Britains Got Talent (Tuesday 31-5) with Simon Cowell 7:30PM & 9:30PM ITV1

[arista]

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Only Ant can take the piss of King Simon.


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The Four Judges return for another set of live shows
on ITV1 and ITV2.


The 2nd Semi Final tonight 7:30PM ITV1 and ITV1HD.
And Results show at 9:30PM.

The After show.
which seems to long, is on ITV2 10PM - 11PM
(also on ITV2HD for SkyCustomers only)

[Doogle]

I actually like the 4 judges together. I'm glad Simon only came back when he did, though.

[arista]

I actually like the 4 judges together. I'm glad Simon only came back when he did, though.


Yes we need a fight , tonight.

[seanraff07]

It's better with Simon there. Not the same without him IMO.

[Doogle]

I'm glad he's back but I still think they'd be fine without him.

X Factor on the other hand will fail without Simon.

[seanraff07]

I'm glad he's back but I still think they'd be fine without him.

X Factor on the other hand will fail without Simon.

He is the face of X-Factor.

He's normally the only one who will give an honest opinion as well cause he isn't so fussed about getting on the fans' side.

[Doogle]

He is the face of X-Factor.

He's normally the only one who will give an honest opinion as well cause he isn't so fussed about getting on the fans' side.

Exactly, and that's what we'll be missing this year.

Gary I can't imagine being too harsh. Tulisa may be quite fiesty (I imagine several people asking her who she even is, like last year with Natalie) and Kelly will probably just smile and be nice to everyone. Louis is a pushover as we all know.

So yeah this year's gonna suck. If they can even kind of sing, they'll be put through with no criticism whatsoever tbh.

I wish they'd remove the ****ing audience from auditions. :bored:

[seanraff07]

Exactly, and that's what we'll be missing this year.

Gary I can't imagine being too harsh. Tulisa may be quite fiesty (I imagine several people asking her who she even is, like last year with Natalie) and Kelly will probably just smile and be nice to everyone. Louis is a pushover as we all know.

So yeah this year's gonna suck. If they can even kind of sing, they'll be put through with no criticism whatsoever tbh.

I wish they'd remove the ****ing audience from auditions. :bored:

Agree with all of the above.

Yeah they never used to have an audience at the auditions and only had it at the live shows, it was better that way.

[Jords]

I actually like the 4 judges together. I'm glad Simon only came back when he did, though.

Same actually, and I like how it can go to deadlock now.

[Doogle]

Yeah, I like deadlock.

I remember when there were 4 judges for the first time on XF I didn't like it, but once it went to deadlock, I started to like it, especially as it's the public vote that decides who gets the lowest.

Plus going back to the audience, I think they're annoying and take away from the act in the audition. Compare Seasons 1-5 of XF to seasons 6-7. It's more entertaining watching the judges faces as the singer ruins a classic song, without a rude audience going "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". :joker:

[seanraff07]

Starting in 2 mins

[arista]

On ITV1
and ITV1HD in a min

[seanraff07]

A surprise audition?

[GypsyGoth]

:colour:

[Doogle]

Stupid Lorna.

[Doogle]

I like the Hoff but wouldn't call him an expert, personally.

[Doogle]

Ant & Dec are so short. It was hilarious seeing them next to Joe last night. Though he was tall.

[seanraff07]

Ant & Dec are so short. It was hilarious seeing them next to Joe last night. Though he was tall.

I used to think Ant was really tall just cause he was standing next to Dec, but he's not at all :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

These are very good :love:

[seanraff07]

Not seen these guys but they look good

[Doogle]

I used to think Ant was really tall just cause he was standing next to Dec, but he's not at all :joker:

:joker::joker:

Yeah, it's not until you seem them standing next to people.

Well the guy from Two and a Half Men is shorter than them I guess.

[abbey97]

Looking forward to them, dunno what to expect!

[Ninastar]

aw i love these guys

[arista]

Are they Slick & Polished Enough.

[Callum]

Isn't the Two and a Half Men name copyrighted?

[Doogle]

They're quite good actors as well. :joker:

[Callum]

Hope I'm actually going to like at least one act tonight after last night's borefest :rolleyes:

[abbey97]

They are amazing :D

[Ninastar]

they are so cool

[Doogle]

:shocked:

Beats their audition, which was really good. :tongue:

[Doogle]

OMG the short one is the same size as Ant & Dec! :laugh3:

[seanraff07]

Hope they go through

[Callum]

They were good but good enough for the Queen? I wouldn't say so...

[seanraff07]

OMG the short one is the same size as Ant & Dec! :laugh3:

:laugh2:

[abbey97]

Hope they go through

They deserve to!

[Doogle]

Don't want them to win but I hope they make the final, cos I want to see more.

[Callum]

Break already :rolleyes:

[seanraff07]

They deserve to!

Haven't seen the others yet

[seanraff07]

Oh adverts, theres a surprise :sleep:

[GypsyGoth]

Break already :rolleyes:

There's one after every act :cloud:

[Doogle]

That was a good opener.

I have a question about Lorna if she's performing. How is she gonna top her act if she can't get her tits out?

[arista]

Break already :rolleyes:

They have to.


Some other channels take a break after just 6mins

This was 12mins

[Doogle]

Yes but there was only 1 act. They spent too much time on the opening bit. :trolleys:

(I did mean to put trolleys. Go to "Most Loved #4 and read happyland's post if you're confused)

[arista]

There's one after every act :cloud:

Not Every act
later on you get 2 acts

[Doogle]

Wow, 2 whole acts. :bored:

[seanraff07]

They should just have adverts on for 1 minute between each act like they do with Boxing between each round.

[arista]

Yes but there was only 1 act. They spent too much time on the opening bit. :trolleys:

(I did mean to put trolleys. Go to "Most Loved #4 and read happyland's post if you're confused)




yes that why they told Simon to be quick.

[Callum]

There's one after every act :cloud:

I know :bored: It's getting as bad as the American adverts

[Doogle]

"I don't think any of us expected to get here"

Yep that's the spirit.

[Callum]

Good on Simon

[Doogle]

Oh I forgot they sung as well. Simon's buzz made me jump. :laugh:

[abbey97]

I agree with Simons buzz!

[Callum]

Were much better in their audition

[Doogle]

Amanda has buzzed 2nd rather than last?! :o

She still didn't buzz first though. :bored:

[seanraff07]

Crap. Never liked that sort of thing

[Doogle]

Too much going on to be honest.

[Callum]

I don't like their outfits

[abbey97]

I don't like their outfits

I don't understand why they are animals?

[seanraff07]

Well I think it's safe to say that's them out of the equation :joker:

[Doogle]

I think they know they haven't made it.

[Callum]

I don't understand why they are animals?

Me neither.. :conf:

[Doogle]

Ugh, with this amount of adverts I'd at least expect some decent sponsors. :bored:

[arista]

I don't understand why they are animals?


Yes it went wrong.


They are not Winners

[Callum]

More adverts than performances on this show

[seanraff07]

Corrie adverts :love:

[alc09]

I would really like to know why that talentless slag Holden is a judge on this show.

Laughable.

[Callum]

Corrie adverts :love:

I love the music for them, so chilling.

[seanraff07]

Oh dear, don't like the look of this guy :(

[Joe.]

Oh-em-gee I swear at least 50% of this show is adverts. We only had one two acts in half an hour- they don't half drag it out!

[Doogle]

Simon might buzz I think.

[Braden]

um, why has he not been buzzed yet?

[GypsyGoth]

His voice is a bit weak.

[abbey97]

Feels as though I'm watching the X Factor now!

[seanraff07]

His voice is pretty awful

[Novo]

Don't think his voice is that bad

[Doogle]

His voice isn't that good.

[arista]

I bet simon may say wrong song

[Kerry]

He was crap!!!!!

[Doogle]

:laugh2: Simon's such a tit.

[seanraff07]

I bet simon may say wrong song

You were right :joker:

[seanraff07]

What? No adverts?! :shocked:

[Ninastar]

*changes channel*

[Kerry]

*sigh* @ Lorna

[Callum]

Britney impersonator :love:

[GypsyGoth]

How can she be in this round if she got three no's, that is odd :conf3:

[arista]

What? No adverts?! :shocked:



I told you.

