The fortune telling thread

[Judas]

Come back to this thread at some point in the future and what is typed here will be true

- I sense intelligience in the young... around august I invision a news report, talking about students living school, colleges and university. In the report I expect a news reporter and a news desk, handing over to a correspondent who will repeat what was just said. They will then interview students, who I predict will open their results live in front of a reporter. We will then cut to pre-recorder interviews about results, talking about 'record' numbers either passing or failing. Then we will focus on a freeze frame of students sitting an exam, and statistics will appear on our screen. It will end on a high, and head back to some kind of TV studio. This vision is grainy in places... expect leniancy.
- I sense the death of the queen, but the fortune line is blurred so I cannot predict a clear time span.
- I sense a sale at DFS... so hold off any sofa purchases
- Scott will post a 'wut' face
- I smell fish coming from a certain member, who the tarrot cards cannot reveal for confidential reasons... they will either finger a girl or continue to tell some fishy lies.
- In the near future, possibly a few weeks away I can see a night of TiBB unrest. A moderator will commit an action, a backlash will result with posts of "thats so unfair!1!", and then the topic will be closed, and another will be posted, and then the topic will be closed. This will continue for a few days, and then all will be forgotten.
- Someone will die in EastEnders from this point onwards in time
- I see a member wheeling a trolley around ASDA Walmart, and informing other members of the bargains there. What the deal is, or when it will happen is currently unclear to me.
- One member will have a lucky day

[Smithy]

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Lady GaGa will be #1 this week on the album charts

[Shaun]

I predict that daniel-lewis-1985 will post something about the Big Brother auditioning process within the next week

[ILoveTRW]

One day everyone on the forum will see the light and realise that The Real World is great

[Vicky.]

I foresee a time within the next 60 years when smithys life will stop revolving around gaga and he will be able to go A WHOLE DAY without mentioning her :o

Scary s**t right there.

[Smithy]

I foresee a time within the next 60 years when smithys life will stop revolving around gaga and he will be able to go A WHOLE DAY without mentioning her :o

Scary s**t right there.

doubtful http://i.imgur.com/wy2xf.png

[Niall]

I foresee a time within the next 60 years when smithys life will stop revolving around gaga and he will be able to go A WHOLE DAY without mentioning her :o

Scary s**t right there.

:laugh2:

[Josy]

I foresee a time within the next 60 years when smithys life will stop revolving around gaga and he will be able to go A WHOLE DAY without mentioning her :o

Scary s**t right there.

:joker:

[Judas]

I predict that daniel-lewis-1985 will post something about the Big Brother auditioning process within the next week
My omens agree with this prophecy.

[Beastie]

The Queen better not die this or next year.

It's the Queens Diamond Jubilee next year! :)

[Beastie]

Britons enjoyed an extra-long holiday weekend in April due to the Royal Wedding at the end of April and the May Day bank holiday. It’s now the hope of the government that they can do this again next year for the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II. By postponing the Whitsun Bank Holiday until Monday, June 4 and adding a bank holiday on Tuesday, June 5, the government will be able to create another 4-day holiday for the celebrations.

The plans to celebrate the Queen’s 60 years on the throne mean that Brits will be able to takeoff for a 4-day holiday without taking any holiday leave. The celebration marks the Queen becoming only the second British monarch to have a Diamond Jubilee – after Queen Victoria in 1987 – and ministers hope millions will join the celebrations, which will coincide with the London Olympic Games.

As part of the celebrations, The Big Jubilee Lunch will be held, during which neighbours will be urged to share a meal. This is being launched by the Palace and Eden Project, the educational and environmental charity. The Queen’s Royal Barge is also going to lead a flotilla of over 1,000 boats along the River Thames on Sunday, June 3, which is expected to be the biggest river pageant held in Britain since the reign of Charles II.

Sources close with the plans say that they hope everyone will join in the celebrations by holding street parties to mark the special weekend. Eden Project chief executive Tim Smit says that the UK keeps talking about celebrating diversity and their differences, but one thing they all have in common is how they hold the monarchy dear to them, so this will celebrate their commonality.


Source: http://www.asap.co.uk/news/4-day-holiday-for-queens-diamond-jubilee-5636147.html


There are also rumours that Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsea could marry next year. They better not. A jubilee and Olympics are already happening. Don't want another Royal wedding so quickly too!!

I think Prince Harry and Chelsea should get married in 2013. If they are still together. They are a bit on and off! lol

[Patrick]

I predict the entire forum will moan about a certain Reality TV show not being the same, come August.

[Patrick]

Novo or Locke will come out like a loose canon and attack a female Member.

[Patrick]

James will promise a new feature for July, that won't be put into action until February.

[Patrick]

Stacey will be un-banned at some point in the next 6 months.

[Patrick]

Iceman, Vicky or UKTurtle will resign from being a Mod before March 2012.

[Beastie]

I predict Patrick will get banned again some time this year.

[Patrick]

Someone will have the green thunder bird as their avatar before August.

[Beastie]

Iceman, Vicky or UKTurtle will resign from being a Mod before March 2012.

Nah. They love the power too much ;)

Vicky and Iceman definately won't give the mod position up anyway!

[King Gizzard]

Patrick is about to say ''what the ****!'' in this thread

[Patrick]

I predict Beastie will discover a long lost thread from the 1800s, from the forgotten times of TiBB - and will bump it, and be kidnapped by the Admins for revealing a dark secret.

This will happen in October.

I predict Patrick will get banned again some time this year.

Most likely.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Stacey will be un-banned at some point in the next 6 months.

:amazed:

[Patrick]

Nah. They love the power too much ;)

Vicky and Iceman definately won't give the mod position up anyway!

Iceman did one time, for like an hour and then I think someone pissed him off and he went back to ban them :laugh:

[Smithy]

A member will have a breakdown

[Niall]

Iceman, Vicky or UKTurtle will resign from being a Mod before March 2012.

Two of those 3 have already done that. :tongue:

[King Gizzard]

30stone will infract someone for the first time in his life

[Patrick]

One member will have a brilliant change to his username soon.

[Patrick]

Mollie will finally receive her Song Star 2010 Reward Icon from James in 2013.

[Patrick]

Patrick will be the first person to reach 40K.

[Patrick]

KFC will stop selling Corn on the Cob, causing a civil war.

[Patrick]

Leona Lewis will have something in common with Bin Laden before the year is over.

[King Gizzard]

Patrick will be the first person to reach 40K.

That will be me onceI get my posts back

[Niall]

The events of the Fallout game series will commence in 2020

[Smithy]

Scott will die an STD riddled tramp before 2013

[Patrick]

That will be me onceI get my posts back

'tf :joker: I'm like properly physic though - but you'll get your posts back on November 8th 2011.

This will be 9 Days after the forum's favourite housemate is evicted from Big Brother - causing TiBB to go into a very dark patch, no one will talk for 13 Days.

[Smithy]

'tf :joker: I'm like properly physic though - but you'll get your posts back on November 8th 2011.

This will be 9 Days after the forum's favourite housemate is evicted from Big Brother - causing TiBB to go into a very dark patch, no one will talk for 13 Days.

* psychic

[King Gizzard]

BigSister and Kaz will finally change their signatures after 394384398438439484398 years of having the same ones

[King Gizzard]

I'm proper physic too, yeah boy.

[Patrick]

Lady GaGa will bury herself alive for a new music video titled 'Show Me The Coffin.'

However during the shooting of the video, a Ice Cream van pulls up and her team go and get some ice cream - they forget about GaGa and when they return on September 8th 2011 they discover her dead body.

The world will be deeply saddened by her death.

Smithy will be on TiBB in a really moody form, and will correct Patrick's spelling of the word Roller Blade.

After he does this the deceased Lady GaGa appears behind him with a hair-dryer saying 'Show me your paws.'

Smithy will disappear.

[Beastie]

I predict Beastie will discover a long lost thread from the 1800s, from the forgotten times of TiBB - and will bump it, and be kidnapped by the Admins for revealing a dark secret.

This will happen in October.



Most likely.

Oh my god.. a dark secret?? Like a dark secret that has already been spilled out on TIBB and is in an open thread somewhere???? :shocked:

*Checks*

[Patrick]

Oh my god.. a dark secret?? Like a dark secret that has already been spilled out on TIBB and is in an open thread somewhere???? :shocked:

*Checks*

Precisely.

[Smithy]

Lady GaGa will bury herself alive for a new music video titled 'Show Me The Coffin.'

However during the shooting of the video, a Ice Cream van pulls up and her team go and get some ice cream - they forget about GaGa and when they return on September 8th 2011 they discover her dead body.

The world will be deeply saddened by her death.

Smithy will be on TiBB in a really moody form, and will correct Patrick's spelling of the word Roller Blade.

After he does this the deceased Lady GaGa appears behind him with a hair-dryer saying 'Show me your paws.'

Smithy will disappear.

She's releasing about 9 singles from this album, which should take her through to at least the middle of next year. So this is clearly all bull**** :nono:

[King Gizzard]

A consortium of Sticks, Lenny Henry, Judy Dench, dennissabre and Raph will buy TiBB in 2014.

[Beastie]

Precisely.

Well I have 4 months to find it! I am sure my researching skills will succeed :hugesmile: Maybe even better researching skills than certain members who used to track other members facebooks down! Maaaaaaan. Nothing gets past the teeny boppers nowadays! :hugesmile:

[Patrick]

She's releasing about 9 singles from this album, which should take her through to at least the middle of next year. So this is clearly all bull**** :nono:

Incorrect Smithy.

Kate McCann will tell the world what she had done to Maddie in 2007.
It will involve a coffin.

Lady GaGa will release a charity single for Maddie, like I said - entitled 'Show me the Coffin'.

And then the rest is history.

[Niall]

Lady GaGa will bury herself alive for a new music video titled 'Show Me The Coffin.'

However during the shooting of the video, a Ice Cream van pulls up and her team go and get some ice cream - they forget about GaGa and when they return on September 8th 2011 they discover her dead body.

The world will be deeply saddened by her death.

Smithy will be on TiBB in a really moody form, and will correct Patrick's spelling of the word Roller Blade.

After he does this the deceased Lady GaGa appears behind him with a hair-dryer saying 'Show me your paws.'

Smithy will disappear.

:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

[Patrick]

A consortium of Sticks, Lenny Henry, Judy Dench, dennissabre and Raph will buy TiBB in 2014.

Correct.

Raph will return with a vengeance.

[Patrick]

:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

Don't worry.

Lady GaGa's younger sister Natalie Germanotta - will take over in her footsteps.
She's more attractive.

[Chuck]

Stacey will be un-banned at some point in the next 6 months.

Hopefully. :sad:

[Patrick]

Hopefully. :sad:

:bawling:

[Smithy]

Incorrect Smithy.

Kate McCann will tell the world what she had done to Maddie in 2007.
It will involve a coffin.

Lady GaGa will release a charity single for Maddie, like I said - entitled 'Show me the Coffin'.

And then the rest is history.

Imma bump this thread

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[Patrick]

Boston will perform 'More Than A Feeling' at a 10th Birthday Party for TiBB in 2012.

[Patrick]

Imma bump this thread

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbz7v1dVae1qdxv13o1_400.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

[Patrick]

Patrick will realize that his countless posts in this thread actually add ****** all to my goal of getting 40K posts before Nate as this in the Chat and Games forum.

And then he'll leave the thread upset.

[Benjamin]

I predict Scott will visit the GUM clinic at some point or get pregnant.

[Chuck]

I predict CharlieO is gonna have a breakdown during the Most Loved Award.

[Beastie]

I predict Shaun or GypsyGoth will win Most Loved Member #4.

[Ninastar]

or Zee

[Harry!]

Madonna's Film will be nominated for an Oscar and her next album a success! :love:

[MTVN]

I predict CharlieO is gonna have a breakdown during the Most Loved Award.

:joker:

[arista]

A member will have a breakdown



Spiffing.



Bring back Dr. Lauren
she can advise them
not to Jump.

[bbfan1991]

I predict Shaun or GypsyGoth will win Most Loved Member #4.

That was the prediction I was on about the other day TB;).

I predict Chuck Pass will start his first thread at some point!

[Smithy]

A member will have a breakdown
totally cashing in on this one -looks at charlie-
Lady GaGa will bury herself alive for a new music video titled 'Show Me The Coffin.'

However during the shooting of the video, a Ice Cream van pulls up and her team go and get some ice cream - they forget about GaGa and when they return on September 8th 2011 they discover her dead body.

Imma bump this thread

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbz7v1dVae1qdxv13o1_400.gif

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[Kate!]

I predict that sometime over the next few days ukturtle will look at firewire!

also Doogle, Firewire and Niall will form a Gaga tribute band and tour the country, Conor will write the next gripping installment of Tibboaks, Arista will land the lead role of David Banner in the new Blockbuster Return of the Hulk, and Charlie O will write a bestseller entitled Positivity - how I became a different person nobody recognised.

[Kate!]

I predict that sometime over the next few days ukturtle will look at firewire!

also Doogle, Firewire and Niall will form a Gaga tribute band and tour the country, Conor will write the next gripping installment of Tibboaks, Arista will land the lead role of David Banner in the new Blockbuster Return of the Hulk, and Charlie O will write a bestseller entitled Positivity - how I became a different person nobody recognised.

Why has this not happened?

[arista]

Why has this not happened?

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