That Can Be My Next Tweet.

[Shaun]

rules:
- you have to post whatever it comes up with :) only once unless you feel heroic.

http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/

Mine:
Brb panicking she is gonna have one!? was a tramp and 'detected' something.

it jumbles all of your previous tweets :p

[Iceman]

Give him ketamine, I still has been his last one I imagine Del Boy meets Mr Bean stay awake and when.

[Z]

OKTOBERFEST which actually occurs in Glasgow again, I'm absolutely jonesing for the Windows start up on!

[Z]

Unexpected friend requests hahahahaha I'm not really well


AMAZING

[Tom4784]

'I used to latin rock music. I'm gonna hate it, you say 'Hey Tom Shattock?'

Rofl.

[Shaun]

rofl dean

[Shaun]

Do worry about heartbreak, not malaria. but with Geraldine McQueen please shut up.

Haha sorry, it's true. For a review: It Offend You, Yeah? - Build a bit of a review: I loved a rarity in!

Alexis Jordan - Lasers, a lot of Ms. Spears that wasn't sonia? I just LOVE YOU GERALDINE.

HAHAHAHAHA THE LAST ONE <3

[Iceman]

Contraception not the Departed?

Schumacher o_O not really but actually punching sluts in the Dark Knight, Heath Ledgers death gave.

Night all your stories are getting married 2 sobs in a hoodie and just kept timing out : No I havent been.

If I actually punching sluts in his splash was found dead on RAW, embrace it, maybe an icon, RIP Kurt?

Some more from mine, I sound like Arista :laugh2:

[Shaun]

stop punching sluts Eoin :( and ban that psychopath plz. you know the one. check the reports. xx

[Iceman]

I've stopped and yeah done that too....Jade goody still causing arguments :bored:

[Lewis.]

Hmm.. I am feeling a pleasure to come! Oh.. and its awful : Is it or Rebecca. Wasn't the jungle Gillian?

[Locke.]

Got the match vs City is christian lol. Was a bit of Johnson on lfctv? Only had 3 hours to keep watching!

:crazy:

[Boothy]

'99.9% sure about. Paul Scharner can believe it's harder to see them live. Oh, piss. Hahahahahahaha!'

lol.

[Boothy]

'Neil Patrick Haggis Watching the game? It's annoyed me to check this video -- Poppy burner 'not sorry' I?'

'My Guitar Gently Weeps. Got Albion to stare blankly into Brum? Cars and I hope he smashes picture frames.'

'Phone Booth on Poker tonight too and I'll adopt that man we all the Radio One deck was an honest, proper.'

I like this.

[Boothy]

'Nah, I was presenting in the air when Fearne Cotton was an honest, proper Scouser.'

LOL!!!

[Boothy]

'FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! vs I like Sounds a poo and I'll have a knee transplant.'

[Smithy]

This is going for you alright? why is Why are you like me and the stories about being on twitter clear!

[Smithy]

Ive been delayed FAO i cant overdose on Corrie dozens of the horses died :O Omg awkwardness level is.

When are the stories about zain having dinner I just sneezed 4 times in the white girl whisperer!

:laugh3:


-dies-

[Boothy]

'Playing free bingo on repeat since Monday. It's funny but then depressing.'

This is actually so true.

[Boothy]

Going to live, I'd be so ****ing ill. Instead I'm getting completely Charlie Sheen'd Been an unsuccessful.

[Boothy]

'Gonna rape a Unions and making pancakes. Tastes like this weeks accumulator on.'

[Smithy]

She suits pink hair better tbh Why am I getting pregnant and 90% of personality and someone's house burnt.

:D

[Smithy]

I COULD SEE IT BEFORE YOU DOLT.


seems like something I'd actually say :suspect:

[Harry!]

I would mean people get the Wow Nicki Minaj that do a hi from prison on iPlayer, very AGAINST nuclear! - :joker:

[Jords]

This is having fun like a laugh! I dont give a dish! haha there and have it so good!

:joker:

[Jords]

I dont give a dish! DISH YOU ALL.

[Roy Mars III]

See me through the actual movie will be. can I hope you're proud of the Lions to for the betting odds to!

[Jake.]

xD

'Wtf is up with these twats and lookin forward to get my It's snowing.... So I've added some people...'
'Tired 1-0... what a joke, we played sik tho Haha i know was a joke, i know was a ledge NewYearsEve?'

[Shaun]

Steph your pub quiz room is ALL ABOUT SCHMIDT. but i'll DL some whilst i'm here, just so i hate this.

My Top 3 Artists: The Girl With The Nightmare Before Christmas was in this pub quiz are such ****ing.

Holy ****. My Top 3 Artists: Kanye West 20) roflmao. this pub quiz room is loving 'the gays', something?

<3

[Harry!]

i hope you like madonna's new fans! I almost died of m perfered whitney houston track memyself&i luv you?

sorry jords but idc omg hold it is better madonna or so much of shock! Well deserved i must be rewarded!

okay laptop doesn't like your fans! I hit people. Please notice this! Terrorist abu qatada released from.

i expect seeing them little girls for the gypsy wedding, on my laptop randomly turn off?

omg

[Shaun]

I decide i am... :3 I'm an advert for stroke victims. this financial situation i hate this isn't u r u.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Me. I Am Salman]

"No worries ave a ****ing boot them to punch tyler does Poor fatboy Tyler is up a pro at poetry .."


:suspect:

[Smithy]

Skins is repulsive Well that saves you run to let anyone get out on tuesday morning on Cake, I know loves!

[Me. I Am Salman]

"Okay i had about.. lol i hate em both! Wtf is salman, nothing to LOL Really feeling Dev's new one today!"

they got the last bit right :worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

"Okay i like grapes by them to LOL I did crap arse day I'm not bothered though... Anyway toast update?"

WTF

[Niamh.]

Have you join This is Big Brother too, you had loads of support there : Russell Howard!

[Smithy]

omg niamh you're on twitter?

[Niamh.]

omg niamh you're on twitter?

technically yes but I only used it very briefly after BB12, haven't gone on it in months now :joker:

[Black Dagger]

It was an alcoholic as a ****ing legend. These ignorant ***** who Paul McCartney is my wrestling figures?

ERM WHAT?

[Me. I Am Salman]

"Yeah, psychology, english, sociology and vicky pollard, get to another girl since you won't, when you."

Some vaseline on TILES?? why were you off! fat bitch Well you fat ****. sounds good, except for not cause.

:laugh2:

[Harry!]

Just watched Matt Cardle's album. Simply great - I think so, I expect they was amazing!

You guys rock!!! I would be yourself : You should follow him! you did with Iraq and start with Iran!

Abu Qatada released from you! Cake, cake, cake Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake Cake, cake, cake, cake ?

I was avalible in making Caroline Flack The Lovely Bones. Goodnight Luvers!

[nicole_burks]

it doesn't work for me D:

[Marsh.]

I don't have twitter, but put my name in and it gave me:

Having a dump.

[Niall]

You harry I'm WiLd~ wai gurl I was just got in. Stupid busses smh. -throws things at me.

O________o

[nicole_burks]

Okay i'm actually going to go to I can be right. i have died every day in my mom. i didn't have impor...
:laugh:

[Marc]

Hmm.. wtf..

I didn't know how it works really really want to tennis?! :D is it really want to kill me with cable.

[King Gizzard]

Wow

I meant David Luiz is a friend afterwards. bitches once took one of all for benfica alot I take it really.

[Marc]

Nathan you hoe.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Just watched Matt Cardle's album. Simply great - I think so, I expect they was amazing!

You guys rock!!! I would be yourself : You should follow him! you did with Iraq and start with Iran!

Abu Qatada released from you! Cake, cake, cake Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake Cake, cake, cake, cake ?

I was avalible in making Caroline Flack The Lovely Bones. Goodnight Luvers!



:laugh:

[Patrick]

What happened to get started saying bab because it's a Radio Station packed with an amazing housemate.


rofl.

[Patrick]

About CBB just wondering, 'cus if it will be the uneducated Americans. She Fell Over! haha.

[Harry!]

Terrorist Abu Qatada is going to the Grammys tonight I satyed up to me of sung Single Ladies with Misha B?

[RichardG]

I thought I definitely have to fake a good ones and fly across a bit stupid of the best in a bit rubbish.

:laugh:

[Me. I Am Salman]

"She doesnt want to be smart and vicky is such a black one lol. LOL I never eat dinner Forgot janine is."

"Big Momma's Vagina RED LIPSTICK MY BITCHEZ or summat its just eating some reason lol i love my best!"


what the actual ****.

[Princess]

Especially when I'm mainly already Oh you're like the immersion is 30 is just use it on this?

Not on Tumblr, one month I'll be in English. Had such a few weeks till 11ish, might get so good in a tad!

Like a train ticket home Dunno why they all the only just wondering how to type something :| Now I'm 5.

Well there are 24, what's a bus/train from this I find you not to bed, don't match and Away up with 100!

Wowsers N'awwwwwwwww Nick is xx Oh that I'm gonna have MD love! xx Hate it online, will most likely cry!


Oh my god this is way too amusing.

[Smithy]

I did it with Lady GaGa :amazed:

Thank you! Really wanna get a champion looks like mine!! So fun! Please everyone, take a valium today.


I never do not fear the ****. Watching!! 5 million albums a twitter surprise.. Paws Up! Backstage!


I've been replaced. They recreated my performances, I've been replaced. They recreated my way now BORN.


-dies-

[Locke.]

"I've been replaced"

:amazed:

[Smithy]

that one's hilariously scary

[Shaun]

Oh god please One Direction.Ah.Following in the World Girls). shaking and that's why can't I? gabrielle.

ENOUGH OF THE QUEEN IS HAPPENING ok then thanks rockstar. I forgot how I Was an emo at a harry hill.

Good songs blaring from it, whilst Santa walks behind it says a madman driving outside with your shade.

Good songs : Sherrie Hewson is nominated for breakfast, McDonald's for fanmafe shiz all this an hour of?

beautiful

[Jack.]

"Was it yet. Will have to search for December - Awkward moment went your mum and Evender has been named."

[Princess]

It's amazing!!! Well done you and Harry Stupid Brits, I'm not jealous *sobs* Oh my first major love, I do!

[Me. I Am Salman]

The hate Tamera? you sick, twisted ****. kill yourself now Wait I miss secondary school is fat redneck.

.

[Drew.]

I cant do it

"Our problems Excuse me you're bloody book Hey i'm a family club. No trophies Just like Wenger those funds."

[Natalie.]

Thank you! Hope you don't�� love me and my mind until someone tells me if you don't want him at night.

[Smithy]

I want for this shift has gone so it I'm gonna get your mum is ruining ARTPOP on it's all over Leona and?

:joker:

You weren't masterbating furiously over Leona and this shift ever, only reason people wore their.

[Jessica.]

http://puu.sh/6hPE8.png

[Smithy]

omg i am actuallyy crying

Anyway bye bye for doing anal lets not count in @ that lonely eh? it's better I'm gonna lay in b4 Carrie?

post this tweet

[Jack.]

Daffy Duck haha I was wonderful. this is normally quite good as the MIC cast have to watch that great!

OMG Batista is back on the MIC cast have got complaints because two lads are not wearing there handcuffs!

Just watched MIC. But Linda is back on here ? OMG returning to search for the toilet Danny and great!

So how do you have to Liz and Jasmine not wearing there cocks out. what's the usa do we know they were? :joker: