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Shaun
21-05-2011, 05:07 PM
but 13 by vending machines.

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Jords
21-05-2011, 05:09 PM
How? :joker:

Novo
21-05-2011, 05:10 PM
Surely Sharks kill more then 5 people a year.. i have never believed that one :crazy:

Shaun
21-05-2011, 05:12 PM
How? :joker:

people shaking them and the machine falling on them I guess :shrug:

CharlieO
21-05-2011, 05:13 PM
More people get killed by falling coconuts as well. Its actually true, sharks don't attack very much.

Niall
21-05-2011, 05:17 PM
:laugh3:

Vicky.
21-05-2011, 05:23 PM
Surely Sharks kill more then 5 people a year.. i have never believed that one :crazy:

They dont, they dont like how we taste so usually if they have a bite, they will leave you alone after that :D

Novo
21-05-2011, 05:24 PM
You haven't seen Deep Blue Sea

Vicky.
21-05-2011, 05:25 PM
You haven't seen Deep Blue Sea

Thats one of my fave films actually :nono:

Jords
21-05-2011, 05:25 PM
Id be very disappointed if I was killed by a falling coconut..

Z
21-05-2011, 05:26 PM
Ever since I was a little boy, I have had a grave fear of vending machines. I don't stay in enclosed spaces around them. Once when I was around 9 years old, a vending machine brushed past my leg menacingly while I was trying to partake in a game of basketball, and I knew then that the brush with death I had just experienced would stay with me for life.


Never forget.

Z
21-05-2011, 05:27 PM
Every time I hear the chinking noise of 5ps knocking together, I shudder a little.

GypsyGoth
21-05-2011, 07:21 PM
Bullets kill even more people.

Novo
21-05-2011, 07:23 PM
Knifes do as well believe it or not

Z
21-05-2011, 07:24 PM
I have in fact heard that disease is a major cause of death around the world.

Benjamin
22-05-2011, 01:17 AM
More people get killed by falling coconuts as well. Its actually true, sharks don't attack very much.

They have warning signs under or near the trees telling people not to sit there, as people tend to rest/nap there in the shade out of the heat of the sun and then get killed by a falling coconut. One of the funniest signs I have seen. :hugesmile:

Shaun
22-05-2011, 01:22 AM
I have in fact heard that disease is a major cause of death around the world.

don't **** around with me greg, this is serious

Novo
22-05-2011, 11:19 AM
Yes Greg you have took this to far

Stu
22-05-2011, 11:25 AM
They don't call Marihuana the 'Assasin Of Youth' for nothing. ***** you're vending machines.

'Conor
22-05-2011, 11:26 AM
only 5 :shocked: thought it would be way more!