tib8bit (Level 7 - Showdown)

[Shaun]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2cy5z6g.png

coming soon...

[Benjamin]

what is tib8bit?

[GypsyGoth]

what is tib8bit?

A palindrome :D

[Shaun]

the palindrome was actually unintentional LOL I realised it halfway through the story :laugh:

Without giving too much away - it'll be set in the TiBB Arcade. The story will be told from Iceman's perspective as he tries to both create new games and conquer existing ones. Of course being tib8bit it'll involve an interactive element - with references to various TiBB members (this time without any WOMBAI jabs :p) and popular computer games.

[GypsyGoth]

:bigsmile: Sounds very good.

[Shaun]

and I'll actually finish this one :laugh: each chapter will be told in "Levels" - there'll be 7 gameplay levels, an introduction and a conclusion.

[Benjamin]

He best not steal my Yahtzee Simon or Pinboliada highs score in your story. I will not lose those to him! EVER! :nono:

[Tom4784]

I can't wait for this.

[Z]

I'm so excited for this :D

[Niall]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

http://oi55.tinypic.com/2cy5z6g.jpg

"Eoin, we've had some complaints about you hogging all of the Arcade high scores - it's not exactly a fun competitive environment when the same mutant gaming addict wins everything, is it?" James droned, giving Iceman a reprimanding look.
"I can't help it, I'm just too good," a modest man replied, "perhaps we could give them some new games?" he suggested.
"I'm tired of placating these fools with games! I had dreams of starting the world's first reality television poker series! But will I ever get that?" he snapped, randomly permabanning ithinkiloveyoutoo! "No! Because all these morons care about is pub quizzes and Yahtzee! Well I've had it!"
Eoin was a little bit mortified as James deadministrated (I don't care if this is a neologism, it'll do) himself and made Eoin co-admin. Mark was oddly nonchalant about the whole affair, and Kaz would only find out in 4 months anyway.
"Find your own games, you jackass!" he cackled and took up residency in the music section, forming a rival musical elite to Shaun with a heavy emphasis on the Pink Floyd catelogue, "all in all you're just another dick in the wall!"

'Well that was a rather crude pun,' Eoin observed, 'and one that few of the younger members will get...' he shrugged and suddenly realised his newfound duties. He went to the admin panel when he noticed a PM from arista.

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The forum had drastically changed appearance - and even more worryingly, so had the world outside. Beyond Eoin's window he could notice dark red clouds forming overhead; a distant roar of thunder added to this ominous tone. A loud, resonant voice echoed around the world.

"So, Eoin. You sexy Young spunk. You want to Win the tibb Arcade yes?
Bring It On."

All of TiBB suddenly began to lock members' accounts - the most popular and active users, not to mention the more quirky ones that would provide ample writing material - but this went relatively unnoticed. With the worldwide broadcast, membership rapidly shot up, each new member eager to find out what on Earth was going on. Before Eoin could begin to merge these 98 new threads in 34 different languages, he was sucked into the screen - before being pounced on by Scott.

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/32/49/63504932/photos/Mario-cuz-it/Toadette-face.jpg

"Oh my! :evilgrin:" Scott cooed, before putting his slutty tendencies to rest. "Eoin," he announced in a gravelly voice, "TiBB needs you."
"Yes," a small pink toadstool confirmed before taking to Scott's side. "Arista has set you some challenges and games to fight through in order to save us all!" MeMyselfandI announced.
"Am I high?" Eoin stammered, before MeMyselfandI slapped him.
"Get a hold of yourself!" the surprisingly strong mushroom yelled, briefly changing gender and swelling to 10 times its size, "you'll first have to complete...Stuper Mario Bros.!

A distant 8-bit track could be heard...

wGX4obVl64w

[LemonJam]

the 8-bit arista <3

[Tom4784]

I love this.

[Benjamin]

LOL. And :love: for the music. :)

[Niall]

Pmsl, amazing Shaun :love:

[Vicky.]

"Get a hold of yourself!" the surprisingly strong mushroom yelled, briefly changing gender and swelling to 10 times its size

****ing PMSL at this. :laugh2:

I actually laughed.

And then had to explain to gav what was funny.

Oh the shame f/

[Niamh.]

:laugh2: brilliant

[Shaun]

http://i55.tinypic.com/v66ceq.jpg

Landing into this gaming arena via a large green pipe, Eoin took a seat at the controlpad and began to play. He immediately recognised his protagonist - Stu - who had been crudely pixellated and placed in a red plumber's outfit.
"Let's-a go!" he yelled in an unconvincing Italian accent, unable to shake off the Irish roots.

Another, albeit softer, voice boomed into the gaming arena.
"You should be familiar with the controls to this game!" MeMyselfandI reassured, "and I'll be appearing a couple of times as Toad."
"Do you reckon the readers of this story will even remember Toadgate?" Eoin sighed.
"Only the sad ones" Toad confirmed. "Now, the objective of this game is to save Princess."
"Princess as in Laura?" Eoin gasped.
"Yeah! Amazing how this **** writes itself really isn't it?" Toad laughed, shattering all manners of fourth walls. "Now sod off."

Eoin took the controller and Stu sprang to life. He hopped around a bit crazily, gathering coins and hitting blocks with no real direction, when suddenly three ukturtles came crawling towards him. Stu leapt onto the back of the first one, dismantling its shell with a disconcerting lack of blood, and used the shell to chase off the other two.
"Piece of piss." Eoin mused, as Stu jumped into another block, revealing a mushroom. He began to eat it and grew to double his size - also distorting the screen into a slowed-down psychedelic experience; the music reduced to a sinister series of loud thuds and whistles.
"Ah, gay." Eoin tripped.

Suddenly a pink dinosaur appeared from behind a bush on the screen.
"Josyyyyyy!" she cried, and Stu immediately jumped onto her back. They ran along the rest of the level toppling more ukturtle clones and goombas with ease. At the end of the course they found a flagpole and a castle - they leapt and reached the peak, earning themselves a gold star. They stored it and entered the castle.

