Which of these 8 things should a man NEVER wear?

[Patrick]

I've compelled a list [on the poll] of 7 Things that aren't illegal, but are frowned upon for men to wear - like masturbating on a plane.


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Basically lately I got really tan, which is awesome - because I've been pale and white for years.
But chavs at school have made fun of me and think it's fake tan and stuff.

So it got me thinking of things that are more commonly worn by Women, but some Men do them or are beginning to do them in more recent years.

So look at the list; vote and speak your mind.
I do, do one of the things on that list - it's not fake tan though.

But yeah which do you think a man should never wear?

[Benjamin]

High heels. :nono:

[Patrick]

LOL Ben.

Poll Up.

[Benjamin]

Nobody should use fake tan, men or women, it looks awful and orange.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i think black nail polish looks really hot on men

nothing else though

[Patrick]

I shouldn't of added the last option in, it's kind of cheesy and High School Musically.

But I suppose that's an alternative option if you can't decide at all what to pick or if you strongly, strongly believe that - or if you're Rachel Rice and sit on the fence.

[Novo]

Wear Eyeshadow
Wear Nail Polish
Wear Mascara
Use Fake Tan
Wear Eyeliner

[Kerry]

Do what you like but a different no no is sandals. Especially with socks

[Benjamin]

Wear Eyeshadow
Wear Nail Polish
Wear Mascara
Use Fake Tan
Wear Eyeliner

Those 4 things you do have to wear sometimes if you are in the acting world though, so for that I'll let it go, but fake tan is a no-no.

[Benjamin]

Do what you like but a different no no is sandals. Especially with socks

Urgh yes! Or Crocs. :yuk:

[InOne]

Most of those add up to you being gay. So none...

[Benjamin]

Most of those add up to you being gay. So none...

I know plenty of straight guys who wear nail polish/mascara/fake tan.

[Kerry]

Most of those add up to you being gay. So none...

Many wear eyeliner. It looks great

[InOne]

I know plenty of straight guys who wear nail polish/mascara/fake tan.

O_O

Only down South eh :tongue:

[Kerry]

http://www.gamezone.com/images/screenshots/Jared_Leto.jpg

[Benjamin]

O_O

Only down South eh :tongue:

Actually the majority of them are from up North! :tongue:

[InOne]

Actually the majority of them are from up North! :tongue:

Fake Northerners :nono:

[Patrick]

Urgh yes! Or Crocs. :yuk:

IKR.

My Mum got my Crocs for our Holiday to Turkey today and I literally looked at her when she took them out of the bag.

And said [something I never thought I'd say] I was like 'Mum, you fail. There so bloody 2008!'

And she was like 'No, no lol they're all back in x' and I was like 'NO THEY AREN'T!'

She then took out these clothes that were Bright and very camp and was like 'Do you like these?' and I was like 'No I don't! Bright colours make you look unbelievably flamboyant' and she was like 'No everyone's wearing them - that's what's in, just like Crocs.'

It's like, Mum you're ******ing 30 stop acting like you know what's up.

Crocs - biggest disaster known to shoes.
:bored:

Most of those add up to you being gay. So none...

Or just Metrosexual.

[Heard that on South Park :love:]

[Patrick]

http://www.gamezone.com/images/screenshots/Jared_Leto.jpg

Should of added Fingerless Gloves to the list.

I wear them, and it was awesome and stuff but then I was in town one day and these kids from school walked past and took the piss out off me for wearing them. :bored:

[Shaun]

Not keen on all of them apart from wearing pink (I have a couple of t-shirts, it's just a clothing colour :/) and straightening your hair (I've never personally done it but I don't think it's always silly).

Metrosexuals = not remotely attractive.

[Locke.]

Wearing pink, fake tan, and straightening hair is fine. The rest is.. not

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

IKR.

My Mum got my Crocs for our Holiday to Turkey today and I literally looked at her when she took them out of the bag.

And said [something I never thought I'd say] I was like 'Mum, you fail. There so bloody 2008!'

And she was like 'No, no lol they're all back in x' and I was like 'NO THEY AREN'T!'

She then took out these clothes that were Bright and very camp and was like 'Do you like these?' and I was like 'No I don't! Bright colours make you look unbelievably flamboyant' and she was like 'No everyone's wearing them - that's what's in, just like Crocs.'

It's like, Mum you're ******ing 30 stop acting like you know what's up.

Crocs - biggest disaster known to shoes.
:bored:



Or just Metrosexual.

[Heard that on South Park :love:]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

never change

[Patrick]

I know plenty of straight guys who wear nail polish/mascara/fake tan.

This.
I know alot of dudes that wear Eyeliner, Mascara, Nail Polish etc and they aren't Gay; except for this one guy.

[InOne]

Fake tan? Jesus christ lol

[Benjamin]

Should of added Fingerless Gloves to the list.

I wear them, and it was awesome and stuff but then I was in town one day and these kids from school walked past and took the piss out off me for wearing them. :bored:

Hobo Gloves. I own some of them. :love:

Also would like to point out that chavs have no opinion on fashion. They think looking like Cheryl Cole is fashionable. :nono:

[Benjamin]

This.
I know alot of dudes that wear Eyeliner, Mascara, Nail Polish etc and they aren't Gay; except for this one guy.

Is that Scott? :hugesmile:

[Patrick]

Fake tan? Jesus christ lol

Oh yeah BTW;

I was getting something from the Chinese yesterday :love: and there's a Sun Bed shop cross the street and I seen my Mum's boyfriend walk out of it.

He uses them, I always thought men using sun beds was pretty Gay though - but what's worse fake tan - as in the one you cover yourself in or men using sun beds?

One looks tacky as ****** and the other can give you Cancer.

[Benjamin]

Oh yeah BTW;

I was getting something from the Chinese yesterday :love: and there's a Sun Bed shop cross the street and I seen my Mum's boyfriend walk out of it.

He uses them, I always thought men using sun beds was pretty Gay though - but what's worse fake tan - as in the one you cover yourself in or men using sun beds?

One looks tacky as ****** and the other can give you Cancer.

Sun showers are better. :thumbs:

[InOne]

Oh yeah BTW;

I was getting something from the Chinese yesterday :love: and there's a Sun Bed shop cross the street and I seen my Mum's boyfriend walk out of it.

He uses them, I always thought men using sun beds was pretty Gay though - but what's worse fake tan - as in the one you cover yourself in or men using sun beds?

One looks tacky as ****** and the other can give you Cancer.

Don't get why a guy needs to care if he's tanned or not lol It's for women to worry about

[Patrick]

Three Big Brother legends that wore Eye Makeup;

http://makeupbeat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/stuart_pilkington_selfridges_07_wenn2069067.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/22/article-0-0ADD5BC7000005DC-617_468x633.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/wenn/20080718/21/444436186-maysoon-shaladi-mascara-dale-howard.jpg


Stu actually made a living out of this after he left the house :laugh:

[Callum]

Have hate for most of them but the worst for me is seeing guys wearing nail polish.

[InOne]

Well Patrick don't do any if you're still trying to convince people you're not gay.

[Kerry]

Personally think it'd just show the person has the confidence to do what they damn well like

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Personally think it'd just show the person has the confidence to do what they damn well like

:worship:

[Patrick]

Personally think it'd just show the person has the confidence to do what they damn well like

Aw, that's a good way of looking at it ~ better than my silly option 8 lol

[Omah]

Three Big Brother legends that wore Eye Makeup;

http://makeupbeat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/stuart_pilkington_selfridges_07_wenn2069067.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/22/article-0-0ADD5BC7000005DC-617_468x633.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/wenn/20080718/21/444436186-maysoon-shaladi-mascara-dale-howard.jpg


Stu actually made a living out of this after he left the house :laugh:

Not leg-ends, they are, IMO, bell-ends ..... :laugh2:

[Patrick]

I Can understand John and Dale being bellends;
But jumping off a stage into a crowd and heading straight to the ground on your eviction night, makes you a massive legend.

[joeysteele]

I wouldn't use any of them,but men like women should be able to wear and use what they like,it's the modern world.

What suits one doesn't suit another.I know guys whose girlfriends insist on them wearing make up and put it on them too and they love it. it wouldn't be me but if they're happy.

[CharlieO]

If people think it improves their appearance i don't think they should care what others think. If you want to do it, do it regardless of the names people will call you.
People associating gay with anything other than being attracted to the same sex is stupid as it isnt necessarily related in anyway. The only reason it is is the media make it to be that way.

Shows like the only way is essex and made in chelsea are actually helping things like this showing people its not about what you put on the outside which defines you its who you choose to be.

[hennessy]

Uggs
That's reason enough to kill a man

oh you can wear anything you want but just don't be expected to be respected by any alpha.

[joeysteele]

If people think it improves their appearance i don't think they should care what others think. If you want to do it, do it regardless of the names people will call you.
People associating gay with anything other than being attracted to the same sex is stupid as it isnt necessarily related in anyway. The only reason it is is the media make it to be that way.

Shows like the only way is essex and made in chelsea are actually helping things like this showing people its not about what you put on the outside which defines you its who you choose to be.

Good post, I agree.

[Niall]

Mascara, Eye shadow and nail polish are the ones I'd have big problems with. The rest idc about.

[CharlieO]

Personally i wouldn't want to do any of them at the moment but i wouldnt be against fake tanning if i wasn't tanned already.

Edit: i would also wear pink.

[Zippy]

should be a multi choice poll

eyeshadow is the only one I'd say looks proper wrong. But I chose last option. And fake tan is like mens toupees...only the bad ones are noticable.

eyeliner looks good on the right guy. But not on fake twats like John James who just can't carry it off at all.

[Patrick]

I
Shows like the only way is essex and made in chelsea are actually helping things like this showing people its not about what you put on the outside which defines you its who you choose to be.

How come? Do the lads in that wear make up?
I don't really watch it.

I wouldn't use any of them,but men like women should be able to wear and use what they like,it's the modern world.

What suits one doesn't suit another.I know guys whose girlfriends insist on them wearing make up and put it on them too and they love it. it wouldn't be me but if they're happy.

:shocked::shocked:


Uggs
That's reason enough to kill a man

oh you can wear anything you want but just don't be expected to be respected by any alpha.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Vicky.]

All men should wear eyeliner :love:

[CharlieO]

How come? Do the lads in that wear make up?
I don't really watch it.


They are all like fake tanned to the max and are like obsessed with their appearance and seem like would be called gay by 'hard lads' who think they are so cool but they aren't they just act like they want to and don't care what others think.

[Niall]

*Has had hair straightened before*

[Jords]

Wearing pink, straightening hair + fake tan (in moderation) = fine

Id say eye liner is the most 'acceptable' and eye shadow the least, out the rest.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wear Eyeliner
Use Fake Tan
Wear Pink
Wear Mascara
Wear Eyeshadow
Straighten Their Hair
Wear Nail Polish



No man should do the above ffs.

[Patrick]

Wearing pink, straightening hair + fake tan (in moderation) = fine

Id say eye liner is the most 'acceptable' and eye shadow the least, out the rest.

Yeah - They have like 'Guyliner' and 'Manscara' out now.

Russell Brand and that wears them.
It seems to be alot of Emo/Punk Bands would wear them aswell, like Greenday.

[Smithy]

socks and sandals

[cub]

Most of those add up to you being gay. So none...

That's a narrow minded and homophobic comment.

[InOne]

That's a narrow minded and homophobic comment.

It was a flippant comment. Just because I think they add up to being gay makes it homophobic?

Stop batting big words about, you look silly.

[CharlieO]

a new option should be added in my opinion:

men should never wear an attitude that makes them scared to do as they please because others are too insecure about themselves to accept it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

a new option should be added in my opinion:

men should never wear an attitude that makes them scared to do as they please because others are too insecure about themselves to accept it.

You win the "im so liberal it hurts" award

congrats:dance: