The Cockle family may be going in!

[Beastie]

Sorry this all sounds a bit random. It's a thread I found on DS.


The source named, The Wizard, revealed that a family made up of five nerds may be entering the Big Brother house this September.

The family consists of mum (Doreen), dad (Pete), nan (Pattu), brother (Bobby) and sister (Tequila).

Background into the family reveals that Pattu runs her own sex shop, with recent scandal that hit the headlines when reports surfaced ahead that Pattu converted the shop's garden into a brothel.

Further trouble for the Cocks reveals that Tequila has herself a pimp, and reports suggest that the mum of Doreen, Pattu, is linked to this.

On a more positive note, we can confirm that Bobby recently came out to his other Cocks when he revealed he had a fetish for the boys.

Pattu's grand scheme of adventures are suspected to have reached new hights when the family took an active part in gathering new flesh for an All-gay welcome at Pattu's parlour of love.

Keep up to date with more revelations and news on the family as it comes to us .


Link: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1460551


So the source is from "The Wizard". I don't know who he is. Unless it's that Merlin Wizard who has auditioned for BB.


Anyway this is yet again a terrible idea. NO ONE should know each other. About 14 individuals entering a house! No friends together.. no bf/gfs together, no family members, no nothing!!

I would be happy for 1 of this Cockle family going in if they are entertaining enough.

I should hope auditions will be starting soon!

[Niamh.]

Oh God, I hate that idea.

[T*]

WTF WOULD YOU NAME YOUR DAUGHTER TEQUILA?! I hate that idea.

[georgehudson]

Oh God, I hate that idea.

This.

[T*]

Sorry this all sounds a bit random. It's a thread I found on DS.


The source named, The Wizard, revealed that a family made up of five nerds may be entering the Big Brother house this September.

The family consists of mum (Doreen), dad (Pete), nan (Pattu), brother (Bobby) and sister (Tequila).

Background into the family reveals that Pattu runs her own sex shop, with recent scandal that hit the headlines when reports surfaced ahead that Pattu converted the shop's garden into a brothel.

Further trouble for the Cocks reveals that Tequila has herself a pimp, and reports suggest that the mum of Doreen, Pattu, is linked to this.

On a more positive note, we can confirm that Bobby recently came out to his other Cocks when he revealed he had a fetish for the boys.

Pattu's grand scheme of adventures are suspected to have reached new hights when the family took an active part in gathering new flesh for an All-gay welcome at Pattu's parlour of love.

Keep up to date with more revelations and news on the family as it comes to us .


Link: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1460551


So the source is from "The Wizard". I don't know who he is. Unless it's that Merlin Wizard who has auditioned for BB.


Anyway this is yet again a terrible idea. NO ONE should know each other. About 14 individuals entering a house! No friends together.. no bf/gfs together, no family members, no nothing!!

I would be happy for 1 of this Cockle family going in if they are entertaining enough.

I should hope auditions will be starting soon!

Oh God, It's basicly a porn channel drama. This is just random and stupid.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Dont like the idea of this at all:sleep:

[Lee.]

Erm.. that is a fictional scenario.. Written by madlh100 (the OP)

AKA Thomas C!

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

Erm.. that is a fictional scenario.. Written by madlh100 (the OP)

AKA Thomas C!

:laugh:

:laugh2:

Thank God for that though!

[CharlieO]

bad idea in my opinion

[Josy]

bad idea in my opinion

Its not real :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Pmsl!!!

[DigitalSid]

The OP changed author?

[Niamh.]

The OP changed author?

No, the author named "The Wizard" (who is obviously fictional) as the source

[Shasown]

Its ThomasC, on one of his flights of fantasy.

Look at his profile, its his M S N addy or some of his other posts,/blogs, a lot have also been posted over here.

[Gillian-73]

Sounds very much like fiction to me! but for arguments sake, if it was true it would be a terrible idea

[LemonJam]

lmfao

[DigitalSid]

No, the author named "The Wizard" (who is obviously fictional) as the source

No I mean, it was madlh100 who posted this, it's now showing as Beastie? Unless that's his name on another forum he posted it at and I'm just in need of sleep?

[Niamh.]

No I mean, it was michael21 who posted this, it's now showing as Beastie?

Oh? maybe there was two threads made on it?:conf: I've only seen it as Beasties thread

[Niamh.]

No I mean, it was madlh100 who posted this, it's now showing as Beastie? Unless that's his name on another forum he posted it at and I'm just in need of sleep?

madh100 posted it on DS, it's still showing as that there

[DigitalSid]

Oh? maybe there was two threads made on it?:conf: I've only seen it as Beasties thread

Sorry, it was madlh100 on DS I was thinking of, who posted this there earlier.

[DigitalSid]

madh100 posted it on DS, it's still showing as that there

Yeah, just realised. Half asleep.

[Shasown]

Yeah, just realised. Is Beastie madlh100?

No Beastie isnt Madlh100. ThomasC is, scroll back up.

[DigitalSid]

No Beastie isnt Madlh100. ThomasC is, scroll back up.

Just edited my last post, I haven't slept in 36 hours so I'm slow today.

[Lee.]

Yeah, just realised. Half asleep.
Lol.. no. Madlh100 is Thomas c, and yes he is banned from here! :(

[Shasown]

I was creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeped out at first because I thought it was me.

You thought it was you?

Do you often have periods where you post inane drivel on forums, albeit sometimes highly amusing inane drivel, then cant remember doing it? You might want to talk to a doctor about it if you do.

[davidrox2010]

Sorry this all sounds a bit random. It's a thread I found on DS.


The source named, The Wizard, revealed that a family made up of five nerds may be entering the Big Brother house this September.

The family consists of mum (Doreen), dad (Pete), nan (Pattu), brother (Bobby) and sister (Tequila).

Background into the family reveals that Pattu runs her own sex shop, with recent scandal that hit the headlines when reports surfaced ahead that Pattu converted the shop's garden into a brothel.

Further trouble for the Cocks reveals that Tequila has herself a pimp, and reports suggest that the mum of Doreen, Pattu, is linked to this.

On a more positive note, we can confirm that Bobby recently came out to his other Cocks when he revealed he had a fetish for the boys.

Pattu's grand scheme of adventures are suspected to have reached new hights when the family took an active part in gathering new flesh for an All-gay welcome at Pattu's parlour of love.

Keep up to date with more revelations and news on the family as it comes to us .


Link: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1460551


So the source is from "The Wizard". I don't know who he is. Unless it's that Merlin Wizard who has auditioned for BB.


Anyway this is yet again a terrible idea. NO ONE should know each other. About 14 individuals entering a house! No friends together.. no bf/gfs together, no family members, no nothing!!

I would be happy for 1 of this Cockle family going in if they are entertaining enough.

I should hope auditions will be starting soon!

Tbh if this idea goes ahead I will be going out to elstree and yelling get the cocks out.

Big brother Is not porn if you want to watch porn you can go and do that.

We've been promised big brother back and putting those people in the big brother house is not big brother

And with their family name and everything it sounds a bit odd

[Niamh.]

Tbh if this idea goes ahead I will be going out to elstree and yelling get the cocks out.

Big brother Is not porn if you want to watch porn you can go and do that.

We've been promised big brother back and putting those people in the big brother house is not big brother

And with their family name and everything it sounds a bit odd

Read the whole thread.

[Shasown]

Read the whole thread.

PMSL This is hilarious, I bet you Thomasc is sitting reading through it crying with laughter.

[Lee.]

Lol.. what a strange but hilarious thread!

[MrFrost]

Without using a search engine wtf arre the cockle family

[Lee.]

OMG!!

:laugh:

[Shasown]

Without using a search engine wtf arre the cockle family

Just read the thread properly. You dont need to use a search engine.

[MrFrost]

Just read the thread properly. You dont need to use a search engine.

Yrah I did, it sounds like a few unfunny gimps

[Josy]

Yrah I did, it sounds like a few unfunny gimps

Read the whole thread.

[MTVN]

:joker:

[Shasown]

Yrah I did, it sounds like a few unfunny gimps

Nah not a few.

Just what a member of DS thinks is a funny windup sort of post.