Britains Got Talent (Monday 30-5) with Simon Cowell 7:30PM & 9:30PM ITV1

[arista]

First of the Semi Finals
8 of 13.

1st show 7:30PM - 9PM
Results show 9:30PM -10PM

And Simon is reported to be on
this Live show.



Also on ITV1HD



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[Mr XcX]

Looking forward to it.

[Jords]

Forget this was on all week, w00p

[arista]

Forget this was on all week, w00p

Yes Every Night
2 shows

[seanraff07]

Haven't really watched much of this but shall be tuning in for all the live shows.

[Callum]

It makes me laugh how much ITV are bigging up "The Return of Simon Cowell" :laugh:

[abbey97]

There has been too many dog acts put through to the semis!

[GypsyGoth]

There has been too many dog acts put through to the semis!

They annoy me :cloud:

[arista]

It makes me laugh how much ITV are bigging up "The Return of Simon Cowell" :laugh:



Well King Simon has many other Shows
and a Political Show still to start
on ITV1.


So they see the Power he has
Worldwide.

[abbey97]

They annoy me :cloud:

After last years show Simon said that he would like to see a dog act win, so they've just put the dog acts through to keep him satisfied:shocked:

[arista]

On Now

[Callum]

Well King Simon has many other Shows
and a Political Show still to start
on ITV1.


So they see the Power he has
Worldwide.

Yeah I know but the way ITV have gone on about his return is laughable.

Anyone know who's singing on the results show?

[Doogle]

Simon, no1curr.

(first time I've ever used that :L )

[seanraff07]

It's much better when Simon's there.

[seanraff07]

Yeah I know but the way ITV have gone on about his return is laughable.

Anyone know who's singing on the results show?

Probably someone that done well on BGT a previous year.

[abbey97]

It would be so much better if Simon replaced David!

[GypsyGoth]

Where's Simon?? :bawling:

[arista]

King Simon Enters

[Doogle]

This is pathetic. :bored:

[seanraff07]

LOL @ the big entrance

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

ooh simon you sexy evil, ruthless, egotistical dick you :amazed:

[abbey97]

King Simon Enters

To such a cringy song!

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Dec, was that a jab at the cheryl thing?

Cheryl will have your head dec

[arista]

To such a cringy song!



Yes its a Piss Take.

[Callum]

Simon's entrance was way OTT

[Doogle]

His left hand?! So he's left handed... probably talking about Girls Roc.

[seanraff07]

Should be interesting to see what Simon thinks of all the acts.

[arista]

Dec, was that a jab at the cheryl thing?

Cheryl will have your head dec



Yes The ITV2 presenter
claims he will ask him Direct.

But of course King Simon is aware of his Question.

[abbey97]

Simon looks tranced!

[arista]

Should be interesting to see what Simon thinks of all the acts.



I think King Simon
will be harder on some
showing his own Views.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Who are these extras from Christina's not myself video?

[King Gizzard]

This is hardly ''talent'' is it?

[Doogle]

I hate sluts. :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

This isn't that good.

[King Gizzard]

BORING. No chance.

[abbey97]

This is hardly ''talent'' is it?

Most of it was out of time

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Yes The ITV2 presenter
claims he will ask him Direct.

But of course King Simon is aware of his Question.

Juicy. Can't wait :devil:

So this means that dec and ant are 2 people Cheryl stepped on during her rise and they couldn't be happier to watch her fall? lol :D

[seanraff07]

Nothing special there

[seanraff07]

I think King Simon
will be harder on some
showing his own Views.

Yep, I hope so

[Ninastar]

hot but boring

[Callum]

So boring

[King Gizzard]

Trust him to like it

[abbey97]

Calm down Simon

[arista]

Simon looks tranced!


Hot Women and Raw Fire
does that.

[Callum]

Simon is such a crap judge these days

[Doogle]

Yeah the Queen would love this

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I'm not sure Hoff is enjoying being 4th fiddle. :( Aw Hoff :( Don't worry Simon would never pull a Cheryl on you though bwhuahahaha :amazed:

[seanraff07]

Only one act in the first ****ing part!

[Doogle]

Break already?!?!?!?!?!?!?1

[arista]

Simon is such a crap judge these days

Give him a chance
he has just popped back from America
who push harder.

[Doogle]

He'll love Ronan no doubt.

[hotleggs]

simon is getting a fat american face

[Callum]

Give him a chance
he has just popped back from America
who push harder.

He was like it on the last season of X Factor too.

[King Gizzard]

Ronan wasn't even that good, it's just cause hes a small kid who cried. Thousands of kids in stage school who have as good a voice.

[hotleggs]

He'll love Ronan no doubt.

wonder if his virgin brother will be there too .lollllll

[Jords]

Girls Roc have gotten better + sexier but about 3/4 in it got boring..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

He was like it on the last season of X Factor too.
It's true that Simon seemed to have lost his honesty touch in last years x factor but hopefully working with paula again will give him his mojo back

[Jords]

rofl at Ant + Dec's dig at Simon about their accents at the start!

[Doogle]

Ronan wasn't even that good, it's just cause hes a small kid who cried. Thousands of kids in stage school who have as good a voice.

:worship:

[abbey97]

Ugh, a couple of dancing dogs.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh not a bloody dog act :bawling:

[seanraff07]

Here we go :bored:

[Callum]

I hope she's good, I loved her audition.

[Doogle]

It's true that Simon seemed to have lost his honesty touch in last years x factor but hopefully working with paula again will give him his mojo back

Isn't that Cheryl's job?

[hotleggs]

I think Ronan has had a sex change well i seen that coming lollllll

[King Gizzard]

This dog act was sloppy as hell.

[Doogle]

I quite liked her. :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

This is stupid!!

[Doogle]

She's a babe. :love:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Isn't that Cheryl's job?

:nono:


Oh my god dog acts are boring and should be bloody banned :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

Why on earth is she wearing sequins? Draw attention to herself and not the dogs..

[hotleggs]

The lady is boring not the dogs

[Doogle]

Why on earth is she wearing sequins? Draw attention to herself and not the dogs..

At least the dogs aren't wearing sequins. :bored:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

why was the second dog trying to **** her! behave. she clearly stated that that would only be done in private

[seanraff07]

Why go on with dogs, your never going to win!

[Callum]

She was better in her audition

[hotleggs]

Why go on with dogs, your never going to win!

dogs have loads of talent!

[Doogle]

The judges are so **** tonight so far..

[King Gizzard]

Neither of them acts have even a slight chance of getting through

[Callum]

Another break already :rolleyes:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

she is a pretty mama though but comeon mama, how will your kids face going to school on monday!! only thinking of yourself :cloud:

[Doogle]

A break after every act?! WTF.

[seanraff07]

dogs have loads of talent!

But they never get far once the live shows start... you know the people of Britain are ****ing useless when an animal wins the biggest talent show in the UK.

[Callum]

she is a pretty mama though but comeon mama, how will your kids face going to school on monday!! only thinking of yourself :cloud:

I doubt her kids are of an age to be going to school to be honest.

[seanraff07]

This is dire having adverts between every act.

[Jords]

This is dire having adverts between every act.

I know :bawling:

[arista]

A break after every act?! WTF.


A big Amount of Money is in these Shows
The Ads need King Simon.

[seanraff07]

I know :bawling:

It used to be between every 2 acts I think :sad:

[Callum]

Not expecting much from him :rolleyes:

[seanraff07]

Not saw this guy before. Looks like a tosser

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh this is embarassing.

[Doogle]

THIS GUY IS AMAZING. :lovedup:

[Callum]

Awful

[seanraff07]

Good man Simon, good man.

[Doogle]

You guys have no taste. :bored:

[abbey97]

Why did they put this guy through to the SEMIS?!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

what in the bloody hell are amanda and mcytinre waiting for? BUZZ HIM

[King Gizzard]

Amazing!!!!!!!

[seanraff07]

I'm cringing for this erse right now :laugh:

[Callum]

what in the bloody hell are amanda and mcytinre waiting for? BUZZ HIM

Amanda never buzzes, it's pointless having a buzzer in front of her really.

[Doogle]

I'm voting for him. :amazed:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

You guys have no taste. :bored:

It was like your drunk uncle crashing your party

[hotleggs]

But they never get far once the live shows start... you know the people of Britain are ****ing useless when an animal wins the biggest talent show in the UK.

well we are watching a guy right now and he was rubbish so bring back the dogs come on sean agree LOL

[hotleggs]

Amanda never buzzes, it's pointless having a buzzer in front of her really.

she's trying to give them a chance

[seanraff07]

well we are watching a guy right now and he was rubbish so bring back the dogs come on sean agree LOL

Right now I think I would go as far as agreeing with you :whistle:

[abbey97]

she's trying to give them a chance

A chance for what though?

[Doogle]

Amanda never buzzes, it's pointless having a buzzer in front of her really.

She does, but only when everyone else does.

[hotleggs]

Right now I think I would go as far as agreeing with you :whistle:

Good boy

hehe

[Doogle]

This guy's k.

[hotleggs]

A chance for what though?

A chance to show that there rubbish haha

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

gwan my son lol.

[hotleggs]

This guy is the best so far

[King Gizzard]

Why is he doing other peoples work?

Kind of boring

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Amanda never buzzes, it's pointless having a buzzer in front of her really.

she should just share hers with simon and have him make the decisions

[GypsyGoth]

He should have played one thing, instead of a lot of little pieces.

[abbey97]

wow, how many songs does he need to do!

[seanraff07]

He's really good, gets a bit boring after a while though

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why is he doing other peoples work?

Kind of boring
true he should have done some original pieces

[hotleggs]

He needed to make everyone happy :)

[seanraff07]

He's in with a chance of going through I think.

[hotleggs]

Well if he gets thru he is going too get naked well so I hear :)

[Doogle]

If he makes the final I'd like to see something different.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

simon slowly getting his mojo back.

[Callum]

Well if he gets thru he is going too get naked well so I hear :)

Ew how tacky

[King Gizzard]

I don't think people will be rushing to pick up the phone and I kinda think he'll be forgotten. Wasn't as mind blowing as his BGT piece which was totally original

[hotleggs]

I think simon has been playing with his mojo ;)

[Doogle]

DJ Talent! :love:

[MeMyselfAndI]

All acts boring or awful. Best is dogs though

[Doogle]

We're only 3 in. :nono:

Joe is amazing.

[arista]

Yes King Simon
the backing track was mixed wrong
conflicting with his Piano playing

[seanraff07]

DJ Talent! :love:

Britain's got talent it's the DJ Talent :dance:

[hotleggs]

Ew how tacky

wonder if he will do it

LOL

[MeMyselfAndI]

We're only 3 in. :nono:

Joe is amazing.

4 in

[arista]

All acts boring or awful. Best is dogs though


The Dogs are great
but the lady with them
not so good.

[Doogle]

4?! That's how forgettable they all are. :bored:

Who was the 3rd?

[GypsyGoth]

I think simon has been playing with his mojo ;)

:laugh2:

[Callum]

Not expecting much from these

[King Gizzard]

If I wanted to see Karate, I would go to karate class.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

are they REALLY unique, Manda? there's a judo dance act every year

[abbey97]

These two look intresting!

[Doogle]

Don't even remember these!

They're really good.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

careful don't poke your pussies :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

-already forgotten what they did in their act-

[GypsyGoth]

I thought they were going to fight the guys who came on.

[GypsyGoth]

careful don't poke your pussies :bawling:

:laugh3:

[Callum]

Yet another boring act

[seanraff07]

Best so far along with the guy on the Piano.