"Oh Stu! You're here!" Toad whimpered. "Help us! TRWser has taken Princess in ransom of a Real World forum!"
"What a ballbag." Stu muttered, ignoring the Italian character development.
The music suddenly grew darker as Stu went through the castle - avoiding large concrete blocks that decided to fall as he drew near, and Boo Boo Gavins (ghostly villains that only appear if you look the opposite way) - with little trouble when he came to a large hallway. He ran up it, coming to a grand throne, where TRWser sat.

"Prepare for some tense dialogue!" TRWser cried, gesturing a team of cameramen to his side to get all this action, and kicking a script towards Stu. Stu picked it up and struggled to find his motivation.
"I...where's Princess?" Stu demanded, waving hair out of his face and calling TRWser a "fake slut!"
"That ***** is locked away, and unless you beat me in a fight, you'll never see her again!" TRWser overacted, but the cameras still rolled.
"Look. **** this. What the hell are we being recorded for?" Stu flung the script at TRWser, causing him to lose a life.
"Cut! You insufferable druggie!" TRWser shot a flame towards Stu which Josy deflected with her own. "I need a dramatic show for the launch of my new forum!" he jumped, causing the earth to quake and knocking Stu and Josy off their guard.
"Get. Over. That. Sack. Of. Crap!" Stu jumped, knocking TRWser on the back - which was guarded with spikes. As Stu shrunk, the cameramen kept focus on the battle. Josy charged at TRWser, knocking him onto his side, before eating the script.
"Nooooooooooo!" TRWser howled, as the cameramen walked off, lost and with a sudden desire to film their own independent project about Sticks' Mystical Realms saga. TRWser shrank and shrank until he completely evaporated.

Stu hugged Josy and they were greeted by a jubilant Toad.
http://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/195078-princess_is_in_another_castle_super.jpg

Stu sighed and punched MeMyselfandI in the face for leading him on a wild goose chase. He parted ways with Josy and realised that Princess would have to be saved at a later level. Eoin sat back, triumphant, and arista's voice boomed outside.

"Yes. Well Done, you Irish Scamp.
But the Real World is Rubbish anyways. You will be no Match for Pic-Man!"

The booming voice cackled, and Eoin looked back to his screen. Stu, MeMyselfandI and Josy were free - and had gone back to their respective homes. He leveled up.

[Benjamin]

Hahaha, I am laughing so much at the TRWser vs. Stu bit! :laugh2:

[Vicky.]

:D

[Shaun]

if you're wondering wtf a goomba is, it's these little buggers:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Goomba2.gif

[Iceman]

LOL I feel honoured....I think?

[Tom4784]

Lmao

[Shaun]

qt~

[Benjamin]

I hope the second part to this is soon. :love:

[Stephanie]

LMFAO.

TRWser howled, as the cameramen walked off, lost and with a sudden desire to film their own independent project about Sticks' Mystical Realms saga.

:laugh3: this is epic.

[Scarlett.]

Haha this is awesome

[Niall]

:laugh3:

So funny :love:

[Shaun]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2jb1kpj.png

Again, Eoin immediately realised the name of the game.

"But we already have a pacman game!" he moaned, since this was one of the few existing arcade games he hadn't mastered.
"No. This is a New Game, young Eoin Spunk." arista echoed, as Eoin shrugged off his increasing use of semen references. "You might recognise our Scott, Jizz Tits."
Eoin shuddered and realised the little yellow pacman had been replaced with an avatar of a fierce black girl. He immediately got to work, pushing right, up, left and down as Scott went around devouring threads with .gifs.

Eoin was beginning to think this was all a bit easy when some invisible mods appeared out of a little box and started chasing him. Scott began to panic and threw out a couple of duplicate .gifs which lost him some credibility on TiBB.

A fanclub however was setup on the website, where 309 Brazilian members cited him as an inspiration to live their flamboyant lifestyle, swiftly forgetting about Lady GaGa.

The moderators were quickly honing in on Scott, who was loitering around the bottom right corner, when he suddenly devoured an entire sub-forum. The moderators panicked and ran away, all blaming each other for their lack of efficiency and Mark the admin for not giving them enough training. Scott caught up with Niamh and ate her husband's photographs in her purse, causing her to disintegrate into a pair of eyes and run back home to make sure he hadn't been molested.

The mods soon regained control however and resumed their chace. Scott twisted and turned throughout the forum and used a number of tricks to escape detection. He was just turning another corner when he saw a shirtless picture of a hot gay guy ahead (yes this is my equivalent of the fruit). He sped up and took it in his stride, leaving behind a sticky translucent residue that Dezzy got caught up in.

Eoin was temporarily distracted by arista's voice.
"You must Get to 5000 Threads to Win this,
Manjuice Irishman."

He ignored the lech and made Scott navigate towards more naked gay pictures to boost his score. He was soon at 4000 when he tried to take the shortcut from right to left, only to find Kaz hurtling towards him. He turned back and there was Zee, conjuring a ban. He was trapped, and instantly lost a life.

"Ha. Ha!" arista teased, as Eoin resumed on his last life - he only had 300 more threads to eat up. And he did so. Easily. Because this game is actually really ****ing boring to write about. I'm not sure why I picked it. Anyway, stay tuned because Round 3 is about TRON. Yay!

[Iceman]

:laugh2: worst game out there /notbitter

[Stu]

"Ah, gay." Eoin tripped.

:joker: :joker: :joker:

Bloody good show.

[Z]

This is just beautiful. :D

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :love:

[Benjamin]

:laugh2:


Is round 3 tonight Shaun?

[Shaun]

i'm not a ****ing machine, ben

[Tom4784]

Ew, I got Scott's gunk all over me.

[Iceman]

Ew, I got Scott's gunk all over me.

Rather you than me :pat:

[Niall]

:laugh3: :lovedup:

[Shaun]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2wrgkgn.png

The world outside had turned a neon blue as bars of light rose from the roads and buildings were suddenly laced in green gridlines, like the template for a virtual reality. Eoin thought he could hear "This isn't the Reality I wanted!" from a distant dragon when arista's voice returned, notably more robotic and authoratitive than before.

"As the Great Marina said,
'I am Not A Robot.'

She was Right, young Owen-cock. I am no Cyber Bitch. But you soon Will be! Ha-ha."

Noticing that this dialogue was becoming a little formulaic, Eoin ignored the enigma's sexual advances and began to prepare for level 3. He poured out a glass of lemonade and lifted it to his mouth, only for it to disappear.

"I think Not,
you Pesky slut muffin," arista screeched, "no Food or Drink until you beat Me."

Eoin rubbed his eyes and muttered obscenities before beginning the level. The screen was equally technological as the world outside, and he tried to remember where he'd seen these kind of visuals. On the forum, Jeff Bridges had just registered and posted an "OMG!!! I JKNOW THIS!!1" thread to which Stu and various other Big Lebowski fans built a shrine. The atmosphere was fairly relaxed considering the world had just changed into a virtual-reality purgatory, and White Russians were passed around with joy.
"Hey, put me down!" cried Rémy.

He could hardly believe his eyes but Eoin's protagonist for this level was Red Moon. A glittering red orb, it suddenly morphed into what he could only describe as a motorcycle from a Björk video - and then it hit him. He was in the TRON universe. A blue car then joined alongside Red Moon and announced himself as Blue Moon.

"Only one Moon can be a moderator, semen-Boy." arista announced. "And it Sure As Hell won't be Roy!" he cackled, having suddenly broken into rhyming couplets in what was sure to be a shortlived narrative device.

As Kerry made a poll asking which of the two would win, they limbered up and Eoin flexed his fingers. He hadn't yet installed a racing game on TiBB so this was an entirely new game for him. A pixellated 'hot girl' stepped out between the two racers with a chequered flag to initiate the race, and on closer inspection the figure looked a lot like Harry.

"I just stole Madonna's body!" he announced triumphantly, as a decrepid leg fell off. "Three...two...one...go!" she/he squealed, picking up his discarded limbs only to shatter into pieces by the sheer force of the passing vehicles.
The Blue Moon had a slight lead to begin with, but Red Moon had put up with years of the likes of nodisharmony and Amy21 to give up just yet. With a couple of sudden bursts he soon found himself edging ahead of his rival.

http://collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Tron/tron_movie_image_light_cycles.jpg

He suddenly turned right, cutting a red light across the blue racer's path, but Mr. Blue (it's a little late to go for a Reservoir Dogs reference I know but it's worth a shot) managed to swerve and avoid crashing into it. Red Moon began throwing behind spare parts to try and knock the enemy off course but his moderation powers were weak and out of practice. Mr. Blue had overtaken Red and suddenly cut across his path to the left - but Red saw this a mile off.

Now on the inside curve, Red had an advantage and they were soon neck and neck. Red decided to play dirty and suddenly unbanned Thomas_C, causing the rampant homosexual to run onto the grid and flash his bits at them both - Red instinctively looked away but Mr. Blue veered off path and crashed into a wall. Red had won by default!

"You have played Dirty my Eire sexx-xxppp{system-one;;DARENN;;cock pun_}"

Eoin struggled to keep up and decided to jump at the opportunity to level-up; giving Red Moon his freedom.

[LemonJam]

rofl

[Iceman]

LOL I see what you mean, maybe I was reading your mind Shaun :amazed:

[Benjamin]

Hahahaha these stories cheer me up. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

I was aiming for a sense of ennui :bawling: -tears up sheets-

[Tom4784]

"I think Not,
you Pesky slut muffin,"

ROFL.

[Shaun]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2rmtv6a.png

The loading page finally stopped spouting random self-referential jokes and finally showed a screen where a green plot of land had been conjured, with black gridlines. On the road stood 6 people - the appearances of whom Eoin vaguely recognised. As he moved the cursor, a house began to build itself - furnishing itself lavishly and with bizarre items (a genie lamp, a fireworks kit, an inexplicable turkey).

"Rosebud!" cried Ninastar.
"Semi-colon exclamation mark!" retaliated Smithy, as they stood patiently in the street.
Eoin was mightily confused and wondered when the element of arista's terror would unleash itself. He hadn't got much experience of this particular game, but had heard many friends talk about how they'd killed fictional representations of enemies in a fit of maniacal rage. This could be fun, he supposed.
The house was finally constructed, and he had to admire its design - arista had taste. Aside from an upstairs room laced entirely in red and black, and with some questionable objects lining the bedside table, he noticed that a green diamond appeared above a person - her name, GypsyGoth, appeared at the bottom of the screen with a list of traits, feelings and hobbies. He clicked the traits tab.

"Outgoing - 2
Nice - 8
Playful - 6
Active - 4
Neat - 7"

He didn't really understand what this meant so decided to move along - when he suddenly realised that the 6 of them were moving around of their own free will. He hovered over pictures of their heads at the bottom - Ninastar, GypsyGoth, Jessica, Niall, Smithy, Harry - and decided to just sit back and watch them; this was a Big Brother forum after all.
A screen on the TiBB website streamed live footage of the six Housemates; BBSpy secured a number of promotional opportunities (Win your own signed Madonna/GaGa karaoke CD!) and interest in the site was at a peak high; people were almost feeding off of the sextet's lives.

He noticed that time seemed to go a little strangely in this house, a second representing a minute. Therefore it was fun to watch Niall washing his hands for an hour, or Jessica taking half an hour to walk to the garden. He clicked on Smithy's head and that green diamond appeared above his body again - he suddenly realised he could control these people. He decided to test drive the genie lamp. Smithy obeyed immediately, walking towards the peculiar object and giving it a bit of a rub - staggering backwards when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke!
"Comen snala!" Smithy waved. Eoin stared on in a mixture of confusion and anticipation.
The genie seemed to wobble uncontrollably and was a little bit flatulent. After a few moments of inaudible conversation, a large pop-up window appeared in the middle of the paused game.

http://thesims.neoseeker.com/w/i/thesims/thumb/1/13/TS_LL_Quote_Genie_02.png/350px-TS_LL_Quote_Genie_02.png

Feeling a little sentimental, Eoin clicked Love. The genie teetered again before casting a spell in another cloud of smoke. Another pop-up declared:

"By the great beard of Zeus! Cupid's arrow has found the posterior of Niall!" he bowed before disappearing. Smithy looked a little taken aback as a red heart suddenly appeared over Niall's exaggerated black hair. Niall dashed from the kitchen through to their game room and began kissing Smithy's feet, which Smithy took as a welcome form of worship - commanding him to bring him grapes and GIFs.
Meanwhile, GypsyGoth and Harry were in the study. Eoin noticed a small green bar above their heads slowly filling up, when suddenly another pop-up declared Harry to be a step closer towards mastering mechanics! Soon afterwards GypsyGoth, who was at an easel, picked up a creativity point. They continued at this until they had 4 bars each - when Ninastar called them for dinner. She was just finishing stirring a pot on top of the hob when the whole kitchen, suddenly, violently burst into flames.

The whole 6 ran to the kitchen in a panic - TiBB's stream viewers rocketed - as Eoin clicked frantically to get Niall to phone the fire department. Niall however wouldn't stop panicking and jumping, and when he realised this request shrugged and complained about a lack of hygiene. Eoin looked and noticed the bars at the bottom were a violent red colour - particularly in the areas of hygiene, bladder and hunger. He decided to make Smithy do it, who was generally more amiable, and ordered the other 5 out of the house - which they did so in an unusually linear motion, refusing to overtake or bypass each other.
Supposing this was a formality of the gaming logistics, Eoin waited anxiously as the fireman stormed into the house, soon followed by another character called Scott, who was in turn pursued by Niamh.

Whilst the fireman doused the flames (which had by now reduced the fridge, corner unit and blender to a pile of ash) with an extinguisher, Niamh caught up with Scott and poked him in the chest before slapping him. Scott was reduced to tears and, after helping himself to the Shack family's toilet, left. Eoin noticed the fire was now out, and the fireman had left. He decided to invest in a fire alarm should Niall's hysteria ever get the better of him again, and also arranged for a maid service.
"Yees signore?" a hispanic woman answered, "me llamo Enid."
That doesn't sound very Spanish, Eoin reflected, as she agreed to attend daily to clean for the family.

Over the next few days little happened. Harry had now got himself a job as a lab assistant that saw him away most nights, whilst Jessica had begun improving her cooking abilities to avoid another disaster - the previous perpetrator was now focussing on improving her fitness in order to improve her career in athletics. Niall's obsession with Smithy had intensified after they sat watching television together one evening; their relationship reached another stage when they began to share beds (although nothing suggestive happened; Eoin was careful to observe). As for GypsyGoth, her creativity made her a popular Shack - she'd often entertain her family by playing the piano or telling stories and had begun singing often after a few boosts to her confidence.

A fortnight exactly after the fire however, at roughly 1AM, the dramatic music roused Eoin again. He finally saw arista making his move - a grim reaper had come into the road and Eoin immediately scrambled to refresh his TiBB tab - there were 8 topics along the lines of "JESSICA DIES IN SWIMMING POOL" - Eoin panicked. He noticed a gravestone out by the pool, where Niall and Smithy were sobbing and GypsyGoth was letting off fireworks. The reaper walked towards them and introduced himself, taking her spirit and leaving an urn in addition to the stone. He gesticulated towards the head of the household, GypsyGoth (since Harry. was at work), and the screen wobbled once more. Eoin read.

http://i52.tinypic.com/2urs66u.png

Eoin's face screwed up in a rage, until GypsyGoth's movements in the game gave him a genius idea. She walked towards the external wall of the house, and then a dream cloud appeared above her head showing frustration at her inability to find a door. Without hesitating, Eoin then clicked onto the build mode and built a small wall around the reaper without walls, windows, flooring or furniture. Now he only had to play the waiting game, as Arista paced around the small chamber with surprising nonchalance. He enjoyed the further development of the remaining 5 family members - Ninastar had qualified for the Olympic hurdles team; Harry. was now working for NASA; GypsyGoth had a recording career and Smithy and Niall were expecting their third child. 3 days after Eoin's trap, the reaper began to evaporate, and the levelling up screen appeared.

"Tao! Wakana di booboo" the family waved.

[Ninastar]

lmfao aww I loved it.

[Tom4784]

Rofl <3.

[Z]

Poor Jessica. That was an enjoyable read!

[Iceman]

Poor Jess.... :(

[Benjamin]

Awww poor Jess, and LOL at Scott and Niamhs part. :laugh:

[Stephanie]

LMAO. aw jess :(

[Judas]

Please involve Tessa, my new favourite memeber into this story. She can believe anything arista or Eoin says... I don't know, but she is just amazing.

[Niamh.]

Awww poor Jess, and LOL at Scott and Niamhs part. :laugh:

:laugh2:

lmao at Smithy and Niall:joker:

[arista]

Please involve Tessa, my new favourite memeber into this story. She can believe anything arista or Eoin says... I don't know, but she is just amazing.


Spiffing

[Niall]

:laugh3: :love:

Smithy left me though, and now he won't pay child support. :bored:

[Iceman]

:laugh3: :love:

Smithy left me though, and now he won't pay child support. :bored:

That's terrible..... I heard you adopted loads of kids too :shocked:

[Niall]

That's terrible..... I heard you adopted loads of kids too :shocked:

Yeah we did, we modelled ourselves after Brangelina - 11 children we had. Only 3 were biologically ours. Now I have to look after them all, woking as a hooker. :bawling:

[Benjamin]

I heard Novo is looking for a new wife. ;)

[Niall]

I heard Novo is looking for a new wife. ;)

:amazed:

[Benjamin]

Did Iceman lose the game? :amazed:

[Iceman]

Did Iceman lose the game? :amazed:

I dont think so....:shocked: maybe I did

[Iceman]

Nope just checked, still have 5 minute Pool, maybe Shaun has had a mental breakdown cause I kick ass at games /cheekyness

[Benjamin]

Nope just checked, still have 5 minute Pool, maybe Shaun has had a mental breakdown cause I kick ass at games /cheekyness

-hopes the story ends with Ice failing at the hands of the Elite four (Myself, Shaun, Sarah and Mollie)-

[Shaun]

i need to write the rest :p I'm stuck on the fifth because I had it down as Sonic but I really don't know the game well enough. -thinks of others-

[Iceman]

-hopes the story ends with Ice failing at the hands of the Elite four (Myself, Shaun, Sarah and Mollie)-

add al of yall scores up, I'm still numero uno Bitches /Cockinesswearingthin

[Shaun]

and Eoin I got your PM the other day I just ignored it because it was easier than swearing at you

[Iceman]

and Eoin I got your PM the other day I just ignored it because it was easier than swearing at you

:lovedup: (why cant I post on your wall??)

[Benjamin]

i need to write the rest :p I'm stuck on the fifth because I had it down as Sonic but I really don't know the game well enough. -thinks of others-


You should base it on Pokemon. There is a few Pokemon sounding members here (Beastie, Ninastar etc). ;)

and Eoin I got your PM the other day I just ignored it because it was easier than swearing at you

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

I have a pokemon level planned already you spoiler-filled harpie. :(

[Benjamin]

I have a pokemon level planned already you spoiler-filled harpie. :(

Lol, sorry. :blush:


How about a nice game of Simonsays (aka Scott). I'm sure Ice would love that. ;)

[Iceman]

Lol, sorry. :blush:


How about a nice game of Simonsays (aka Scott). I'm sure Ice would love that. ;)

Yeah that or russian roulette.

[Josy]

OMG That was great :laugh3:

[Niall]

DO CALL OF DUTY!!!! :amazed: :amazed: :amazed:

[Shaun]

I wanted to really keep to classic oldschool games - hence not doing some like Grand Theft Auto, COD, Final Fantasy (I haven't done FF because I know nothing about it - same for Zelda) - but if I get desperate I'll use them because everyone's somewhat familiar with them. Ooh I just got an idea :lovedup:

[Niall]

Oh :'(

Well you could do something like Rayman or even Sim City or Civilisation. :amazed:

And omgz whats your idea? :o

[Shaun]

http://i54.tinypic.com/ofqayu.png

For the fifth round Eoin had transported forward roughly 20 years - the technology, the appearance and the interactivity had all drastically improved - he noticed that several other players had popped up from all around the world in this so called 'Wii Arena', a derivation, he assumed, from the Nintendo Wii games; he wasn't particularly a fan, but assumed it'd be easy enough to get the hang of.

He noticed he'd been assigned a character, and as he hovered over her, she waved. He instantly recognised her as Stephanie. Suddenly a little green ugly user came up to her and he popped up a message.

"You, little Stephanii Tits, shall Lose to me in Tennis.
Park it like it's Hot." arista announced, in what is sure to be his next catchphrase. Eoin stood back and realised that this entire level was controlled by his body, and just as Karl posted a thread saying "my wrists cane!" (with a message saying "but not because of Wii :joker:"), he began this tennis match.

The court was empty except for one solitary man who had a face that strongly resembled Jareth the Goblin King, as Stephanie eased her way into a 1 set lead over her opponent. Arista then began to set up some obstacles in Eoin's path, such as shelf units with priceless Fabergé eggs atop them, which he tried his best to avoid swinging into but damaged 2 and perhaps UK-Russian relations forever. The distractions ensured that arista clawed to victory in the second set - before both of them were joined by a second player.

Into Eoin's gaming room stepped a boy with Aqua on his iPod.
"Hello Eoin, I'll be playing today as Harrii" he announced, as Eoin cringed a little and waved awkwardly. "Would you like to listen to my music?" he offered, which Eoin politely but quickly declined.
"Let's just beat this hulk freak" he suggested, to which Harry nodded solemnly and pulled an extremely serious expression - picking up a controller and suddenly pulling out all of these superb athletic tennis moves. Arista's companion, WOMBII, was unable to keep up with the two younger males, and soon stormed off of the court in a John McEnroe style of strops.

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Stephanii in red, Harrii in green, arista in yellow, WOMBII in light green.

"You untrustworthy Harlot." arista barked, as he vaporised her with a beam.
Eoin and Harry exchanged frightened glances but realised they'd already won the game.
"Yes, Yes, Well done." arista moaned in an autotune ("Judas", the debut single, out Monday x) "But you have to Bowl and Box me First,
Mister Eoin Semen."

Harry looked a little taken aback before Eoin explained that these sexual references were commonplace with this saucy villain, and shook Eoin's hand to say goodbye - he'd earned his freedom. Before Eoin could wonder why on Earth Harry got to play as himself and he had to play as Stephanie, he was in a boxing ring.
"Surely boxing a girl is a bit wrong, arista?" he sighed, as arista planted a left hook square on her jaw. Stephanie, distracted and a little bit dazed, made a thread to announce she was leaving because she was fed up with being abused by TiBB's older men, before Eoin commanded her to block arista's right jab - she then planted an uppercut right underneath his chin - arista bit his tongue.

"Ouch, you Sexy Minx." he stuttered, his tongue a little numb, before dodging her swipes and slapping her in the face.
"This is boxing, you big girl!" she cried, before headbutting him square on the nose. A cascade of blood fell and arista disintegrated. Eoin and Stephanie had won their second of three sporting events.

