What does UrbanDictionary say about where you live?

[LaLaLand]

Go to HERE (http://www.urbandictionary.com/)
Type in the name of where you live in the search bar.
Copy and paste one of the definitions (funniest).

Here's mine:


Wrexham.

1 "rex" from latin and "ham" from saxon, the name means "King's Town"
2 In reality, the most dirtiest, deprived, ugliest, dangerous and nastiest places I have encountered on the planet (from over thirty countries). In North East Wales, one of the UK's most economically backward areas. Full of chavs, welfare scroungers, honest people desperate to leave, awful buildings and a very corrupt local council. Wrexham is an ideal place to breed BNP sympathy, as now they have moved hundreds of illegal immigrants there. Please, just bomb it. Flat. With napalm. Anthrax. Anything.

Try to think of ten good things about, or from, Wrexham....
No, neither could I.

:laugh3:

[GiRTh]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nottingham

Nottingham
The capital of drunken violence. Go Nottingham!!! Also, the world's greatest city. Unlike Derby
Do you live in Nottingham? I do.


The World's Best City, unfortunately located very close to Derby. Luckily it still manages to stay greatest.

Gun crime capital of the UK. Basically wheras in other cities you need to carry a knife to get any respect in Notingham you nust carry a gun, if not to look cool just for ****ing protection against the twat ass rudeboys. In other words the best god dam city in the world. Also near Ilkeston or Cracktowm UK

LMAO at the Derby bashing. They're a town of sheep shaggers.

[Shaun]

1) A town in south east Devonshire, populated by utter ******* who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end.
Q: "Have you been to Torquay?"
A: "What, you mean that town in south east Devonshire, populated by utter ******* who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end?? No way."

2) A daft little town in the arse-end of nowhere, full of old people. Its inhabitants are known as Turkeys (think about it). Their football team is laughed at by Plymouth Argyle] and embarassingly Exeter City.

:(

[CharlieO]

Singapore:
A country that allows prostitution but doesn't allow oral sex. Now that's ****ed up.

singapore:
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.

Singapore:
a country where you can get penalised for virtually anything,even chewing gums.But otherwise a great place with lots of delicious foods and shopping places.The living conditions aren't too shabby either,if you can stand hot and humid climate that is.

Singapore:
One of the best cities/countries to visit, if not live, in Asia. It's a shame that not as many people do so compared to others in the continent, namely Hong Kong and Tokyo, and other major cities around the world. Very orderly society, to a fault at times. And EVERYTHING works, particularly the infrastructure.

:joker:

[Josy]

Airdrie

A socially deprived town in North Lanarkshire whose population mostly consists of football hooligans, Nazi sympathisers, single mothers and junkies.

I'd rather live in a caravan than in Airdrie


Thats about right :laugh:

[Niamh.]

1. Cork

Co. Cork the biggest County in Ireland. It is in the provence of Munster. People from this county are known to be arrogant and cocky. Indeed they have reason to be. A beautiful county steeped in history, both political and sporting. The great Michael Collins who fought and won independance for 26 of the 32 counties of Ireland came from Cork. Cork also have won 30 All-Ireland titles in the Irish sport of Hurling and add to that 6 in Gaelic Football. Cork only second to Co. Galway in beauty and greatness.

[CharlieO]

1. Cork 165 up, 51 down


Co. Cork the biggest County in Ireland. It is in the provence of Munster. People from this county are known to be arrogant and cocky. Indeed they have reason to be. A beautiful county steeped in history, both political and sporting. The great Michael Collins who fought and won independance for 26 of the 32 counties of Ireland came from Cork. Cork also have won 30 All-Ireland titles in the Irish sport of Hurling and add to that 6 in Gaelic Football. Cork only second to Co. Galway in beauty and greatness.

Well they got that right. :laugh2:

[MTVN]

The ones for Bristol are pretty crap tbh

One of the UK's largest Cities and is apparently famous for being lively and hectic. However Chavs infested much of the south, but fortuneatly the previous governments have built a river (known as the Avon) which is successful in separating Chavs from the rest of the City. Although recent alarmingly large groups of emo's and emo-skaters have popped up in the rest of the City. But asides from that, it nice.

Bristol...yes, Bristol...no

[Niamh.]

Well they got that right. :laugh2:

ah, don't be mean to poor Stu

[Vicky.]

chester-le-street 20 up, 12 down

****ty town full of fat, smelly charvers.
Most teenager in chester-le-street are pregnant.


:laugh2:

[Stu]

I prefer our Uncyclopedia wan http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cork

[Ramsay]

uncyclopedia is serios :laugh:

[KG.]

1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.

2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.

3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
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A place full of Chavs, chav shops and a general **** hole on the East of Suffolk. Has a major international port. Used to be a big holiday resort town. By the beach.

:joker:

[Ninastar]

The spa town in the north of yorkshire. rather wealthy and pretty. contains a vast amount of townies/trendies, a few (posh) chavs, and secretive goths/moshers who only come out at night. is home to the valley gardens which, by day, is a nice place to relax and have fun in the park, but by night, is very dark and you are more likely to get raped or stabbed than to have a nice time in there.

Harrogate is a spa town near Leeds situated in North Yorkshire. When Harrogate is brought up in a conversation, people usually think of posh, stuck-up rich bastards that think they're super awesome with their Jack Wills clothes and Pandora bracelets. However, the majority of Harrogatians are fairly decent people. The Harrogate accent is bland and not instantly recognisable. The town used to be considered one of the top ten places to live in England for it's pretty much dead nightlife and beautiful gardens. Around a quarter of the town's population are merely wannabe goths and emos. Almost everyone else is a chav. However people may ****-talk Harrogate, it is a truly wonderful place to be.

WARNING: Watch out for gay rapists in Valley Gardens at night. Just sayin'.

the thing about the hoodies and bracelets is so true, i have both :sad:

[GiRTh]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nottingham#Gun_Culture

LMAO@ The people of Nottingham play Grand Theft Auto in the street.

[Stu]

Oh Encyclopedia Dramatica is x100 times better but it tends to have less topics.

Check out the entry for Germany :

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Germany

[Niamh.]

I prefer our Uncyclopedia wan http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cork

:laugh3:

[Josy]

Searched uncyclopedia for Airdrie, and the only result was this

Buckfast
Over 70% of worldwide Buckfast sales are made in the Buckfast Triangle, the area of Central Scotland which is the towns of Airdrie, Coatbridge and Cumbernauld and everywhere in between.

:laugh:

[Braden]

A most peculiar place in the British Midlands, in the form of a town with a population of around 60,000.
Ranked as the 9th worst town in Britain, you should be wary when you come here. For Corby is home to a strange people known as the townie, or "oh-ya-dick". These people must be treated with caution.

They are ommonly wearing: Lonsdale, Adidas, Nike, McEnzie, Burberry and Yankees clothing.

Commonly saying: "oh ya rat", or "c'mere ya dick", or "what'ya chattin' about?"

Commonly found: Outside McDonalds, newsagents and generally roaming the streets in large numbers.

Oh well. We have an Asda, and lots of factories. Why not come visit? I'll make you a nice cup of tea.

It's scary how true it is. :p

[BOOSH]

Pontypridd 10 up, 18 down
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A town in South Wales 30 mins from the Capital Cardiff home town of Ton Jones, Stereophonics,lost profits and some dude from the clash neither of which has been back since becoing famous apart Tom who done a gig for his 63nd birthday in the local park which cost £35 a ticket there's nothing in Ponty but shoe shops and pubs so its not suprising it s got high umemployment and (Yep!) the locals got nothing else better to do but get pissed up (THIS HAHA, YEP) drunked up and scrap most of the problems are caused by valley commando's who live in the surounding valleys around ponty the term given to this is the commandos are out on tour they normanly be found out on tour either its Giro day or just been down AKA just got out of prison most commonly the HMP parc in bridgend or USK for the ones under 18 if your unlucky enough to end up in a pub in ponty on the weekend remember keep bank notes well hidden do not make any eye contact with anyone u might get met with ar eu looking at me but and get your face filled you may spot the CCTV system through out ponty and might be fooled into thinking the police respsoned incidents they see typically the police will watch it from the comfort of their police control room and turn up after if your a girl drinking in ponty dont drink pnts dont put your drinks down otherwise u end up date rape and they send pciture back to yor home address of it p's beware of the road driver are commonly drunk, stoned or stole the car or just dont have a licence in the first place

Im off to pontypridd i'd better get my conbat outfit on and sharpen and oil my flick knife

pontypridd is known locally as the warsone



Lmaooooo!!

[Smithy]

lancaster 113 up, 65 down
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Lancaster is a wonderful, friendly historic town in Lancashire, England. It's worth noting that Lancashire is named after Lancaster, and that Lancaster was an ancient kingdom. If you've heard of The War Of The Roses, well, the Kingdom of Lancaster was part of that.
People in Lancaster are nice and tolerant, and this is said to be due to the fact that the town had maintained a large catholic population despite the English Protestant reformation, so it had ~500 years of "multiculturalism". This said though, Lancaster was recently named the city with the least amount of non-whites in the UK, with less than 1% of its population being non-white. Racism does not seem to be an issue though.
Overall, Lancaster seems to be a place where people are relatively affluent and well-educated. That said, as with most English towns and cities, it has its share "townies" and hipsters. The townies and hipsters seem to have an enmity between them, but are still civil to each other.
Oh, and as for soaping the fountain just prior to the 21st of August 2005, we did that! A kid I knew who came from Morecambe poured a couple of 1L bottles from Wilko's into the fountain and it was a blast! Hilarious! Sooo funny!
Everyone there seemed to have fun that afternoon; you should've thrown someone in!
And last but not least, I should mention I had nothing to do with soaping the fountain today!

N'aww http://oi54.tinypic.com/rm5w6q.jpg

[InOne]

A northern town full of *****, chavs, real men, hard bastards, murders and frequent riots

[Niall]

Romford 93 up, 18 down
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Has an Essex postcode, but situated in the London Borough of Havering since 1965. Many large retail outlets but too many pubs.

Drunken violence is a common feature on the streets of Romford.
You going down Romford mate?

Sounds about right hehe.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

st helens

A small town in the North West, which has an consistant increase of chavs in the population. These scum tend to go schools like Cowley and De La Salle, and love to wear cheap jewelery from Argos, such as sovereigns and silver chains. St Helens is also the second worst place in the UK for underage pregnancies. Almost everyoe is related too, other than Christopher Moorst. There many celebrities at St Helens, such as Johnny Wellyman and Joey Bogroll.
"I hate that small town St Helens, it is full of ballbag chavs."

true

[Niall]

Omg lawl. http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/London

[Corkie]

Newcastle

Suprisingly diverse and cosmopolitan city in the far north of England, also home of Viz comic which reflects the rich slang and drunkenness this city has bestowed.


Newcastle Brown ale was specially imported by Clint Eastwood due to the fact it's so awesome. And if it's good enough for cowboys, it's good enough for you.

The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back

Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me **** and we all got pished and were sick

[Harry!]

Our ones are horrible

Portsmouth is a small farming town in Hampshire. The locals dress like scarecrows, speak in a strange Romany-influenced rural dialect, and are known as worzels or carrot crunchers.

Portsmouth is where the carrot-crunching worzels live, oohhh arrrhh.


The biggest ****hole in the UK. Full of Skate and the place smells of nats piss and fish (Grimbsy pales into comparison compared to Port****hole).

Relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. Common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee's will be relegated back down where they belong.

[SiaSiaSia]

Colchester 44 up, 3 down

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The oldest recorded town in England.
The Roman Wall in Colchester needs urgent funding.


HOW BORING IS THAT

[Princess]

1.Greystones

Small, seaside town in County Wicklow. Well known to house less thieving scumbags than surrounding areas. Thank God.

Greystones is the ****ing ****.

I didn't think they'd have my town at all! That's the only one.

[ILoveTRW]

Makes Compton look like Disney Land.

[CaraRawr]

St. Albans

a proper ghetto town in hertfordshire wid drive-bys and ****, der is turf wars and everything.

STA

Nickname for the rural village of st albans, near London.

The agricultural people of this minor village call it STA for short.
Do not trespass on their land. THEY WILL SHOOT YOU and chase you down in their horse and cart, except for at night, where they cant see because they have not been supplied with the blessing of electricity.

[King Gizzard]

Most probably something about being inbred on a farm by the seaside

[King Gizzard]

Lowestoft: the most easterly point in Britain.

Otherwise known as: **** town or LoweFAIL

A scummy seaside town that was big back in the day (and when i say that, i mean 1890) LOL. The town centre is a breeding ground for the local chavs and teenage mothers and as you venture out into the depths of north and south lowestoft, you hit the little crime-filled ****holes that are the 'Whitton' estate and Hollingsowrth Road estate. The main 3 High Schools; Bejamin Britten, Denes and Kirkley have all recieved tremendously low marks in Ofsted reports. The local 'nightlife' can only be described as 'bleak' - Notleys & 'HushHush' are filled with underage boys and girls with only one thing on their mind. I would advise anyone NOT to visit this place, unless you are incredibly low on funds or have nowhere better to go. seriously.
whats that place thats really bad?
"oh thats lowestoft?"



Nice.

[Lee.]

Pfft.. most of this is obviously written by tinky Falkirk fans.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=dunfermline

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bumping this :amazed:

st.Helens may be one of the biggest **** holes in england holding the highest, incest, stabbing, murder rate, but ask yourselves wot is your towns claim 2 fame. At least our glass has the class and our rugby team is one of the best eva. You wish you lived here. You havent lived unless youve bin st.helens.

[Samuel.]

Haywards Heath
The place to be in mid sussex. Full of gypsies and battys.

:suspect:

[Jessica.]

Limerick

Nickname: Stab City, given to it by Dubliners.

County in Ireland. Has an extremely bad reputation because of crime rates. You'd have to be 8 ft tall and 22stone armed with knives and guns to walk around the Southill area after 9.00pm.
Don't leave your car outside your back at ANY hour in the Southill area, as it will surely be stolen.

But is Limerick the worst place to live in Ireland? I DON'T think so.

Why? Because, besides the MANY, many SCUM that live there it's also filled with friendly, up for a laugh people, who could drink you under the table and bring you to the best house party ever. End of!

Limerick: The only place I've ever had a love/hate relationship with.

[Niamh.]

Limerick

hahahahaha

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Fairwater

Suburban ghetto of Cardiff, Wales.
Currently in gang warfare with Ely, a neighbouring suburb.
I went to a friends house in Fairwater once. I noticed a BIG difference to my homeplace, Pontcanna.

Love the fact its not even in cardiff

[Kizzy]

trust me you dont wanna know...bit unfair really :(

[Black Dagger]

Stockport

Stockport may be a ****hole but were ****in better than blackpool and as for liverpool well its full of ****in scouse bastards the twatting tramps. if any of you scuffy fat headed annoyin ****in bell ends ever abuse stockport again im gonna rape your nanna suck a fat one u bastard scousers.

scruffy scouse bastards

I feel so proud :bored:

[Kate!]

St Helens 43 up, 32 down
A small town in the North-West of England. Formerly part of the County of Lancashire, St Helens is now unfortunately part of Merseyside, although remains a quality town. St Helens is heavily criticised by their neighbouring city of Liverpool who remain bitter and obnoxious and only love their own people. Although St Helens is small, there is plenty to do and this attracts people from all over the North-West and further for the excuisite cuisine, quality nightlife and superb shopping. St Helens happens to be the Capital of the World for Glass-Making, aswell as the home of arguably the best Rugby League team in the World, St Helens RLFC. Although many (Widnesians, Warringtons and Wiganers) are quick to make negative comments about St Helens, they must ask themselves what their towns are good for; nothing. They all want to live in St Helens; the home of class.
Scouser1: "****en hate St Helens me Lird!"
Scouser2: "Ahh yeah me to mateee!"
Scouser1: "****en WOOLS! Doin' anyt'n tonight mate?"
Scouser2: "Goin St Helens mate."
Scouser1: "Yeah me too mate."

This is a more flattering version, I found it quite funny. Scott will confirm that St Helens nightlife and shopping is not at like it's portrayed above. I never go into town for a drink, you'd be lucky to come home alive, there's always a kick off, local pubs are much nicer and do great food. Best is the Millhouse, just down the road from me, know the landlords well, and it's very warm and friendly. As for shopping, ha. It's mostly Mobile phone outlets, card shops, charity shops, pound shops and a small M&S, WhSmiths. Woollies has become a 99p store and TGHughes is boarded up. You need to go to Liverpool, Warrington or Manchester's Trafford centre for clothes shopping, it's rubbish here.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg kate my aunt always goes in the millhouse :amazed:

well she did until she was banned do you know her shes called evelyn

edit: deleted surname incase any staceys try to track her down on fb :suspect:

[Gaga86]

Belfast

Capital of " norn iron " very sectarian but it rocks. The walls of the police buildings are 20 feet high with spikes around the top and they drive around in big tanks, the peelers that is. The walls are covered in murals and the people talk their own verson of english. Very poor politiians. Is split into north, south, east and west belfast.Oh yeh and it is the natural habitat for spides and millies.

[nicole_burks]

Fayetteville
A ****hole town in Georgia with nothing to do. I like to call it "Fayettevile".
Guy1: Wanna do something?
Guy2:Like what?
Guy1: we could go to Fayetteville.
Guy2: **** NO! They ain't got **** to do!
fayetteville
ghetto city in metro atlanta
dont **** around in fayetteville my *****

omg :shocked:

[Brother Leon]

Tottenham
The most GRIM part of north london
Where the youth shoot for fun
And the Police have no power against the goons that run the streets.
Known for SHO SHO
TOTNARM
T
T-TOWN
n17 - n15
Dnt f..k with them Tottenham Man ull get rinsed/burst/snubbed/duppied/bodied. etc.

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MO3CroDQ6Ys/Tj5mXCuFyGI/AAAAAAAAHBU/KTYD_DbPQcg/s1600/Tottenham%2Briots%2B3a.jpg
So misunderstood :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

fayetteville HAHAHAHAHA OMG


AHAHHAA

AHAH
AHAHAHHAHA

[nicole_burks]

fayetteville HAHAHAHAHA OMG


AHAHHAA

AHAH
AHAHAHHAHA
i don't get it.

[Locke.]

Doesn't have anything for the town I live in, so I'll just do Liverpool

Liverpool 567 up, 256 down
City in merseyside, north west of england. Great city, lots of things to do. Great nightlife.
'liverpool is great'

Pretty accurate

[Kizzy]

apparently where i live in leeds is full of chavs and bellends well im not a chav, so i must be a...

[Roy Mars III]

Surprisingly all of them seem somewhat postive.

[Marc]

Oxford

english university full of meat-heads and a few actually clever students. the meat-heads (usually public schoolboys with more salmon-pink shirts than brain cells) like to think they're geniuses (not "genii", you conceited idiot) because they go to oxford, failing to realise that this is not much of an achievement in itself. it's what you do there that counts, twat.
Abingdon

possibly the most boring town in britain, despite the historic buildings, since their interest has been cancelled out by the abominable "precinct" a revoltingly seventies concrete structure which smells of B.O on saturdays.

Otherwise known as Scabingdon. Boring dull, lifeless town near oxford. Breeds an especially wierd lot of people.

:laugh2:

[Sam:)]

After 6 days of hard work, God had a few minutes to spare. He looked at all the left over crap from his labours and thought, what the **** am i gonna do wer all this **** thats left over. He gathered it all up and chucked it to the side. Some years later cavemen arrived on the east coast of Ireland in boats made out of tree trunks and found Gods unwanted crap and called it Dublin. Since those days all the human crap produced in Ireland has somehow made its way to Dublin. Today we know this crap as, Dubliners.

How to spot a Dubliner. Copy and paste the following: 33, show it to some one in Dublin and ask them to read it out loud. If they say turty tree then they are indeed the crap God rejected.

Dubliners are usually lazy and ugly. Avoid the "Liberties" at all costs because its full of low life scallies...No on reflection avoid all of Dublin but if you cannot avoid the place you better have all the cash reserves of Fort Knocks in your pocked and be prepared to pay a million times more for stuff than anywhere else in the world.

If you do visit Dublin then remember, the only good Dubliner is a dead Dubliner.
:(

[Mystic Mock]

Tamworth
Town, pop 80,000, 10 miles NE of Birmingham (Brum). ****hole, full of people on the dole. Home to burning cars, 1960's architecture and gatso speed cameras. See also: Vauxhall nova, scally.
Tamworth's full of ****ing scallies driving in Novas

That is nothing like Tamworth.:joker:

Although I live next to an annoying hypocritical bastard of a neighbour.

[Niamh.]

:(

The real capital got a good one :idc:

[Patrick]

Belfast


Capital City Of Northern Ireland

Good Things

Ulster Fries.
Limited street crime.
Norn Iron accents.
Where The Titanic Was Built.
Drinking culture.
The take-no-prisoners, take no crap, black sense of humour

Bad Things

Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Celtic.
Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is probably as bad as you've heard it is

[InOne]

That is nothing like Tamworth.:joker:

Although I live next to an annoying hypocritical bastard of a neighbour.

Isn't that where Fabulous Faye is from?

[Locke.]

Belfast

What a horrible bastard that person is that wrote the top reason for bad things

[Mystic Mock]

Isn't that where Fabulous Faye is from?

Yes she's from Tamworth,i've never met her though and never wish to.:joker:

[Ramsay]

Not there so i checked uncyclopedia instead

Sligo is a dimensional anomaly in the West of Ireland, created by Cromwell due to complaints from Hell about overcrowding. The place could almost be labelled as a paradox, as nobody really wants to be there, but those that remain are directly proportional to those who opt to get the **** out, who are in turn proportional to the hapless idiots and refugees who choose to move there. This creates a sort of static flux which is best left unthought-about. Sligo is also the worlds no#1 producer of umbrellas for cocktails and sligo is also known to be the place where Peter Scanlon created the world's first deck of cards
Geography

Sligo is situated between insurmountable mountain ranges and an ocean, to prevent the risk of further infection. Unfortunately, Leitrim, Roscommon and Mayo have succumbed in varying degrees to the general crappiness that pervades Sligo and it's locales.


Culture

Sligo is a town with many strange customs, including a vibrant gambling scene. One of the more popular games consists of either parting with a Euro, getting a Stanley knife in the ribs, or both. This, along with other activities such as the 'Cranmore Walk'

Brilliant lol

[InOne]

Yes she's from Tamworth,i've never met her though and never wish to.:joker:

I'm sure she thinking the same :idc: She's far too good for common Tammy folk now

[Mystic Mock]

I'm sure she thinking the same :idc: She's far too good for common Tammy folk now

Yeah that's why she couldn't even beat Louise in an eviction vote.:joker:

[Chuck]

Higienópolis and Pacaembu: Quarters of the declining Brazilian elite. The inhabitants are grandsons of the barons of the coffee(who ****ed the african slaves and never paid the italians for the work.) Nowadays, although they don't have a ****ing ****, apart from the property, they still pose as rich people. Higienopolis that is also known as the Jewish neighborhood, it has more jews/m² than Israel. Those are the quarters more envied by the inhabitants of the Jardins.

:laugh2:

[Andrew.]

Shrewsbury

A town located in MA, very near worcester. Complete suburbian hell, filled with rich snobby white kids and about 5 black kids. Aka : The Bury.
Most children from "The bury" are either total preps or are white kids trying to be black and thuggish.
The Shrewsbury highschool club of black history has about 3 black kids, and 30 white kids in it.

:joker:

[SharkAttack]

Seattle
1. The Greater Seattle Area (including the east side) is home to Bill Gates, Starbucks, the Mariners, and Bungie (the makers of Halo), and Microsoft (the sole pioneers in the blue screen and the creators of the Xbox).

2. The fittest city in America

3. One of the smartest Cities in America
Seattle is the Emerald city.

Everything is correct except for number 2 and number 3. lol. Mostly, the idiots without an umbrella complain about the rain and everyone is a hippie.

[Mystic Mock]

:joker:

I've been to Shrewsbury and that is so true.:joker:

[Bollo]

An amazing town on the South Coast of England with the best night-life in the UK and the second best beaches (after Poole).
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.

Londoner: "Bournemouth is so borin' blud"
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"

Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "**** off and sunbathe on some stones."

[Livia]

My village is listed as "undefined - yet". Well they got that right. So I put in where I come from:

Area of East London - more famous for it's classic football team, known as 'The Hammers' and 'The Irons', as there was once the Thames Ironworks there. The badge shows a castle with crossed hammers across it. Also a popular tattoo! Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and The Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Boleyn Ground).

I've corrected the terrible spelling... typically.

[Black Dagger]

Yeah that's why she couldn't even beat Louise in an eviction vote.:joker:

Yeah, that tends to happen when all her modelling agency was voting for the boring bitch and a betting surge kicked in. Faye was robbed.

Anyway, yeah Stockport's definition >

[Mystic Mock]

Yeah, that tends to happen when all her modelling agency was voting for the boring bitch and a betting surge kicked in. Faye was robbed.

Anyway, yeah Stockport's definition >

I suppose you have a point.:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Urban Dictonaried my name out of curiosity, look what is says

(Salman) This name originates from the ancient Hebrew word "Sal" which literally means sexy-genius. Thus the term Sal-man is used to describe a man of such character. In the modern day it is used as a name for a man with chiselled good looks and great intellect. It is also widely known that Salman is sweet, sensible, and sensitive. The kinda guy you would wana spend eternity with and never get bored. Someone you would love to your hearts content and more. Some scholars also use the word "Salman" for the feeling of being in love.

:lovedup:

[InOne]

Yeah that's why she couldn't even beat Louise in an eviction vote.:joker:

Scatty Lou had the gerodie vote. And your "lord" seems smitten enough with her.

[RichardG]

A small town in the North West, which has an consistant increase of chavs in the population. These scum tend to go schools like Cowley and De La Salle, and love to wear cheap jewelery from Argos, such as sovereigns and silver chains. St Helens is also the second worst place in the UK for underage pregnancies. Almost everyoe is related too, other than Christopher Moorst. There many celebrities at St Helens, such as Johnny Wellyman and Joey Bogroll.
"I hate that small town St Helens, it is full of ballbag chavs."

:joker: it's kind of true though tbh :bawling:

[fruit_cake]

Seattle
1. The Greater Seattle Area (including the east side) is home to Bill Gates, Starbucks, the Mariners, and Bungie (the makers of Halo), and Microsoft (the sole pioneers in the blue screen and the creators of the Xbox).

2. The fittest city in America

3. One of the smartest Cities in America
Seattle is the Emerald city.

Everything is correct except for number 2 and number 3. lol. Mostly, the idiots without an umbrella complain about the rain and everyone is a hippie.

I've been to Seattle, what a lovely city!

[Livia]

Urban Dictonaried my name out of curiosity, look what is says

(Salman) This name originates from the ancient Hebrew word "Sal" which literally means sexy-genius......
:lovedup:

The Hebrew word 'sal' means 'basket'. If only 'man' was Hebrew for 'case'...

Kidding, honest. Although not about the 'basket' bit.

[armand.kay]

My town is not listed so here is ESSEX :)


Hell on earth, where soft southern big mouths either kick people in in packs of five on one, or phone the police if you beat them.
Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their ****** children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.
"Essex I believe is hell on earth, Chelmsford is perhaps the most stupid and dullest place on the face of the planet"
William Shakespear
:joker:

[armand.kay]

I also did my name.

very fun,you can always trust him,he tends to be good looking,funny,nice,likes to party alot with there friends,when they have a best friend they stay friends for life they tend to only have one best friend but lots of other friends but mostly one best friend.
:evilgrin:


. Armand is defined in the spanish dictionary as a person who is annoying and often referred to as a piece of poo that won't flush.
2. The coolest of cool people to ever touch the face of the earth.
1. Stop being an Armand!
2. Wow, I wish I was an Armand.
:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

The Hebrew word 'sal' means 'basket'. If only 'man' was Hebrew for 'case'...

Kidding, honest. Although not about the 'basket' bit.

Urban Dictionary > Livia ;)

[Livia]

Urban Dictionary > Livia ;)

LOL... can't argue with that.

[Me. I Am Salman]

So this is going to be me when I grow up?
http://www.warrencampdesign.com/fisher/july11/images/basketSeller.jpg
:bawling:

[Livia]

Well, it's good to have something to aspire to!