Thought they could have done a little more though.

[Doogle]

I thought they were brilliant. :amazed:

[King Gizzard]

Movie? don't make me laugh LOL!!!!!

[abbey97]

The poor granddad is being used!

[seanraff07]

The guy that got through for being old :rolleyes:

[abbey97]

Did he just forget to sing:shocked:

[Doogle]

These 2 are my favourites behind Joe.

[King Gizzard]

Surely extras should be banned from BGT

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

really judges? I mean really JUDGES? REALLY? REEEAAALLLLYYYYY???????!!!

[King Gizzard]

rubbish!!! buzz them!

[seanraff07]

That girl reminds me of Pixe Lott

[hotleggs]

:laugh2:

lol

[abbey97]

That girl reminds me of Pixe Lott
The looks, certainly not the voice!

[Ninastar]

awwwww (cringe)

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

SHE BELONGS IN MARBELLA, SINGING ON STAGE WITH JAMES ARGENT!

oops caps lock

[Callum]

Just horrendous

[hotleggs]

The poor granddad is being used!

correct

[seanraff07]

Didn't think the girl was that bad but the old geezer is clueless.

[King Gizzard]

The girl actually looked offended when Hoff said it was about the old man. Come off it love, you were absolutely ****, like you were in the auditions.

[hotleggs]

without ted ... grace is dead

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

they should stop telling people they love it all the time. that's why people come on and do whatever the **** :bawling:

[Callum]

The judges are awful tonight

[abbey97]

Grace looks a bit like Katie Waissel!

[Doogle]

Best act so far. :lovedup:

[Callum]

Grace reminds me of Kimberley who was booted off X Factor first a few years back

[Doogle]

Grace reminds me of Kimberley who was booted off X Factor first a few years back

The one in 2007/2006? -remembers her-

[Callum]

The one in 2007/2006? -remembers her-

Yeah from 2007 I think

[Doogle]

I think she sung It's Raining Men. :joker:

Joe! :love:

[abbey97]

This is what I have been waiting for!

[seanraff07]

Really like this guy, hope he's good again!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

The judges are awful tonight

I think it's because the acts aren't great and they're trying to be nice as well as giving constructive criticism.
Or
they figure if he can fire cheryl he can fire me too so I better behave and they're all stiff :joker:

[hotleggs]

This is what I have been waiting for!

you need 2 get out more then lol

jk

[GypsyGoth]

This should be good :dance:

[Maia]

This guy must win.

[Ninastar]

hes so amazing

[King Gizzard]

again..if I wanted to see this I'd go to a trial bike event..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

not bad but the queen would not give a ****

[Callum]

Bike acts do nothing for me

[seanraff07]

I like this, something a bit more unique than the usual repetitive pish on this.

[GypsyGoth]

again..if I wanted to see this I'd go to a trial bike event..

But the Queen isn't allowed to go to them.

So the act must go to her.

[abbey97]

It is the most unique act so far:D

[King Gizzard]

But the Queen isn't allowed to go to them.

So the act must go to her.


There are Brits 10 times better than this at the world championships, they just don't want to lower themselves to come on stuff like this

[hotleggs]

He gets three k's from me :D

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

simon is appalled by who they have put through so far. right who'd getting fired next?

[Callum]

Another break :rolleyes:

[Stevep]

never noticed it before but Dec messes up a lot of his lines. Stutters quite a bit.

[Jords]

Theres no doubt Joe's got some serious talent and ballz, but I just dont find it very entertaining tbh.. When you first see that kind of act its like WOW, but after its just variation of jumping on different bars on a bike, meh.

The Bruce Sistaz were mental :worship:
I love how their were fast and slow parts mixed together!

[Kerry]

How he controls that bike - amazing

Joe and Paul to go through! Couldn't give a stuff about the Beiber wannabe coming up

[seanraff07]

It's pretty hard for him to vary the stunts he does in a confined area on a stage.

[abbey97]

How he controls that bike - amazing

Joe and Paul to go through! Couldn't give a stuff about the Beiber wannabe coming up

:worship:

[Callum]

Don't like this kid. Haven't liked any of the acts tonight, must be a first.

[Doogle]

Overrated now..

[hotleggs]

Another break :rolleyes:

mabey ant and dec had diarrhoea

[GypsyGoth]

Pushy mum :nono:

[King Gizzard]

Thanks for putting up with my constant moaning tonight. I really shouldn't watch this show.

Little Bieber is average.

He lives about 20 minutes from me though

[abbey97]

He looks 9, not 12

[seanraff07]

Can't be bothered with singers like this, go on X-Factor.

[Callum]

mabey ant and dec had diarrhoea

:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

I bet he will cry.

[Ninastar]

oh my god. this song.

[Callum]

This song is so overplayed

[Doogle]

Average.

Everyones hurling abuse at me for calling him gay. :bored:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

ok he can sing but i'm bored. maybe bgt is past it's sell by date?

[Kerry]

He's had it when his voice breaks

[GypsyGoth]

He should be juggling chainsaws as he sings.

[Doogle]

Hollie all over again. :bored:

nevermind he didnt cry.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

He gets three k's from me :D
kkk?:shocked:

[hotleggs]

Average.

Everyones hurling abuse at me for calling him gay. :bored:

Blame his mother

[Ninastar]

meh

[Callum]

Such a boring performance but he will probably win sadly

[Doogle]

He can't even sing that well. :bored:

If he wins, it's the end of BGT.

[Doogle]

Blame his mother

Oh I do. :laugh:

[Marc]

Terrible.

He doesn't even know what 'love' is.

[hotleggs]

kkk?:shocked:

three k's :) yes

[seanraff07]

Needs to man up.

[Marc]

He should be juggling chainsaws as he sings.

THATS talent!

[Doogle]

Like Adele is watching. :bored:

[Marc]

Screwed when his balls drop!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

three k's :) yes

oooh raaaaaaaaaaaacist!

kidding

are acts coming on every night? surely theres better ahead? I only know the Matrix guy

[Callum]

It's Bob Dylan's song Simon, not Adele's.

[King Gizzard]

**** off Simon it's Bob Dylans song not Adeles

[seanraff07]

He actually looks like a girl.

[hotleggs]

Needs to man up.

Take him boxing and give him a pitbull lol

[Doogle]

Thought he was a girl when I wasn't looking at the screen. :joker:

[seanraff07]

He's getting the biggest cheers as well, feck sake says everything about this show.

[seanraff07]

Take him boxing and give him a pitbull lol

He's in need of a bit of that, badly.

[hotleggs]

oooh raaaaaaaaaaaacist!

kidding

are acts coming on every night? surely theres better ahead? I only know the Matrix guy

I did not even notice sorry

[Jords]

Hes got a good voice but just not my cup of tea..

Bruce Sistaz and Paul to go through!

[abbey97]

My favorite from tonight by far is Joe Oakley!

[seanraff07]

Bruce Sistaz and Joe for me

[King Gizzard]

Stuart Arnold the Arnie guy was the only one that actually entertained me.

[hotleggs]

Ronan is a little will young

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I did not even notice sorry
I was just kidding. lol


Tonights show get's 0.1 point.

[Doogle]

Boring night.

[Callum]

Ronan is a little will young

Connie Talbot was much younger and she came 2nd

[Stevep]

first time i've seen BGT this year and must admit they were all a bit poo! Hopefully there are better acts to come.

[hotleggs]

No .I meant you know the singer will young he's like him

[Jords]

Connie Talbot was much younger and she came 2nd

No .I meant you know the singer will young he's like him

:joker::joker:

[seanraff07]

Back on in 2 mins

[arista]

On Now

[seanraff07]

On now

[abbey97]

How many acts go out?

[seanraff07]

How many acts go out?

Only 2 acts go through each night.