2 Years on and he's still hilarious.

[Patrick]

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Irrepressible Dark Horse - Marcus Akin

Just sent a complaint email to Nestle. ******ers gave me 4 green triangles and 14 shi*ty toffee pennys in my Quality st. That's wank if you ask me.

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[Patrick]

Er, Excuse Me?

[Doogle]

I thought this was gonna be about you until I saw the section you posted it in. :joker:

[Patrick]

I thought this was gonna be about you until I saw the section you posted it in. :joker:

Aww :amazed:

[MojoNixon]

Marcus = Legend!

[Stu]

I recall his Facebook being full of random pictures of him pissing in various public urinals.

What a bloke.

[Vicky.]

They always ****ing do that

There 2 strawberry ones, and 3 triangles in every tin, and the rest are toffee or something I dont like :bored:

[Jords]

Hes right about them tins of quality street :bored:

[Jords]

Its the same with Truffles in Celebrations.

[Vicky.]

Its the same with Truffles in Celebrations.

And maltesers :sad:

[Stu]

*reckons it's fairly obvious who is reporting them*

[Stu]

Wait ... that's in the wrong topic isin't it.

[Beastie]

Ey. In Quality Street there is like 4 or 5 chocs I really love. The rest are meh....

But in Roses I like them all... so.. would you pick the tin with half you love and half you are not keen on.. or the other tin that you just "like". lol

[Beastie]

And maltesers :sad:

Mmm the best in celebrations!

[Vicky.]

*reckons it's fairly obvious who is reporting them*

Wait ... that's in the wrong topic isin't it.

It just might be...

[Patrick]

I recall his Facebook being full of random pictures of him pissing in various public urinals.

What a bloke.

Indeed - that would be his album 'Pisses from Around The World.'

In one picture [my personal favourite piss] he took outside the BB house last year, he said he admired how the sun shined off the golden piss and gave it a great enchanting effect and shimmers in the light.

I believe it's this one actually:


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:worship:

[MojoNixon]

I recall his Facebook being full of random pictures of him pissing in various public urinals.

What a bloke.

Salt Of The Earth! Public Urinals are better than Streets!