Choose Life!

[Benjamin]

RaTQqEXNd0k

[Novo]

I'll choose ya mum

[Chuck]

OMGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-wants coke-

[Benjamin]

I'll choose ya mum

You'd be lucky sunshine, she may have been around the block a fw times, but she still has some standards and taste.

Your mum however, she chose me. ;)

[Chuck]

:laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

[Jords]

:laugh2:

[Chuck]

-adds sunshine to my daily vocabulary-

[Novo]

You'd be lucky sunshine, she may have been around the block a fw times, but she still has some standards and taste.

Your mum however, she chose me. ;)

My mum doesn't do turtles she's not into all that so get back in your shell you dirty bastard.

[Benjamin]

My mum doesn't do turtles she's not into all that so get back in your shell you dirty bastard.



She liked my rock hard shell. ;)

[Novo]

She liked my rock hard shell. ;)

The other turtles laugh at your shell because it's so small

[Benjamin]

The other turtles laugh at your shell because it's so small

Meh, your mum enjoyed it and that's a big hole to fill. ;)

[Novo]

Meh, your mum enjoyed it. ;)

It was Beastie's mum you weren't wearing your turtle glasses if you were this is what you would have seen..

http://files.sharenator.com/fat_woman_with_fat_hanging_out_of_dress_If_browser s_were_women-s394x410-28069-580.jpg

[Novo]

Go and wash your Aids infested shell....

[Benjamin]

It was Beastie's mum you weren't wearing your turtle glasses if you were this is what you would have seen..

http://files.sharenator.com/fat_woman_with_fat_hanging_out_of_dress_If_browser s_were_women-s394x410-28069-580.jpg

Is that who you choose? Novo you need some taste man! :tongue:

[Chuck]

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hi ben

[Novo]

Is that who you choose? Novo you need some taste man! :tongue:

Your shell has plunged into the dark smelly abyss of that woman

[Benjamin]

hi ben

:cat:

[Benjamin]

Your shell has plunged into the dark smelly abyss of that woman

Shouldn't talk about yor mother like thaT, IT may upset her.

[Novo]

Shouldn't talk about yor mother like thaT, IT may upset her.

This is my mum i will have you know

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Angelina_Jolie(4).jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm56gkKjDI1qzl2t3o1_500.jpg

[Benjamin]

Oh my lord at this thread. :blush:

[Shaun]

-only cares for Lust For Life and Born Slippy from this soundtrack-
off the top of my head anyway, there's probably more.

[Smithy]

This is my mum i will have you know

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Angelina_Jolie(4).jpg

bet theres something incestuous going on right there

[Stu]

4vFHa2fMDO0

Some people hate the English. I don't. I think their just wankers. We on the other hand were colonised by wankers. Couldn't even find a decent people to be colonised by.

[Vicky.]

0_o

[Stu]

It's dialogue from the film.

Although coincidentally ...

[Vicky.]

LOL I was 0_o-ing at the whole thread :tongue: