After a long hard think

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I dont actually know if i want go for the audition for Big Brother

After having a long talk to A friend today ive actually thought about how intense it would be.

I honestly think if people dont get me then they will probably think im a phsyco :shocked: But on the other hand they might love me and want me inside them.

What do you think though?

Do the pros outway the cons and could you handle every little nook and cranny of yourself being out there for the world to see.

I seriously have big respect for the ex housemates being brave enough to enter that house....Its a huge deal.

[_Seth]

You're not the type to care what people think of you, though. And sometimes you seriously do come across as a mental psycho. I'm not even joking.

Just do it, though. It'll be an experience of a life time.

Just don't needlessly be a twat and you'll give no-one a reason so seriously hate you.

[Jords]

Yeah I dont think you should audition either :p

[Chuck]

. And sometimes you seriously do come across as a mental psycho. I'm not even joking.



This.
But we need psycho housemates though. :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

I think you should audition Daniel, you seem like lots of fun and you won't be one who goes to bed early. You'd make a good housemate.

[ILoveTRW]

either way you wont get in the house

[Doogle]

I think you should go for it. :joker:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

either way you wont get in the house

This is an actual adult conversation take your spite elsewhere before i cancel the real world.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I think the only reason they were attracted to me is that they want a gay epileptic chav lol

Screams big brother i suppose.

But very exploitive.

[hotleggs]

They want idiots so go for it :D

[Patrick]

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Of course the Pros >>>>>>>>>>>> Cons.

Honestly, you'll be famous - make loads afterwards and all that.

But do what I would do, think of the experience of just being in the house.
You're a massive fan like myself, surely being in the house and just living the whole Big Brother life is more important than what some chavs outside think of you?

If they think you're a dick they'll kick you out and forget about you in a few weeks, if they think you're epic then you'll go down in History as one of the favourites of the new era of Big Brother.

Just imagine sitting in The Diary Room Chair, breathing in the air of a new house, bitching about the sluts in the house, being in the garden, nominating, that feeling on Friday when 2 people you hate are up for eviction and you're not, Meeting me at all the Big Brother meet ups when I become a housemate in BB16.

It's all exciting stuff.
My cousin threw away the chance to be a BB9 Housemate when she was picked, I'm confident you'll get picked - don't be silly like my slag of a cousin was lol.

[Patrick]

I keep imaging you as Nathan Dunn though, if you go in the house do you think you'd be anything like him?

[_Seth]

I think the only reason they were attracted to me is that they want a gay epileptic chav lol

Screams big brother i suppose.

But very exploative.

Oh man I really want you to get in. You said yourself the auditions were a right laugh (or something).

Do not let any doubt show through your audition. A good tip is to specifically say that you want to expose yourself, open yourself up to the UK and share your journey.

[_Seth]

My cousin threw away the chance to be a BB9 Housemate when she was picked, I'm confident you'll get picked - don't be silly like my slag of a cousin was lol.

Really? :shocked: And LOL! :joker:

[hotleggs]

I keep imaging you as Nathan Dunn though, if you go in the house do you think you'd be anything like him?

if he goes in he should go in as *HIM* not nathan

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I keep imaging you as Nathan Dunn though, if you go in the house do you think you'd be anything like him?

I have nothing in my personality that resembles Nathan lol

Completey different.

[Patrick]

Really? :shocked: And LOL! :joker:

Yeah lol
She was picked to enter on Launch Night [no one other than her mum and brother knew] and then at the last minute she dropped out because of fear of being home sick.

And then she was replaced with a stand in [Imagine if that stand in was Rachel Rice :shocked:] quite possible, we always did ask ourselves why they picked someone like Rachel.

Maybe once my Cousin pulled out they were like 'Quick just pick this girl Rachel!'.

But yeah ever since her Brother told me about it, I haven't forgiven her.
I just keep saying to her everytime I see her ':bored: You could of been in the same house as Rex and Stephanie from Big Brother.. you moron.'

Once in a lifetime chance, if my Mum died the day before launch I would still go in - honestly.
if he goes in he should go in as *HIM* not nathan

LOL I know, Nathan was a prat.

Although kudos to him and Rachael, getting married and being together a year - and all of you said they would only last a week.

[_Seth]

I have nothing in my personality that resembles Nathan lol

Completey different.

You're a thug who could easily get violent.

[Patrick]

You're a thug who could easily get violent.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Yeah lol
She was picked to enter on Launch Night [no one other than her mum and brother knew] and then at the last minute she dropped out because of fear of being home sick.

And then she was replaced with a stand in [Imagine if that stand in was Rachel Rice :shocked:] quite possible, we always did ask ourselves why they picked someone like Rachel.

Maybe once my Cousin pulled out they were like 'Quick just pick this girl Rachel!'.

But yeah ever since her Brother told me about it, I haven't forgiven her.
I just keep saying to her everytime I see her ':bored: You could of been in the same house as Rex and Stephanie from Big Brother.. you moron.'

Once in a lifetime chance, if my Mum died the day before launch I would still go in - honestly.

LOL I know, Nathan was a prat.

Although kudos to him and Rachael, getting married and being together a year - and all of you said they would only last a week.

Thats really desperate

No offence but thats not on lol

[_Seth]

Once in a lifetime chance, if my Mum died the day before launch I would still go in - honestly.

You know what yeah? So would I. :joker: :(

[hotleggs]

Yeah lol
She was picked to enter on Launch Night [no one other than her mum and brother knew] and then at the last minute she dropped out because of fear of being home sick.

And then she was replaced with a stand in [Imagine if that stand in was Rachel Rice :shocked:] quite possible, we always did ask ourselves why they picked someone like Rachel.

Maybe once my Cousin pulled out they were like 'Quick just pick this girl Rachel!'.

But yeah ever since her Brother told me about it, I haven't forgiven her.
I just keep saying to her everytime I see her ':bored: You could of been in the same house as Rex and Stephanie from Big Brother.. you moron.'

Once in a lifetime chance, if my Mum died the day before launch I would still go in - honestly.


LOL I know, Nathan was a prat.

Although kudos to him and Rachael, getting married and being together a year - and all of you said they would only last a week.

what nathan and rachel is this ?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

You're a thug who could easily get violent.

I punch above my weight.

I have been in a few fights and have allways got the sh!t kicked out of me.

But atleast i aint a pussy :)

[_Seth]

I punch above my weight.

I have been in a few fights and have allways got the sh!t kicked out of me.

But atleast i aint a pussy :)

It depends whether you're the type to initiate the fight (unless you were seriously threatened).

[daniel-lewis-1985]

It depends whether you're the type to initiate the fight (unless you were seriously threatened).

I called someone a cu n t and they broke my nose.

I initiated the argument he initiated the "fight"

But there is a story behind it lol

Am gonna hate the audition though coz i ****ing hate having to talk about myself all the time im just gonna tell them to touch me and see how that pans out.

[Patrick]

what nathan and rachel is this ?

From BB11.

['Conor]

omg i no i love you :shocked: you have to go in !

[daniel-lewis-1985]

omg i no i love you :shocked: you have to go in !

See all this is making me think Fkuk it go for it.

2 and a half weeks till the actual audition anyway so plenty of time to decide.

['Conor]

See all this is making me think Fkuk it go for it.

2 and a half weeks till the actual audition anyway so plenty of time to decide.

yeah plenty of time, i'm sure every housemate had doubts before they entered

[georgehudson]

I think you should audition Daniel, you seem like lots of fun and you won't be one who goes to bed early. You'd make a good housemate.

This.
However I think you'd have a hard job getting in... But go for it! :spin:

[_Seth]

There's nothing to decide! Just do it.

It's not like we don't mind whether you do or not, we specifically want you to.

[InOne]

You're not exactly the typical guy off the street. From what you've said in the past it seems like you've applied for loads of things. So you're like the hanger round Mario type. We need honest people who don't see it as a "dream" but a laugh.

[joeysteele]

If being in the BB house is something you would like to do then no harm in trying.

From what I have read of you on here I think you would be a good housemate.Your decison but good luck again oif you go for it,anyway even if successful at the audition you still wouldn't need to go in the house if you later decided you didn't want to.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

You're not exactly the typical guy off the street. From what you've said in the past it seems like you've applied for loads of things. So you're like the hanger round Mario type. We need honest people who don't see it as a "dream" but a laugh.

Its not my "dream" its for the experience. Thats why im seriously questioning it. If i just wanted fame i would just go for it.

Im a very honest person hence the thread.

[Jordan.]

Just go for it.

If you don't get in just tell everyone you didn't bother auditioning. :L

[seanraff07]

Go for it mate.

What is there to worry about? Just be yourself and see how it all pans out for you.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Im going for it.

[ElProximo]

I think the only reason they were attracted to me is that they want a gay epileptic chav lol
Screams big brother i suppose.
But very exploitive.

It's a bad sign for the rest of us. It tells me it's casting as usual. Not a genuine reboot/rethinking of the series.
You, 8 other gay Chavs, 2 sexy black women, 5 titbirds. All under 30, orange, having romance plotlines etc.

and that is fine if you want to do that but I'm sorry if we have to see that again on the television.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

It's a bad sign for the rest of us. It tells me it's casting as usual. Not a genuine reboot/rethinking of the series.
You, 8 other gay Chavs, 2 sexy black women, 5 titbirds. All under 30, orange, having romance plotlines etc.

and that is fine if you want to do that but I'm sorry if we have to see that again on the television.

Thats just pigeon holing myself though mate im still a run if the mill guy.

What do you want to see then?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

1st Big Brother argument

Im having a raging row with John James on Twitter lol

Followe me @pontyboi

[ElProximo]

Thats just pigeon holing myself though mate im still a run if the mill guy.

What do you want to see then?

It isn't necessarily bad we get another 'gay' chav with abs. I don't necessarily have a problem with a oompa-loompa fake-tit model.
It COULD be possible we get that 'stereotype' and then, as the story progresses, we find out much more, character is revealed, we see a story beyond the 'face'.
But the problem is that 'profiling' does pan out most times. blonde titbirds really will be shallow.
Flamboyant gay boys will be superficial, emotional, maybe funny, pissy but have little else.

So playing the odds of profiling (and we can't afford not to) we just have to say no to anyone fitting that profile.
At least I'd like to see that.

I probably won't. Sad truth is that 'Josie John James' crap does seem to sell the most juice.
Obnoxious Chavs sell the biscuits. Titbirds sell make-up and diet schemes.

But I wish you luck and I believe you are genuinely interested, primarily, in testing yourself, discovering yourself, challenging a unique psychological experiment.
I would hope that is THE very first determining factor for applicatants to move any further.
Eliminate any with agents. Determine they are actually terrified, worried, fearful of being in the public eye.
People with fear of public speaking ought to be the first chosen. Even if they are 'stereotypes' on the face.

[Thoooooomas]

I've thought the exact same thing. I always wanted to go on BB, and I think I would go through the audition process again but if I was offered a place, I would have to seriously consider the positives and negatives..

[joeysteele]

Im going for it.

Again,all the best of luck to you then and I would certainly support you in there if you get in. I hope all goes well for you.

[*mazedsalv**]

Mate, go for it! You strike me as the person that me and my friends are like.
It would be entertaining and nice to see a familiar face

edit- I see you already said your going for it. Good luck!!

[Beastie]

If you are not 100% sure you want to go on. Best not go on. You get the "talk of doom" anyway so if the producers think youn are not confident to go on then, they will reject you!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Nah im defo going. Im pumped for it.

Just had a serious moment where i went all deep and meaningful.

It was pleasent

[joeysteele]

Nah im defo going. Im pumped for it.

Just had a serious moment where i went all deep and meaningful.

It was pleasent

Good.

[supergirthuk]

Good luck Daniel. I'm toying with the idea of auditioning myself. I've got nowt to lose. I just wish it wasn't at Old Trafford cos the last time I was even in the vicinity of the place I actually felt physically sick. Gonna give it a go I think.

[happybbfan]

Good luck it would be great if you get in,just think of what everone on here will have to say about you in the house.