Later on
2 Acts

[Callum]

I love her :love:

[seanraff07]

Hate the way Americans say "semi"

[Callum]

Slave :amazed:

[Doogle]

People are gonna complain LOL

[Kerry]

Snake abuse

[abbey97]

Out of all the good acts that never got through, they choose to bring her back.

[Doogle]

This really is the downfall of BGT.

[arista]

Simon may Buzz

[Kerry]

My poor ears

[Doogle]

Michael hates her anyway after she blocked him. :laugh3:

[Callum]

Britney's gunna be cringing at this

[seanraff07]

She can't sing to save herself

[GypsyGoth]

The Queen wouldn't go see the real Brit, why would she want to see a fake.

[Doogle]

Amanda is the only one who didn't buzz :laugh2:

[abbey97]

Sounded like a terrible karaoke!

[Callum]

The Queen wouldn't go see the real Brit, why would she want to see a fake.

True. Imagine the Queen dancing to Till the World Ends :joker:

[Doogle]

True. Imagine the Queen dancing to Till the World Ends :joker:

That would be so cool. :lovedup:

-wants someone to make a GIF of that-

[GypsyGoth]

True. Imagine the Queen dancing to Till the World Ends :joker:

:laugh2:

[seanraff07]

This is on par with last night's awful show :bored:

[Doogle]

The thing is, she couldn't do any more cos she wasn't allowed to remove any more clothes.

[seanraff07]

She's not happy....

[Doogle]

"It wasn't me"

YOU AREN'T BRITNEY YOU ARE YOU SEDVBFRHB

[Callum]

Did an act pull out for her to be through or something?

[Kerry]

Did an act pull out for her to be through or something?

Don't think so. The only explanation is "the finals where missing something" - she was apparently it :rolleyes:

[Doogle]

Missing a tone deaf Britney lookalike?

[Callum]

Don't think so. The only explanation is "the finals where missing something" - she was apparently it :rolleyes:

That's ridiculous when talented people like that other dancer didn't make the semi's. :nono:

[seanraff07]

GO ON X-FACTOR :sleep:

[Doogle]

They're not even that good.

[Callum]

Price Tag :bored:

[abbey97]

Looks a bit like young Jackson 5

[Doogle]

Worst song of the year, worst version of it.

[GypsyGoth]

Not bad.

[Doogle]

The one doing the backing bits is the only good singer.

[Kerry]

*Buzzes*

[Marc]

OMG they're terrible :laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Damage juniors, tribute act to damage 10 years later

[Callum]

They were terrible

[hotleggs]

yay for the jackson 4

[Callum]

He's only saying that because they sung a "current song" :rolleyes:

[Kerry]

Simons got price signs in his eye, nevermind the pricetag

[Maia]

Oh yay, another dull act who'll probably take a place away in the final from someone decent :rolleyes:

[Doogle]

Can't get over my hate for this song.

[Marc]

F off is he called MJ

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

uh oh simon sees dollar signs. theyre doomed now!

anyway they sounded horrible. just because they're 4 little boys who can follow tune a little bit doesn't mean they're brilliant

[seanraff07]

Do them a favour Simon and just give them a chance on X-Factor instead that is actually based on singing.

[arista]

Simons got price signs in his eye, nevermind the pricetag


Of Course


SONYBMG


would want them

[abbey97]

Do them a favour Simon and just give them a chance on X-Factor instead that is actually based on singing.

They are underage for XFactor

[Callum]

The judges make me laugh :laugh:

[Doogle]

They won't sell.

Jacksons 5, New Edition...it's all the same.

[seanraff07]

They are underage for XFactor

Get them to wait

[Callum]

Jean :love:

[Doogle]

JEAN! :love:

Brilliant lady. <3

[Marc]

Jean!!!!!!!!!! <3

[Kerry]

Yay, love batty lady

[Doogle]

Jean!!!!!!!!!! <3

You have good taste in talent. :D

[seanraff07]

She was pretty good actually lol :)

[Callum]

She'd give Gaga a run for her money with all them jackets

[hotleggs]

I think Jean is half daft!

[GypsyGoth]

I think Jean is half daft!

Me too :laugh:

[Callum]

Awww I love how she doesn't take herself seriously

[Doogle]

She's brilliant! I seriously hope she makes it. No joke. :love:

[arista]

They won't sell.

Jacksons 5, New Edition...it's all the same.


With Sony-BMG
behind them
they would

[seanraff07]

She can't really vary what she does much though which is annoying.

[hotleggs]

Jean has had too many jelly babies

[Maia]

Haha, she's good!

[Kerry]

She makes me smile so much

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

what in the hell is this mad mama jamma doing?!

[Doogle]

No joke, she was the best so far. Happy, entertaining and actually pretty good!

[Callum]

Jean to win :love:

[hotleggs]

happy jean :)

[Doogle]

I'm voting Jean. :lovedup:

[seanraff07]

I actually quite like her lol

[Kerry]

I think I might adopt Jean

[Novo]

She's like an old blonde version of my mum

[Doogle]

She is so adorable.

[Callum]

I hope these are good!

[abbey97]

I never saw their audition but hope they're good!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i thought it was natasha from atomic kitten:shocked:

[seanraff07]

Don't like this stuff.

[Doogle]

These 2 are brilliant

[Kerry]

:shocked:

[abbey97]

It was really short but quite good!

[GypsyGoth]

That was magic!!!

[Ninastar]

-doesn't see the big deal-

[Doogle]

:o

I still love them. http://oi54.tinypic.com/rm5w6q.jpg

[seanraff07]

****e. I'll just never like magician acts I find them pretty boring :bored:

[Callum]

I think I preferred their audition

[Callum]

"Quick break" again :rolleyes:

[Kerry]

I quite like these two but theres no market for it anywhere

[GypsyGoth]

I like these.

[Doogle]

I hope this is good. I love them.

[seanraff07]

Pish. Tonight has been terrible :bored:

[abbey97]

This reminds me of Cadbury's eyebrow advert?!

[Doogle]

I had no idea they could both actually dance. :joker:

[Niamh.]

they should do less of the hands and more actual dancing

[Doogle]

Pish. Tonight has been terrible :bored:

:nono:

Jean was on tonight!

[hotleggs]

the guy could of done some dick dancing and she could of done tit dancing LOLLL

[Kerry]

I had no idea they could both actually dance. :joker:

They're both Irish dancers :D

[seanraff07]

:nono:

Jean was on tonight!

Apart from Jean :amazed:

[Callum]

I agree with Simon

[Doogle]

the guy could of done some dick dancing and she could of done tit dancing LOLLL
You worry me.

[Braden]

I don't see why the audience are booing, they don't deserve it at all.

[hotleggs]

You worry me.

I worry myself

[Ninastar]

that french dancer guy shoulda got through

[seanraff07]

I don't see why the audience are booing, they don't deserve it at all.

I can't stand the BGT/X-Factor audience

[Kerry]

that french dancer guy shoulda got through

Yep

[hotleggs]

new bounce and jean are in

[Jords]

Guys yall need to vote for Up & Over It!!!

[Doogle]

I wouldn't mind seeing 2 And A Half Men, Up & Over It, Jean or the magic act.

But New Bounce will make it through. The ****ers. :bored:

[seanraff07]

I hope Two and A Half Men and Jean go through :)

[abbey97]

My favorite has been 2 And A Half Men :D

[Braden]

I can't stand the BGT/X-Factor audience

Their really harsh on the contestants arn't they...I know it's part of the whole show that the viewers have strong opinions on who they like/dislike, but if they get the chance to see them live, they should have a bit of class.

[GypsyGoth]

that french dancer guy shoulda got through

That's what I was thinking too, people would have voted for him, he was very talented.

[Maia]

Guys yall need to vote for Up & Over It!!!

Will do! They were brilliant.

[seanraff07]

Their really harsh on the contestants arn't they...I know it's part of the whole show that the viewers have strong opinions on who they like/dislike, but if they get the chance to see them live, they should have a bit of class.

Exactly.

Personally I wouldn't be paying all that money to sit and boo through every act.

[hotleggs]

the table people were rubbish

[Kerry]

Kid group will go through automatic. Then it'll be between three and a half men and Jean. They'll pick Jean IMO

[Braden]

Jean> the guy who got through yesterday.

[joeysteele]

Kid group will go through automatic. Then it'll be between three and a half men and Jean. They'll pick Jean IMO

New Bounce were rather good tonight though,I liked two and a half men again but not as much as the auditions.
I think it's a hard one to call tonight.

[Ninastar]

That's what I was thinking too, people would have voted for him, he was very talented.

i know :sad: the judges are just racist

[seanraff07]

Results show is on in 2 mins

[Callum]

Who's singing on the results show?

[arista]

On Now

[Doogle]

I bet the **** acts will go through. :bored:

[Callum]

Jean better go through!

[seanraff07]

I bet the **** acts will go through. :bored:

New Bounce :bored:

[Kerry]

*Had forgotten Lorna*

[Doogle]

New Bounce are so annoying.

JEAN <3

[Braden]

I have so much love for Jean, she just makes me smile so much...she's infectious.

[abbey97]

Not so bothered about the magic!

[GypsyGoth]

I want the magic one to get through.

[seanraff07]

Jean and 2 and A Half Men I hope.

[Vicky.]

First one I have watched.

Gotta say, this year the talent is pretty poor this year :/

Only ones I like are new bounce from tonight, and the magic act are ok

[Braden]

Really think i'm gonna be cringing throughout this.

[Doogle]

Looking good, Amanda. :bored:

[Doogle]

I hope someone buzzes.

[Kerry]

Amanda :laugh2:

[seanraff07]

Amanda actually looks like the character Princess Fiona before she turned into an Oger :joker:

[Callum]

LOL Amanda

[hotleggs]

She looks happy for someone that just lost her baby

[GypsyGoth]

Not sure about this, I think I'd prefer to watch the cartoon again than go to see this.

[Braden]

I hope someone buzzes.

LOL in real life.

[GypsyGoth]

She looks happy for someone that just lost her baby

It's all the botox, she can't do expressions. Her looking happy and looking sad are the same.

[Doogle]

She looks happy for someone that just lost her baby

She lost it quite a few months ago I thought.

[Kerry]

Quick change

[Marc]

OKAY GUYS.

What the *******

[Callum]

The costumes were good!

[hotleggs]

She lost it quite a few months ago I thought.

yeah but she should still care , it's like it never happened

[Kerry]

She lost it quite a few months ago I thought.

About three months ago I think

[Marc]

She lost it quite a few months ago I thought.

She'd still be sad!

[Callum]

yeah but she should still care , it's like it never happened

How do you know she doesn't care?! :bored:

Nasty comment

[Kerry]

yeah but she should still care , it's like it never happened

People grieve in different ways

[Marc]

Richard Blackwood playing a 'black' donkey.... surely something can be said about that...!?

[seanraff07]

yeah but she should still care , it's like it never happened

Do you want her to walk around with her face tripping her all the time?

[Doogle]

She'd still be sad!
I know, I wasn't referring to that part. :joker:

But still she wouldn't let it get her down when she's doing something like that. Plus she wouldn't be very good as a judge if she just sat there, miserable. (Not that she's a good judge anyway)

[Marc]

People grieve in different ways

Yeah Amanda *******s big green ogres to get over it.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

Yeah Amanda *******s big green ogres to get over it.

Erm.....


... or maybe lives life in memory of her baby

I'm not saying she's right or wrong as there is no right ot wrong.

[Kerry]

And I don't know how people can say she's insensitve after reading a few replies here

[Callum]

Jean please!

[Marc]

Erm.....


... or maybe lives life in memory of her baby

I'm not saying she's right or wrong as there is no right ot wrong.

What a very 'unbias' 'down the middle' 'on the fence' comment :laugh:

[Doogle]

JEAN! <3

Come on Jean...

[Marc]

Jean please!

YES!!

2 and a half men should also go through but their order in tonight's show might go against them!

[Kerry]

What a very 'unbias' 'down the middle' 'on the fence' comment :laugh:

Problem?