"Right, you evil Jezebel, and Eoin cock, I shall Bowl you into the Gutter.
Life in the Bowling Lane" he taunted, having provided the narrator with a brilliant piece of wordplay.
Stephanie wasn't particularly brilliant at bowling - she'd always use the black guiding things at the alleys - but Eoin was thankfully better thanks to mastering the Targets game. (He has the high score for that, right? Surely.)
After the first 5 shots - Stephanie had mustered 4 strikes and a spare. Arista had 2 strikes, 2 spares and missed the other shot entirely because he hurled the bowling ball at someone who thought Live at Studio Five was "a bit ****".

"Be gone with you, Heathen." he cried, having got in a David Bowie album title.
"Are we going to bowl or what?" Eoin sighed, as Stephanie added "yeah, come on, you Space Oddity!"
"What did you just call Me, you Diamond Dog?" the bot retaliated, before the bowling alley workers got fed up and yelled "THE RISE AND FALL OF ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS. NOW ****ING BOWL."

They did. And because writing about bowling is quite dull, Eoin and Stephanie were victorious. Stephanie joined the long list of free users - selling an autobiography about her boxing ordeal and becoming something of a hero around the Sport forum - and Eoin levelled up.

[Z]

:D That was good!

[Harry!]

Yey a TiBB story of which I dont die in my debut chapter! Great story this is Shaun! Been reading it :)

[Niall]

:laugh2: These are awesome Shaun. :')

[Iceman]

Stephanie, distracted and a little bit dazed, made a thread to announce she was leaving because she was fed up with being abused by TiBB's older men

:laugh2:

awesome and yes I do have the targets score :tongue:

[Tom4784]

Rofl the David Bowie bit.

[Stephanie]

LMAO :laugh2:

that was awesome.

[Benjamin]

Yey a TiBB story of which I dont die in my debut chapter! Great story this is Shaun! Been reading it :)

And you were set free. I'm still stuck in marioland. :sad:


But haha at this, I especially loved the bit about Stephanie being slapped and then headbutting. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

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The screen had returned to a much smaller, much more rudimentary game - and Ash (yes, TiBB Ash, remember her?) was stood outside of a little house. Eoin moved her around - this game at first seemed a little boring, but he of course knew of the endless delights that were to come. Ash ventured into some tall grass to the north of her hometown, before Legendkiller came running after her.

"No! It's dangerous to go alone! Come with me!" he squealed, dragging her off into a giant laboratory at the bottom of the town. Inside was MrGaryy (this is too easy) who, wearing a fetch purple top, was tutting and rolling his eyes in impatience.
"Yah nice of you both to join us bitchez, now what did you want? xo" the sexually ambiguous rival of Ash reeled, as he began filing his nails.
"TAKE A BALL. YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED :xyxwave:" the old professor lectured before disappearing into a puff of smoke.
"Well, that was weird..." MrGaryy began.
"You think that's weird? He had to ask me at the start of the level what your name was." Ash chuckled, before MrGaryy dramatically took a ball - exposing UKSquirtle.
"Oh, it's a tortoise thing," he sighed, "but whatevs. Pick a ball and lets fight slut xo" he said in the little dialogue box, accompanied by an emoticon of Regina George from Mean Girls.

"Bloody fag" Eoin sighed.

"Um...I'll take this one." Ash announced, revealing Karlmander, a small red lizard with a flame at the end of its tail.
"Ugh, yours looks fiercer. Bitch." MrGaryy sighed as he commanded UKSquirtle to go over and tackle Karlmander. Karl was momentarily distracted since he thought he recognised MrGaryy from somewhere, before getting knocked to the ground. He retaliated with a scratch, which if you think about it is a really shitty move against a ****ing turtle, but it did a significant amount of damage. This series of primitive moves was repeated until UKSquirtle collapsed out of exhaustion - Ash had won.
"Whatever, you look like a dyke in that denim jacket anyway." MrGaryy pounced away, flicking a dime at her.

"A fictional currency in a Japanese game set in the UK, and you go for dimes?" Eoin wondered out loud.
"Yes, the Yank Dollar is Everywhere, Cockknob Eoin." arista boomed.

Ash wandered through grass and came across various other towns. Along her journey she caught herself a Catzippy, which had since evolved into a butterfly (still called Zippy for the purposes of not overcomplicating things), a Psytacey (a confused little duck with psychotic tendencies), a Judasdude (a tough rock that had since evolved into a bigger tough rock) and a Pattata that had since evolved into Patrickate.

"These puns are just awful." Eoin mused.
"**** off, Eoin, we're trying our best." arista announced with an alarming lack of soundbites or innuendo.

Ash had conquered several gyms now and had acquired some pretty little forum awards. She was just on her way to Celadon City when two hooligans blocked her path.

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"To protect the world from devastation," the male announced.
"To unite all people within our forum," the female responded.
"That doesn't rhyme..." Ash interrupted.
"KAZZIE." the girl squealed.
"James." the boy sighed.
A small cat came up behind them as they finished their odd little greeting.
"Markowth...no I'm sorry, this name just isn't working for me." he pondered for a moment.
"How about Meoark?" Kazzie offered.
"No no, that's far too much of a stretch" James interjected.

Ash ignored the three squabbling and walked past them into the city. Here she purchased many items with the prize money she'd acquired, and ran into MrGaryy again.
"Oh, wow, still wearing the same clothes. Qt." he announced with a patronising glare. "Let's see if you can win again!" he cried, throwing out his UKSquirtle - only it had evolved, into a Jordstortle.
Karl had undergone his own evolution into Karlmeleon, and was now able to project flames. Jords however quickly doused them with jets of water, and Karl was particularly susceptible to the element. He had just finished rolling a joint when Jords got it all wet with a bubblebeam - Karl began crying; it was his last eighth. He fainted.
"Ha, bow down bitchez" MrGaryy began, before Ash sent out Zippy to psybeam the **** out of Jords. It didn't last long, and soon Zippy was up against MrGaryy's MichaelSpearow, who pecked aimlessly at Zippy's antennae and soon collapsed in a wail of hysteria. MrGaryy finally sent out Growlivia, a firey little bitch who set Zippy on fire and bit into Patrickate's face. However she was no match for Psytacey's violent outbursts; first being lulled to sleep by her and then being doubleslapped to smithereens.

"You really are an obnoxious little fail." MrGaryy cried and ran away.
Ash was now free to take down the Team Rocket TiBB Towers - she entered the skyscraper and began ascending; she got bored of defeating these drones' and trolls' koffings.
"Dirty Smokers, they Die Easily." Arista observed.

Ash finally reached the top, where Kazzie, James and the currently unnamed talking cat were taken aback by this intruder.
"WHY ARE YOU DOING [insert evil deed for plot device] TO ALL OF THESE HELPLESS POKEMON." Ash wimpered, before Mark launched at her and scratched her face.
"BECAUSE YOU LEFT THE MODERATOR TEAM." James announced, before he and Kazzie sent out Ynnus (a snake whose name was spelt backwards) and Siazing (a floaty, volatile monster).
After Karl quickly dispatched Ynnus with a fire blast he evolved into Karlizard, a giant dragon with really cool stuff and ****. Yeah. However Siazing then exploded due to a lack of attention and knocked him out, leaving Mark to fight against Ash's remaining team. He headbutted Psytacey and permabanned Judasdude but when up against Patrickate he came undone. Patrick ran at him with a hyper fang.
"WHY HAVEN'T YOU MADE THE NEW SKIN YET YOU USELESS BASTARDS" he screeched, as the team of admin ran from the building in a fleet of panic.

The pokemon theme music sounded, and a little pop-up window announced that Eoin had completed the level. With this haul came the greatest number of freed members: Livia, Zippy, Patrick, Stacey., Judas, ukturtle, Karl, Jords, Ash, MrGaryy, James, Mark, Kaz, Sunny, SiaSiaSia and MichaelSpears all ran for their freedom.

"Yes, Well Done. But you Cannot Beat my team of Sexy Fighters, the Brotherhood." arista cackled, giving you all a nice little teaser for the final level of tib8bit.

[Stephanie]

"WHY HAVEN'T YOU MADE THE NEW SKIN YET YOU USELESS BASTARDS" he screeched, as the team of admin ran from the building in a fleet of panic.
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Tom4784]

Ah I loved this one. Patrickate :laugh:

[Z]

Amazing!

[Niall]

Brilliant. :laugh3: :')

[Iceman]

:laugh2:

[Josy]

:laugh3:

[Vicky.]

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

LMFAO, I have just read this. :laugh2:

[Iceman]

I think the next episode is the last :bawling: (hopes for a return series)

[Shaun]

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It was the final level. The sky outside had turned a deep amber; thunderous clouds loomed overhead ominously and the occasional crack of lightning made Eoin jump. He almost heard arista's laughs in the accompanying booms, but shrugged them off - he'd come this far and wasn't ready to throw it all away thanks to some nervous jitters. Just as he began to wonder just who would be left - a dragon medallion began to spin on the screen. It froze in a horizontal position and dramatic music began. Shortly after, a Capcom logo came up and announced that Street Fighter was a game to be played.

"Ohay," announced a middle-aged Scottish woman who took her seat alongside Eoin in the gaming room, "the name's Linda ya weegie".
"As in lily.?" he gasped in disbelief.
"Ah, ye ken aye!" she squealed in a crude representation of written Scottish slang that the narrator is not at all familiar with. "Time to kick Brotherhood arse lol."

Before this had time to sink in - Eoin himself had once been part of the vast homoerotic enterprise - a crude 8-bit depiction of Novo and Locke dressed as Ryu and Ken came up on screen.

"Ah, he's too pretty to kill," lily. sighed as she picked Shu Kang.
Eoin looked a little bit confused until he realised there was a group of playable characters to choose from. He chose a black man with metal arms, called Jam. A rather serious but slightly melodramatic screen then popped up with the RPG forms of Shaun and LemonJam trying their best to look threatening towards Novo and Locke.

Another screen then loaded - and the two teams were stood facing each other, a couple of yards apart, in a deserted windy street. Newspapers flew past and in the background purple smoke was engulfing what looked like the Hudson river. Arista's voice boomed:
"Fight!"

Novo launched forward and backflipped over Locke's body, landing with a lunging kick to Shu Kang's stomach. Jam retaliated by launching an uppercut, sending Novo flying back in the other direction. Locke suddenly yelled "Hadouken!" and Damaris started a thread about the little-known scenester band of the same name. Locke's command had suddenly conjured a blue ectoplasmic ball to hurtle towards Jamm - but Shu Kang had got up and sent a red flame in the opposite direction with a loud "Hraaaaa!" squeal. The two blasts cancelled each other out and Novo again used Locke's back to launch into a spinning air kick - which caught Jam on the chin. Shu Kang launched into a bicycle kick which pinned Locke against an invisible wall (I never got that...)

"The Zeta days are over, you bunch of puffs" Novo taunted.
"AT LEAST WE WE'RE OPEN WITH OUR SEXUALITY!" Jam screeched before slapping him in the face.

Both Jamm and Locke were in dire straits - when Novo made the mistake of trying to uppercut Jam. He blocked it, and suddenly began to pound Novo into the ground with his solid titanium arms. Arista boomed "Finish them!" at which point Jam's arms morphed into some elongated blades. He tossed Novo into the air like some salad and began lacerating him into body parts in a particularly gruesome fashion - whilst Shu Kang began to pray and suddenly disappeared - reappearing in a violent flame which burned Locke and reduced him to bones.

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"Piece of piss," lily. cackled, "though I hope we haven't really just killed them."
"No. They will be Safe. Watch out for them Junkies." arista announced - as Stu and Karl skipped outside terrorising TiBB newbies with gifs of lesbians.

