Saturday>>>The End?

[Joe.]

Google this Saturday's date

:sad::sad::sad::sad::sad:

[Smithy]

omg I just saw this!

Robert Fitzpatrick is so convinced the end is near he’s betting his life savings on it.

The retired MTA employee has pumped $140,000 into a NYC Transit ad campaign to warn everyone the world will end next Saturday.

“Global Earthquake! The Greatest Ever - Judgment Day: May 21,” the ad declares above a placid picture of night over Jerusalem with a clock that’s about to strike midnight.

“I’m trying to warn people about what’s coming,” the 60-year-old Staten Island resident said. “People who have an understanding [of end times] have an obligation to warn everyone.”

His doomsday warning has appeared on 1,000 placards on subway cars, at a cost of $90,000, and at bus shelters around the city, for $50,000 more.
Fitzpatrick’s millenial mania began after he retired in 2006 and began listening to California evangelist Harold Camping’s “end of days” predictions.

Using head-spinning numerological calculations, Camping has determined that the world will end on Saturday, May 21. He’s used similar biblical math to pinpoint when Abraham was circumcised (2068 B.C.) and when earth was created (11,083 B.C.).

Camping has predicted the end of world once before - on Sept. 6, 1994. When the sun rose on Sept. 7, Camping admitted he might have had that one wrong.

Still, Fitzpatrick remains convinced the beginning of the end is coming next week.

“It’ll start just before midnight, Jerusalem time: It’ll be instantaneous and global,” he said. “There are too many scriptures talking about ‘sudden destruction.’”

While Jesus Christ returns to Earth and all non-believers burn in eternal hellfire, Fitzpatrick says he and all those in the know will be saved in the rapture.

Similarly convinced followers around the city have taken it upon themselves to spread Camping’s doomsday prediction to anyone who will listen.

“We’re just heeding the warning God gives in Ezekiel 33 that God has appointed true believers as watchmen,” said Esteban Ramsey, 19, of Harrison, N.J., as he handed out literature with fellow believers in Union Square this week.

Most dismissed the warning as the ranting of lunatics.

“I’m curious to see what they’re going to say in a week when nothing happens,” said Mollie Kotzen, 23, of Prospect Heights, rolling her eyes as she passed the group in Union Square.

Camping’s group bought billboards in other parts of the country around Christmas time, but Fitzgerald is financing the New York ad campaign on his own, saying he wants to take as many people with him as he can.

The MTA says they have no problem with it.

“It’s an individual’s prerogative to spend their money as they see fit,” said MTA spokesman Kevin Ortiz.

Anti-religion groups say the MTA should never have allowed the ad blitz.

“Doomsday cults are money-making enterprises,” said David Silverman, of the American Atheists group, which ran counter-ads to Camping’s earlier billboard campaign.

“I wonder what is going to happen on May 22 when people no longer have their possessions or their savings and we are all still here and they don’t have their rapture,” he said.

Fitzgerald said there’s no chance that will happen and he has had no doubt about plunking down his retirement.

“It is the date,” he insisted.

Not that he’s been able to convince everyone.

“My sister doesn’t believe it,” he admitted. “I’ve tried to tell her. But that’s pretty much the story with most people.”

But what about Born This Way

http://plinkplunk.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/colbertaaaaah.gif

[Marsh.]

What about Fringe season 4? :bawling:

[Shaun]

mmkay

[Doogle]

NO WTF I won't get to hear Born This Way. :nono:

[Marsh.]

Wonder what he'll say on Sunday 22nd.

[Jordan.]

:crazy:

[Joe.]

Still makes me worried :(

[arista]

Google this Saturday's date

:sad::sad::sad::sad::sad:

See You Sunday Joe



Hocus Pocus


Life In The Fast Lane.

[Joe.]

As long as it happens after Doctor Who's been on.

[Josy]

There is always an end date, then it fails and moves onto another date :bored: the last one I heard of was when 6 of the planets aligned on May 10th or 11th.........

[arista]

Still makes me worried :(



Take a Shower - Naked

[Locke.]

What is the point in betting his life savings he can't spend the winnings.. Should just spend it all this week and have a good time

[Sarah.]

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ramsay]

aw skag ...

[Iceman]

But what about WM28, its the Rock's LAST Match and Undertaker's LAST Match, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jarrod]

Great so i'm to die on my Birthday :L

[Ramsay]

oh HELL NO
that means im gonna miss rory g fest and oxegen oH **** THAT

[Ramsay]

and only a day to play la noire URGH

[Patrick]

omg I just saw this!



But what about Born This Way

http://plinkplunk.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/colbertaaaaah.gif

It's been out for a ******ing month, Jesus Christ.

[Patrick]

and only a day to play la noire URGH

OMFG! :bawling:


I'ma go watch EastEnders - but I will then return to read about my death this weekend.

[Stu]

[Waits for Smithy to bitchslap Patrick]

[Shaun]

the album Patrick :p

[Smithy]

It's been out for a ******ing month, Jesus Christ.

The album

http://lolpics.se/pics/482.jpg

[Smithy]

[Waits for Smithy to bitchslap Patrick]

:joker:

[Shaun]

I GOT THIS SMITHY.
SOMEONE ON EXHALE JUST CALLED "JUDAS" A FLOP.
WE HAVE TO SPREAD OUT ah/

[Smithy]

why would chewy care :suspect

[Shaun]

i'm not sure :( i blame meth

[King Gizzard]

i'm immortal m8

[Patrick]

*ATTENTION*



There is a 99.5% chance this guy is talking bollocks, who does he think he is?

'He once predicted the end of the world in 2006, but since said he might of got that one wrong'.

No ******ing sh*t.

Anyway, in terms of doomsday disasters - Earthquakes are great.
They're probably the ones we're more likely to survive really.

So you must all listen VERY carefully.

As some of you may know, I'm pretty Amazing really - so I am determined to survive this earthquake, I will be prepared and I have already spoken to my Japanese friend on Tiny Chat there now for some tips on how to survive.

The second I feel shaking, I'm going to get into position.

I'm not going to tell you all how you too can survive, some of us are just meant to die to be perfectly honest.

However - If you too survive, you must keep calm and stay where you are or get to a Safe House.
Make your way to a computer ASAP and come to this thread:

CONGRATULATIONS! You Survived - Now What? (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4246289&posted=1#post4246289)

From there scroll down and find this post - you must then Click on the Spoiler.



So you survived The End Of The World?
Good lad, but the hard part is not over yet.

You must post on this thread and let us know you're alive, then make your way to Ireland and we will meet on an open field that I have secured from earthquakes.

Once you arrive, we will start building our new world - where we will most likely become Gods for being the only survivors.

NOTE: Females are encouraged to survive more than Fellas - we need Vagina's to repopulate, not just shafts.



You should now be fine.

[Glenn.]

O to the M to the G :joker:

[Ramsay]

Ireland seems to of dodged every single disaster so far (cept famine but lets not get into that) so i think were alright:joker:

[Patrick]

Ireland seems to of dodged every single disaster so far (cept famine but lets not get into that) so i think were alright:joker:

Correct.

We will be playing LA Noire while the other bellends are running around being crushed.

[Glenn.]

i'm immortal m8

Me too:shocked:

*raises hand to mouth in shock*

[Suze]

Great so i'm to die on my Birthday :L

:joker: Soz, that isn't funny is it :joker: Happy urmm birthday for the 21st. You never know, you might have time to open your prezzies before the World ends.

[Jords]

wtf, cant it happen this Saturday? Then I dont have to do a whole week full of exams xxxxxxxxxx

[Josy]

wtf, cant it happen this Saturday? Then I dont have to do a whole week full of exams xxxxxxxxxx

Yeah it is supposed to be this Saturday :laugh:

[Jords]

Yeah it is supposed to be this Saturday :laugh:

Oh I thought Saturday>>>>> in the thread title meant the next one for some reason... YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Niall]

Hehe I know a way to avoid the earthquake.

*Sits in doorway*

[u mad earthquake]

[T*]

Don't tell me your believing this. THE WORLD COULD END TOMMOROW IF IT WANTED.

[Rob]

This is obviously BS. Get real people

[BBfanUSA]

Yes this prediction is derived from the bible
and in some of the new testament books (Matthew, Luke ie) Jesus says "we do not know when the world ends Only god knows"
So throw this crap out like it is garbage

[Rob]

this.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

soooooooo happy. can't WAIT FOR IT :D

[Patrick]

This is obviously BS. Get real people

Why? Does Rob's Weather forecast say it's going to Rain on Sunday therefore the world must still be there?

[Jordan.]

pmsl Patrick.

[Josy]

:crazy:


j5O0J_Hxlu4

[Stu]

Can't wait for the inevitable explanation come Sunday that this dimwit who is proposing the theory just made a mathematical error.

You know ... like he did for his previous prediction that time the world was going to end in 1994.

[Stu]

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

[Glenn.]

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

*stares at screen in utter amazement*

I can't put into words how amazingly stupid people are. Isn't it basically fraud? Taking money off people who think they are gonna be hitching a lift to heaven and thinking their pet is gonna be looked after, when erm, heaven doesn't actually exist and the bus service to the pearly gates has been discontinued?

[LaLaLand]

More money-making scams, just like 1997, The Millennium, 2003, that Hadron Collider and 2012 (that's only since I've been alive). They've been saying it since records began and will continue to do so until it actually happens (which they'll have no control over).

Don't you think that these space stations and astrologers and all those lot would have known and raised the alarm by now and the media would have been spreading panic?

It's just one man wanting to play God and will end up looking like a fool in a long-line of religious wannabe-prophets who used their faith to garner publicity and ultimately failed.

Saturday will come and go like any other day.

If the world did 'end', it won't be in our lifetimes. I'm talking MILLIONS of years in the future.

[Suze]

Why didn't the Jehovah's Witnesses inform us of 21st May, Judgement Day :mad: Aren't they usually in the know about these things and banging down our doors by now :conf: :joker:

[MTVN]

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

Surely this has to be a joke

[Josy]

Surely this has to be a joke

No :laugh:

Its mentioned in the vid I posted on the last page.

[MTVN]

No :laugh:

Its mentioned in the vid I posted on the last page.

http://secondsphere.org/Smileys/classic/facepalm.gif

[Vicky.]

Why? Does Rob's Weather forecast say it's going to Rain on Sunday therefore the world must still be there?

:D

[Niamh.]

awww, that'd be terrible if it happened, I'll be in Spain and my kids will be in Ireland :(

I didn't bother reading, how are we going to die?

[Z]

I'm gonna be fricking pissed if I spent a month doing exams only to die the day after I finished.

[Niamh.]

I'm gonna be fricking pissed if I spent a month doing exams only to die the day after I finished.

:laugh2:

[Josy]

Saturday is supposed to be the rapture when all the believers will be gathered together and rise up into the sky or something like that :bored: the rest of us non believers will be left for so many months to live through hell on earth..............

:joker:

[Locke.]

Time to start being a believer then

[Z]

Well everyone I care about will still be here, in fact it's actually quite a good thing, either the Westboro Baptist nutters will disappear off the face of the planet or they'll be left behind while others ascend to heaven. Or none of this will happen and I will continue to stumble through the day drunkenly after my night out on Friday. Win win win!

[BOOSH]

Pffttttttttt

[Smithy]

omg I just saw this!



But what about Born This Way

http://plinkplunk.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/colbertaaaaah.gif

it k, world can end now http://oi54.tinypic.com/rm5w6q.jpg

[Joe.]

I'm a believer, where do I go on Saturday?

[Vicky.]

I'm a believer, where do I go on Saturday?

You float up into the sky to sit with a bearded man on a cloud for the rest of eternity looking down on us sinners who found the bearded man and the floating too hard to believe... and laughing at us for our stupidity. :)

[Joe.]

You float up into the sky to sit with a bearded man on a cloud for the rest of eternity looking down on us sinners who found the bearded man and the floating too hard to believe... and laughing at us for our stupidity. :)

What happens to children or people who havent made their mind up?

[Niamh.]

You float up into the sky to sit with a bearded man on a cloud for the rest of eternity looking down on us sinners who found the bearded man and the floating too hard to believe... and laughing at us for our stupidity. :)

lu3VTngm1F0

[Vicky.]

What happens to children or people who havent made their mind up?

They start floating but then get stuck and live in huge trees for the rest of their lives :)

[arista]

They start floating but then get stuck and live in huge trees for the rest of their lives :)



Sad Folks




Sign Of The Times

[Smithy]

They start floating but then get stuck and live in huge trees for the rest of their lives :)

omgz we gon be like avatar :amazed:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpu3rrOkp1qhxr17o1_250.gif

[arista]

You float up into the sky to sit with a bearded man on a cloud for the rest of eternity looking down on us sinners who found the bearded man and the floating too hard to believe... and laughing at us for our stupidity. :)



No you do Not

This is no Disney Film in 1080P


If he were to Die
its more simple
His Light Goes Out Forever.

There Is No God

[Niall]

omgz we gon be like avatar :amazed:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpu3rrOkp1qhxr17o1_250.gif

:joker::joker::joker::joker: :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[bbfan1991]

What a bunch of delusional nonsense:laugh2:.

OMG my assignments wouldn't be finished if it ever happened:bawling:.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388972/Judgment-Day-Rapture-Parties-planned-evangelist-Harold-Camping-predicts-huge-earthquake.html

This is another reason why religion gets disrespects and ridiculed because of people like this don't think before they open their mouths.

I think in the bible it clearly states that when "Jesus" does come back NOBODY will KNOW! And that includes YOU evangelists, so shut your traps and stop trying to figure it out because it ain't going to happen. :bored:

I think one claimed that at the end there will be one earthquake after another after another :joker:...hey wait a minute :conf: But still shut up :D When people wake up on sunday it will be yet another ridicule for religion :bored:

On the other end maybe we should'nt all be so smug. People will die eventually we may aswell all die tomorrow.:blush:

[Suze]

See you all in Heaven or the other place tomorrow then I suppose :bawling:

[Shaun]

it's been nice knowing you all.

[GypsyGoth]

Goodbye cruel world :love:

[Stu]

This is the end, beautiful friend, the end.

[Shaun]

I always loved you the most Claudia :( I never felt anything for Caitlin.

[Locke.]

I've got my spaceship ready

[Novo]

I've got my spaceship ready

Lego won't save you now John Locke

[GypsyGoth]

I always loved you the most Claudia :( I never felt anything for Caitlin.

:laugh2:

You gonna be soo embarrassed if the world don't really end.

[GypsyGoth]

5 mins till it's all over.

[Glenn.]

I'm glad I'm spending my last moments on Earth on TiBB

[Kerry]

Are we nearly there yet.....

[Kerry]

Just thought, saves putting a wash on....

[Novo]

Patrick says Goodbye everyone, it's been nice knowing most of you.

[GypsyGoth]

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[Glenn.]

Are we in The Rapture yet, coz if we are, its s**t.

[Locke.]

It is not until 6pm, 18 hours left

[GypsyGoth]

It is not until 6pm, 18 hours left

Hmm that must be right, since we are still here.

[Smithy]

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:amazed: :lovedup:

What an amazing song to leave the earth listening too

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed: :lovedup:

What an amazing song to leave the earth listening too

I know right :love:

[Kerry]

It is not until 6pm, 18 hours left

Crap. It could wait until I've seen BGT

[Glenn.]

Wouldn't we all look silly in 18 hrs when the ground starts to shake :joker:

[Kerry]

Wouldn't we all look silly in 18 hrs when the ground starts to shake :joker:

Just had exactly the same thought :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

That would be seriously terrifying.

[Glenn.]

I would be like.

'OK baby, WOW!'

KdMv4-Fget8

[Kerry]

That would be seriously terrifying.

I was terrified when we actually had an earthquake a few years back. If it happened today ...... :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

[Vicky.]

Wouldn't we all look silly in 18 hrs when the ground starts to shake :joker:

ROFL :laugh2:

[Novo]

Just felt a Mini Earthquake and saw some streaks of lightning in the sky

[Kerry]

*Note to self - washer on. If the floor shakes it's just on a spin*

[Vicky.]

It is not until 6pm, 18 hours left

It better be 6pm. Or Im going to look like more of a tit on facebook :nono:

Yay for end of the world statuses

[Locke.]

6am actually

[Kerry]

6am actually

Has it changed it's mind?

[Vicky.]

:bored:

[Glenn.]

I typed in Rapture on Google and the real time results are multiplying.

Link (http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&xhr=t&q=rapture&cp=3&pf=p&sclient=psy&safe=off&site=&source=hp&aq=0z&aqi=&aql=&oq=rap&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=48415b2036907b30)

[Locke.]

Think I will stay up all night, I'll be getting all the sleep I need after today

[Glenn.]

Think I will stay up all night, I'll be getting all the sleep I need after today

:joker:

[Kerry]

Damn, I'm usually just off to bed at 6am at the weekend for a bit...... bloody shaking floor....

[Jords]

22 hours 27 minutes to go until we are safe until 2012 xxxxx

[Kerry]

Apparently a kid at my bubs school started crying her eyes out about the world apparently ending today. Made me think how distressing this silly crap is to people :/

[Novo]

Apparently a kid at my bubs school started crying her eyes out about the world apparently ending today. Made me think how distressing this silly crap is to people :/

May as well know know now rather then later

[Kerry]

May as well know know now rather then later

If the world WAS actually going to end, I'd rather not know and certainly not let kids know :joker:

[InOne]

Eh? It's over isn't it? We not dead D:

[Locke.]

6pm

[Novo]

Myself and Locke will end up in a church like the end of Lost now.. getting the speech from Christian Shepard

[Locke.]

A speech from Andyman

[Kerry]

6pm

You said 6am.

[Locke.]

Don't be silly

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Kerry]

6am actually

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Stu]

Even at 6 it will be a tribulation period, sillies. All the fundamentalists will be lifted up to heaven when we err ... suffer ... without them for about three months until Jeezus comes back.

Don't any of you read your damn scripture?

[Locke.]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0904/i-see-what-you-did-there-lost-john-locke-demotivational-poster-1238833730.jpg

[InOne]

Either way. I'll be drunk and happy :D

[Kerry]

:laugh:

[Stu]

Can't wait for joeysteele's inevitable post at 06:01 PM detailing how he is pleased the world has not ended and as a concequence is happy for everyone especially Jedward who are two very brave lads putting on a great show.

[Kerry]

I'll be drunk or asleep - 6am

Aiming to get drunk and sat with my feet up 6pm

Pissing myself about today 11pm

[King Gizzard]

I can't wait for all the hoaxes that will inevitably happen. Should be fun

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llhib1gHeY1qj7wwwo1_500.jpg

[Kerry]

I can't wait for all the hoaxes that will inevitably happen. Should be fun

How can you hoax it though? We're here, or aren't :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Isn't it meant to be loads of things happening over time? People are bound hoax stuff

[Vicky.]

Can't wait for joeysteele's inevitable post at 06:01 PM detailing how he is pleased the world has not ended and as a concequence is happy for everyone especially Jedward who are two very brave lads putting on a great show.

:laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i want it to be like fallout :amazed:

looks such fun

[Kerry]

Isn't it meant to be loads of things happening over time? People are bound hoax stuff

Oh dunno. I thought there were supposed to be a load of earthquakes or something happening all over the world (cos, they'd obviously wait for certain timezones :laugh:)

[King Gizzard]

If only the dead bird thing for a couple of months ago happened tommorow. That would of been amazing (well, obviously not amazing but you get what I mean)

[Benjamin]

i want it to be like fallout :amazed:

looks such fun

You wouldn't survive sunshine, sorry to say. It'd be Me, GG, Shaun, Stu, Inone and, for irony's sake, Patrick who would survive. ;)

[Kerry]

Somethings bound to happen that people will make a big thing of. A higher tide, a stormy sea, a storm, the sun shining, the wind blowing, someone farts twice on the bus......

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-has over 60 hours clocked on fallout- http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

[King Gizzard]

Scott comes out as straight..

[Glenn.]

Is that you in your sig Scott? :joker:

[Benjamin]

Is that you in your sig Scott? :joker:

:laugh3:


pahahahahahahaha

[Kerry]

Crap, my last supper (bag of chipsticks) are going soft

[King Gizzard]

Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town.

:joker:

[Shaun]

well it's only been 2 hours 46 minutes and I've already seen a 14yo girl camming with at least 4 guys, a couple of moths and setanta

[DrunkerThanMoses]

What time are we suppose to die?

Because every country has different times

[InOne]

Good god man

[Kerry]

What time are we suppose to die?

Because every country has different times

Midnight.... and 6pm..... and 6am........

[Locke.]

6pm worldwide

[InOne]

Am I dead? o.o

[King Gizzard]

no

[Kerry]

6pm worldwide

So we're all gone by 6pm?

I bought a lottery ticket too *sigh*

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Am I dead? o.o

Unless your a zombie who leanrt how to use the computer, then no.

[Locke.]

No only the believers

The rest of us are going to live through "plagues and fire on earth" til october :joker:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

So we're all gone by 6pm?

I bought a lottery ticket too *sigh*

:xyxwave: If you do die and I live, Ill take it for you

[Kerry]

:xyxwave: If you do die and I live, Ill take it for you

The paper will be worth more than I ever win :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/63BlackSheepDM_468x290jpg.jpg

[Kerry]

*screams*

[InOne]

xrBAYD4kmPo

[Glenn.]

-urinates in my pants-

[Benjamin]

xrBAYD4kmPo

:love:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I plan a lie in on my last day

[Kerry]

:laugh2:



Ooooh actually, can you imagine.... what if you're sat on the bog when "IT" happens

[King Gizzard]

Well it happened to Elvis..

[Glenn.]

If it happened whilst I was in bed, I doubt I would feel it. When I go to sleep I'm basically dead. Might let my dog in with me tonight. Don't want him being on his own when Jesus comes for the believers.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

:laugh2:



Ooooh actually, can you imagine.... what if you're sat on the bog when "IT" happens

Just thought of the part of Jurrasica park when the guy was eaten alive while on the toliet..... never though Christ might bring dinsours with him.

[Kerry]

Well it happened to Elvis..

Handy though. If you're so frightened you crap yourself...

[Glenn.]

:laugh2:



Ooooh actually, can you imagine.... what if you're sat on the bog when "IT" happens

You wouldn't have any trouble going. I know I wouldn't if the toilet started shaking uncontrollably :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Perfect apocalypse song

cuFoMgP4IPo

[Kerry]

LMFAO - I literally am crying laughing at this thread :laugh2:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Im off to bed so if we do die.... um bye.

[Glenn.]

Slightly off topic. I once read somewhere, some man was having a number two, and a snake come up the u-bend and bit him. I some time's have to check there's no anaconda apart from Herbert in the toilet.

I sit there in a world of my own and suddenly think, 'OMG what if a snake bites my snake'

Back on topic. I want this Rapture to hurry the ****** up. I want to punch Jesus in the face.

[Glenn.]

Im off to bed so if we do die.... um bye.

Bye :sad:

[Kerry]

Im off to bed so if we do die.... um bye.

Goodbyeeeeeeee :bawling:

[Kerry]

Slightly off topic. I once read somewhere, some man was having a number two, and a snake come up the u-bend and bit him. I some time's have to check there's no anaconda apart from Herbert in the toilet.

I sit there in a world of my own and suddenly think, 'OMG what if a snake bites my snake'

Back on topic. I want this Rapture to hurry the ****** up. I want to punch Jesus in the face.

:joker:

*tries to keep straight face....*


*fails*


:laugh2:

[Locke.]

Wonder how many TiBB members will be sucked up into heaven tomorrow

Don't know how we'll cope without Sticks til October

[InOne]

wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo

[Z]

I had a terrible night out; somebody threw up on my legs and my camera got broken by some idiot to give the top two reasons why it was so terrible - the world is ending. I now believe.

[King Gizzard]

ha, perfect timing

Yellowstone National Park is moving

Reported by: Brent Hunsaker

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming (ABC 4 News) - The nation's oldest park is also one of the most studied. The interest is not just in it's amazing vistas and wildlife, but in the volcanic beast below the park.

Yellowstone sits atop one of the world's biggest, active volcanoes, one capable of laying waste to much of north America.

Scientists keep an eye on it using a network of seismic and GPS sensors.

Professor Emeritus Robert Smith of the University of Utah is one of those scientists. A geophysicist, Smith a leading expert on the Yellowstone super volcano. "We monitor it in real time for earthquake swarms and ground deformation."

He says the park is in constant motion. Visitors can't see it, but the ground at their feet is moving up and down as magma pushes against the thin crust and powers the park's many geysers.

The changes are most evident at the Norris Geyser Basin. Henry Heasler, the Yellowstone Park geologist said, "It changes daily. Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the change near boardwalks because that impacts visitor and employee safety."

"Why are all the hydrothermal features here?" Heasler continued, "The geysers? The mud pots? The steam vents? The hot springs? It's because of the heat beneath our feet."

The heat from the volcano.

And beginning in 2004, volcanic pressure caused an amazing rise at the park: Three-inches a year for five-years.

Professor Smith said, "That's a lot of uplift and it's over an area that's over the entire Yellowstone caldera -- 50-miles long of uplift."

"If you went under a rubber sheet," Heasler said describing the uplift, "And pushed your thumb up, it's not just sticking up where your thumb is, there's like a slope to it."

In fact, as the land has bulged, Yellowstone lake has tilted enough that its water has flooded out trees on the south thumbs.

And now, the ground is sinking.

And the drop has brought up a whole new set of questions for scientists. "Why haven't the trees emerged again?" asked Heasler. "We don't know." They are watching the data as well as the geothermal features of the park for clues.

At times, those geologists see themselves are doctors monitoring a patient. In this case, the patient took a deep breath (between 2004-09) and now it is letting it out. That much is clear from the observations.

The unanswered question is, "why?"

[billy123]

49 mins until lift off! aka 6pm in new zealand.
These retarded nutters are doing a great job of finishing off the last shreds of credibility religion had in this day and age.
I hope they keep up the good work.
The 6 month window was only added later in the desperate hope that a biggish quake will strike during that time and seeing as 5.0's happen on a daily basis im sure these will be made the most of during that time.

[InOne]

Get em told bobnot

[Claymores]

I'm not religious, but a gambler - I bet £3000 the world does not end or anything worse - want a bet anyone!

[midlandman]

I'm not religious, but a gambler - I bet £3000 the world does not end or anything worse - want a bet anyone!

we all know its not going to end the man who siad it was siad the same thing in the 90's

[Joe.]

I woke up on the floor this morning instead of in bed, am I being dragged towards hell? Why me? I'm being deadly serious!

[MB.]

Still waiting for the world to end... :hugesmile:

[Daniel McIver]

Wonder what he'll say on Sunday 22nd.

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[cub]

I'm not religious, but a gambler - I bet £3000 the world does not end or anything worse - want a bet anyone!

How could I collect if I win? What would be the point?

[Jords]

-is alive-

[Suze]

:shocked: We are all still here! :conf:

Oh well, Monday 24th December 2012 is the next end of the World date isn't it? :shocked: I better get Christmas in two days early so I can enjoy the prezzies before the World is supposed to come to an end on a promised day ...... yet again :joker:

[arista]

-is alive-


Its due at 6PM

[Suze]

Its due at 6PM

:eek:

Spoilsport. I was just getting used to still being here after the end is nigh prediction :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Benjamin]

-goes to get haircut to look pretty for the end-

['Conor]

er im still alive? fail much

[arista]

-goes to get haircut to look pretty for the end-



Spiffing

[Benjamin]

Spiffing

:hugesmile:

[MTVN]

Isnt it 6pm American time, so 11pm here?

[MTVN]

Oh wait just realised its 6pm at each of the worlds time zones, he's already failed then :joker:

[LaLaLand]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/1992_Rapture.jpg

Enough said.

Some notable rapture predictions include the following:

1844 - William Miller predicted Christ would return between March 21, 1843 and March 21, 1844, then revised his prediction, claiming to have miscalculated Scripture, to October 22, 1844. The realization that the predictions were incorrect resulted in a Great Disappointment. Miller's theology gave rise to the Advent movement. The Baha'is believe that Christ did return as Miller predicted in 1844, with the advent of The Báb, and numerous Miller-like prophetic predictions from many religions are given in William Sears book, Thief in The Night.

1914, 1918, 1925, 1942- Dates set for the end by the Jehovah's Witnesses

1981 - Chuck Smith predicted that Jesus would probably return by 1981.

1988 - Publication of 88 Reasons why the Rapture is in 1988, by Edgar C. Whisenant.

1989 - Publication of The final shout: Rapture report 1989, by Edgar Whisenant. More predictions by this author appeared for 1992, 1995, and other years.

1992 - Korean group "Mission for the Coming Days" predicted October 28, 1992 as the date for the rapture.

1993 - Seven years before the year 2000. The rapture would have to start to allow for seven years of the Tribulation before the Return in 2000. Multiple predictions.

1994 - Pastor John Hinkle of Christ Church in Los Angeles predicted June 9, 1994. Radio evangelist Harold Camping predicted September 6, 1994.

2011 - Harold Camping's revised prediction has May 21, 2011 as the date of the rapture.

2060 - Sir Isaac Newton proposed, based upon his calculations using figures from the book of Daniel, that the Apocalypse could happen no earlier than 2060.

They've been at it for years. It's just a tactic Christianity uses to scare people into joining the church and gain followers.

If it didn't happen all of those times ^, it won't today lol.

[Josy]

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/45.gif

[MTVN]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/21/apocalypse-not-now-rapture-fails-materialise

[LaLaLand]

& anyway, I doubt Jesus would set his return in GMT time lmao.

[Stu]

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm178/denimrob/rapture_cancelled.jpg

Rapture aborted.

[Vicky.]

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm178/denimrob/rapture_cancelled.jpg

Rapture aborted.

:laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Anyway i've been strolling around christian forums just because and the general consensus is that these people that keep predicting this sort of thing should just shut their trap. They don't know what their talking about.

Omg I can wear the dress I bought tonight :amazed:

[BOOSH]

So when are we all supposed to die then?

[Marc]

I bet I win the lottery as well.. ffs

[Locke.]

Just fueled up my plane I'm leaving at 5.55pm

[arista]

Just fueled up my plane I'm leaving at 5.55pm

Its OK now
gone 6PM


No big bang.

[arista]

So when are we all supposed to die then?


About 15mins ago.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/21/1305974396982/A-banner-warns-of-the-Rap-007.jpg


There is no God.

[Novo]

Arista what would you do if you looked outside your window and someone was being lifted into the sky by some unknown force?

Would you

A) Shout at them and tell them to fight the unknown force
B) Close your curtains and get back to watching your Blu Rays
C) Get your gun from under your bed and shot them in mid air to put them out of their misery
D) Post a topic about it on TIBB

[Jords]

E) Claim 'there is no God', and swear at the sky.

[MTVN]

I feel quite sorry for those people who actually thought it would happen tbh, must have been like that episode of the Simpsons :laugh:

uBz6lZzP1bA

[Smithy]

But the rapture actually happened after that :O ^

[MTVN]

But the rapture actually happened after that :O ^

Oh yeah, forgot about that :joker:

[Smithy]

-panics-

[arista]

Arista what would you do if you looked outside your window and someone was being lifted into the sky by some unknown force?

Would you

A) Shout at them and tell them to fight the unknown force
B) Close your curtains and get back to watching your Blu Rays
C) Get your gun from under your bed and shot them in mid air to put them out of their misery
D) Post a topic about it on TIBB




I would head fast to my Bunker

[Shaun]

I feel quite sorry for those people who actually thought it would happen tbh, must have been like that episode of the Simpsons :laugh:

uBz6lZzP1bA

I'm sure they'll get over it - it's not the end of the world.

[MTVN]

I'm sure they'll get over it - it's not the end of the world.

True, they're probably a bit sick of the jokes though, people are making them like there's no tomorrow

[Smithy]

I feel quite sorry for those people who actually thought it would happen tbh, must have been like that episode of the Simpsons :laugh:

uBz6lZzP1bA

thats just been on Channel 4 news :joker:

[Shaun]

True, they're probably a bit sick of the jokes though, people are making them like there's no tomorrow

rofl

[InOne]

Am I dead yet?

[Kerry]

OMG!!!!!! A Huuuuuuuuuuge gust of wind just blew bins everywhere with a right crash. I crapped myself :laugh2:

[Josy]

OMG!!!!!! A Huuuuuuuuuuge gust of wind just blew bins everywhere with a right crash. I crapped myself :laugh2:

:laugh:

[Niall]

OMG!!!!!! A Huuuuuuuuuuge gust of wind just blew bins everywhere with a right crash. I crapped myself :laugh2:

:laugh3:

[Ramsay]

my dog and cat are acting really weird
proper freaked out :laugh:

[Josy]

my dog and cat are acting really weird
proper freaked out :laugh:

You getting paranoid Karl? :joker:

[Ramsay]

You getting paranoid Karl? :joker:

Ill be fine once they calm down:joker:

[Kerry]

My cats acting very odd. He won't go upstairs and his tails like a bogbrush

[Doogle]

My girlfriend got the wrong bus earlier and the train I was on made funny noises. I was convinced it was a sign.

[Kerry]

We have a ghost though so thats why my cats acting odd :D

[Locke.]

My dog is lying down asleep

[Glenn.]

We have a ghost though so thats why my cats acting odd :D

:shocked:

[Kerry]

:shocked:

Really :D

[Glenn.]

Really :D

I would be a nervous wreck if I lived in your house:bawling:

[King Gizzard]

Volcano in Iceland and earthquake in New Zealand. RUN FOR COVER.

[Smithy]

ma dogs is at the dog sitters

-calls sheena-

[Kerry]

Volcano in Iceland and earthquake in New Zealand. RUN FOR COVER.

:shocked:

I just put a pizza in......

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

so i just read tonight earhquakes in new zealand, indonesia and japan? :(


maybe the man wasn't so wrong afterall, just off the mark by a few hours :joker:

jee i swear my place shakes sometimes. when will these earthquakes stop :bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Volcano in Iceland and earthquake in New Zealand. RUN FOR COVER.
lol. :hugesmile: :bawling:

[Locke.]

Just been an earthquake in Nottingham

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Arista what would you do if you looked outside your window and someone was being lifted into the sky by some unknown force?

Would you

A) Shout at them and tell them to fight the unknown force
B) Close your curtains and get back to watching your Blu Rays
C) Get your gun from under your bed and shot them in mid air to put them out of their misery
D) Post a topic about it on TIBB

e) "oh **** son it weren't no pile of garbage that **** was real talk.":bawling: :D

[Kerry]

maybe the man wasn't so wrong afterall, just off the mark by a few hours :joker:


Commonly known as - he WAS wrong :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Commonly known as - he WAS wrong :joker:
lol :spin:
I wonder where he is now. I wonder if he'll do any interviews

[Glenn.]

Tornadoes in Kent. Hundreds of them. The air is full of mooing cows.

[Benjamin]

We have lightning here, made me jump. :)

[Twilight]

Its just raining and windy here..

[Kerry]

We have lightning here, made me jump. :)

The wind blew all the bins over here at about half 7. I sh!t a brick :laugh:

[InOne]

Its just raining and windy here..

Welcome back dear

[Twilight]

Hai :3 its been a while lololol