BB Quotes

[GlitterEyes]

We had this thread last year where we put all the funny quotes the housemates made into. So I thought we could do it once again.

[Mike]

Good topic - I'm sure the quotes will be flowing in pretty soon.

[GlitterEyes]

First couple that come to mind is the first nights show where Bonnie said "Hi im Bonneh" and pete said "Bonneh"? and she said " No Bonnie"

There was another one about Imogens skirt that shahbaz said but i cant remember it.

[Arneldo]

Bonnie : Hiyaaaa, my name is Bonnighaaaa.

[BB-Rocks]

'Bunch of horrible sods .. booing! Ive done nout wrong!' (Lea)

[Lance]

'I need bottled water. I can't drink tap water!' - Nikki!

'Wankers' - Pete:hugesmile:

[kwldude]

'I cant belive your doing this to me about the suitcase' Nikki! LMAO NIKKI 2 WIN!

[GlitterEyes]

Richard "i like to seduce corpses":puzzled::nono:

[GlitterEyes]

Shahbaz "You're quite reserved"
Rich "Only with You"

[Chrizzle]

Nikki: I feel grotesssque

[texbex]

Shabaz-whats your name
Nikki-...............NIKKI!!

Lea-whats your name
Sezer-Sezer
Lea-oo like caesar salad lol

Pete-(takes a drink)(spits it out)eurghhhh LEMONADE!!

Lea-(walks in)hello?hello?

Richard-ooo a hope theres sum good looking men in here!!

Bonnie-whats your name
Pete-pete
Bonnie-Bonna
Pete-(stops)thts a wkd name!!

Nikki-(in diary room)ohhhh ffffff...fabulous!!

[x_jodie_x]

haha niki in the diary room..
"i'm going to *looks around* DIE"

[stella]

Shabaz said on Imogens skirt "I love your skirt, its like a big carnival" or words to that effect

[texbex]

Lisas riddle-What goes in dry, but comes out wet, and the longer it stays in the stronger it gets?
Nikkis answer-A cock
The real answer-a snowman

[nessa_baby]

PETE TO WIN cum'om lol
Shabaz or nicky to be avictide this week a cnt stand them both thier so annoying

for all times sake jst give nicky her suitcase eye make-up remover and bottled water someone just shut her up!!!!!!!


who else thinks that nicki is a spoit little girl

[texbex]

me me me but there are topics abowt this sumwhere else so go there

[Juelz]

heres one

by pete

"WANKERS"

lol

[Lauren]

My signature

[THE_JUNK_MAN]

Did anyone hear Lisa joke last night about a dildo and a banana?

[texbex]

no

[Siouxsie]

realley ....... ( Bonnie is always sayimg it in that silly accent)

[Lauren]

Hahaha Nikki to Pete "Do you go to the clubs where they wee on you?"

[THE_JUNK_MAN]

Liza always says: do ya get me

[Corkie]

lisa; Alright?
Richard; Yeah i came in here to be called bad names
Glin (meh) I dont mind gay people i just dont like it when man touch me
Dawn: I hate all people Dawn in house: I love them all

and my fav is.... Davina: "Viewers - you have 15 seconds to say goodbye to the summer. Big Brother is coming to get you!"

[Siouxsie]

oh my god has been said a few times by that blonde bimbo the winger

[Lance]

Richard: Don't go to his level
Shahbaz: Yeah,it's too high!

Best quote all series.:laugh:

[BigSister]

Shabaz "Lets see how long they send me to Conventry now ohh BB some1s been in and stolen all the food"

[GlitterEyes]

Sleaze/Sezar "So who is your fave boy in the house"
Imogen "Pete"

[Aflamo]

*Dawn, enters the bedroom*
Nikki: "Emmm, I think emmm, we sould have turkey!"

[Nero]

Best one is:

Shebaz: "Im going for a walk around the garden."
Sezer: "Fall in the pool, if you can"

[MarkWaldorf]

Sezer: Spell Silk 3 times
Imogen: Silk Silk Silk
Sezer: Say Silk 3 times
Imogen: Silk Silk Silk
Sezer: What do cows drink?
Imogen: Milk
Sezer: No they drink water, they make milk
Imogen: Oh My God, A cant belive I just did that :joker:

[GlitterEyes]

Nikki about Grace "She hasn't paired off though, she has tripletted off"

[Aflamo]

Bonnie in the Diary-Room: "I'm not *******ing stupid. Do you think I was born under a *******ing Christmas Tree?"

[texbex]

lmao

Lea to Bonnie-If they boo you just tell them 2 fuk right off(soz bout swearing)
Nikki to Pete-do you not feel cooped up?
Pete-No I feel fine becuase were all together and we love each other(aww)
glyn-I`ve got a boner
(Lisa n Pete in diary room)
BB-Lisa who would you like a lap dance off?
Lisa-PETE!!
(petes face is like woah yeah woteva)

[GlitterEyes]

Grace on Ash after 2 minutes meeting her.
"That blonde one, you can imagine what she'll look like without make-up"

[GlitterEyes]

Aisleyne "So you're Bully?"

Sezer "Bonnie?"

Aisleyne "No, bullies"

[Lil-Lindz]

"I feel like a homeless tramp"

and

"me me ******ing me..."

[Lil-Lindz]

and omg

nikki: Dawn absolutely reeks of BO"

Its just hte way she said BO made me laugh! :hugesmile:

[georgie121uk]

richard - " no nikki shes a girl, she was a boy but now shes a girl "
nikki - " o right so would you go out with her? "
richard - " no nikki beacuse she is a girl, and i like boys "
nikki - " o yea "

[Lil-Lindz]

Lol Theres been so many memorable quotes. like "omg there gonna be a fire" :laugh:

[georgie121uk]

grace - only seen her 5 minutes and i already seen her fanny

[georgie121uk]

lea - there all boo'in cus they think ive got blonde hair and big boobs
pete - but you have got blonde hair and big boobs

[georgie121uk]

nikki - i hate her, i never want to see 'IT' again, i despise 'IT'
grace - have you got a problem with 'ME'?
nikki - no...its just.....
legend

[blackgloves]

Derek - "Theres more mince in that walk then in the freezer"

[Noopie]

Nikki: "I wouldn't wipe my arse with Richard or Lea, I'd rather use toilet paper"

[~!S.E.X.Y=Mikey!~]

Nikki to Sam- You can only go for gay guys you do know that right?
ha she's so funny!!

[GlitterEyes]

Glyn: Last night I was sat in here having got ready for bed. I was wearing my night clothes, how'd you say, par...per..jam

Aisleyne: Pyjamas?

Glyn: No- dressing robe.

[GlitterEyes]

Digged out this thread again because we have had plenty of good quotes lately.

Nikki :- Go on susie make a cup of hot chocolate let your hair down.
Ash:- "Listen guys, this is very important. Where's Leroy?"
Glyn:-Glyn "Well what a bunch of boring a***holes you've given me. All they are doing is drinking tea and going to bed early. This is a **** house. This is not Big Brother this is Crapland."

[xGemmax]

Nikki - 'I feel like a wilderbeast!'

[Ella]

''Diorreah on your eviction night, who needs that? everything i ate i just shat out!' Classic Nikki

[Ella]

Pete: For my 1st nomination, im going to nominate erm......Dave....because he annoys me
Big Brother: There is no contestant called Dave

Sezer speaking to Shahbaz - I wouldnt suck your willy if oxygen was shoved up your balls!

[nikkiisgreat]

big brother- nikki do you see that as a selection of biscuit and nikki replys yes because it is two

nikki- dont tickle my pickle

[Mojina]

BB: Glyn, Big Brother's friend is having a birthday.
Glyn: Who?
(Awkward silence)
BB: ...Big Brother would like you to bake a cake for Big Brother's friend.

[MarkWaldorf]

Nikki - Its my bed, Its my bed, Its Nikki bed etc lol