For round two lily. picked Lindel in a fit of egotism and Eoin picked Jenya; secretly harbouring a desire to see her in scantily clad attire. They were in turn pitched against Lauren-li, a young Chinese schoolgirl with massive thighs, and since Street Fighter was gay and only had one female character, Annieka, who was more beast than human anyway so it's still a bit of a femfest.

The male contingent of TiBB (well, the heterosexual ones, so about 30% of them) all began to make quarrelling threads about which of the four babes was the hottest. As furious as these debates were, they were no rival for the ferocity in which the battle itself was fought. Lindel used her massive mound of grey hair to whip Annieka into submission, before levitating into the air and kicking her in the face. Lauren-li retaliated by launching a lightning-fast series of kicks at Jenya, leaving the poor Irish girl dazed and confused. She soon recovered, and, bizarrely, sent an air-kiss towards Annieka; which turned out to be a purple haze (lolol jimi hendrix reference) of nerve gas; leaving the Scot immobile. Jenya took advantage of this by sending a trio of pink rings flying towards her - knocking off her pants.

Lauren-li was faring much better than her beastly companion; she'd defied gravity numerous times by spinning, upside-down, mid-air, towards Lindel with a series of well-timed kicks. Lindel then retaliated by inexplicably breathing jets of blue flames towards the schoolgirl, which burned off her clothes in a revealing manner. Just when Patrick had passed out due to wanking-exhaustion - Annieka electrocuted Jenya and Lindel punched Lauren-li through the ceiling; transporting them all to a spooky lair lit by flaming torches. Jenya finished the battle by tripping up Annieka quite ungraciously. Arista once again shouted "Finish them!" - at which point Lindel spun Annieka around with her hair so fast that she illogically exploded. Jenya then sent another purple plasma kiss towards Lauren-li, which surrounded her and then crushed her into dust.

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For the final fight, Raidean and Gregoro were picked for the heroes. As two of the most important characters in the game, they were a fitting choice for the final. Fighting on behalf of the Brotherhood were Remy (dressed in spandex and a metal mask, with claws) and andyman (a military man with a giant cape and hat). They were pitted against each other atop a narrow walkway, high above a spike-pit.

Raidean immediately flew head-first into Remy, knocking his mask off. Remy spat in a typical French sign of contempt, swiping at Dean's face and knocking off his hat. Andyman meanwhile was wearing some gloves that elicited some kind of special power - which he put to good use by flooring Gregoro. Since Gregoro was roughly 3 times the size of any other competitor, and in possession of four arms, this was no mean feat. He soon found his feet however, and grabbed Remy with two arms; pummelling him with his other two. Raidean helped whittle away Remy's health by sending bursts of electricity towards him - but was suddenly kicked up into the air by andyman. Remy broke free and began climbing up some metal fences, before pulling off some beautiful acrobatic kicks to Gregoro's back that made little impact.

Andyman tried his best to smash into the giant Gregoro but it seemed like he was two men himself. What with Raidean's teleporting ability the fight was futile, and arista was defeated. He reluctantly announced "Finish them!" and Raidean electrocuted Remy. Gregoro simply ripped andyman apart, putting an end to the rumours of his whereabouts. Arista entered the gaming room where lily. and Eoin were sat - and took off his hulk mask.

"I feel like I've been Rickrolled or something," lily. stammered.
"I give Up. You can Keep your TiBB young Irish-cock Eoin." arista declared, giving no real insight into why this story had just happened.
"Erm, okay..." Eoin offered, before arista left the room with his head held in shame. Shaun, LemonJam, Novo, Locke, lily., Jen, Annie, Lauren, Zee, Dezzy, Captain.Remy and andyman were given their freedom.

The world outside returned to normal. It was a sunny April afternoon, and Stacey. was still sat inside. The website began to die a slow death with everyone's return to peace, and after James' unsuccessful attempt at a Pink Floyd song competition, he resumed his post as admin. Eoin left the site and sold his story to Piers Morgan's Life Stories, and was quickly heralded as a hero. A series of computer games about his experience with arista were produced - and he naturally completed them with a dazzling high score.

[Vicky.]

It was a sunny April afternoon, and Stacey. was still sat inside.

:laugh3:

[Tom4784]

Rofl at the Patrick bit. I loved this story.

[Shaun]

I've finally finished a story <3

[Iceman]

:D haha I love it all from start to finish! great read. Also Jen :lovedup:

[Tom4784]

I'm ferocious.

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*adapts thunder puns and strange high pitched gibberish as my only form of communication*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

It was a sunny April afternoon, and Stacey. was still sat inside

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Niall]

:laugh3:

I loved this. :')

[Benjamin]

It was a sunny April afternoon, and Stacey. was still sat inside.

Hahahaha.

Good story Shaun. :hugesmile:

[Z]

I loved it :D fantastic finish to the story if I do say so myself, that Gregoro is fierce I say, fierce!

[Shaun]

this was genius, let's be honest

[Iceman]

The only thing on TiBB Ive ever won

-is proud-

[Stu]

I'll quote it again :

"Ah, gay." Eoin tripped.

Sublime.

[Z]

I'm re-reading this and I'd just like to recommend that people do actually listen to the Mario tune that Shaun linked while they read Stuper Mario, I feel so cheery now :D

[Benjamin]

Awww, we need this again. :love:

[Niall]

Omg -re-reads-

[Benjamin]

[center]
..."Am I high?" Eoin stammered, before MeMyselfandI slapped him.
"Get a hold of yourself!" the surprisingly strong mushroom yelled, briefly changing gender and swelling to 10 times its size, "you'll first have to complete...Stuper Mario Bros...!


This still makes me cry with laughter.

[Benjamin]

We need another TiBB classic like this! :pipe:

[Iceman]

:love: just read this again.

[Shaun]

bump because ben mentioned it :idc: also it's the best thing ever so bye

[Z]

This was and is still pretty great. :pipe: