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Kerry
04-06-2011, 09:35 PM
If, for some reason, you were told you HAD to perform something infront of an audience and judges, what would you do?

Smithy
04-06-2011, 09:35 PM
rub my stomach and pat my head

Ninastar
04-06-2011, 09:36 PM
a handstand

Lee.
04-06-2011, 09:36 PM
Rap "you can't touch this"

Locke.
04-06-2011, 09:37 PM
I am a very good singer

Lee.
04-06-2011, 09:37 PM
I am a very good singer
Prove it.

Doogle
04-06-2011, 09:38 PM
Stand up comedy.

But I'd like fail.

King Gizzard
04-06-2011, 09:38 PM
Dancing

Locke.
04-06-2011, 09:39 PM
Prove it.

Just after you rap can't touch this

Stu
04-06-2011, 09:41 PM
Burlesque.

Lee.
04-06-2011, 09:42 PM
Just after you rap can't touch this

Hahaha.. there is a video on somebody's phone if me doing it. I'll post it if you let us hear you sing.

Visage
04-06-2011, 09:43 PM
I would crawl on the fall and purr like a cat with a man in drag looking like Rula Lenska to stroke my head.

Jords
04-06-2011, 09:44 PM
I dont have a talent :sad:

I want one :sad:

Joe.
04-06-2011, 09:46 PM
I'd recite a Doctor Who script.

King Gizzard
04-06-2011, 09:52 PM
I dont have a talent :sad:

I want one :sad:

Maybe you could train your tortoises to climb ladders in time for next year?

Kerry
04-06-2011, 09:54 PM
Maybe you could train your tortoises to climb ladders in time for next year?

Starts that and it might still be climbing it next year

Jords
04-06-2011, 09:56 PM
Maybe you could train your tortoises to climb ladders in time for next year?

Starts that and it might still be climbing it next year

:joker::joker:

Tortoises are actually quite fast when they want to be!

Patrick
04-06-2011, 09:57 PM
I could beat any one and any judge in a Big Brother Trivia Quiz. x

Jords
04-06-2011, 09:59 PM
I could beat any one and any judge in a Big Brother Trivia Quiz. x

What happened on day 27 in BB6?

King Gizzard
04-06-2011, 10:00 PM
I can see it now. Jortoise the Incredible

You with a tortoise in either hand as you do them dramatic shots

Jords
04-06-2011, 10:02 PM
LOL, and I end up being crap and the tortoises just stay in their shells :L

Kerry
04-06-2011, 10:12 PM
A friend has a tortoise and she doesn't half shift, like you say Jords, when she wants to. Good escape artists too!

Patrick
04-06-2011, 10:27 PM
What happened on day 27 in BB6?

Craig and Anthony wrestled in the pool and Maxwell said the next few days with Saskia are going to be off the hook.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/bekkiglittz/GIFs/XFactor/1992b8d6.gif?t=1286185809

Kerry
04-06-2011, 10:53 PM
I can stand on my head unaided


Not very erm..... enthralling....


Got me thinking though earlier when I saw the pianist, I wish I could play an instrument. The piano, guitar or sax :(

Jords
04-06-2011, 10:55 PM
Craig and Anthony wrestled in the pool and Maxwell said the next few days with Saskia are going to be off the hook.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/bekkiglittz/GIFs/XFactor/1992b8d6.gif?t=1286185809

Ill go with that :hugesmile:


Id love to play the sax Kerry.

Tom4784
04-06-2011, 10:55 PM
Sing and reduce everyone to tears with my angelic voice obviously.
































But seriously I've got no talent.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
04-06-2011, 10:55 PM
deepthroat

Jords
04-06-2011, 10:57 PM
deepthroat

Bit dangerous what if they buzz and you bit because of the shock :shocked:

michael21
04-06-2011, 10:57 PM
If, for some reason, you were told you HAD to perform something infront of an audience and judges, what would you do?

porn :evilgrin:

Kerry
04-06-2011, 10:58 PM
I knew this thread would end up in filth :laugh:

Jords
04-06-2011, 10:58 PM
Yall so dirty.

Vicky.
04-06-2011, 10:58 PM
Sing.

How boring :laugh2:

I could also hulahoop I guess.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
04-06-2011, 10:58 PM
the trick is to wrap you lips over your teeth so even if i did bite no damage would be done

michael21
04-06-2011, 10:59 PM
:p:p

Stu
04-06-2011, 10:59 PM
porn :evilgrin:
Oh you randy old goat.

michael21
04-06-2011, 11:01 PM
Oh you randy old goat.

eeemmm i am not old :wink:

Jords
04-06-2011, 11:01 PM
Sing.

How boring :laugh2:

I could also hulahoop I guess.

Go to The X Factor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


No but seriously, would you ever audition? :D

Kerry
04-06-2011, 11:02 PM
the trick is to wrap you lips over your teeth so even if i did bite no damage would be done

I bet the Queen would love it


*make up your own jokes - it'll run and run*

Vicky.
04-06-2011, 11:03 PM
Go to The X Factor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


No but seriously, would you ever audition? :D

No. Probably not.

Was actually considering going for a laugh...and then decided that I couldnt be arsed with the travelling...so decided I would upload videos(on the application form you can skip a few rounds of auditions if they like your video) but then my webcam broke, so it didnt happen :laugh2:

/lazy

Jords
04-06-2011, 11:03 PM
http://postcaption.com/i/the-royal-bj_hejyo_0.gif

Jords
04-06-2011, 11:04 PM
No. Probably not.

Was actually considering going for a laugh...and then decided that I couldnt be arsed with the travelling...so decided I would upload videos(on the application form you can skip a few rounds of auditions if they like your video) but then my webcam broke, so it didnt happen :laugh2:

/lazy

:joker:

I think you should Vicky!

michael21
04-06-2011, 11:04 PM
And i would show them my secret weapon:evilgrin:

Stu
04-06-2011, 11:05 PM
eeemmm i am not old :wink:
Get out of here.

You exhibit all the hallmarks of a person who has discovered their hormones for the first time.

Doogle
04-06-2011, 11:05 PM
http://postcaption.com/i/the-royal-bj_hejyo_0.gif

Your talent is giving/receiving blowjobs? http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg

Vicky.
04-06-2011, 11:06 PM
http://postcaption.com/i/the-royal-bj_hejyo_0.gif

LMAO :laugh3:

Jords
04-06-2011, 11:06 PM
Your talent is giving/receiving blowjobs? http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg

Im the lil gurl :bawling:

Kerry
04-06-2011, 11:07 PM
Kate obviously loves Willy-yum

Jords
04-06-2011, 11:08 PM
Kate obviously loves Willy-yum

:laugh2:

Kerry that actually made me LOL.

michael21
04-06-2011, 11:09 PM
Kate obviously loves Willy-yum

I think that might be pippa :shocked:

Visage
05-06-2011, 12:35 AM
I would crawl on the fall and purr like a cat with a man in drag looking like Rula Lenska to stroke my head.

If I got through to the next stage I would do the Time Warp.

_Seth
23-06-2011, 06:30 PM
If I was given the right materials, I'd present. :)

Sawyer
16-07-2011, 08:35 PM
im an olly murs look alike and they loved the LEGO SHOES http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=*********** <----- video
http://www.my-image-host.com/out.php/t14910_2417461015021012169070665779570574394563933 758o.jpg (http://www.my-image-host.com/show.php/14910_24174610150210121690706657795705743945639337 58o.jpg.html)

sorry, but you look nothing like Olly Murs.

SB90
16-07-2011, 08:38 PM
I can play guitar, drums and a bit of piano. I guess I'd play those instruments. That or walk on my hands.