Texts from Last Night

[Glenn.]

I see this on the Graham Norton show tonight. A website where people upload texts they have sent or received whilst out drunk.

Here's the link (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/)


Upload the ones that tickle you.

[Ramsay]

for texts that are sent while drunk they are all spelt brilliantly

[Glenn.]

and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

:joker:

[Vicky.]

I'm ****ed up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

Looks like something I would send when out :laugh:

[Smithy]

I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

lmfao so funny

[Glenn.]

had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.

:laugh3:

my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...

:joker:

[Glenn.]

She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.

(717):

I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
:shocked:

:joker:


I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.


(323):

You got in a fight last night?
(818):

Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323):

Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?