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Ninastar
19-05-2011, 04:34 PM
i know there is like 200 threads on this but i cba to find one

"VERRY SAD STORIIIIII!!!!!
boi: y r u crying?!?!!??
grl: i fink im pregnunt :(
boi: ok I pull ow willy stp u get pregnunt
BOI PULL HIZ WILLY OFF 2 STP HIZ BRD GETTIN PREGGURZ
girl: I LUV U /333333333333333333333333333
DIS IS TRU LUV!"

Today, I was shopping with my daughter. I am 17, she is 2. A woman came up and said;; "its a shame to see young girls having kids. Poor thing, she will never have a good life." I had no idea what to say. She was wrong, and I could not believe some stranger said that. Then my daughter Charlie goes: "I love my mommy" The woman was stunned and walked away.

I'm sorry I'm not skinny enough so you can see my ribs.
I'm sorry my boobs aren't big enough.
I'm sorry I'm not fake.
I'm sorry I'm not pretty.
But most of all, I'm sorry you can't accept me for who I am.

I actually want to be...

kissed in the rain.
held when i cry.
his first text message.
grabbed around the waist and kissed on the cheek.
my hand held by his hand.
told he loves me when he really means it.
this first thing he thinks of when he wakes up,
and the last thing on his mind when he goes to sleep.
IM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH, BUT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, SO IT WOULDN'T HURT.




those types make me ashamed to have a facebook account
InOne
19-05-2011, 04:57 PM
They are awful :bored: And once someone likes one of them it sets off a chain reaction so it rapes the feed with people liking the same thing
CharlieO
19-05-2011, 05:01 PM
Has anyone else heard of this australian craze 'planking'. The boys at my school think they are so cool for doing it and its the lamest thing I think I've ever seen.
Ninastar
19-05-2011, 05:10 PM
^ never heard of it, what is it?
CharlieO
19-05-2011, 05:15 PM
When idiots take a picture of themselves lying down on objects.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01896/plank_1896293c.jpg
Ninastar
19-05-2011, 05:23 PM
oh my god. yes I have seen people doing that. its so annoying its like oh wow, you is badman
no, **** off!
MTVN
19-05-2011, 06:22 PM
Nah that Extreme Lying Down thing is amazing :D

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/228060_208380315869153_100000915573389_586422_4045 207_n.jpg
Marsh.
19-05-2011, 07:06 PM
The "Save Big Brother" ones were awful last year.
hannah.
19-05-2011, 07:50 PM
the first one is a joke taking the piss out of ones like it I think. but the baby one is so baaaaad
Ninastar
19-05-2011, 08:00 PM
the first one is a joke taking the piss out of ones like it I think. but the baby one is so baaaaad

I think its a piss take too but I have seen groups like it in the past
Smithy
19-05-2011, 08:17 PM
twitter >
Niall
19-05-2011, 08:19 PM
twitter >

You don't even have Facebook. Kmt.
GypsyGoth
19-05-2011, 08:21 PM
tumblr>
Niall
19-05-2011, 08:22 PM
tumblr>

:worship:
Smithy
19-05-2011, 08:25 PM
You don't even have Facebook. Kmt.

I don't have Aids either, doesn't mean I don't know its **** to have
GypsyGoth
19-05-2011, 08:28 PM
I don't have Aids either, doesn't mean I don't know its **** to have

:laugh2:
Ninastar
19-05-2011, 08:31 PM
twitter >

tumblr>

get out!!!!1
GypsyGoth
19-05-2011, 08:32 PM
*leaves thread*

:p
Ninastar
19-05-2011, 08:34 PM
and stay out
Shaun
19-05-2011, 08:34 PM
I generally use Tumblr and Twitter more nowadays but I don't think either of them are any good at keeping in touch with friends / even socialising at all.
Niall
19-05-2011, 10:47 PM
I don't have Aids either, doesn't mean I don't know its **** to have

:sad:

*Goes and cries in a corner* :bawling:
Benjamin
19-05-2011, 10:57 PM
Planking is so 2 years ago. Do people still do that?
Shaun
19-05-2011, 10:59 PM
I've never heard of it :conf2:
MTVN
19-05-2011, 11:04 PM
I didnt know it was called planking, this is the page where I first heard about it - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Extreme-Lying-Down/130116024972
Benjamin
19-05-2011, 11:11 PM
I didnt know it was called planking, this is the page where I first heard about it - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Extreme-Lying-Down/130116024972

