The Daily Mail headline generator.

[Shaun]

Post the first one you get.

HAS THE EURO DESTROYED YOUR HOUSE?

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

[Ninastar]

ARE THE GERMANS STEALING THE IDENTITY OF YOUR HOUSE?


i hope not :sad:

[Z]

COULD THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT MAKE HOUSE PRICES IMPOTENT?

hahahaa

[Shaun]

IS THE LABOUR PARTY MOLESTING THE ROYAL FAMILY?

winner

[Josy]

Will chavs give homeowners diabetes?

[Z]

COULD THE E.U. GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS CANCER?

omg

[Josy]

Have single mothers made england obese?

[Z]

HAVE GYPSIES INFECTED THE ROYAL FAMILY WITH AIDS?

goodness I hope not!

[Kerry]

IS HEALTH & SAFETY SCROUNGING OFF HOMEOWNERS?

um...

[LemonJam]

ARE LESBIANS GIVING YOUR DAUGHTERS DIABETES?

I squealed with laughter rofl

[MTVN]

ARE GYPSIES STEAlING THE IDENTITY OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?

[Doogle]

HAS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL MADE THE MEMORY OF DIANA OBESE?

*confused*

[Stephanie]

HAS THE EURO GIVEN MIDDLE BRITAIN SWINE FLU?

lmao.

[Vicky.]

WILL THE LOONY LEFT MAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS OBESE?

:laugh:

[Tom4784]

HAS TWITTER GIVEN YOUR DAUGHTERS CANCER?

rofl, j'adore.

[Jordan.]

ARE GYPSIES GIVING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY CANCER?

omg this is going to look awkward with my avatar :sad:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Has the euro devalued you?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

ARE GYPSIES GIVING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY CANCER?

omg this is going to look awkward with my avatar :sad:

In your avatar she looks like pete burns pre op :joker: Or boy george :conf:

[Suze]

Is the human rights act impregnating drivers?

[arista]

Have single mothers made england obese?


They May have

[arista]

Has the euro devalued you?



The Rotten Euro will be Dead
soon.


They can move onto Dollars
for now.

[KG.]

IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TURNING BRITAIN'S SWANS GAY?

:joker:

[arista]

IS THE BBC INFECTING ENGLAND WITH AIDS?


Anyone bashing the Bloated BBC
is Good.

[Niamh.]

could paedophiles destroy house prices?

[Iceman]

Will yobs ruin the british people?

[Iceman]

Has teenage sex turned your pets gay?

[Iceman]

Could filth on television impregnate pensioners?

[arista]

Could filth on television impregnate pensioners?


No
they can not get it up

[Barbie]

Has brussels had sex with your children?

[Harry!]

Will the germans hurt cliff richard?

:joker:

[Sawyer]

Have the germans taxed hard-working families?

[Boothy]

will the unemployed give common sense and decency cancer?

[Smithy]

WILL PAEDOPHILES GIVE THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?

:o

[Boothy]

Is channel 4 making your house impotent?

[Boothy]

Will the euro turn the countryside gay?

[Boothy]

Will teenage sex infect the conservative party with aids?

[Glenn.]

HAVE THE FRENCH MOLESTED YOUR PETS?
COULD PAEDOPHILES TAX PENSIONERS?
ARE CHAVS IMPREGNATING YOU?

This is great!

[Scarlett.]

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Here is some of the ones I got

HAS RIP-OFF BRITAIN STOLEN FROM YOUR PENSION?

ARE WORKING MOTHERS IMPREGNATING THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

HAVE IMMIGRANTS MADE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY IMPOTENT?

ARE CHAVS TAXING YOUR MORTGAGE?

HAS RIP-OFF BRITAIN TAXED YOU?

ARE FERAL CHILDREN STEALING THE IDENTITY OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVE BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY DIABETES?

WILL THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH CHEAT PROPERTY PRICES?

[MTVN]

Lmao I love this:

WILL RIP-OFF BRITAIN TURN TAXPAYERS GAY?

WILL MUSLIMS MAKE TAXPAYERS IMPOTENT?

ARE IMMIGRANTS MOLESTING YOU?

[Benjamin]

IS RIP-OFF BRITAIN INFECTING THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH AIDS?

LOL, this made me laugh.

[Chuck]

isn't there already a thread like this?

[Niamh.]

WILL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IMPREGNATE PROPERTY PRICES?

COULD CANCER RIP OFF TAXPAYERS?

lol at this one :

WILL DUMBING-DOWN HURT BRITAIN'S SWANS?

[Chuck]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=174441&highlight=daily+mail

[Kate!]

Lmao I love this:

WILL RIP-OFF BRITAIN TURN TAXPAYERS GAY?

WILL MUSLIMS MAKE TAXPAYERS IMPOTENT?

ARE IMMIGRANTS MOLESTING YOU?

:joker:

[Kate!]

WILL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IMPREGNATE PROPERTY PRICES?

COULD CANCER RIP OFF TAXPAYERS?

lol at this one :

WILL DUMBING-DOWN HURT BRITAIN'S SWANS?

:eek: don't let Scott see this! He loves the swans.

[Niall]

COULD THE UNEMPLOYED TURN PROPERTY PRICES GAY?

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Kate!]

Could the germans molest the queen?

[Sam:)]

IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT HAVING SEX WITH PROPERTY PRICES?
WILL FILTH ON TELEVISION IMPREGNATE PROPERTY PRICES?
HAS FACEBOOK INFECTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY WITH AIDS?
ARE GAYS BURGLING YOUR PENSION?
WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA DIABETES?
WILL FOXES HAVE SEX WITH THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
COULD CHANNEL 4 STEAL FROM THE MIDDLE CLASS?
ARE YOBS INFECTING THE ROYAL FAMILY WITH AIDS?
ARE ASYLUM SEEKERS MADE YOUR HOUSE GAY?
COULD LESBIANS GIVE YOUR CHILDREN SWINE FLU?
IS BINGE DRINKING TURNING YOUR MORTGAGE GAY?
COULD CYCLISTS INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?
^Love that one the most!
^Love that one the most!

[Marc]

ARE PAEDOPHILES BURGLING CLIFF RICHARD?

:laugh2: amazing

[Sam:)]

IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT HAVING SEX WITH PROPERTY PRICES?
WILL FILTH ON TELEVISION IMPREGNATE PROPERTY PRICES?
HAS FACEBOOK INFECTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY WITH AIDS?
ARE GAYS BURGLING YOUR PENSION?
WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA DIABETES?
WILL FOXES HAVE SEX WITH THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
COULD CHANNEL 4 STEAL FROM THE MIDDLE CLASS?
ARE YOBS INFECTING THE ROYAL FAMILY WITH AIDS?
ARE ASYLUM SEEKERS MADE YOUR HOUSE GAY?
COULD LESBIANS GIVE YOUR CHILDREN SWINE FLU?
IS BINGE DRINKING TURNING YOUR MORTGAGE GAY?
COULD CYCLISTS INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?
^Love that one the most!

[Tom]

ARE THE P.C. BRIGADE GIVING THE QUEEN CANCER?

HAS FACEBOOK RUINED BRITISH JUSTICE?

WILL CANCER GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?

IS BINGE DRINKING DEVALUING THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVE HARD-WORKING FAMILIES CANCER?

Theres a brilliant page on Facebook "The Daily Mail list of things that give you cancer"

[Marc]

Wait what..

[Marc]

There are two threads on this :suspect:

[Doogle]

WILL CHAVS STEAL THE IDENTITY OF YOUR PETS?

:love:

[Ammi]

Are Paedophiles Giving The Memory of Diana Diabetes?

Is The Euro Defrauding The Countryside?

[Mystic Mock]

Has brussels scrounged off the royal family?

Will brussels bureaucrats give common sense and decency cancer?

Have the french devalued taxpayers' money?

Is filth on television ripping off the middle class?

[Daniel R]

ARE CHAVS TURNING YOUR CHILDREN GAY?

:laugh:

[Smithy]

HAS CANCER GIVEN YOUR DAUGHTERS CANCER?

:suspect:


.....yes?

[Harry!]

COULD FILTH ON TELEVISION INFECT BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS? :joker:

[Firewire]

Will teachers steal the identity of drivers?

[Firewire]

Will gays defraud pensioners?

[Vicky.]

COULD IMMIGRANTS KILL BRITAIN'S SWANS?

Lol

[Smithy]

these all sound like the sort of threads omah would start

[Ninastar]

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS MAKE THE MEMORY OF DIANA OBESE?

ahh

[Maia]

Have immigrants infected homeowners with AIDS?

[Maia]

WILL HOODIES DEFRAUD HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

Oh my god :joker:

[King Gizzard]

HAS FACEBOOK GIVEN THE QUEEN CANCER?

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/queen-crying-431x300.jpg

[Tom4784]

IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL KILLING BRITAIN'S FARMERS?

*looks outside to see some civil servants chasing a dairy farmer with assault rifles*

Yup.

[Judas]

Lol - has cancer infected pensioners with aids?

[InOne]

Have working mothers made house prices impotent?

[Firewire]

WILL THE LOONY LEFT DESTROY YOU?

/dead

[Firewire]

WILL THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PENSION?

omg i can't

[Firewire]

Are paedophiles hurting your pets?

[Jords]

HAVE YOBS HURT YOUR DAUGHTERS?

:o

[Jords]

HAVE GYPSIES GIVEN BRITISH SWANS SWINE FLU?

:laugh3:

Probably have.

[Jords]

HAVE GYPSIES GIVEN BRITISH SWANS SWINE FLU?

:laugh3:

Probably have.

[AJ.]

Are the p.c. Brigade having sex with the memory of diana?

[nicole_burks]

Are chavs ripping off house prices?