If we were all on BB...

[The Human Santapede]

If all of us from this forum were on BB, who would you say is the most likely to win over the public and win the game?

[Iceman]

I'd say you or Shaun....

[Vicky.]

Public like nice people, so probably someone like gypsygoth or jords

[ILoveTRW]

Who ever is most boring, id be out first.

[arista]

If all of us from this forum were on BB, who would you say is the most likely to win over the public and win the game?


I would pass all the Tasks
and check Vicky out
in the shower

[The Human Santapede]

I would pass all the Tasks
and check Vicky out
in the shower

Hahahaha, you don't need the shower to check her out, just give her some alcohol. :evilgrin:

[Vicky.]

Hahahaha, you don't need the shower to check her out, just give her some alcohol. :evilgrin:

Tbf in most cases alcohols probably not even required :joker:

[Josy]

I would pass all the Tasks
and check Vicky out
in the shower

:joker:

[Josy]

Tbf in most cases alcohols probably not even required :joker:

lmao :laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

josy claudia niamh or chewy

[Lee.]

Ben, zee, josy and niall would all come across as fairly stable, likable housemates I reckon.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Ben, zee, josy and niall would all come across as fairly stable, likable housemates I reckon.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

-would evict niall for being annoying-

[Lee.]

Also think that there's a few members on here who can be quite cutting/controversial, who are actually just big softer and would come across well as housemates

[LemonJam]

Probably Zee or Niall

[Ammi]

Niamh Scott Arista and Sooty all different but would all be epic hm's

[CharlieO]

id probably not win because im too awesome people would get jell.

jk id be out first for annoying all of you for butting into convos like i do threads.

i think novo or locke would win because they would play the biggest game and manage to evict us all.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and they would have a big gay fanbase too

[The Human Santapede]

id probably not win because im too awesome people would get jell.

jk id be out first for annoying all of you for butting into convos like i do threads.

i think novo or locke would win because they would play the biggest game and manage to evict us all.

Yeah, but the public would probably get annoyed; look at what happened to hm's like Science and Victor. They played a good game but it wasn't enough to keep them in.

[Stacey.]

Probably Andy

[Stu]

id probably not win because im too awesome people would get jell.

jk id be out first for annoying all of you for butting into convos like i do threads.

i think novo or locke would win because they would play the biggest game and manage to evict us all.
Yeah gameplayers have a real history of winning, don't they.

They'd be good though. They'd be exactly like Jason and Victor. Anytime during the summer of 2004 you turned on E4 at four in the morning the two would be sitting there talking about football or planning the day aheads carnage.

[The Human Santapede]

Yeah gameplayers have a real history of winning, don't they.

They'd be good though. They'd be exactly like Jason and Victor. Anytime during the summer of 2004 you turned on E4 at four in the morning the two would be sitting there talking about football or planning the day aheads carnage.

Haha, that was funny. Victor would have probably made the final over Jason had he not had that row with Shell. That was his undoing as before that he was behind Jason in the votes. :sad:

[CharlieO]

yeah i know the public wouldnt like it but i bet because they are clearly bb fans they would be able to fool the public and play a game at the same time.

[Merry Mockmas]

Who ever is most boring, id be out first.

No i would as i would be to controversial.:joker:

[Beastie]

Public like nice people, so probably someone like gypsygoth or jords

This.

Or maybe someone like 30stone Ben! Where is he nowadays?

[Patrick]

Me.

Because I'm like really epic and stuff like that and the public would think I'm one of the best housemates to date.

I'd go in and be that one that everyone is talking about on launch night, and I'd probably be on the front pages everyday for being really controversial.

I would probably be up for eviction alot if my argumentive side came out, but that wouldn't be a problem because I'd still stay.

But I could play the game like The Slick Man did in 2004 and I wouldn't be up for eviction as much.

[Shaun]

Zee, LemonJam or Ninastar

[Ross]

I think Zee, GypsyGoth or Princess would definately be in with a shot.

[Patrick]

People like Princess, Josy and Gypsy and that would be out if they had a vote to save.

Maybe not GypsyGoth actually, but Josy and Princess would.
[That isn't an insult by the way girls 'cus you're all cool, it's just like the truth.]

[Ross]

You would be out on the first vote to evict, Patrick probably. That isn't an insult either, just the truth.

[The Human Santapede]

My money would be on Zee, Niall or Ninastar.

-realised he forgot to put down who he thought-

[Chuck]

Stu, Niall, Claudia, Greg or Ben.

[Z]

:love: you're making me blush everyone!

I would love to see Stacey and Shaun forced to live in the Bedsit together observing other housemates, it would be hysterical.

[The Human Santapede]

:love: you're making me blush everyone!

I would love to see Stacey and Shaun forced to live in the Bedsit together observing other housemates, it would be hysterical.

I made a list of who would be hilarious to have in a house together.


-goes to find where he posted it-

[Shaun]

-just performed the mandatory "check someone said my name" check-

I'd say you or Shaun....

very good.

Nah, I don't think I could keep my snobbery under wraps for about 80 days.

[The Human Santapede]

LOL Shaun. Ditto. I would end up shouting at people and probably throw something at them or hit them.


Here was who I said would be hilarious in a house together:

It'd be interesting to see how they acted though and how alliances would probably change as they get to actually know each other.


-imagines Smithy, Stacey, Scott, MeMyselfandI, MrGaryy, Foxysarah, arista, bobnot, Novo, Stu, Patrick, Kerry and Shaun all in one house-

[Jessica.]

Sooty would beat you all!

[CharlieO]

if jessica is the same person as in her avatar and just keeps moving like that i vote her to win. (-knows she wasnt in the friday video :( - )

[Stacey.]

I would love to see Stacey and Shaun forced to live in the Bedsit together observing other housemates, it would be hysterical.

:laugh:

[Shaun]

rofl foxysarah - I can see her being our very own Shahbaz :love:

[Z]

Smithy, Stacey, Scott, MeMyselfandI, MrGaryy, Foxysarah, arista, bobnot, Novo, Stu, Patrick, Kerry and Shaun

^ that would be an amazing line up Ben (assuming everyone played up to the character they have on the forum) haha!

[The Human Santapede]

Smithy, Stacey, Scott, MeMyselfandI, MrGaryy, Foxysarah, arista, bobnot, Novo, Stu, Patrick, Kerry and Shaun

^ that would be an amazing line up Ben (assuming everyone played up to the character they have on the forum) haha!

Could you imagine the carnage! LOL. BB should let me pick who goes into the house. :hugesmile:

[Z]

It's week 5, and after seeing FoxySarah be removed due to having a near mental breakdown, bobnot evicted to unanimous boos and a record high elimination percentage of 97% against Stu's 3%, and Patrick, MeMyselfandI and Smithy evicted - new housemates Ninastar (cruelly put in after Smithy was evicted), Jessica and ukturtle are settling into the house. Stacey and Shaun are put into the bedsit in a fake eviction that leaves the rest of the house shocked as they thought both of those housemates were untouchable, causing a lot of disturbance within the house dynamics. Shaun and Stacey fume as MrGaryy and Scott, their respective BFFs, form an über gay alliance in their absence. Scott suggests a naked jacuzzi, causing Stacey to shriek "NO. NAKED. JACUZZI-NESS." at the television, while Shaun sits and bitches about how awful Cher Lloyd is.



amazing.

[Shaun]

"Day 23 in the Big Brother House. MrGaryy, Scott and Shaun are pouring bags of flour over Kerry's clothes."

-cut to the garden-
Patrick: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FAILY BITCH
Smithy: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME CUT YOU -he picks up a knife; MeMyselfandI starts crying and asks to leave-

-cut to the kitchen-
Arista: Make me a Damn Sandwich, sign of the times.
-Novo throws the plate at the wall-

[Shaun]

oh fine, greg, beat me to it and with a wordier post :bored:

[The Human Santapede]

It's week 5, and after seeing FoxySarah be removed due to having a near mental breakdown, bobnot evicted to unanimous boos and a record high elimination percentage of 97% against Stu's 3%, and Patrick, MeMyselfandI and Smithy evicted - new housemates Ninastar (cruelly put in after Smithy was evicted), Jessica and ukturtle are settling into the house. Stacey and Shaun are put into the bedsit in a fake eviction that leaves the rest of the house shocked as they thought both of those housemates were untouchable, causing a lot of disturbance within the house dynamics. Shaun and Stacey fume as MrGaryy and Scott, their respective BFFs, form an über gay alliance in their absence. Scott suggests a naked jacuzzi, causing Stacey to shriek "NO. NAKED. JACUZZI-NESS." at the television, while Shaun sits and bitches about how awful Cher Lloyd is.



amazing.




"Day 23 in the Big Brother House. MrGaryy, Scott and Shaun are pouring bags of flour over Kerry's clothes."

-cut to the garden-
Patrick: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FAILY BITCH
Smithy: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME CUT YOU -he picks up a knife; MeMyselfandI starts crying and asks to leave-

-cut to the kitchen-
Arista: Make me a Damn Sandwich, sign of the times.
-Novo throws the plate at the wall-


PMSL at both of those posts. :laugh2:

[Shaun]

I like how we both made MMAI leave <3

[Z]

I like how we both made MMAI leave <3

Ironically put up for eviction after failing the "who can hold the longest note in the style of Leona Lewis whilst riding the bucking horse-bronco" challenge.

[Shaun]

I'm proud of my high B.

[Z]

I'm proud of my high B.

Vibrato of an angel. Amazin'! [/leona]

[Chuck]

I bet Stacey would get in the house really popular and either be evicted with 89% of the vote or be ejected for bullying or racism. ha2

[CharlieO]

"Day 23 in the Big Brother House. MrGaryy, Scott and Shaun are pouring bags of flour over Kerry's clothes."

-cut to the garden-
Patrick: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FAILY BITCH
Smithy: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME CUT YOU -he picks up a knife; MeMyselfandI starts crying and asks to leave-

-cut to the kitchen-
Arista: Make me a Damn Sandwich, sign of the times.
-Novo throws the plate at the wall-

would be the best bb ever.

[Z]

-has started writing this imaginary BB house in short parody form-

[Patrick]

rofl foxysarah - I can see her being our very own Shahbaz :love:

:joker::joker::joker:

[The Human Santapede]

-has started writing this imaginary BB house in short parody form-

LOL, please post it when you have done. :hugesmile:

[Stu]

I want to write something like that now too. I'll mention it now before I get accused of ripping off Zee's idea. Which I kind of am.

But like ... shut up.

[Shaun]

I could never finish my SiaBB story - writing a show for every day was exhausting :laugh:

[Z]

Yeah I'm bearing that in mind so I'm just writing the launch and then I'll mention tasks and eliminations in a whimsical way, it won't be a full on effort :tongue:. Go for it Stu :D

[Patrick]

I keep thinking of Vicky in the Diary Room chair now shouting 'I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE FUN! IF I DON'T HAVE MY CIGARETTES!' like Nadia.

[_Seth]

Those stories are right funny. :D *thinks of one*

[The Human Santapede]

I keep thinking of Vicky in the Diary Room chair now shouting 'I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE FUN! IF I DON'T HAVE MY CIGARETTES!' like Nadia.

-imagines Foxysarah in the pool naked trying to entice me in-


-cries-

[Vicky.]

I keep thinking of Vicky in the Diary Room chair now shouting 'I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE FUN! IF I DON'T HAVE MY CIGARETTES!' like Nadia.

:hugesmile:

[Shaun]

roflmfao ben.

omg i'm dying imagining that

[Patrick]

-imagines Foxysarah in the pool naked trying to entice me in-


-cries-

http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/angel-nked-300x168.jpg

[CharlieO]

you could make a game out of this each member writes a day, like that game where you fold paper over.

[_Seth]

Day 32, Jack and Stacey are in the bedroom having nookie.

Niall: Stop it! Stop it!! Stop it you Geordie ****ing bugger!

-cuts to the living room-

Joe: Let's all gang up against Big Brother.
Patrick: Like no. :bored:

[Patrick]

you could make a game out of this each member writes a day, like that game where you fold paper over.

*Thought this was a Wii Game*

[_Seth]

I don't really know enough of/about the dynamics of this forum to create Big Brother scenarios. :(

[Patrick]

Day 3 in the Big Brother House.

On Thursday Night, 12 People entered the Big Brother house - so far none of them have recieved their suit cases or personal items.

Joe is in the Diary Room.

*Ginger hair covers Joe's eyes in an emo like style whilst he cries*

BB: Take all the time you need Joe.

Joe: I'M CRYING BECAUSE OF YOU! BECAUSE YOU WON'T GIVE ME MY ******ING ACTION FIGURES!

BB: Joe, Big Brother will not be providing you with any Doctor Who figures at this time.

*Joe Sobs*

BB: If there is nothing else, you are now free to leave the diary room.

-Joe Leaves the Diary Room and goes to sit in the kitchen alone-

Jack: You alright kid?

-Joe tries to knock a glass off the counter but misses-

Jack: Grumpy ginger little raincloud, ****** Off!

[Chuck]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

*spits out tea*

[Z]

Tense, rumbling music plays. A gigantic neon blue eye flashes on the screen, and then Big Brother: The New Generation appears on screen. Channel 5's viewer ratings had gone through the roof since the adverts had started, and a certain online community was watching every move. Hordes of members decided to apply for the show, due to the huge cash prize for the winner, and they all knew enough about the show to feel like they could play the game. It was on.

Launch Night

"It's been a while." The camera pans up the long shapely legs that are bound in silver leggings, up the long black trench coat and stops at the face of the presenter. "I am Zee and welcome to the reboot of Big Brother!" The crowd goes wild, the audience at home is left sexually confused and a little bit frustrated. "Oops, I appear to have dropped my cue card. Let me bend over and pick that up." Zee winked at the camera, and a rogue stage invader (LemonJam - who shrieked "HI MUM!" at the camera as he was dragged off stage) ran up and yanked off Zee's jacket and leggings in a suspiciously impressive oner, revealing a glittery gold bikini underneath. "Oops, I appear to be in my underwear. How embarrassing! Let me bend over and pick up my dignity." Zee posed for the paparazzi. "Tonight we're going to be introduced to a new batch of housemates, freshly baked from the fumes of their last day as a free person for the summer. We have a veritable baker's dozen of people, ready to be moulded like the dough brained idiots they are for choosing to accept this challenge. Without any further ado, let's meet the housemates."

cue the VTs and entries to the house randomly broken up by adverts and scarily sexual dialogue from Zee which won't be shown in full because quite frankly, what he did to that poster of Emile Hirsch was just bang out of order.

Smithy is wearing a feathered masquerade ball mask and is wearing a vibrant green wig. “Hi I’m Smithy, I was Born This Way.” He laughs, and then takes both items off and stares at the camera. “Seriously though, I’m a little monster.” The VT ends and he steps out of the limousine to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Stacey has a look of disdain on her face. “I actually cannot stand fat people; I just think it’s really lazy and disgusting. I don’t really understand how people can get fat tbh. No, really, I don’t understand it D:” Stacey steps out of the car to thunderous cheers from some sections of the crowd and ferocious boos from other parts.

Scott is wearing a pair of speedos and a crazed look on his face :amazed: “Y’all should pick me ‘cause I’ll have sex live on TV! Unless my mum comes in omgz leona2. I'd be stunning, I'd wurk it!” Scott steps out of the car to huge cheers and chants of 'stunning, wurk it!' from the crowd.

MeMyselfandI grins at the camera and sings Run. “This is a Leona classic.” The interviewer tells him that it’s by Snow Patrol. “Yeah but Leona’s version sold more, like worldwide, **** no you’re wrong D:” MMAI exits the car to loud boos, he starts swearing at the crowd who do not respond kindly to him.

MrGaryy is listing things he hates, using his fingers to count them. “Yah I’d say I hate like most people, I just think like, if it doesn’t affect me then why should I care? I simply cannot be doing with people who think Lady GaGa is this gift to modern music when she’s just a gimmick, Legendtina >” Gary steps out of the car to some cheers but mostly boos, he pouts for the paparazzi and poses for a little too long, causing Zee to start ripping into him to try and divert attention back to himself. What a slut.

Foxysarah is crying. “Am I ugly???????? People keep saying I am and even though I know they’re just doing it to get a reaction I can’t stop crying :(!!!!” The interviewer tells her she’s not ugly. “YOU’RE JUST SAYING THAT!!!!” Foxysarah receives a surprisingly large number of cheers from people who feel a bit sorry for her, the boos aren't particularly loud, the crowd are unsure what to make of her.

arista is wearing a burka. “It’s for security. Sign Of The Times.” The interviewer asks him if he would take it off. “Stinking Labour can’t make me. Feel The Force.” Arista steps out to complete silence, the crowd want to see what he looks like and are mystified by his appearance - he is wearing a full body Hulk costume, it is impossible to tell what he looks like. He gets applauded slowly but surely as he makes his way up to the house.

bobnot is grinning. “I’m essentially in this for the laughs, I doubt I’ll win, I just want to annoy people. The more offensive and shocking I can be, the better.” Bobnot receives cheers for his wind up merchant angle on the VT.

Novo is doing keepie ups. “I don’t like gays, they’re really annoying, there’d better not be any in the Big Brother house. I know I’m going to get in, AndyBet has good odds on it.” The crowd laugh, knowing what's waiting for Novo inside the house in the form of Scott, and he also receives boos for his remarks in the VT.

Stu has bleached his hair for the occasion. “I like my hair to be white, like my people. Joking! I don’t like people.” The interviewer is taken aback. “Aw come on, surely casual racism is alright before I go into the house?” Stu exits the car to huge cheers, the crowd warmed to his joke, though some boos can be heard from people who took him literally. He bows majestically before he enters the house.

Patrick is ranting about the faily bastards who were in the interview room before he was. “Did you see that utter fail Jessica Walsh? She’s such an epic fail! :joker: I think I will win because I’m epic.” The crowd boos Patrick loudly and he reacts negatively, reacting similarly to MeMyselfandI.

Kerry is smiling at the interviewer. “I’ll speak to anyone, me. Can’t be doing with rude people but I expect most people feel the same way, I’m not afraid to speak my mind. I’d like to think I wouldn’t walk away from the house because I miss my kids, but you never know.” Kerry enters the house to cheers, she looks happy as she enters the house.

Shaun is the final housemate introduced. “I once downloaded the Burlesque OST. It was just half an hour of me pretending to be a showgirl when I'm not. I'm a fat boy in Torquay. leave me alone, you ****ing trannies. I’m not a people person, I kind of hate… well, everything.” The crowd is in a frenzy as Shaun leaves the limousine, the cheers are loud and the look on his face is priceless as he hears the music being played in the background is from the Burlesque OST; he plays along with the joke and grinds the staircase like a burlesque dancer before entering the house.


~more coming soon~

[Shaun]

I DON'T ****ING HATE EVERYTHING. oh my days.

[Chuck]

[I]
Smithy is wearing a feathered masquerade ball mask and is wearing a vibrant green wig. “Hi I’m Smithy, I was Born This Way.” He laughs, and then takes both items off and stares at the camera. “Seriously though, I’m a little monster.” The VT ends and he steps out of the limousine to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Stacey has a look of disdain on her face. “I actually cannot stand fat people; I just think it’s really lazy and disgusting. I don’t really understand how people can get fat tbh. No, really, I don’t understand it D:” Stacey steps out of the car to thunderous cheers from some sections of the crowd and ferocious boos from other parts.

~more coming soon~

:joker:

[CharlieO]

[I]

"It's been a while." The camera pans up the long shapely legs that are bound in silver leggings, up the long black trench coat and stops at the face of the presenter. "I am Zee and welcome to the reboot of Big Brother!" The crowd goes wild, the audience at home is left sexually confused and a little bit frustrated. "Oops, I appear to have dropped my cue card. Let me bend over and pick that up." Zee winked at the camera, and a rogue stage invader (LemonJam - who shrieked "HI MUM!" at the camera as he was dragged off stage) ran up and yanked off Zee's jacket and leggings in a suspiciously impressive oner, revealing a glittery gold bikini underneath. "Oops, I appear to be in my underwear. How embarrassing! Let me bend over and pick up my dignity." Zee posed for the paparazzi.



such a channel 5 thing to happen.

[Patrick]

Zee that was fantastic.

I especially like how I got booed, that would so happen in real life.
I would get booed and then leave to like massive cheers, like Sophie Reade did.

[The Human Santapede]

PMSL!

Dreads to think what it'll be like when you throw me, Jessica and Ninastar in there with them.

[Stu]

~casual racism!

[In the Drunk Tank]

Lmao Zee :laugh3:

[_Seth]

Stacey has a look of disdain on her face. “I actually cannot stand fat people; I just think it’s really lazy and disgusting. I don’t really understand how people can get fat tbh. No, really, I don’t understand it D:” Stacey steps out of the car to thunderous cheers from some sections of the crowd and ferocious boos from other parts.

Scott is wearing a pair of speedos and a crazed look on his face :amazed: “Y’all should pick me ‘cause I’ll have sex live on TV! Unless my mum comes in omgz leona2. I'd be stunning, I'd wurk it!” Scott steps out of the car to huge cheers and chants of 'stunning, wurk it!' from the crowd.

...

Foxysarah is crying. “Am I ugly???????? People keep saying I am and even though I know they’re just doing it to get a reaction I can’t stop crying :(!!!!” The interviewer tells her she’s not ugly. “YOU’RE JUST SAYING THAT!!!!” Foxysarah receives a surprisingly large number of cheers from people who feel a bit sorry for her, the boos aren't particularly loud, the crowd are unsure what to make of her.

arista is wearing a burka. “It’s for security. Sign Of The Times.” The interviewer asks him if he would take it off. “Stinking Labour can’t make me. Feel The Force.” Arista steps out to complete silence, the crowd want to see what he looks like and are mystified by his appearance - he is wearing a full body Hulk costume, it is impossible to tell what he looks like. He gets applauded slowly but surely as he makes his way up to the house.

Love these!! :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Stacey.]

Day 32, Jack and Stacey are in the bedroom having nookie.


:o

[_Seth]

:o

I just wanted to use that line off Bo' Selecta.

I hope I haven't creeped you out. :joker:

[Patrick]

I'm 100% certain if the cast Zee posted went into the house, there would be a death or a sever injury after Fight Night III.

:laugh:

The Whinny Bitches that starts Fight Night
MeMyselfandI or FoxySara.

The Main Arguers
Stacey, Stu, MrGarry, Shaun, Bobnot.

The Ones likely to be thrown out for Fighting
Novo, Patrick, Scott.

The people that try and break it up.
Kerry and Arista.

[Z]

Week 1 Highlights

Task
Housemates were told to individually come to the diary room and place themselves somewhere between 1st and 13th in order of how intelligent they thought they were, based on the IQ testing they had to undergo prior to entering the house. Housemates who correctly guessed where they were on the scale were allowed their suitcases and were also immune from being nominated in week 1. Stacey, Novo, Kerry and Shaun correctly guessed their positions on the chart, and therefore received their rewards.

Nominations
Stacey, Novo, Kerry and Shaun were immune from being nominated, but were allowed to nominate.

arista: foxysarah & bobnot
bobnot: foxysarah & Patrick
foxysarah: tried to nominate Shaun because he told her she had a big nose, but had to be told twice that he was immune. She then nominated Stu & Patrick.
Kerry: bobnot & Scott
MMAI: MrGaryy & Stu
MrGaryy: bobnot & MMAI
Novo: MrGaryy & Scott
Patrick: nominated Stu because Stu told him to stop trying to be him, Patrick was offended and then pondered aloud why Stu refused to like him & Scott
Scott: said he was going to nominate foxysarah to Stacey in front of Sarah, complaining that she was taking up a place in the house that could be filled by a better looking man - as a result he was banned from nominating
Shaun: bobnot & MMAI
Smithy: Stu & foxysarah
Stacey: MrGaryy & Stu
Stu: bobnot & Smithy

Kerry, Novo, Shaun, Stacey, arista = 0 nominations
Smithy = 1 nomination
MMAI = 2 nominations
Patrick = 2 nominations
foxysarah = 3 nominations
MrGaryy = 3 nominations
Scott = 3 nominations
Stu = 4 nominations
bobnot = 5 nominations

Eviction

Stu and bobnot faced the public vote. Stu's overwhelming popularity mixed with bobnot's failure to deliver on being the wind up merchant he promised in his VT contributed heavily to the result; bobnot was vilified two days before the eviction due to several offensive remarks he made about how Scott was about as fierce as Sophie Ellis-Bextor, and that's just something you don't say to a gurl. Bobnot was evicted to a record high 97% of the vote and the crowd bayed his name due to his crimes of mentioning Sophie Ellis-Bextor on Live TV, something which he was admonished for by Zee in his eviction interview. He declined to state his favourite remaining housemate, claiming they were a bunch of tossers.

[Smithy]

foxysarah: tried to nominate Shaun because he told her she had a big nose, but had to be told twice that he was immune. She then nominated Stu & Patrick.


:laugh3:

[Chuck]

Scott was about as fierce as Sophie Ellis-Bextor :laugh2:

I wonder where Shaun and Stacey placed themselves. :evilgrin:

[The Human Santapede]

...bobnot was vilified two days before the eviction due to several offensive remarks he made about how scott was about as fierce as sophie ellis-bextor, and that's just something you don't say to a gurl.

pmsl

[Shaun]

in the bedroom. We're faking a romance to get to the final :love:

[Shaun]

AND SOPHIE IS FIERCE...in an "oh I haven't actually been outside of Midsomer" way.

[Stacey.]

foxysarah: tried to nominate Shaun because he told her she had a big nose, but had to be told twice that he was immune. She then nominated Stu & Patrick.


:laugh2:

[Chuck]

-wonders if zee will include newbies in his story-

[Chuck]

This sarah gurl seems to be so funny, I wish I had known her. :sad:

[The Human Santapede]

-wonders if zee will include newbies in his story-

I think me, jessica and Ninastar get thrown in.

[CharlieO]

considering im not good enough to get into BB. -Glares- <-- kidding however:

may i request to be a member of the public who decides to shout over the bb house wall and cause some drama in the house.

[Smithy]

-wonders if zee will include newbies in his story-

It's week 5, and after seeing FoxySarah be removed due to having a near mental breakdown, bobnot evicted to unanimous boos and a record high elimination percentage of 97% against Stu's 3%, and Patrick, MeMyselfandI and Smithy evicted - new housemates Ninastar (cruelly put in after Smithy was evicted), Jessica and ukturtle are settling into the house. Stacey and Shaun are put into the bedsit in a fake eviction that leaves the rest of the house shocked as they thought both of those housemates were untouchable, causing a lot of disturbance within the house dynamics. Shaun and Stacey fume as MrGaryy and Scott, their respective BFFs, form an über gay alliance in their absence. Scott suggests a naked jacuzzi, causing Stacey to shriek "NO. NAKED. JACUZZI-NESS." at the television, while Shaun sits and bitches about how awful Cher Lloyd is.

[u mad]

[Patrick]

This sarah gurl seems to be so funny, I wish I had known her. :sad:

Her avatar made me physically sick, I swear.

[Stacey.]

Her avatar made me physically sick, I swear.

:laugh3:

[Chuck]

-reads the story again, has only read some parts-

[Chuck]

Her avatar made me physically sick, I swear.

:laugh3:

-wonders if it was something kinky- :evilgrin:

[Z]

Week 2 Highlights

Foxysarah walked in the middle of week 2 because she hated the task and was sick of having to look at her reflection in the mirrors that were everywhere in the house. She complained for forty minutes about how everyone was mean about her appearance and then concluded that she wanted to leave after Big Brother told her to stop sticking her nose into other people's business, misconstruing it as an insult.

Task
Housemates had to draw pictures of each other. Kerry was task leader and had to decide which housemate drew the best picture, though she herself was not allowed to draw a picture and therefore was ineligible to win the task. Kerry chose Stu's drawing of arista as the Terminator as the winner of the task, giving Stu immunity from being nominated and a muffin basket. He chose to let Shaun and Gary nibble his muffin basket, something which Zee took great delight in discussing on the eviction night show.

Nominations
Stu was immune from being nominated but was allowed to nominate.

arista: nominated Shaun because of his aura & Scott
Kerry: Scott & Novo
MMAI: MrGaryy & Shaun
MrGaryy: MMAI & Novo
Novo: MrGaryy & Scott
Patrick: was banned from nominating because after Stu won the task, he admitted to him that he nominated him in week 1 because he didn't think Stu liked him. He asked Stu if he would like him, but before he could answer he was called to the diary room and was banned from nominations.
Scott: Patrick & Kerry because she's female
Shaun: Stacey & Patrick because he took offense to Patrick's drawing of him, which depicted Shaun as a faily bastard
Smithy: Stacey & Patrick
Stacey: MrGaryy & Shaun because he's fat D:
Stu: Patrick for trying to suck up to him & Scott

Stu, arista, Smithy = 0 nominations
Kerry, MMAI = 1 nomination
Novo, Stacey = 2 nominations
MrGaryy, Shaun = 3 nominations
Patrick, Scott = 4 nominations

Eviction

Patrick and Scott were both liked and disliked in equal measure, making the eviction hard to call. Patrick was evicted with 52.3% of the vote, making it one of the closest results on Big Brother. He was evicted to cheers from the crowd who had warmed to him significantly since his atrocious entrance to the house. The online communities raged at losing such an entertaining housemate early on in the series, proving that the old formula of exciting housemates going first was still in play.

[Z]

I'm going out now :tongue: but I'll do more tomorrow!

[Stu]

Thank's for the Muffins, Kerry. My favourite!

These will go down a treat with my espousal of white supremacist doctrine!

[Z]

Thank's for the Muffins, Kerry. My favourite!

These will go down a treat with my espousal of white supremacist doctrine!

-she responds with "it's kkk my dear!" and is suddenly ejected-

[Stacey.]

-wonders if it was something kinky- :evilgrin:

It was her leona2

[Chuck]

I bet Patrick didnt expect to be evicted in such an early stage. ha2

[Chuck]

It was her leona2

Omgz so she was really nasty looking :shocked:

[billy123]

I love it great thread :) except i wouldnt have nommed patrick and no way would i fail to deliver!

[Stacey.]

Omgz so she was really nasty looking :shocked:

:joker:

Basically that's what Patrick meant, yeah

[The Human Santapede]

-she responds with "it's kkk my dear!" and is suddenly ejected-

:nono:


Don't kick Kerry out. That leaves just one girl in the house.

[_Seth]

This sarah gurl seems to be so funny, I wish I had known her. :sad:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154428 :joker:-she responds with "it's kkk my dear!" and is suddenly ejected-

:joker: :joker: /BB8 Emily

[Patrick]

Eviction

Patrick and Scott were both liked and disliked in equal measure, making the eviction hard to call. Patrick was evicted with 52.3% of the vote, making it one of the closest results on Big Brother. He was evicted to cheers from the crowd who had warmed to him significantly since his atrocious entrance to the house. The online communities raged at losing such an entertaining housemate early on in the series, proving that the old formula of exciting housemates going first was still in play.

Aww, Much love to the fans. :)
:love:

[Kerry]

Haha bloody brilliant

Well, apart from getting kicked :bawling:

I'm so sorry. I'll go on This Morning and tell everyone how sorry I am

[Shaun]

it appears the night I reenacted the entirety of 12 Angry Men with some saucepans didn't make the highlights :bored:

[Chuck]

I hate it being so ugly any suggestions for improvements

:laugh2:

[Z]

Haha bloody brilliant

Well, apart from getting kicked :bawling:

I'm so sorry. I'll go on This Morning and tell everyone how sorry I am

You haven't really been kicked! :hugesmile:

[Kerry]

You haven't really been kicked! :hugesmile:

Oh thank goodness http://foolstown.com/sm/obm.gif

[Niall]

Thanks to the people who say I'd win. :') :love:

I think either Ben, Claudia or Caitlin would win imo. :amazed:

And omfg Greg you need to keep writing these BB stories. They're gold. :laugh3:

[Z]

Week 3 Highlights

Task

The house was split into two teams for this week's task. The losing team would all be up for eviction, while the winning team would receive extra money for the food budget. One team consisted of Kerry, Novo, Shaun, Stacey and Stu; the other team consisted of arista, MMAI, MrGaryy, Scott and Smithy. The teams had to go head to head in a pub quiz which tested their knowledge on various areas of general knowledge, and a specialised final round which consisted of questions about housemates on the other team. Memorable moments from the quiz included Stacey asking if Vanuatu was a type of transport, and Scott refusing to answer question 7 of round 3 "Who sang Murder On The Dancefloor?" - still offended by remarks made earlier in the series. The winning team was Kerry, Novo, Shaun, Stacey and Stu - meaning they were safe from that week's eviction. In a twist to what was previously stated (and so the fixing begins - typical producers) - the five safe housemates were then told they had to choose nominations from the five losing team housemates.

Nominations

arista: ineligible to nominate
Kerry: MMAI & Scott - she was sick of Scott trying to wind her up and couldn't believe he was still in the house.
MMAI: ineligible to nominate
MrGaryy: ineligible to nominate
Novo: MrGaryy & MMAI - because he couldn't stand living in the same house as him any longer and was sick of hearing him hum the tune to Run in the shower every morning.
Scott: ineligible to nominate
Shaun: MMAI & arista - because he wasn't as qt as MrGaryy, Scott or Smithy and he was a bit sick of arista's giant chicken suit which he had been wearing since the previous Monday.
Smithy: ineligible to nominate
Stacey: MrGaryy because he was rude and kept saying she was stupid & arista
Stu: MMAI & Smithy because he reckoned Lady Gaga had probably put out a new music video by now and reckoned he'd be doing him a favour getting him evicted so he could go see it instead of having to wait.

Scott = 1 nomination
Smithy = 1 nomination
arista = 2 nominations
MrGaryy = 2 nominations
MMAI = 4 nominations

Eviction

The three housemates up for eviction were therefore arista, MrGaryy and MMAI. The percentage share of the votes went as follows: arista - 15.42%; MrGaryy - 39.89%; MMAI - 44.69% meaning that MMAI was evicted from the house. MMAI left the house to mostly boos and gave an infamously bitter interview with Closer magazine in the days following his eviction about how fixed the show was.

[Marsh.]

Who ever is most boring, id be out first.

We can live in hope.

[The Human Santapede]

memorable moments from the quiz included stacey asking if vanuatu was a type of transport, and scott refusing to answer question 7 of round 3 "who sang murder on the dancefloor?" - still offended by remarks made earlier in the series.


lol.

[Z]

Week 4 Highlights

Task

Housemates got to choose this week's task from a large back catalogue of previous tasks that they could recreate. The popular choice was the box task, whereby housemates had to stay in a box, whoever lasted the longest won the task. The winner of this task would receive a special prize which would be revealed to the winner at the end of the task. The housemates lasted as follows:

9th place - Stacey - 22 minutes, 8th place - Stu - 24 minutes (hilariously shouting he needed to pee before he theatrically rose out of his box, breaking the silence rule), 7th place - MrGaryy - 46 minutes, 6th place - arista - 1 hour 14 minutes, 5th place - Shaun - 1 hour 32 minutes, 4th place - Kerry - 1 hour 58 minutes, 3rd place - Scott - 2 hours 19 minutes, 2nd place - Smithy - 2 hours 35 minutes, 1st place - Novo - 3 hours 4 minutes

Novo was summoned to the Diary Room shortly after emerging victorious and was informed of his prize. There were three new housemates available to enter the house, but Novo had the power of choosing when they got to enter. Ninastar, Jessica and ukturtle, the three new housemates, were ready to go into the house at any time - Novo decided to put off making a decision until after the nominations were made for that week's eviction.

Nominations

arista: Smithy & MrGaryy
Kerry: Novo & Scott
MrGaryy: arista - because arista's new costume, Ghostface from the Scream movies, was creeping him out & Novo
Novo: Smithy - he reflected that it would be amusing if Smithy got evicted before Ninastar entered the house & Shaun
Scott: Smithy - for getting angry at him for having a laugh & Kerry
Shaun: Stacey & Novo
Smithy: Scott - because he jumped on top of his bed and broke one of the springs and had then told Stacey that Smithy had broken it during some 'private time' to wind him up, causing Stacey to spread the rumour & Stacey for spreading the rumour about him.
Stacey: Smithy for having a wank in his bed and breaking a spring & Stu
Stu: Smithy because he reckoned by now Lady GaGa's new song would be everywhere and it was just unfair on Smithy to have not heard it by now & Kerry



arista, MrGaryy, Shaun, Stu = 1 nomination
Kerry, Scott, Stacey = 2 nominations
Novo = 3 nominations
Smithy = 5 nominations

Eviction

Novo still had the power to decide when the new housemates would enter, and so he spent the rest of the week mulling this decision over. He spoke to Big Brother and asked what would happen if he got evicted and he still hadn't made the decision, and he was informed that he would have to make the decision during his eviction interview. Novo decided to take his decision to the bitter end with him, stating that it would make for an interesting interview to put new housemates in if he got evicted, and it would wind Smithy up if he let the new housemates in after he got evicted. The editing biased towards Novo in the run up to this eviction swung survival in his favour, and Smithy was evicted with 56.77% of the public vote. Smithy's interview with Zee came to its conclusion and then the footage cut back to the house where Big Brother asked Novo to 'make the decision' while the housemates were gathered in the living room area. He did so, and the three new housemates (Ninastar, Jessica and ukturtle) entered the house one by one. Smithy looked heartbroken as Ninastar entered the house, wishing that he had survived.


VTs

Ninastar is staring at the camera. "Do I just talk into it?" The interviewer confirms her question. "HI!! I'm Caitlin and I love foxes and stuff!!!" She is leaning forward manically and falls off her chair, raising a huge laugh from the crowd which can be heard over the VT. "Oops.." Caitlin exits the limousine to enormous cheers and enters the house.

Jessica is shaking her head at the interviewer. "People used to bully me and say mean things about eggs, it was so not stunning." She scratches her nose and shakes her head again at an inaudible question. "No, I don't sound like a bogger, have you been talking to Karl?" The crowd cheers for her and she makes her way into the house.

ukturtle does an :evilgrin: to the camera. "My name's Ben and I like to travel. I've led quite an interesting life so far but I rarely stay in the same place for too long, so I think living in the Big Brother house is going to be quite a challenge for me, because there is no escape from it." Ben steps out of the limousine and is greeted with huge cheers, one person in the crowd (who is holding a BEN WILL YOU NIALL ME?! sign) throws his underwear at him.

[The Human Santapede]

Ben steps out of the limousine and is greeted with huge cheers, one person in the crowd (who is holding a BEN WILL YOU NIALL ME?! sign) throws his underwear at him.


Niall, take your underwear back, you'll catch a cold :nono:

[Niall]

Ben steps out of the limousine and is greeted with huge cheers, one person in the crowd (who is holding a BEN WILL YOU NIALL ME?! sign) throws his underwear at him.

LMFAO. :laugh3:

[Niall]

Niall, take your underwear back, you'll catch a cold :nono:

Only if you give me a pair of yours. :evilgrin:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

People used to bully me and say mean things about eggs, it was so not stunning

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[The Human Santapede]

Only if you give me a pair of yours. :evilgrin:

LOL, I'll throw a pair of underwear to the crowd if I win, but only if I win. ;)

[Shaun]

greg what were the names of those fake HMs you made up in that convo where you basically had a meltdown? Because I can smell another one b/mo

[Z]

greg what were the names of those fake HMs you made up in that convo where you basically had a meltdown? Because I can smell another one b/mo

-twitches- ROZONDA. LILITH. WYATT. and I don't remember the rest. pmsfl that was brilliant, stop hating :nono:

[Shaun]

Rory and I were so concerned :(

[The Human Santapede]

Week 4 Highlights

Task

Housemates got to choose this week's task from a large back catalogue of previous tasks that they could recreate. The popular choice was the box task, whereby housemates had to stay in a box, whoever lasted the longest won the task. The winner of this task would receive a special prize which would be revealed to the winner at the end of the task. The housemates lasted as follows:

9th place - Stacey - 22 minutes, 8th place - Stu - 24 minutes (hilariously shouting he needed to pee before he theatrically rose out of his box, breaking the silence rule), 7th place - MrGaryy - 46 minutes, 6th place - arista - 1 hour 14 minutes, 5th place - Shaun - 1 hour 32 minutes, 4th place - Kerry - 1 hour 58 minutes, 3rd place - Scott - 2 hours 19 minutes, 2nd place - Smithy - 2 hours 35 minutes, 1st place - Novo - 3 hours 4 minutes

Novo was summoned to the Diary Room shortly after emerging victorious and was informed of his prize. There were three new housemates available to enter the house, but Novo had the power of choosing when they got to enter. Ninastar, Jessica and ukturtle, the three new housemates, were ready to go into the house at any time - Novo decided to put off making a decision until after the nominations were made for that week's eviction.

Nominations

arista: Smithy & MrGaryy
Kerry: Novo & Scott
MrGaryy: arista - because arista's new costume, Ghostface from the Scream movies, was creeping him out & Novo
Novo: Smithy - he reflected that it would be amusing if Smithy got evicted before Ninastar entered the house & Shaun
Scott: Smithy - for getting angry at him for having a laugh & Kerry
Shaun: Stacey & Novo
Smithy: Scott - because he jumped on top of his bed and broke one of the springs and had then told Stacey that Smithy had broken it during some 'private time' to wind him up, causing Stacey to spread the rumour & Stacey for spreading the rumour about him.
Stacey: Smithy for having a wank in his bed and breaking a spring & Stu
Stu: Smithy because he reckoned by now Lady GaGa's new song would be everywhere and it was just unfair on Smithy to have not heard it by now & Kerry



arista, MrGaryy, Shaun, Stu = 1 nomination
Kerry, Scott, Stacey = 2 nominations
Novo = 3 nominations
Smithy = 5 nominations

Eviction

Novo still had the power to decide when the new housemates would enter, and so he spent the rest of the week mulling this decision over. He spoke to Big Brother and asked what would happen if he got evicted and he still hadn't made the decision, and he was informed that he would have to make the decision during his eviction interview. Novo decided to take his decision to the bitter end with him, stating that it would make for an interesting interview to put new housemates in if he got evicted, and it would wind Smithy up if he let the new housemates in after he got evicted. The editing biased towards Novo in the run up to this eviction swung survival in his favour, and Smithy was evicted with 56.77% of the public vote. Smithy's interview with Zee came to its conclusion and then the footage cut back to the house where Big Brother asked Novo to 'make the decision' while the housemates were gathered in the living room area. He did so, and the three new housemates (Ninastar, Jessica and ukturtle) entered the house one by one. Smithy looked heartbroken as Ninastar entered the house, wishing that he had survived.


VTs

Ninastar is staring at the camera. "Do I just talk into it?" The interviewer confirms her question. "HI!! I'm Caitlin and I love foxes and stuff!!!" She is leaning forward manically and falls off her chair, raising a huge laugh from the crowd which can be heard over the VT. "Oops.." Caitlin exits the limousine to enormous cheers and enters the house.

Jessica is shaking her head at the interviewer. "People used to bully me and say mean things about eggs, it was so not stunning." She scratches her nose and shakes her head again at an inaudible question. "No, I don't sound like a bogger, have you been talking to Karl?" The crowd cheers for her and she makes her way into the house.

ukturtle does an :evilgrin: to the camera. "My name's Ben and I like to travel. I've led quite an interesting life so far but I rarely stay in the same place for too long, so I think living in the Big Brother house is going to be quite a challenge for me, because there is no escape from it." Ben steps out of the limousine and is greeted with huge cheers, one person in the crowd (who is holding a BEN WILL YOU NIALL ME?! sign) throws his underwear at him.

LOL, I didn't see Smithy's nominations earlier. hahahaha.

[Z]

Week 5 Highlights

New housemate Jessica was called to the diary room shortly after entering the house. She was told to pick two boxes; there were eight in front of her. On the side of each box facing the Diary Room camera (which was not visible to Jessica) there was a picture of each of the remaining eight original housemates. They were positioned in a random order. Jessica chose the boxes with Stacey and Shaun's faces on them, but she was not allowed to look to see what she had chosen. Big Brother thanked her and told her to leave the Diary Room, and told her she was not allowed to mention what she had just been asked to do to any of the other housemates or she would be automatically put up for eviction. Mystified, she returned to the house. Stacey was called to the Diary Room and was informed she would spend the next week in the bedsit; her other housemates were not going to be informed of this and they would be told she had been evicted. Stacey was outraged but entered the bedsit. Shaun was then summoned to the Diary Room and told a similar story, and looked horrified when he saw Stacey was already there. They bickered instantly and eventually settled down to watch the TV screens when Big Brother informed the rest of the house they had to gather together.

The nine housemates who were still in the main part of the house gathered round the sofa, and were told of Stacey and Shaun's surprise eviction from the house. Big Brother informed the house that Jessica had been called to the Diary Room and they had asked her to evict two housemates of her choice. MrGaryy and Scott in particular were angry at the news, and eventually the pair started to forge a friendship over the loss of their closest friends in the house, much to the dismay of Stacey and Shaun who could only watch on the TV. Jessica looked horrified at Big Brother's lie, and angrily denied it, causing a few of the housemates to doubt her even further, claiming she was acting defensive.

Task

Jessica was called back to the Diary Room. She was angry with Big Brother for setting her up, and became further enraged when she was told she had a secret mission to complete. She had to get each housemate to say the word 'egg' to her without saying it herself. If she succeeded, she would be immune from being nominated, if she failed she would automatically be up for eviction.

Some highlights:

Jessica: I really fancy some bacon but I don't know what to have it with.
arista: Some Toast would be good for you, Spunky Funky Jessica
Jessica: -visibly annoyed- Nah I don't really want toast, what else could I have?
arista: Try being Veggie, Feel The Force

Jessica: What's your favourite part of Easter?
Ninastar: NEW EPISODES OF GLEE!!
Jessica: Oh, I personally prefer the chocolate.
Ninastar: Omg!! Yeah I love eating chocolate at Easter!
Jessica: What's your favourite kind?!
Ninastar: Mmmm, milk chocolate?
Jessica: Do you like eating bars, or...?
Ninastar: Mm yeah I guess so!

Jessica: What do I look like to you?
Scott: AN EGG LOL!!
Jessica: ..yaaay


Ultimately, Jessica failed her mission and was automatically up for eviction. Also during this week, Scott suggested a naked jacuzzi to MrGaryy as part of their new found friendship which was quickly taking a romantic turn. Stacey screeched "NO. NAKED. JACUZZI-NESS!" at the screen, while Shaun smirked at her getting frustrated because she couldn't take screenshots.

Nominations

Due to being in the bedsit, Shaun and Stacey were ineligible to nominate this week and were ineligible to be nominated. Jessica was automatically up for eviction but housemates were not made aware of this, and so nominations for her were permitted.

arista: Scott & MrGaryy - he nominated both for getting naked in the jacuzzi and making him Feel Their Force
Jessica: Scott & MrGaryy - she thought both were going to nominate her because they believed she evicted Stacey and Shaun even though she wasn't aware of why she had to pick the boxes.
Kerry: Scott & Novo
MrGaryy: Jessica - for evicting Shaun & Ninastar - for being "so ****ing dumb"
Ninastar: arista - because he's weird D: & MrGaryy for being mean to her
Novo: Kerry & Scott
Scott: Jessica for evicting Stacey & Kerry
Shaun: ineligible to nominate
Stacey: ineligible to nominate
Stu: arista & Jessica for evicting Shaun
ukturtle: Novo & arista

Shaun, Stacey, Stu, ukturtle = 0 nominations
Ninastar = 1 nomination
Kerry, Novo = 2 nominations
arista, Jessica, MrGaryy = 3 nominations
Scott = 4 nominations


Eviction

In one of the most anticipated eviction results to date, the four nominated housemates became increasingly frantic in the lead up to eviction night. arista's catchphrases became even more sexually charged; Jessica reacted even worse to remarks about eggs from Scott and Gary; Gary and Scott gayed it up under the covers for attention and the eviction became hard to predict. It was confirmed that it would only be a single elimination despite having four housemates up for eviction. On the night, the percentages went as follows: arista - 7.36%; Scott - 21.41%; Jessica - 31.20% and MrGaryy - 40.03%. MrGaryy was therefore evicted. He looked distinctly underwhelmed at the result and looked weary as Scott cried his eyes out, sparking instant rumours that it was just a showmance on Gary's behalf. In his eviction interview, Gary said he was pleased to be evicted and that he couldn't wait to rub it into Shaun's face that he'd lasted longer than him on the show - at which point it was revealed to Gary that Shaun and Stacey were hidden away in the bedsit. He looked stunned, and the show cut to Shaun and Stacey re-entering the house. Stacey furiously reprimanded Scott for being tricked into a showmance with Gary; meanwhile Shaun looked upset at Gary's departure, but started to integrate with the new housemates.

[The Human Santapede]

God love TiBB showmances. :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Shaun smirked at her getting frustrated because she couldn't take screenshots

:laugh3:

[Z]

Week 6 Highlights

Task

Housemates had to script and perform an episode of a fictional soap opera to Big Brother's satisfaction. If they succeeded, they would be rewarded with extra food and drink, if they failed they would receive three quarters of their usual shopping budget, losing out on luxury items. Housemates passed the challenge; Big Brother was especially impressed with Ninastar's impression of Stacey's character Tallulah's pet fox called Mildred. Stu made up with Jessica shortly after Shaun and Stacey re-entered the house, admitting he was wrong to dislike Jessica for thinking she had evicted Shaun. Scott continued to dislike Jessica however; he and Stacey took it upon themselves to constantly make digs about eggs.

Nominations

arista: Scott & Shaun
Jessica: Scott & Stacey - for bullying her
Kerry: Novo & Scott
Ninastar: arista & Stu
Novo: Kerry & Scott
Scott: Kerry & Jessica
Shaun: arista & Stacey
Stacey: Shaun & Jessica
Stu: arista & Stacey
ukturtle: arista & Novo

Ninastar, ukturtle = 0 nominations
Stu = 1 nomination
Jessica, Kerry, Novo, Shaun = 2 nominations
Stacey = 3 nominations
arista, Scott = 4 nominations


Eviction

arista and Scott went head to head in the sixth elimination of the series. Scott was eliminated with 73.48% of the vote, and left the house to loud boos but some audible cheers too. He looked visibly scurred as he left the house and broke down in tears during his interview, admitting that he regretted calling Jessica an "eggy poppadom" and begged for forgiveness. Prime Minister David Cameron and his personal gimpbitch Nick Clegg toured Ireland apologising for Scott's actions; and in the eyes of the public, Scott finally made up for his cruel behaviour when he was diagnosed with inoperable chick cancer :bawling:.

[Stacey.]

:laugh:

[The Human Santapede]

...regretted calling Jessica an "eggy poppadom"...

Shame on you Scott! :nono:

[Shaun]

arista you harpy :nono:

[The Human Santapede]

arista you harpy :nono:

:laugh:


-swaps arista's hulk outfit for a powerpuff girls one-

[Stu]

Great. My big storyline is a bladder problem.

Wonderful.

[Z]

Week 7 Highlights

Task

This week's task saw a huge fight break out between the housemates. The task was meant to be a physical endurance task; with housemates having to run relays around the garden, if they completed the entire task in under thirty minutes then they would win extra money on the food budget. Stacey was meant to pass the baton to Kerry but claims she missed her footing and slipped into Kerry, causing both to fall over and Kerry to hurt her arm. The two got into a serious verbal fight and nearly came to blows with Kerry claiming that Stacey did it on purpose. The fight escalated; with Novo sticking up for Stacey, claiming he saw her trip and it was actually Kerry's fault for not being aware of what Stacey was doing behind her. This prompted Shaun, Stu and Jessica to stick up for Kerry. Ninastar, ukturtle and arista watched from the sidelines; Ninastar at one point hid her head behind arista who looked fetching in a green morph suit. Eventually, ukturtle sided with Kerry; while arista stuck up for Stacey claiming that it was unfair for five people to gang up on two, in particular he blamed Stu for causing the problem to escalate. Ninastar swayed between the two sides, but eventually stuck with Stacey because she too believed it was unfair for them to gang up on her; though she remained wary of arista because he made her feel uneasy.

Nominations

arista: Kerry & Stu
Jessica: Novo & Stacey
Kerry: Novo & Stacey
Ninastar: arista & Kerry
Novo: Kerry & Shaun
Shaun: Novo & Stacey
Stacey: Kerry & Shaun
Stu: Stacey & Novo
ukturtle: Novo & Stacey


Jessica, Ninastar, ukturtle = 0 nominations
arista, Stu = 1 nomination
Shaun = 2 nominations
Kerry = 4 nominations
Novo, Stacey = 5 nominations


Eviction

The public felt sorry for Stacey this week, because the jury was still out as to whether she slipped or whether she bumped into Kerry on purpose - it was clear however that it was largely Novo's fault that she was up for eviction, because he became confrontational with Kerry. Stacey did however have a lot of haters due to her perceived bullying of Jessica, but Novo similarly had bad press. Novo was evicted with 58.56% of the public vote. He publicly backed Stacey to win in his eviction interview, claiming that she was the only housemate worth watching. Stacey looked shocked, as she expected to be evicted, and many of the other housemates were in disbelief that she had survived; Shaun screeching "****ING WHAT!?" at the result, getting him into serious trouble for swearing live on TV and getting him banned from nominating in the next set of nominations.

[The Human Santapede]

Week 7 Highlights

Task

This week's task saw a huge fight break out between the housemates. The task was meant to be a physical endurance task; with housemates having to run relays around the garden, if they completed the entire task in under thirty minutes then they would win extra money on the food budget. Stacey was meant to pass the baton to Kerry but claims she missed her footing and slipped into Kerry, causing both to fall over and Kerry to hurt her arm. The two got into a serious verbal fight and nearly came to blows with Kerry claiming that Stacey did it on purpose. The fight escalated; with Novo sticking up for Stacey, claiming he saw her trip and it was actually Kerry's fault for not being aware of what Stacey was doing behind her. This prompted Shaun, Stu and Jessica to stick up for Kerry. Ninastar, ukturtle and arista watched from the sidelines; Ninastar at one point hid her head behind arista who looked fetching in a green morph suit. Eventually, ukturtle sided with Kerry; while arista stuck up for Stacey claiming that it was unfair for five people to gang up on two, in particular he blamed Stu for causing the problem to escalate. Ninastar swayed between the two sides, but eventually stuck with Stacey because she too believed it was unfair for them to gang up on her; though she remained wary of arista because he made her feel uneasy.

Nominations

arista: Kerry & Stu
Jessica: Novo & Stacey
Kerry: Novo & Stacey
Ninastar: arista & Kerry
Novo: Kerry & Shaun
Shaun: Novo & Stacey
Stacey: Kerry & Shaun
Stu: Stacey & Novo
ukturtle: Novo & Stacey


Jessica, Ninastar, ukturtle = 0 nominations
arista, Stu = 1 nomination
Shaun = 2 nominations
Kerry = 4 nominations
Novo, Stacey = 5 nominations


Eviction

The public felt sorry for Stacey this week, because the jury was still out as to whether she slipped or whether she bumped into Kerry on purpose - it was clear however that it was largely Novo's fault that she was up for eviction, because he became confrontational with Kerry. Stacey did however have a lot of haters due to her perceived bullying of Jessica, but Novo similarly had bad press. Novo was evicted with 58.56% of the public vote. He publicly backed Stacey to win in his eviction interview, claiming that she was the only housemate worth watching. Stacey looked shocked, as she expected to be evicted, and many of the other housemates were in disbelief that she had survived; Shaun screeching "****ING WHAT!?" at the result, getting him into serious trouble for swearing live on TV and getting him banned from nominating in the next set of nominations.

Sounds like a normal night on here. :hugesmile:

[Stacey.]

http://oi51.tinypic.com/2qd05cn.jpg

[Shaun]

:bored: relay-tripping bitch

[CharlieO]

http://oi51.tinypic.com/2qd05cn.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[The Human Santapede]

-plans with Shaun and Stu some pranks to play on the housemates-

[Z]

Week 8 Highlights

Task

Kerry and Stacey made up after the fight of the previous week, vowing to make an effort to be nice to each other from that point onwards. Kerry, however, still held a grudge against arista and Ninastar for joining in the debacle; similarly Stacey hated Shaun and Stu for their part in the fight. ukturtle was this week's task leader, the housemates had to put on a circus show to the best of their ability; a minor argument broke out between ukturtle and Jessica because she struggled to master the skill of juggling and he snapped at her (lol snapping turtle lol.) The housemates failed the task, meaning they received less money on the food budget for that week. Shaun, banned from nominating, and Stu, argued with arista over the ridiculousness of his outfit - a gigantic peacock attire clad with a fan tail that opened up when arista pulled a cord - which had caused several domestic accidents in the house; culminating in arista poking Stu in the eye with the tail. Stu accused arista of being an attention seeker, and arista claimed Stu was a Spunky Funky Junkie.

Nominations

Shaun was banned from nominating this week.

arista: Shaun & Stu - for being a Junkie who gets Down and Funky, isn't he so very Spunky Funky?
Jessica: Stacey & ukturtle
Kerry: arista & Ninastar
Ninastar: arista & Kerry
Shaun: ineligible to vote
Stacey: Shaun & Stu
Stu: Stacey & arista
ukturtle: Stacey & Jessica

Jessica, Kerry, Ninastar, ukturtle = 1 nomination
Shaun, Stu = 2 nominations
arista, Stacey = 3 nominations

Eviction

arista and Stacey faced the public vote. This was arista's 4th and Stacey's 2nd time up for eviction. The public had finally formed a strong opinion against arista; whose odd behaviour had originally amused the public but had slowly worn thin. He was eliminated with 61.07% of the vote, and left the Big Brother house wearing a body bag that had holes at the bottom for his feet and at the side for his arms. He refused to talk in his eviction interview and did not state who he was backing to win. Shaun, Stu and Jessica fumed as Stacey survived again; Stacey celebrated with a Cher .gif though nobody else seemed overly happy that she had survived. Ninastar and Kerry were the first to congratulate her, followed by ukturtle though he seemed hesitant, and looked at the three fuming housemates before he did so.

[The Human Santapede]

Jessica not being able to juggle. :bored:

Also bitch gave me my first nom. :nono:

[Stacey.]

http://oi55.tinypic.com/152fgc4.jpg

[The Human Santapede]

http://oi55.tinypic.com/152fgc4.jpg

Final 7 baby! :amazed:

[Z]

Week 9 Highlights

Task

Jessica, Shaun and Stu - who had previously allied themselves with Kerry on fight night; had an argument with her over the fact she'd not only made up with Stacey but was now actively trying to encourage them to be nice to her to the point where it had become irritating to them. ukturtle similarly changed his mind on the issue, and decided that he really did not appreciate the three being so hellbent on hating Stacey and trying to get her evicted. The seven remaining housemates had to master the Party Rock Anthem dance moves, in order to pass this week's task. They succeeded, and were treated to an increased food budget.

Nominations

Jessica: Stacey & Kerry
Kerry: Ninastar & Jessica
Ninastar: Stu & Kerry
Shaun: Stacey & Kerry
Stacey: Shaun & Jessica
Stu: Stacey & Ninastar
ukturtle: Jessica & Shaun

ukturtle = 0 nominations
Stu = 1 nomination
Ninastar, Shaun = 2 nominations
Jessica, Kerry, Stacey = 3 nominations


Eviction

With the exception of Foxysarah walking early on in the series, no female had left the Big Brother house, and none had been evicted. This week, a female would be evicted from the Big Brother house. Jessica and Stacey had faced eviction before, but Kerry had never been subjected to the public vote. With just one week left of the show, nobody wanted to go at this stage. Public perception was heavily against Jessica by this point, who faced the brunt of the public's disapproval for what was seen as gang tactics against Stacey (in absence of Shaun and Stu being up for eviction) - though Stacey herself had been accused of similar actions, it had not been forgotten, she had been somewhat vindicated in recent weeks due to being in the minority. Kerry received 16.72% of the public vote, Jessica received 37.55% and Stacey received 45.73% of the vote, meaning she had finally been evicted after three weeks up for eviction in a row. Stacey left the house to a surprisingly loud cheer from the crowd who felt that over the weeks she'd spent in the house, she had experienced it all. In her eviction interview she gave her support to Ninastar.

[Shaun]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w27/niyoncar/gif/no1curr.gif

[The Human Santapede]

Awwww poor Stacey. :sad:

Reprimands Stu, Shaun and Jessica for being bullies. :tongue:

[Stacey.]

Omgz and I was doing so well. leona2.

[Stu]

It's about time the ~evil alliance was forming. Shame Dezzy isin't in there. We could kick Jessica out of the cliq and go about trampling all over womens rights on national TV.

[Z]

Week 10 Highlights

Task and Eviction

Due to it being the final week, there was no serious task for the housemates to complete, and the mid week eviction of the housemate with the lowest percentage of the public vote at the time of the vote freeze meant that there were no nominations either. Housemates did however get to take part in a fun task, the winner of which would win an Easter egg much to the amusement of the housemates other than Jessica, who shook her head in dismay. The winner of this task was Stu, who managed to name the Seven Dwarves, The Secret Six, The Jackson 5, The Fantastic Four, The Three Musketeers, The Two Ronnies and The One Show's presenters in the fastest time. Jessica, Stu and Shaun cut themselves off from Kerry and ukturtle to an extent, keeping their distance from both; and Stu continued to berate Ninastar for her incredulous displays of naivety from time to time. On the Wednesday night, Zee spoke to the house...

Zee: Big Brother House this is Zee, you are live on Channel Five television, please do not swear.
Shaun: Ohay!
Jessica: Stunning, wurk it!
Ninastar: UMGZ I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Zee: The public have been voting since Stacey's eviction for their winner, and I can now reveal that the phone lines have been temporarily frozen.
Housemates: Ooooh!
Zee: The housemate with the lowest number of votes to save at this time will be evicted from the Big Brother house, the remaining five housemates will go on to the final on Friday night. I can exclusively reveal that the tenth housemate to be evicted, is...
Kerry: It's me, I bet it's me. I've had a great time though.
Stu: Are my going to be evicted?
Shaun: WILL YOU STOP SAYING IT LIKE THAT. IT'S AM I. AM. I.
Stu: Keep your sash on!
Shaun: It's qt right? I chose the shade of purple myself.
ukturtle: I like it Shaun :)
Shaun: Nobody asked you.
Zee: Jessica!
Ninastar: umgz!
Jessica: That's... quite a bombshell.
Shaun: Don't you mean eggshell? 2baha
Jessica: THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

Jessica said her goodbyes to Shaun, Stu and Ninastar and briefly hugged Kerry and ukturtle before making her way up the stairs and out of the house. She received a mixed reaction from the crowd, and admitted that she hoped Ninastar would win despite her closer friendship with Shaun and Stu in latter weeks. She broke down in tears discussing her experiences in the house of being bullied, but later sold out completely and went on to do advertisements for free range eggs at Tesco and promoted ASDA's line of own brand Easter Eggs the following year. The things people will do for money!

[The Human Santapede]

jessica: That's... Quite a bombshell.
Shaun: Don't you mean eggshell? 2baha
jessica: That's not funny.


lol.

[Shaun]

omg the are my thing :love: -twitches every time-

[The Human Santapede]

omg the are my thing :love: -twitches every time-

Who actually says that?

[Shaun]

Stu :p

[The Human Santapede]

Stu :p

Hahahahaha. I have never seen him say that.

[Z]

Final Night

The five finalists were sat in the living room, each with a glass of champagne and each dressed up nicely in preparation for their exit later on in the evening. It had been revealed on the Thursday morning to the public that Jessica had been evicted with 8.41% of the vote to win at the time of the vote freeze, which was quite a significant share of the vote, implying that the rest of the housemates were all quite close together in the vote to win stakes. AndyBet had Shaun at the best odds to win, followed by Stu, Ninastar, ukturtle and then Kerry; while rival company Lockefair put Stu as the favourite to win, followed by Ninastar, Shaun, Kerry then ukturtle. It was hard to call who would win. The live show begin, and Zee spoke to the house.

Zee: Good evening Big Brother house. Housemates, you're in the final!
Huge cheers could be heard from the crowd, causing a ripple of excitement in the living room amongst the five finalists.
Zee: In a moment, I will reveal the housemate who's finished in 5th place.
Ninastar: I'm so excited!!
Shaun: IT'S FRIDAY, WE SO EXCITED!
ukturtle: Rebecca Black! :hugesmile:
Zee: I can now reveal that the housemate finishing in 5th place, is...
The housemates fell silent, and held hands. Shaun definitely copped a feel of Stu's junk, I saw it!!!
Zee: ukturtle!
ukturtle: Aw I'm so pleased to have made it this far though!
Kerry: Well done Ben :)
The housemates congratulated him on making it this far, and Ben left the living room and climbed the stairs. The doors opened and he received a thunderous reception of cheers, and made his way down the stairs to meet Zee at the bottom.

-cut to interview-

Zee: Ben, you entered the house a month into the series. Was it difficult to integrate yourself to begin with?
ukturtle: Definitely, there was a lot of stuff going on with the housemates and it was hard to know who to speak to without crossing wires with somebody.
Zee: But you did it so effortlessly, much like how I can effortlessly do the splits in three directions, would you like to see?
ukturtle: I think it was especially difficult to remain on people's good side when the numbers started to dwindle, I mean Shaun, Stu and Jess really didn't like me when I started to be nice to Stacey because I felt sorry for her getting so much hate off them.
Zee: It was noticeable, the public felt very sorry for her and started to turn against the three of them at that point to an extent, though Stacey's previous behaviour was still very much at the forefront of discussions. Now come on, you can tell us, do you fancy me?
ukturtle: What? No?
Zee: Go on, we all saw the chemistry between the two of us when you were taking showers in the morning and washing the dishes and OH GOD BE MINE!
A blood curdling scream is heard from the audience, and everyone turns in the direction of where it came from - Niall is standing holding a massive poster of ukturtle's face with the caption "BE THE TURTLE TO MY AWKWARD", crying hysterically at Zee hitting on ukturtle and sinks to his knees.
ukturtle: Can I go now?
Zee: Wait, Ben, wait for me! I'm totally shaved!

-ad break #1-

[Z]

Final Night Part 2

Kerry, Ninastar, Shaun and Stu sat round the living room table chatting nervously, waiting for Zee to start speaking to the house again at any moment. They had heard the roar of support for ukturtle even from inside the living room and hoped that that meant they would all receive a similar reaction from the baying crowd. Zee's voice finally returned to the house.

Zee: Big Brother house, this is Zee, telling you just how to lose a guy in ten questions of an interview, god. I wore my tiniest underwear for him! I even put on STOCKINGS! Anyway, I can now reveal that the housemate finishing in 4th place, is...
Stu: Going to require a rape alarm!
Shaun: Going to req- oh fine Stu, be that way.
Ninastar: I dun get it? D:
Kerry: Probably for the best.
Shaun: We'll explain it to you some day Caitlin.
Zee: Kerry!
The three surviving housemates congratulated Kerry on finishing 4th, and she quickly made her goodbyes. She exited the house to cheers, though some boos could be heard. She made her way down the stairs and met Zee at the bottom, who guided her towards the chairs for her interview.

Zee: How did you cope with Scott and Novo specifically singling you out for so many weeks?
Kerry: A lot of gin, a lot of gin.
Zee: This is.. a family broadcast.. uhh..
Kerry: Well I think everyone should celebrate gin o'clock!
Zee: How do you feel about Fight Night, looking back?
Kerry: It was all a bit silly, wasn't it? I'm not that bothered about it, Stacey and I made up, don't see why it had to be a problem for everyone else after that.
Zee: You were then the victim of the wrath of Shaun, Stu and Jessica for forgiving her. How did that feel?
Kerry: Thought it was madness, personally! Ah well, bridge under the water now.
Zee: Ladies and gentlemen, Kerry!

The crowd cheers for her louder than when she was evicted, covering up the small section of people who booed her.

-ad break #2-

[The Human Santapede]

Ninastar ftw :hugesmile:

[Iceman]

:laugh2:

[The Human Santapede]

Zee: Go on, we all saw the chemistry between the two of us when you were taking showers in the morning and washing the dishes and OH GOD BE MINE!
A blood curdling scream is heard from the audience, and everyone turns in the direction of where it came from - Niall is standing holding a massive poster of ukturtle's face with the caption "BE THE TURTLE TO MY AWKWARD", crying hysterically at Zee hitting on ukturtle and sinks to his knees.
ukturtle: Can I go now?
Zee: Wait, Ben, wait for me! I'm totally shaved!




PMSL! :laugh3:

[Shaun]

-does a Shahbaz and begins putting Ninastar's clothes in the rain-

[Patrick]

-Will pull a Sree if Ninastar Wins-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-looks at matt smith gifs on tumblr and touches self-

[Z]

-has taken a break to go have a life, will finish this in later tonight :D-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-has taken a break to go have a life-

bastard

[Harry!]

I would be out by week 7.

[Z]

-leaves Stu, Ninastar and Shaun in limbo-

[Kerry]

Brilliant :)

[Iceman]

*wants to know who won*

[Z]

It'll happen soon, don't you worry. -has an exam on Wednesday-

[Iceman]

*gets tent and camps here until it happens*

[Niall]

A blood curdling scream is heard from the audience, and everyone turns in the direction of where it came from - Niall is standing holding a massive poster of ukturtle's face with the caption "BE THE TURTLE TO MY AWKWARD", crying hysterically at Zee hitting on ukturtle and sinks to his knees.

Actual lmfao. :laugh3:

[Iceman]

greg stop having a life and finish this

[Vicky.]

OMFG I cant believe I missed all this :laugh2:

[Smithy]

greg stop having a life and finish this

he's not even having a life, he's become a pyromaniac :shocked:

[ChristmasNeeve]

I think karl or Claudia would win

[Iceman]

he's not even having a life, he's become a pyromaniac :shocked:

I hear he just hates women....he blamed 9/11 on women...

[Z]

rofl I had an exam this morning, I'll start writing the rest just now :D

[Z]

Final Night Part 3

Shaun and Ninastar were salsa dancing to Rosemary Clooney's rendition of Sway when Zee's voice crackled through the living room. The pair of them stood frozen, still holding hands, while Stu sat nervously biting his nails on the sofa.

Zee: Big Brother house this is Zee, housemates you are live on Channel 5 television please do not swear.
The three housemates stared into space, each afraid of the implications of this result.
Zee: Ninastar. Shaun. Stu. I can now reveal that the housemate finishing in 3rd place is...
Ninastar: You both deserve to win over me, you've been in here from day 1.
Stu: Yeah but we acted like dicks at times, you've been brilliant since you first got here.
Shaun: Yeah but you're also female so I wouldn't rate you chances too highly.
The three laughed; Shaun and Ninastar finally separating but both remained standing, looking up at the ceiling in fear.
Zee: Stu!
Stu smiled brightly, and stood up. He hugged Ninastar and Shaun and bid them farewell, telling them they both deserved to win and made his way up the stairs. The doors opened and he was evicted to loud cheers, taking him by surprise.

Zee: Stu, you had the touch of death for the first month - one of the people you nominated got evicted in the first four weeks, each time. Did you notice that?
Stu: Well, yeah, and I guess that made me think I was on point with how the public were feeling, but I don't think it gave me any particular advantage.
Zee: You didn't like arista, why was that?
Stu: Are you serious? The guy dressed up in ridiculous outfits just to protect an online persona; he's seriously delusional and his views are warped.
Zee: You were notorious for your "are my" catchphrase; something that the other housemates occasionally berated you for. Do you do it on purpose?!
Stu: A lady never tells.
Zee: You were quite vocal during the Stacey/Kerry argument, do you regret that decision? You were arguably the favourite with the bookies before that argument transpired.
Stu: Was I? I never felt like I was going to win, I'm surprised I didn't get nominated again after the first week.
Zee: You only received 3% of the public vote against bobnot. How does that make you feel?
Stu: Jesus, that's impressive. Go me! Uh, makes me feel good I guess, I'm surprised I made it this far, I thought the public would have a marmite opinion of me.
Zee: Well, thank you for your time Stu, but we need to go back to the house shortly! Don't go away, we'll be revealing your winner after the break!

-ad break #3-

[Iceman]

I had 50 blips on Stu to win :bawling:

[The Human Santapede]

Good final 2, although suspects Shauns bullying will be his undoing for winning this. :hugesmile:

[Z]

Final Night Part 4

Shaun and Ninastar sat facing each other and were playing 20 questions, when Zee's voice filtered through the house once more. They both sat bolt upright and started grinning, both happy to have reached the final two.

Zee: Housemates, there are only two of you left. I am now going to announce the winner of this year's Big Brother. The housemate who has finished as the runner up must then leave the house, after which the winner will be evicted. Are you ready for the result?

Shaun and Ninastar shouted "We're ready!" and Ninastar moved round to sit next to Shaun.

Zee: The winner of this year's Big Brother, is...

Shaun hugged Ninastar and they were both shaking their legs nervously, Caitlin let out a small scream of excitement.

Zee: Shaun!

Shaun's face dropped, and he began to excitedly jump around the living room in delight; Caitlin joined him in his reverie and the pair shrieked in excitement.

Zee: Ninastar, say goodbye to Shaun and make your way out of the house now!

Caitlin and Shaun hugged for a while, and she made her way up the stairs. She was evicted to unanimous cheers, causing her to burst into tears.

Zee: Was it difficult to enter the house after a month?
Ninastar: Umgz idk, I liked it though!!
Zee: Is it true you were born Ninostar and didn't know Nino was the male form?
Ninastar: YES :bawling: but I found out it was Nina after a while!
Zee: You nominated arista every week until he was evicted, why was that?
Ninastar: He was weird, I dun like weird D:
Zee: What about when he was wearing the fox outfit? Surely you liked him a little bit then?
Ninastar: Well yeah but then he dressed up as Patrick D:
Zee: How do you think you would have gotten on if Patrick had still been in the house when you entered?
Ninastar: It would have been awful, we don't get on.
Zee: Were you gutted when Smithy was evicted just moments before you entered the house?
Ninastar: D: that was so not stunning! I was really looking forward to being in the house with Smithy, I can't believe Novo survived against him.
Zee: Give it up for your runner up, Ninastar! Now it's time for me to speak to Shaun for one last time before he's evicted. Shall we?


Zee: Big Brother house this is Zee, you are live on Channel Five television, please do not swear!
Shaun: Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod
Zee: Shaun, you've won Big Brother! Say your goodbyes to the house, I'm coming to get you!
Shaun: Goodbye, house. I preferred you as The Shack. BIG LOL! Do I turn the lights off? I'll turn them off anyway. -he does so-

Shaun scaled the stairs towards the exit and braced himself for the fireworks, the crowd and the interview. The doors opened and he received loud cheers, but audible boos could be heard. He had been expecting those, but couldn't help but feel a bit annoyed that people were booing his victory. He climbed down the stairs and took his seat to be interviewed.

Zee: Shaun, you're the winner!
Shaun: I KNOW! :amazed:
Zee: Were you expecting it?
Shaun: To be honest, I thought my chances were pretty good, but you can never assume anything.
Some sections of the crowd booed at this.
Zee: You were a marmite character in the house, many people loved you for saying what you felt, how you felt it and many despised it, saying it was rude. What do you think?
Shaun: I don't see the point in pretending to not think something to save face, if people don't like me then that's their prerogative, I have plenty of people that do like me for who I am, so I'm not bothered by the people who don't.
Zee: For every criticism you received in the media, you received double the amount of compliments. How was it, having to spend a week with Stacey in the bedsit? Do you feel you reached a mutual respect?
Shaun: NO LOL. It was terrible, to be honest, there was no way we were ever going to warm to each other no matter how long we had to spend in there; so instead of trying to get along I just tried to wind her up as best as possible.
Zee: You didn't get to see Gary in the week leading up to his eviction, was that difficult to take?
Shaun: Yes and no. When I got on with Gary, I got on with him well, but we annoyed each other from time to time and there were other people in there I talked to so it wasn't all bad.
Zee: Ah yes, other people... your alliance with Stu and Jessica in later weeks became the main talking point. You were perceived by a lot of people to be bullying Stacey. Do you feel that was the case?
Shaun: Not really, I think she's an awful human being and felt that she needed to be told this until the point was driven home. I still don't think it has been, she got evicted too soon for that to really happen.
Zee: What's next for Shaun then?
Shaun: SPENDING THE CASH PRIZE! YES!

-fireworks go off and Arcade Fire's Wake Up is blared over the speakers, as the credits start to roll-

Zee: Thank you for watching and we'll see you next summer/next time somebody's in dire need of a TiBB BB story! Check out my arse, it's GREAT! Look at it! Bye!!



Voting Percentages from Week 10/The Final
Shaun 21.35%// 25.62%// 29.76%// 37.77%// 53.59%
Ninastar 20.91%//23.72%// 26.88%// 33.98%// 46.41%
Stu 16.83%// 18.61%// 23.07%// 28.25%
Kerry 13.82%// 16.86%// 20.29%
ukturtle 18.68%// 15.19%
Jessica 8.41%

[arista]

"Stu: Are you serious? The guy dressed up in ridiculous outfits just to protect an online persona; he's seriously delusional and his views are warped."



Spiffing

[Smithy]

Well done Shaun :amazed: (wait I just congratulated him on winning a fictional story http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg)

Caitlin doesn't say stunnin greg :tongue:

[Z]

Well done Shaun :amazed: (wait I just congratulated him on winning a fictional story http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg)

Caitlin doesn't say stunnin greg :tongue:

The interview overwhelmed her, she was acting very strange, such a pity. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

hot.

[Niall]

:love: Awesome Greg.