Yeah that's how I first knew it, then last year people were calling it planking. They need to get a life and/or a proper hobby. :bored:
hannah.
20-05-2011, 09:52 PM
and stay out

oh I wish we still had karma purely for this. for some reason I read this and actually lold, me and my bf are in the middle of am argument and he gave me THE dirtiest look. obj caty I've missed you and your crazy ways
Ninastar
20-05-2011, 09:54 PM
aww thank you, i've missed you too, even though i find you kinda scary
hannah.
20-05-2011, 10:04 PM
why?!
Ninastar
20-05-2011, 10:05 PM
i dont actually know, im sure it will change within a few days. I used to be scared of Shaun too, but thats probably because he told me to go die. :sad:
i dont blame him though, i was a total troll
hannah.
20-05-2011, 10:08 PM
I never told you to die or anything of the sort though!
Ninastar
20-05-2011, 10:09 PM
thats true, I thought you used to hate me though, i think thats it
hannah.
20-05-2011, 10:18 PM
nope. you're silly
Ninastar
20-05-2011, 10:19 PM
woo
Shaun
20-05-2011, 10:54 PM
go die caitlin :bored:

-feels genuinely awful for ever saying that-
hannah.
20-05-2011, 10:57 PM
Shaun you are horrid. you used to be nasty to me and accused me of having red eye the other day. you're an yndtppabjr (that's how I just typed unstoppable and my phone didn't even TRY to correct it) NONSTER (monster)
hannah.
20-05-2011, 10:58 PM
hahahahahaha I've just realised how offensive nonster is if you say it aloud! -scurries off to drunk thread-
Ninastar
20-05-2011, 11:00 PM
go die caitlin :bored:

-feels genuinely awful for ever saying that-

pmsl, aww i'll take that as an apology. but I deserved it, it was a nice wake up call
Novo
20-05-2011, 11:01 PM
The awkward moment one's
hannah.
20-05-2011, 11:07 PM
inappropriat'e apostrophe o'n'e's'''''''''''''
hannah.
20-05-2011, 11:08 PM
and nonsensical sentence alpaca
Shaun
20-05-2011, 11:09 PM
Shaun you are horrid. you used to be nasty to me and accused me of having red eye the other day. you're an yndtppabjr (that's how I just typed unstoppable and my phone didn't even TRY to correct it) NONSTER (monster)

:nono: I explained to you via PM i meant everyone in general not you LOL

and I'm horrid to everyone.
Novo
20-05-2011, 11:22 PM
inappropriat'e apostrophe o'n'e's'''''''''''''

do'n't b'e s'o b'lood'y stupi'd o'kay?
hannah.
20-05-2011, 11:26 PM
o'K cat bag running
Ninastar
20-05-2011, 11:33 PM
"The awkward moment when someone's zipper is undone & you don't know how to tell them because you can't explain why you were looking." is so true though
Novo
20-05-2011, 11:37 PM
" The Awkard moment when Locke posts a picture of some Ugly Mong in the Hot Girl thread "
hannah.
21-05-2011, 12:59 AM
Caty you'll love this one: http://www.15696.quotesspot.info/
Scarlett.
21-05-2011, 11:04 AM
Didn't someone die while planking? lmao

Found the story lol
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/16/planking-death-australian-prime-minister
Ninastar
21-05-2011, 11:13 AM
Caty you'll love this one: http://www.15696.quotesspot.info/

*feels bad but lmfao*
Didn't someone die while planking? lmao

Found the story lol
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/16/planking-death-australian-prime-minister

*reads*
Ninastar
21-05-2011, 11:14 AM
thats kinda sad
Ninastar
23-05-2011, 06:53 PM
-grumbles-

Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO
Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy : NO
. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy : I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
Boy : Stay with me.
Girl : I will.
Novo
23-05-2011, 07:04 PM
David made that one

Big Poofter
Locke.
23-05-2011, 07:21 PM
I have only ever made one group

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=300075805134