ****ing ban you..

Ha ha, I'm just playing members
You know I'm not like that ;)
at the end a huge pyrotechnics display goes off leaving the word "Banned" clearly visable



Vanuatu

Artist: Mr. Black
Song: Rebecca Black's My Daughter
To the tune of:
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Do do do do do do do do do do

I saw a **** song, of some girl who can’t sing,
Like who cares, like who cares, like who cares?
Someone says she looks and sounds just like me,
How they tease, how they tease, how they tease

Get me onto Jeremy Kyle,
an eager audience or two
and a DNA test before I’m believing,
Damn, I wish the world hadn’t seen,
Surely I couldn’t spawn such a being.
Results are in oh no, please no,
This really cannot be true…

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord this can’t be right?


I remember that night in summer, that drunken silly fling,
It’s not, it’s not fair, it’s not fair
All those years ago, a condom I had forgotten to bring
Oh I scream, Oh I scream, Oh I scream.


Give me a quick a loaded gun,
At least Bieber isn’t my ****ing son.
I wish I hadn’t woke this morning,
This is too crazy.

This may be fun, fun, fun for you
Having to decide which seat to choose
But they don’t just laugh at you,
My perfect life is now through

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord I hate you so much YouTube.

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoooo


That’s it I’m moving to Vanuatu,
Rebecca I don’t want to know you,
I will always hate you YouTube.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
That’s my so called life I had
through, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh


North Korea

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Li'l Kim Jong-Il - Korea's Revenge (feat. Saddam Hussein)
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[The stage is awash with green smoke; pink strobe lights begin to flash in time with the opening beats, exposing Li'l Kim sat in an egg-chair in mid-air, on a wire]
I am not busy, I am so ronery
So far ahead, you punks can blow me
See nobody can overthrow me,
I'm startin' to feel like the one and only
[A red CGI dragon appears on the giant screen behind Li'l Kim]
Rah, rah, like the one and only
I'm startin' to feel like the one and only.
Look at my heir Jong-un, how the West be fumin'
So **** 'em all my kingdom is bloomin'
Yeah, I said it, boo-ming
Blow it up, wild thing
[Fireworks go off at the front of the screen]
(Haha) Magma
Hey Korea, hey Korea, swagger
I got the guns, we ain't got medicine
I got jails, sentencing
I'm a "mad bitch", a "tyrant"
Well I'll whip down south, *****.
Use force 'by accident',
[He begins dutty-wining]
Better watch your back, bitch, I'm on a front
You need a job, our success counts on you,
hear that bitch? No Motherland Without You
America brags a lot, I'll hit you if you mock
I am a commie, suck my cock.
It's hard work, I know it's tough
But enough is enough

[Four dancers run in from the sides, dressed in soldier uniforms. They lift up Li'l Kim and spin him around. They put him down at the end of the chorus.]
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

(I-I-I-I-Is) Is this the thanks that I get for switchin' you bitches on?
Is it my fault that we got the atomic bomb?
Shoulda sent us arms, just like Chairman Mao
Now I'ma shoot your ships up, pow-pow-pow
"(Ki-Ki-Ki) Kim, they just mad 'cause you like Pol Pot"
Word, those bitches mad 'cos I'm like Pol Pot?
Well, bitches, if you vote then y'all get shot
Got some soldiers out in Pyongyang that'll off your top
[The soldiers mime a firing squad against some dissident extras at the back of the stage]
I-I-I-I see you London, I hear you Dublin
I got you scared, shook, panickin'
Overseas, France, Mexican
My 'dictatorship' is maddenin'
You wanna **** with me? I hear that right?
I'm the mother****in' boss, override.
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
[Lady GaGa joins him onstage dressed as a motorbike; they writhe together]
Now Lady GaGa's gettin' ****ed, all night
I see them rusty-as Yankee popstars
Raggedy-ass, showin' your arse
[He shoves Lady GaGa off-stage]
I kill the gays, gas them in their cars
Born this way? Oh what a farce
(What a farce!) What, wha-wha-what, what a farce
Born this way? What a farce!
[Several angry Monsters run onstage and begin pummeling Li'l Kim with their fists and heels; Saddam Husseiny suddenly emerges from the back doors and holds them up at gunpoint - they run away. Li'l Kim climbs back into his eggchair and dances arrogantly as Saddam begins rapping.]

Saddam Husseiny:
A-a-a-a-all you li'l ******s can suck it,
No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em, yeah treat them like maggots,
And I'm wicked enough to make straight bastards bend
Yeah, in iron maidens, bitch, keep acting as if
You have the same rights that I have
Yeah, right, stay hungry, infidel
Political opponents will go straight to Hell
It's hot enough there to give you heat-rash
Try and challenge me whilst I hold my whip (I'll lash!)
[Li'l Kim begins to descend back to the stage floor; he grinds against Saddam, joining him in the chorus]
Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a ****in' balcony
Before I shove a homing missile up your ass
You know your place, so why ask?
When Husseiny and Kimmy's world class
It's (aristocrats) beats (proletariat)

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

[Kim Jong-suk, Li'l Kim's mother, appears at the top of the stairs in a kimono, face mask and tight hair rollers; she begins to scold Jong-Il.]
Kimmy! Kimmy!
Stop it, stop it!
You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!
You and this Saddam Husseiny!
What's goin' on?
They'll lock you away!
They'll put you in a jail cell!
I promise!
Take the UN's warning, Kimmy
Pleaaaaaaase
Back to bed! Run along!
Let's go! Come on!
Put those nukes down at once, boys.

South Africa

Kidnapping 101
To the tune of Rihanna's Rockstar 101
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Ronnie Mitchell emerges onto the stage, clutching her dead child, Kidnapping 101 begins to play.
Ronnie walks into the pub in the first verse, and proceeds to take the baby in the second after switching them. She quickly puts him in her baby’s clothes and shows off how he’s wearing Jack’s (her husband’s) chain.
After spinning around with the baby she continues into the chorus. Ronnie does wild movements with the live baby, tossing him in the air and even spinning him on one finger. She also creates the optical illusion of herself dribbling him like a basketball at one point before entering the second verse.
She shows the baby walking and talking and how good of a mother she is. After showing that off she then shows off the lavish clothing the baby is adorned with - ripping off one layer of clothes to reveal the Gucci and Prada the infant had on underneath.
She erupts into the chorus and again, more lavish and dangerous dance moves are seen, only she is joined by many dancers mirroring her this time - all with live babies. Only Ronnie is in a white wedding dress whilst all the others wear black leotards. All of the babies are adorned in pink and blue.
The song then reaches its climax where the dancers form a set of stairs which Ronnie walks up to reach a pure white pram that is perched on a high pedestal on the stage. Hooks are attached to her dress and she flies out into the audience with the pram in tow, as the dancers continue the wild routine on the stage during the chorus.
The song then ends with Ronnie descending back to the stage as the song ends. The crowd goes wild and the song was a huge success.

I stole ya
I stole ya
I stole ya
Baby
Baby
Uh, uh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya

Got up in the pub
Door was open in the back
Feeling so sad
Looking so bad
Walkin up the stairs
Looking in this crib
Picked your baby up
I don't really give a *******

He’s wearing clothes I got him
He’s wearing Jack’s chain
Make sure you get a picture
You won’t be with him again

To be what you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing I'm missing
Is your baby, ta

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright
Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey

Real good walker
Real good talker
Thats what people will say
Cause now I’m his Mama

I took your baby in
I disobeyed the law
Make sure I’ll dress him good
Check his clothes - gucci and prada

Take him out
Of my crazy house
With my white jacket on
You won’t know that
You’re baby’s with me now

To be what you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing I'm missing
Is your baby, ta
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ima take him round the square tonight
Cause I cant wait till tomorrow
Ima show him off to all my friends
Tonight
Ima take him round the square tonight
Cause I cant wait till tomorrow
Ima show him off to all my friends
Tonight

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey


Sweden

"Partyin’" - Clubstep
*Loads of people cover me, and open like a door and I come through*
I wanna see you rolling in the deep,
We’ll Partyin’ till we sleep.
Cause, we’ll be drinking up,
From our red solo cup.

Chorus:
Lets be partyin’ now, *Alcohol sprays everywhere*
Make our fists go pow.
(IN THE AIR!) *Sparklers*
We won’t be drunk,
Do a grand slam dunk,
Partyin’ on top of the world!

PPPump it Up, PPPump it up *Everyone clapping to the beat*
Now drink it up.
(WOOH!) *Explosion*

Chorus:
Lets be partyin’ now,
Make our fists go pow,
(IN THE AIR!)
We won’t be drunk,
Do a grand slam dunk,
Partyin’ on top of the world, world, world ,world,
Woooooooorrrrrld!

We’re not hardcore,
But we can be found on the floor,
PARTYIN’ ON TOP OF THE WORLD!

Lets go now,
I’ll drive.
Partyin’ on top of the wo…
(Shutsdown)

Sweden is awesome :)

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3788/clubstep.jpg


UK

Hero

My hero is the person who refused to confrom to the norm;
All the people who suffered verbal attacks,
From those ignorant to the facts,
And who didn't change their views,
When opposed with violence and abuse.

The women who challenged soceity,
And the gender heirarchy,
Who faught against the stereotype,
That said they could only amount to being,
"A successful housewife".

The Hindu man who fasted for peace,
So that violence and war could cease,
And so his country could be recognised,
As independent and free worldwide.

The Jewish girl who wrote a diary,
About racism and tyranny,
Whose words would single handedly,
Defeat future dictators candidly.

The Afro-American woman who sat her gorund,
So that this new era was found,
Where a black president,
Can be accepted without hesitance.

The Sikh man with a turban,
American and suburban,
Who walked around with his head held high,
Even though 9/11 suddenly made him "the devil of the sky."

All these people continue to live and be,
Regardless of society so blindly sees,
Knowing and not knowing that one day,
People will hear their stories and say,
"That's my hero."
The person who refused to conform to the norm.


Australia

Artist: Mr. Croc (featuring Kylie Minogue)
Song: Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem

http://i53.tinypic.com/2ls71x5.jpg

Mr. Croc's Outfit
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nw_RaMjTZ4M/SalbDZ5zZGI/AAAAAAAAAG8/Pz-rG6-hjuo/s320/aussie_cork_hat.jpg
http://www.fancydressandpartyshop.com/images/aff/crocodile-costume-adult-1-large.jpghttp://i54.tinypic.com/208xi4m.jpg

Kylie Minogue's Outfit
http://i131.twenga.com/sports/flag/australian-flag-boater-hat-tp_7470337987516592346.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/v4bfqr.jpghttp://i54.tinypic.com/1z8295.jpg

tR2WRUGtaB0

Lyrics + Stage Directions
(On the backdrop screen is a video of Sydney Harbour at night. Dancers flock the stage doing cartwheels and other irrelevant dances such as the macarena. Props include an oversized car with the Australian flag imprinted on it, kangaroo statues, and a wheelbarrow filled with bricks. Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue both run onto the stage)

(Mr. Croc)

Mr. Croc!
Alright
W00t
Let's go

(Mr. Croc jumps onto the large car)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
Mobs walk over and say "G'day!"
I throw a brick at them and say "Go away"

(Mr. Croc starts doing the running man while several dancers join him)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Falling over 'cos I am so great
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
I am going to see...

(Lights go dark)

Take That

(Strobe lights start flashing as Take That run onto the stage and join Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers, who are all raving and shuffling to the 15 second instrumental)

In the pub, I'm the Doc
When I'm in the pool
I am a Croc
I'm not off my face on pot
I just happen to prance about a lot

(Mr. Croc is holding a surf board while the dancers do the running man and throw bricks into the audience)
Where do I live? God knows
Tight shorts, surf board, this is how I roll
Half bloke half reptile fellow
Got no money, but here I go

(Wild dingoes run rampant across the stage while Mr. Croc starts frantically jumping on them)
No, I'm killing these dingoes for dinner
I can just shuffle on their heads and then they are dead
I'm Mr. Croc! Yeah, that's the name birds are diggin'
Just don't tell the police, then they'll throw me in prison

(Mr. Croc is joined by all the dancers on top of the car and they start jumping to the music)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
Mobs walk over and say "G'day!"
I throw a brick at them and say "Go away"

Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Falling over 'cos I am so great
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
Isn't this just such a...

Great Track

(Silence as everyone is together with their arms to the side)

Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing

(Strobe lights flash again as Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers do the entire Melbourne Shuffle)

(The lights dim and Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue are joined in a calm manner holding the Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem CD single with the dancers behind them)
Buy this fast
And make sure this song gets me loads of cash
I just need money, really bad
So please, be a good lad

(Numbers start flashing on the backdrop screen)
Number 9 this week (another week)
Now I'm number 10 (oh bloody hell)
I just want to be (at number 1)
Now I'm #43 (I'm killing myself)

(Kylie Minogue)

Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Can you please download this song?
Can you please download this song?

(Kylie Minogue, Mr. Croc and all the dancers jump to the music)
Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad
Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad, hi mum
Can you please download this song?
Download this song?
Please download it
Please download it
Please download it
Please download it

(Flame machines, falling sparks and heavy lighting effects burst into life causing a temporary studio combustion, whilst everyone on stage jumps onto the giant car)

(Mr. Croc)

Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to, to, to play

Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it
Oh, Oh, Oh
(Oh god, the police!)
Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it
Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it

Great Track

Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing


Canada

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/Untitled-2-8.gif

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DEGENERATE WIGGERS

*The good mistress white comes out dressed as a particularly sluttish rendition of the popular childrens fantasy character. Behind her come the seven Canadian rap heroes decked out in various hockey jerseys. They take their turns rapping the verses and the ones who aren't rapping pretend to fondle each others balls in an incredibly secure display of heterosexual national pride*

In Canada we grow long beards
To shield us from the seasons
But also to tickle vulnerable young womens vaginas
Like mounting a moose in the cold

Down south they got the DEA
Up here we got the mounties
I smoke trees in the streets to applause and glee
And they say 'that's what I'm talking aboot'
Yeah

Eh, eh, that's what I say
That's what I say today
You're in Canada, it's all okay
Do what you want today

We give you gay weddings and BC bud
We give you all that free healthcare and beer to chug
And all we ask, eh, all we ask
Is that you forget we gave you Nickelback too

*A giant inflatable cock comes out on stage, it's head covered with a maple leaf. Mistress White get's on board.*

I know that doesn't strictly rhyme
But it's coming from the heart, from the roots
God froze this land and he made it mine
So it's acceptable for men to wear ugg boots

From Nova Scotia to the trailer park
From Vancouver to the skatepark
From the streets to the trees to the mountaintops
America's the face with the dick on top

Eh, eh, that's what I say
That's what I say today
You're in Canada, it's all okay
Do what the the frick you please

We give you violent ice sports and maple leaves
Rush, Helix and all their great CD's
And all we ask, eh, all we ask
Is that you forget we gave you Avril too

*The cock starts slowly spinning and is raised up on strings to the delight of the traditional gay heavy live crowd*

Your bones will shake, skin will freeze so much
That furious masturbation is a nessecity, so touch
All these other countries step back please
We got culture pissing out down our knees
That's how I can write a song about the country
And not make silly references to forums, please
Although I kind of just did that
So break the filter,
Grab a bowl, down a bottle grab a *****
And **** that Canadian ****

Eh, eh, that's what I say
That's what I say today
You're in Canada, it's all okay
You can do anything you want today

We gave you Nelly Furtado and Keanu Reeves
Woah, and all that stuff about Rush CD's
And all we ask is that you forget
Chris Benoit broke his sons neck in two

Peace out 2011, Globalvision, sing it up!

*Snow explodes out of the head of the levitated cock, blasting away the maple leaf and covering the delighted crowd. The gang make their way back behind the curtain to much applause and ass slapping.*



Wales

Song for Wales "Inbessy-Yeah!" sung by L'il Bo Neep
Inspired by and sung to the tune of Insomnia by Faithless
tBrUjvONIrA

The stage floor is covered in rolls of luscious grass
http://preview.canstockphoto.com/canstock3711529.png
A large Welsh flag hangs proudly in the background
http://www.gearedforgiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/welsh_flag_01_large.gif

L'il Bo Neep walks on stage wearing a fetching wool dress
http://www.sharplily.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/gap.jpg
followed by her backing dancers known only as "The master" and "the little boy who lives down the lane"
http://fl1.shopmania.org/files/photo-images/12153/shaun-the-sheep-costume~12152917.jpghttp://slanchreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/crazy-halloween-costumes1.jpg

She walks to the microphone and says :

"this is a song I wrote about a Welsh man living in London, about how he misses Wales so and how he struggles to go on without his obsession........"

The music begins........

Deep in the city on a London night,
I can’t get away from the light,
Pick up my pen and start to write,
I try to find some words,
To describe my plight,
With a tear....InBessy-yeah
I can’t get no sheep.

I used to run, thought I was goin’ mad in a hurry,
Get in Bess! Makin’ excess mess in the darkness,
It’s beastality, Somethings all over me, greasy
Oh Bessy ahh, Please don’t leave me, let me dream of
Making love to ewe on the heath
Tearing your fleece with my teeth
But there’s no release, no fleece
I toss and turn without cease,
Like a curse open my eyes and rise like yeast,
At least a couple of weeks
Since I last Shept*, Keep watching Sheepers*
And now I can’t find a farm
Or a field or a barn, I search in the night
I find dogs, cats but no improvement, uh
I miss my baa baa Black, Missin’ Ma Bessy, want her back,
My beast, it’s my nature, I need a sheep crack
I got no sheep,
I can’t get in no sheep,

I can’t get in no Sheep,
I can’t get in no sheep,
I need a sheep, although I got no sheep
I need a sheep, although I got no sheep


(new word translation :
*Shept : the act of Sheep shaggery
*Sheepers : Sheep porn movies)




Libya

Libyan Friday
By Muammar Gaddafi (Feat. Chairman Mao and Robert Mugabe)
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/76d2f7db54f34831c.jpg

7am, waking up in my palace
Gotta be fresh, gotta sit on my throne
Gotta have my hat, gotta rule Libya
Seein’ everything, the bombs are fallin’
droppin’ on and on, NATO's trollin’
Gotta make these strikes stop
Gotta go to the UN, I see my friends (My friends)

Mao’s in the front seat
Mugabe's in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Who should I overtake?

It’s Friday, Friday
Libyans get down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' for rebels on the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Throwin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' rebels on the weekend

Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Huntin' rebels on the weekend

7:45, we’re drivin’ to the Un
Cruisin’ so fast, Oh look! Paraguay!
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My general's on my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Mao’s in the front seat
Mugabe's in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Who should I overtake?

It’s Friday, Friday
Libyans get down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' for rebels on the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Throwin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' rebels on the weekend

Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Huntin' rebels on the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Dictatorin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna crush infidels today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
But I just want these airstrikes to end!

It’s Friday, Friday
Libyans get down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' for rebels on the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Throwin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s huntin' rebels on the weekend

Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Dictatorin-tatorin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Huntin' rebels on the weekend


Finland
[One Year Ago]
In a car park beside the TiBB Eurovision event, Ravenheart grips the steering wheel, her knuckles white, fury in her eyes. She slams the accelerator, aiming her Volkswagen Beetle Turbo at DJ Talent.

He turned a gormless look upon his face. Her car smashed into him. However it’s not only his teeth that are covered in gold, his bones are too.

It was like hitting a sturdy lamppost. The Volkswagen crumpled. And DJ Talent cackled in delight.


[Eight Months Ago]
After reconstructive facial surgery, a long coma and loads of comfort eating, Ravenheart lay on her hospital bed, a broken person once again.

A dark haired man in shades and a stylish grey suit entered her room.

“We have a proposition for you, as one of the few Finnish celebrities, Ravenheart you are a valuable commodity. And we would like our brand to merge with you for the next singing competition. We will fund your rehabilitation and provide you with a backing group with mass appeal.
All you have to do is mention our company in your song, do we have a deal?
“Yes,” she said hesitantly.

[The Present]
Ravenheart could hardly contain her excitement for Tibb Globalvision. She laced herself into her corset, and feeling slightly nauseous as she walked out onto stage.

"Winland" by Ravenheart & Special Guests

(From the darkness, a burst of purple lights reveals Ravenheart)

http://img.imgur.com/tOJtYl.jpg

The clouds of failure have left me now
And through the coming storm
You give me the courage somehow
Like a flame you keep me warm

Our love couldn’t get any higher
I want to kiss and talk to ya
On the worlds number one phone supplier
The totally amazing latest Nokia

(The lights switch to blue and the backing singers show up, they join in on the chorus)

http://i.imgur.com/3RDFe.jpg

Us, glove in glove
Walking through the snow in Finland
Head over heals in love
You make this place Win-land

(American wild guy Charlie Sheen, and the nation's sweetheart Cheryl Cole, go silent as religious leader the Dalai Lama takes the mic)

I would like to welcome a special guest
He is the one and only DJ Talent

(The lights go green as DJ Talent emerges and starts to rap)

http://i.imgur.com/dcXta.jpg

When I say Tibb Globalvision
You say Talent!

(Ravenheart screams)

Noooooooo!! Not that ****er!!!

(Ravenheart charges towards him, he doesn't even flinch, he grins his gold toothed grin, and spreads his legs a little, making the target easier for Ravneheart, as she kicks with all her might.)

Ahhhhhhh!!!

(There's a sound like church bells chiming, DJ Talent's smile gets bigger, and he says to the fallen Ravenheart)

My balls are golden now too!

(Ravenheart clenched her foot as medics came on stage. Charlie Sheen thought the whole thing was a little too crazy for him and decided to leave Tibb Globalvision and maybe turn his life around. Cheryl Cole was very impressed with the Dalai Lama's shaven head, he said he'd let her stroke it for the rest of the evening :evilgrin:)



Kosovo

Love Don't Kosovo Thing - G-Lo
The lights on stage are dimmed, with random flashes of blue and gold spotlights striking the stage; all of a sudden the silhouette of the performer can be seen on stage. The lights turn up and a large bath tub can be seen on stage, with the performer is sitting on the edge of it. The performer is G-Lo, a sassy Kosovar who is wearing sunglasses and looking frickin’ pissed. G-Lo is wearing an all gold outfit; with a ceremonial staff and a Steinbock golden hairpiece. She is wearing a sash that says Kosovo on it to indicate who she is representing, and has a blue train flowing behind her.

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/G-LoKosovo.jpg

She holds a phone to her ear and gives the audience a one sided view of the phone call:

“Hello? Hey! You’re not gonna let me be independent? Again? Nuh uh yeah I got it, actually I was just rebelling against it, it’s devastating. I just wish that… you could have said yes instead of this war, you know? ‘Cause last thing I need is another war.”

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/globalvision001.jpg

The backing track starts, and she steps up from the bath and starts strutting back and forth the stage, working those hips like you wouldn’t believe. Throughout the performance she dramatically pushes male dancers away from her, as if to declare her independence from them.

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Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join N-A-T-O
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

When you wound up in the Yugoslav
Saw the look you gave to the Herzegov’
Knew that it was war with Albanians
Riling up your troops so UN saw the difference
Didn’t need you in, World War Two
Kicking up a fuss with Italians too
You’re a drama queen
We want autonomy
Milosevic’s out of control

All that matters is
That you give us rights
Give us EU membership
That money can't buy yeah

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/globalvision.jpg

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join E-U-R-O
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

When we begged to France
Thought you'd understand
Doing cleansing on our precious lands
Now you’re gonna try, against a NATO force
We’ve been crying ‘bout it ‘til our rebel voice is hoarse
Ethnic cleansing, that was well gay
Independence, never happening
If it doesn't change, gonna hit the vod’
Humanitarians y’know you’ve got to go

All that matters is
That you give us rights
Give us UN membership
That money can't buy yeah

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join O-S-C-E
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

A thing, a thing, a thing
Yeah yeah, yeah
You think the empire that you've built
Can substitute the blame and guilt
Take the troops into our plains
Then you can win our land, and kill the Roma and
We think you need to let it go
And hand to us Pristina oh
There's more dictatorship in you
But we don’t give a ****, ‘cause you’ve run out of luck

G-Lo dramatically rejects an item of expensive looking jewellery, a ring, from one of the male dancers, before launching into three final repetitions of the chorus, at which point the choreography steps up a gear and G-Lo dances in sync with the backing dancers, writhing between them like the Ben Affleck humping slut she really is.

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/globalvision002.jpg

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join N-A-T-O
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join E-U-R-O
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

Think you gotta suppress me
**** no
Think I'm gonna join O-S-C-E
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing
Think I wanna drive the Serbs away
If I wanna cleanse I've got my soap
Even if you were broke
My love don't Kosovo thing

G-Lo is lifted up by the backing dancers and poises herself in a position similar to the Statue of Liberty, holding her ceremonial staff as the torch and the Steinbock hairpiece as the crown.



:)

[Vicky.]

Oh ffs shaun :bored:

-Is never trying to be helpful every again-

[Shaun]

pmsl sorry Vicky. -stole your idea from last year-

[Vicky.]

I was quoting them while you posted them so I didnt waste too much time.

But still :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Shaun]

I think I might do the results tomorrow, so more people have a chance to vote. Depends if I get enough before 11 :)

[Niamh.]

Voted, great show Shaun, well done!

[Iceman]

I think I might do the results tomorrow, so more people have a chance to vote. Depends if I get enough before 11 :)

:bawling::bawling:

[Maia]

Amazing performances tonight, good luck everyone :hugesmile:

[Vicky.]

Do the judges need to give comments too?

[Shaun]

can do if you want - post them in here :) but PM me your votes :p

[Vicky.]

Sent my votes in. Good luck everyone :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omfgz that stubble

http://i.imgur.com/pouS0.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Loved the hosting Shaun :love:

Especially when they didn't know they were live :laugh:

[Iceman]

omfgz that stubble

http://i.imgur.com/pouS0.gif

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

Am gonna have to do the results tomorow :laugh:

[Iceman]

:bored:

[Niall]

Y'all liked mine?!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkhdi1DTNm1qa4hk4.gif

Omg I thought it was ****. :laugh:

Thankyou! :') *Is still about ten pages behind* Eoin yours was amazing. :love:

[Shaun]

oh and since there are quite a couple of entries getting few votes - I'll increase the number of entries people can vote for from 3 to 5 :) (yes those who have voted can vote for 2 more)

[Niall]

This was amazing. Everyone's entries are gold lmfao. I laughed so much reading them all. :laugh3:

[Shaun]

I SAID VOTE BITCHes.

[Iceman]

Vote for mine it'll piss of the trolls

[MTVN]

Just been reading them, conrats everyone they're all great, a lot better than I could ever have done :D

[Niall]

I voted hehehehe.

[Benjamin]

Love the entries everyone, really good effort. :thumbs:

[Shaun]

vote then ben :(

[Shaun]

votes close at 6!

http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4231466&postcount=444

PM me your favourite five performances

[Josy]

Bumping for votes!!!

[Jords]

Voted x)

[T*]

its 6pm!

[Shaun]

Hmm, was just about to say the voting is now over but there's a tie for first place! Will keep postponing this until I get a conclusive vote :) Results in 20 minutes!

[T*]

2 mins left :D

[Iceman]

haha 19th title and results of this, been a good day

[Shaun]

still tied. can't do owt until that changes.

[Z]

Good evening globalvision, Kosovo calling from its iPhone because we can't afford laptops!

[Doogle]

Good evening globalvision, Kosovo calling from its iPhone because we can't afford laptops!

How do you charge the iPhone then?

[T*]

How do you charge the iPhone then?

They have to build a water wheel and try and make a wire to attach to the iphone. Its really quite sad, they can only call once a year, and they dont even
have enough money to get the internet to buy the FREE APPS.

[Josy]

Someone else hurry up and vote!!! so we can get the results :laugh:

[Shaun]

k we're untied.

[T*]

wooh!

[T*]

what are the results?

[Josy]

what are the results?

Shaun will post them soon.

[T*]

I don't get eurovision, if the country wins, they only host it, they have to pay more the next year if they host.

[Maia]

Australia are ready for the results

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/gray-kangaroo_554_600x450.jpg

[Shaun]

http://www.ecgermany.de/archiv/bilder/Fotos%20ESC%201974/Moderatorin%2074.jpg

Good evening, world.

blahblahblah something zany blahblahblah this has been a treat blahblahblah you're all useless and i can barely contain my disappointment with how little attention has been devoted to this blahblahblah

LET'S LOOK AT THE JUDGES' (Matt, Vicky and I (thanks for the stellar output as per usual Beastie)) SCORES

[Iceman]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lksvttyQuH1qgt53mo1_500.gif

Im here

[T*]

sweden is ready!
Below- plat the platypus mascot, and they don't even have them in sweden.

[Shaun]

Australia - 29
Kosovo - 29
Finland - 25
UK - 24
Canada - 22
Libya - 20
South Africa - 20
Ireland - 18
Wales - 16
North Korea - 16
Vanuatu - 10
Sweden - 5

[T*]

Australia - 29
Kosovo - 29
Finland - 25
UK - 24
Canada - 22
Libya - 20
South Africa - 20
Ireland - 18
Wales - 16
North Korea - 16
Vanuatu - 10
Sweden - 5
:bawling:

[Stu]

Wow that was sudden. Cheers for the suspense you bastard.

I'm content with being in the top half.

[Iceman]

Australia - 29
Kosovo - 29
Finland - 25
UK - 24
Canada - 22
Libya - 20
South Africa - 20
Ireland - 18
Wales - 16
North Korea - 16
Vanuatu - 10
Sweden - 5

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lksv9tz4Dt1qjhovuo1_500.gif

:bawling:

[Shaun]

THEY'RE THE JUDGES' SCORES ALONE STUART.

my god

[T*]

Oh phew! even though my score isn't gonna be any better.

[Maia]

:o

http://p.imgci.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/68600/68685.jpg

[Stu]

http://teesbox.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/a-song-for-europe.jpg

[Josy]

http://teesbox.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/a-song-for-europe.jpg

:joker:

[Z]

:amazed: