Has anyone ever walked in to find you, erm...

[Shaun]

masturbating

[Locke.]

No, I've had two very close calls though

[Niall]

Nope hehe. :angel:

[Shaun]

inspired by

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuwyjPCcn1qzcv7no1_500.png

[KG.]

Yes. :joker:

I shall say no more.

[Z]

No.

-cringes over times I've walked in on other people-

[Ramsay]

it was very very very close
my arse was hanging out cus i only had time to close the tab and put something over my dick
my mum knew well but she didnt catch me
so i picked i am a truck:joker:

[Mr XcX]

No!!!

[Locke.]

"55% of men masturbate at least once a week"

Surely it is much higher than that :joker:

[Stacey.]

No D:

[BringItOn]

inspired by

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuwyjPCcn1qzcv7no1_500.png

:O I got that last one in my mind now lmao

[Doogle]

Very nearly.

[Tom4784]

Not masturbating, no.

[Marsh.]

Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks as dildos.
:joker:

[ILoveTRW]

Loads of times.
Dad, Mum, Brother, the 80 people in the block of flats across the road.

[ILoveTRW]

add the window cleaner to that list too.
god i really need to start being more careful.

[Shaun]

Not masturbating, no.

baking cookies doesn't count :nono:

[Niall]

baking cookies doesn't count :nono:

:laugh3:

[Tom4784]

baking cookies doesn't count :nono:

Oh. *Starts to bake freely*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:

[truck]

:/

[Stacey.]

:/

:joker:

[Doogle]

no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:

:laugh3:

[Niall]

no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:

I thought you were celibate now. http://i.imgur.com/Iu8a5.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am now this was like 2 weeks ago this friday

[Niall]

Oh :joker: *Thought your Mum didn't know about you having guys round like that*

[Locke.]

So that's were Novo was 2 fridays ago

[ILoveTRW]

i am now this was like 2 weeks ago this friday

You haven't cum in 2 weeks? :shocked:
I can't last 2 hours!

[Marsh.]

no but when my mum was out the other week this guy came to my house for ya know then as he was leaving my mum was at the front door D:

i locked the door and left the key in though so i was just like OFHUIOWFHIE get upstairs quick so he hid in my room then i opened the door and my mum came in and i was like bitch say anything embarrassing and i will cut you but she only came back to drop freezer stuff off then went straight back out again so it was k :amazed:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1312&stc=1&d=1303156011

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Oh :joker: *Thought your Mum didn't know about you having guys round like that*

she doesnt thats why i was like OFNIGBEIORBGIUERGIUEG when i saw her at the door

[Marsh.]

You haven't cum in 2 weeks? :shocked:
I can't last 2 hours!


Why does that not surprise me?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

You haven't cum in 2 weeks? :shocked:
I can't last 2 hours!

i have fapped D:

i fap like 3 times a day

i think i have issues

[ILoveTRW]

i have fapped D:

i fap like 3 times a day

i think i have issues

well i haven't done anything all day so ive had about 5 today

[ILoveTRW]

make that 6

[Smithy]

omg trw u so funneh hehe

[Niall]

she doesnt thats why i was like OFNIGBEIORBGIUERGIUEG when i saw her at the door

Oh right lmao. :laugh:

make that 6

:laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

its awful when like by the 4th one nothing comes out and your like oh ma lawd im broke

[ILoveTRW]

its awful when like by the 4th one nothing comes out and your like oh ma lawd im broke

pmsl, i wasn't going to say, but yeah.

[ILoveTRW]

I need a good ****

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

So that's were Novo was 2 fridays ago

i wish :amazed:

[Stu]

I AM A TRUCK.

caps

[Boothy]

Very nearly. I heard the handle of my bedroom door opening so I quickly pulled my trousers up just before my mum walked in with some clean washing.

I think she knew because I was lying on my bed, with my laptop on the Google homepage, looking angry and embarrassed, but she didn't say anything. Was pretty awkward speaking to her for about a week after that.

[MTVN]

I havent but my friend told me how his mum walked in on him and he quickly tucked it into his trousers, turned out it was sticking out the top and his mum said "umm Simon, your little warriors showing" :joker:

[Benjamin]

Worse than than masturbating, full on sex. :blush:

['Conor]

Nope :)

['Conor]

You haven't cum in 2 weeks? :shocked:
I can't last 2 hours!

your addicted :shocked:

[Locke.]

So the results of the poll so far have proven one thing:

Stacey and Mollie are both liars :nono:

[Maia]

So the results of the poll so far have proven one thing:

Stacey and Mollie are both liars :nono:

Masturbating is disgusting :nono:

[Locke.]

Some of the posts you have made in the Situation sub forum have been disgusting and suggest that you're lying :nono:

[Glenn.]

Nope. I live with on my own with my dog. And I don't do anything in front of him. I tried once and felt really uncomfortable with him staring at me.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Nope. I live with on my own with my dog. And I don't do anything in front of him. I tried once and felt really uncomfortable with him staring at me.

http://i.imgur.com/l72Gg.gif

[Locke.]

Poor dog has been scarred for life

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-remembers that episode of the inbetweeners-

[MTVN]

:joker:

[Glenn.]

I felt really embarrased. He was like, 'Dude!? WTF!?

[ILoveTRW]

7

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

7

thats like O_o

you will break it if you carry on

[Doogle]

No offence, but you should go out more, TRW.

[ILoveTRW]

No offence, but you should go out more, TRW.

I know, i haven't done anything today, if i had it would have probably only been 5 wanks

[ILoveTRW]

thats like O_o

you will break it if you carry on

nah, i don't think there has been a day for the past 10 year when i haven't had 3+ tugs

[CharlieO]

Never thank s**t. I like having a lockable door.

[T*]

Eurgh, I don't masterbate.