Fern

[Shaun]

...oh dear.

[Jords]

Indeed.

[Iceman]

I thought this was about a tree :(

*feels cheated*

[arista]

...oh dear.


A New Concept with many Sub - Sections to her show
but it means nothing if the guests are not good enough.


She is a granny with her crew
and worked out - story lines.

Ch4 said no to Ch4HD uprade
until they know the viewers are watching.

[arista]

I thought this was about a tree :(

*feels cheated*


well she is a Old Tree
with a Gastric Cheat in her gut.

[Stacey.]

I don't get it :'(

[Jack_]

I don't get it :'(

:joker:

[Shaun]

the TV show, stacey :p Fern Britton's 5pm C4 show.

[Tom4784]

It's awful.

[Stacey.]

the TV show, stacey :p Fern Britton's 5pm C4 show.

Oh okay I get it now :')

[2k9david2k10]

hate it getting axed anyway for low veiwing figures :D

[Shaun]

Its guests tonight were Stephen Mangan (probably about E-list) and an actress from a show...on Alibi... :laugh:

[Callum]

Very cringeworthy moment

[Jordan.]

Never even heard of it.

[arista]

It's awful.


What do you want her in a Wheel Chair
would that help?

[Shaun]

-honestly doesn't understand arista sometimes :laugh:-

[arista]

-honestly doesn't understand arista sometimes :laugh:-


Spiffing

[Kerry]

The ads are enough to put me off. So tacky. I like Fern but she's looking haggered now. She's lost too much weight :(

[joeysteele]

The ads are enough to put me off. So tacky. I like Fern but she's looking haggered now. She's lost too much weight :(

I agree,however the show is really chronic anyway,a definate switch off or turn over.

[Kerry]

I agree,however the show is really chronic anyway,a definate switch off or turn over.

Most channels seem to really struggle for afternoon TV I feel. I don't tend to watch until 6PM

[Shaun]

she currently has a 100% disapproval rating on Twitter:

OfficialPaigeA ✔Vertified Belieber
Jenny eclair... failing to be funny on fern-.-
26 minutes ago

onelinerking john
Fern on channel 4 does it get much worse, sas should use it as a torture tactic
23 minutes ago

MrThompson11 Joe Thompson
Gosh have you guys #watched #fern on #channel4 its such a #****ing dry show..and wats she thinkin black leather coat..cleari she wasn't lol
20 minutes ago

angelamittal Angela Brand-Mittal
Watching a complete idiot on Fern wish he would shut up
14 minutes ago

BethParsons_TW Beth Jones
Its like a history lesson on Fern! :L
15 minutes ago

bugsy2301 Shaun Collins
C4's Fern is overwhelmingly ****.
14 minutes ago hehehehehehehehehe

McCallzy Megan Mccalley
See this new Fern programme, I've gave it a chance, but its utter ****e!
14 minutes ago

burge93 Tom Burge
fern is the worst day time chat show i've ever seen. #hatebeingill
7 minutes ago

J450N666 Jason Young
How the **** does Fern Britton get her own show. **** off. What is life. Such a bad mood. Want to ****ing run away. So **** off fern
6 minutes ago

aniesteph Steph Bent
I used to love Fern Brittain....but her new tv show is shocking.
6 minutes ago

alialifarn Alison Farncombe
@James_Winter WHAT is he doing on Fern?! I love Fern but really not sure on this for her? All a bit cringeworthy?
6 minutes ago

Johnrayarthur John Arthur
I didn't get an invite to the royal wedding either but I'm not on #fern to tell people about how I didn't get an invite! #royalwedding
6 minutes ago

elliot4557 Ellio† Ru†herford
Fern is such a **** show!
4 minutes ago

damnit, some arse just ruined it.

TheeGaryHall Gary Hall
You know its much better this week so far #fern
4 minutes ago

[MTVN]

What do you want her in a Wheel Chair
would that help?

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Lee.]

I can't believe what I'm watching to be honest!

This dog dating thing is atrocious!

[InOne]

I miss Come Dine With Me

[arista]

I miss Come Dine With Me


Its on Sundays 7PM

[InOne]

I meant at that time lol

[arista]

I meant at that time lol


They have to be Recorded, In HD no less
which is going on now around the UK

[arista]

Fern is no good
she is off all this week and next week.


so Ch4 shows REPEATS
of Come Dine With Me.


Old AT on ITV1HD stays on every day
even holidays.


Fern give this gig up.

[Mr XcX]

The FAT FAKE is no Paul.

She needs to F OFF.

[Mr XcX]

I would rather watch 8 episodes of the Vanessa Show than any of CH4 manufatured FAKE FERN!!!

[Locke.]

Wish they would stop showing adverts for it during Deal or No Deal :nono:

[Tom4784]

I wouldn't bother XcX, I don't think there's any fans of this show for you to bait :laugh:

[Mr XcX]

I do miss having Paul on. I used to actually enjoy his show.

[joeysteele]

It's a very poor show indeed, she should just give this one up.