View Full Version : (Stupid) Things you've done to satisfy your curiosity
_Seth
11-04-2011, 12:04 AM
If you've done anything stupid just because you wondered about something. What was it? :)
Vicky.
11-04-2011, 12:06 AM
My worst has got to be...I was very very drunk, and me and my mate were having an argument about this piece of glass...I didnt think it looked sharp, and she did. So to prove that it wasnt sharp...I ran it over my hand. Cue a LOT of blood, gashed hand, tendons showing (:eek: ) me nearly killing an old lady of fright...turning up at her door covered in blood asking for a teatowel...and a night in A&E f/
Next morning had a very angry father, but I got a day off school. My scar is awful though :/
Glenn.
11-04-2011, 12:07 AM
I was on holiday once and I was having a shower and I was stood there looking at the pole that held the shower curtain, and wondered whether it could hold my weight. I tried, the pole and shower curtain collapsed and I fell spread eagled on the bathroom floor with a nasty pain in my side after I smashed it on the bath.
I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
Kerry
11-04-2011, 12:09 AM
Seeing if a dog was vicious or not. It was. It hurt and so did the hospital's work and jabs
Niall
11-04-2011, 10:17 AM
Ugh this one time when I was 5 I was playing in the garden and I picked up this bucket only, to have an angry wasp fly out and sting me on the hand. e_e
Thanks to that little ****er I now have an really bad phobia of bees/wasps. :'(
joeysteele
11-04-2011, 10:35 AM
When I was taken with the School to learn to swim, I jumped in the deep end to see if it really was deep,I was rather stunned to find it was.
Mac Hiavellian
11-04-2011, 10:48 AM
P!ssed on a plug socket. No, not really.
I watched the Star Wars films. Does that count?
Mac Hiavellian
11-04-2011, 10:48 AM
When I was taken with the School to learn to swim, I jumped in the deep end to see if it really was deep,I was rather stunned to find it was.
Hahahaha, we've all been there.
Kerry
11-04-2011, 07:05 PM
When I was taken with the School to learn to swim, I jumped in the deep end to see if it really was deep,I was rather stunned to find it was.
Oh dear :joker:
I tasted banana shampoo to see if it tasted as good as it smelt (and I wasn't a kid at the time...)
It didn't!
Boothy
11-04-2011, 07:11 PM
I tasted banana shampoo to see if it tasted as good as it smelt (and I wasn't a kid at the time...)
It didn't!
My mate did this when he was about 9 with a blueberry scented gel pen. He sucked on the end of it and it squirted all over his face. One of the funniest things I've seen.
My mate did this when he was about 9 with a blueberry scented gel pen. He sucked on the end of it and it squirted all over his face. Once of the funniest things I've seen.
:laugh2:
Aged 9 is excusable.. I was in my twenties!!
I still remember retching in the shower! :yuk:
Patrick
11-04-2011, 07:27 PM
Slice a knife down my hand, I wanted to see if it would Bleed alot or not.
It did, I was intending on it being like 'Blood Brothers' but it failed.
Boothy
11-04-2011, 07:29 PM
:laugh2:
Aged 9 is excusable.. I was in my twenties!!
I still remember retching in the shower! :yuk:
:joker: :pat:
Mac Hiavellian
11-04-2011, 07:49 PM
I tasted banana shampoo to see if it tasted as good as it smelt (and I wasn't a kid at the time...)
It didn't!
My mate did this when he was about 9 with a blueberry scented gel pen. He sucked on the end of it and it squirted all over his face. One of the funniest things I've seen.
LMAO at both of these.
Come to think of it the other day I went for lunch with a friend by the river. I was curious whether to try the Salsa dip but I'm hesitant because it reminded me of ketchup (which I have a phobia of). I dunked the burger in the dip and bravely took a bite but I then gagged and started going teary eyed :(
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
11-04-2011, 08:46 PM
stroked a tennis player's....bicep
A Serbian Film :sad:
This.
****ing hell.
BB_Eye
11-04-2011, 09:16 PM
Passing out on too much vodka and finding out the next day I would have choked on my own vomit if my friends hadn't turned me over.
Was only 17, but still... very dignified.
Mac Hiavellian
11-04-2011, 09:32 PM
Passing out on too much vodka and finding out the next day I would have choked on my own vomit if my friends hadn't turned me over.
Was only 17, but still... very dignified.
Lol, I'm sorry but I forgot which thread I was on for a moment. Thought this was the 'Highlight of Your Day' thread.
At least your friends would do that for you :)
:laugh2:
Aged 9 is excusable.. I was in my twenties!!
I still remember retching in the shower! :yuk:
:laugh2: I have this amazing mental image of you furtively sticking your tongue out to taste it and then violently throwing up everywhere, crying, in the shower. :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
:laugh2: I have this amazing mental image of you furtively sticking your tongue out to taste it and then violently throwing up everywhere, crying, in the shower. :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
:joker:
Niamh.
12-04-2011, 12:01 AM
yeah, but I'm definitely not telling what it was here!
yeah, but I'm definitely not telling what it was here!
Well that just makes us curious, you have to tell us! :laugh:
Ramsay
12-04-2011, 12:15 AM
resting my balls on an electric fence
Niamh.
12-04-2011, 12:26 AM
Well that just makes us curious, you have to tell us! :laugh:
lol, absolutely not :nono: and LMFAO Karl
Marsh.
12-04-2011, 12:28 AM
I was on holiday once and I was having a shower and I was stood there looking at the pole that held the shower curtain, and wondered whether it could hold my weight. I tried, the pole and shower curtain collapsed and I fell spread eagled on the bathroom floor with a nasty pain in my side after I smashed it on the bath.
I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
:laugh3: How random. Trying out a pole in the shower lol
:laugh3: How random. Trying out a pole in the shower lol
There are too many puns for my brain to handle in that sentence right there.
Kerry
12-04-2011, 02:53 AM
lol, absolutely not :nono:
Thats OK, we can wait until you're drunk...... :devil:
Shaun
12-04-2011, 03:15 AM
Niamh clearly means anal.
As for me... OH. tasting your own. Everyone's done that right? Ew.
:laugh2: I have this amazing mental image of you furtively sticking your tongue out to taste it and then violently throwing up everywhere, crying, in the shower. :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
There was nothing furtive about it! I just grabbed the bottle and swigged it!
Mac Hiavellian
12-04-2011, 10:34 AM
There was nothing furtive about it! I just grabbed the bottle and swigged it!
Lock up your shampoos when you start playing Ring of Fire ;)
Niamh.
12-04-2011, 10:36 AM
Niamh clearly means anal.
As for me... OH. tasting your own. Everyone's done that right? Ew.
:joker:
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
12-04-2011, 01:14 PM
resting my balls on an electric fence
Oh really? How did that go for ya? You should've recorded it, posted it online as one guy one electric fence.
Benjamin
28-01-2013, 08:28 AM
When I was about 12/13 I tried putting as many biscuits in my mouth as possible and chewing them. The dust crumbs hit the back of my throat so I started choking and I coughed/sprayed out all the dry biscuit into my friends face and all over my mums brand new white angora rug (which is a bitch to get anything out of). She went mad for not respecting the new rug and for wasting food, lol.
Benjamin
28-01-2013, 08:30 AM
Oh, I also once stuck my finger in a mouse trap to see how bad it hurt. It ****ing hurts, but luckily it was slightly broken or my finger would have been in a lot more pain, and pieces.
AnnieK
28-01-2013, 08:42 AM
When I was 7 we had a blind man come into school to talk to us and show us all the gadgets he used. When I got home I pretended to be blind and walked around the house with my eyes shut, tripped over the vaccum cleaner and broke my finger....
Had a threesome when I was about 19 with my pal with a 50 odd year old woman.
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I was bored many years ago working in a finance office .. for some reason I was left alone in the main office and I started doing standing jumps up on to various chairs .. getting slightly higher and higher
All that was left to conquer was the main counter , solid oak - and about 3’ or a metre high … anyways I didn’t make it and landed on my shins .. then writhed in silent agony on the floor for a few minutes..
On another occasion over the countryside I tried taking a running jump across a steep , wall sided canal .
… didn’t quite make it and hit the other side and slid down slowly .. into the canal ..
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Oh also ….
My old mum went to the Southport Flower show and brought back two amazing knives ..
The worlds sharpest knife !!
She explained that the salesman demonstrated them by cutting tin cans in half !!
As soon as I got chance I nipped into the kitchen and started cutting through a full tin of Heinz Baked Beans !!
Anyways it was all going well until .. I noticed the engraving on the blade .. World’s Sharpest Knife .. at that moment I lost focus and cut through two fingers to the bone …
If that sounds crazy … it gets worse !
A few years later in our kitchen my wife was preparing some food with her best friend..
I saw ‘the ‘ knife and started telling the tale to her friend … .. so I was there pretending to cut through an imaginary tin of beans and I slashed my hand with the same damn knife !!
Not as deep a cut but there was sooo much blood !!!
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Christ Zizu that just made me wince.
Looked online at certain things.
Oh also ….
My old mum went to the Southport Flower show and brought back two amazing knives ..
The worlds sharpest knife !!
She explained that the salesman demonstrated them by cutting tin cans in half !!
As soon as I got chance I nipped into the kitchen and started cutting through a full tin of Heinz Baked Beans !!
Anyways it was all going well until .. I noticed the engraving on the blade .. World’s Sharpest Knife .. at that moment I lost focus and cut through two fingers to the bone …
If that sounds crazy … it gets worse !
A few years later in our kitchen my wife was preparing some food with her best friend..
I saw ‘the ‘ knife and started telling the tale to her friend … .. so I was there pretending to cut through an imaginary tin of beans and I slashed my hand with the same damn knife !!
Not as deep a cut but there was sooo much blood !!!
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:joker:
Sorry for laughing, bit that's funny.
Looked online at certain things.
Sharp knives ?
:)
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Sharp knives ?
:)
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Beheading video..
****ed me up for months...I can joke about it now though.:shrug:
Niamh.
30-06-2023, 09:55 PM
Weird seeing Kerry posts still [emoji3525]
hijaxers
30-06-2023, 10:30 PM
Not me but a good mate (off his box at the time) at a fire party , fell off the edge of the grass onto a concrete ledge , eventually got himself up as a train went by :joker: sorry it still makes me laugh, someone on the train had a paintball gun and splatted him with red paint , he thought he'really been shot.
Weird seeing Kerry posts still [emoji3525]
Theres some cracking threads out there.:blush:
user104658
01-07-2023, 10:51 AM
When I was a little kid (like maybe 7?) I used to, regularly, for months, take the head off the shower and use the pipe to force water up my pee hole into my bladder and then pee it back out as a massive pee.
I found it hilarious.
Nothing bad ever happened.
I found out in later life that (in case you guys were thinking of trying it :oh: ) that this is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS to the point where a terrible infection is likely, but you can even do life-threatening damage. It can also cause erectile dysfunction :omgno:.
Kids eh!
Crimson Dynamo
01-07-2023, 11:18 AM
When I was a little kid (like maybe 7?) I used to, regularly, for months, take the head off the shower and use the pipe to force water up my pee hole into my bladder and then pee it back out as a massive pee.
I found it hilarious.
Nothing bad ever happened.
I found out in later life that (in case you guys were thinking of trying it :oh: ) that this is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS to the point where a terrible infection is likely, but you can even do life-threatening damage. It can also cause erectile dysfunction :omgno:.
Kids eh!
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