maaaaaaaan

[Ramsay]

im bored
this place is dead
someone tell me a joke

[Ramsay]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eeQaVU96zks/TWeuDBJh06I/AAAAAAAAACc/5KKDaQCR3WE/s1600/middle-finger.jpg

[Novo]

Saw a lonely girl stood at the bar last night so I thought I'd give it a try. "You want to come back to mine tonight? When I've finished with you, you'll be feeling like Wonder Woman," I said.

"Why, are you going to submit to my every command and let me have my way with you," she giggled.

"No," I replied. "I've been working on No. 3 reactor at Fukushima"

[Ramsay]

First dyslexic cook: “Can you smell gas?”
Second dyslexic cook: “I can’t even smell my own name''

[GypsyGoth]

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says. "I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves. Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack." The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some. The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you." She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass." The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, "Surprise I'm the guy on the bus." With that the nun turns around and says, "Surprise I'm the bus driver."

[Ramsay]

I ****ed a dwarf tonight.

It was my first time, but I won't be making a hobbit of it.

[KG.]

I said to my mate, "I just watched that film about the Nazis."

He said, "Oh what, the one with Adolf in?"

I said, "No mate, you're thinking of 'Flipper', this was just about the Nazis."

Sickipedia :love:

[Ramsay]

I ****ed a dwarf tonight.

It was my first time, but I won't be making a hobbit of it.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sinitta's career

thats it

thats the joke