Housemates Epitaphs

[Warmtoe]

It might seem a little early - but if you had to write an epitaph for each of the housemates what would they be?

I'm going to start with an easy one:-

Shahbaz: "Gays are different"

[THE_JUNK_MAN]

Ask me in a week or so and I will let you know...little bit early for me...lol