OMG! 3 years until I'm 30!

[Benjamin]

/sob /breakdown /leona.

Soon I shll have wrinkles, children,a dog named Fifi, a husband who is unfaithful and slleps with a younger model of me and I shall bee fat and have to join weight watchers and I'll watch Jeremy Kyle and wear frumpy, floral clothing anb ride a bike with a basket to put Fifi in.

I'm so depressed. :sad:

On a lighter note, I'm drunki anf had an amazing meal which included camembert (;loven:) and got offerf a job as a restaurant manger in the little place aI ate at. :0


27! All grown up! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[KG.]

I was getting worried at the fact I'm going to be 21 this year D:

Looks like you're enjoying your birthday though :p

[Iceman]

:laugh3: haha Im so young compared to you, 22 for another 2 weeks :dance2:

[Vicky.]

:laugh3:

[Z]

You're as young as you feel! But that's not an invitation to molest nursery children, because that is against the law. Happy birthday Ben :hugesmile: I posted a video for you in your birthday thread :evilgrin:

[Smithy]

/sob /breakdown /leona.


-reports-

[Beastie]

Your gorgeous Ben! You have the whole world at your feet! :) 27 is not old!

[MojoNixon]

36 over here, and keep going stronger every day.

[Patrick]

Almost Dead.
:(

[Patrick]

I turn 30 in like 25 Years I think, I've decided I'm going to kill myself though on my 40th Birthday - I'm GENUINELY serious about that.

I don't want to grow old - everytime I look at my mum [who is like in her mid 30s] I shake my head in disgust, same goes for the old people I see on the bus.

I'd rather go to heaven in about 30 Years than grow old and die in a wheelchair.

/sorrytobringthemooddown

[Vicky.]

Almost Dead.
:(

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

I turn 30 in like 25 Years I think, I've decided I'm going to kill myself though on my 40th Birthday - I'm GENUINELY serious about that.


omgz, you one advanced 5 year old

[Vicky.]

I turn 30 in like 25 Years

:laugh2: Had to sig that

[MojoNixon]

I turn 30 in like 25 Years I think, I've decided I'm going to kill myself though on my 40th Birthday - I'm GENUINELY serious about that.

I don't want to grow old - everytime I look at my mum [who is like in her mid 30s] I shake my head in disgust, same goes for the old people I see on the bus.

I'd rather go to heaven in about 30 Years than grow old and die in a wheelchair.

/sorrytobringthemooddown

Don't be silly, you will be Geezer who kick em young punks arses then!

[Vicky.]

-Bans patrick for 8 years-

[Locke.]

Time to start applying for your pension

[MojoNixon]

Time to start applying for your pension

:joker:

[Beastie]

Ben.. Your 30's will be great.

"Dirty 30" ;)

I think you will be more appealing to Scott when you hit 30 too. I think he likes dirty old men!

[Benjamin]

Ben.. Your 30's will be great.

"Dirty 30" ;)

I think you will be more appealing to Scott when you hit 30 too. I think he likes dirty old men!

I am not diirty and No, no, no,no,no,no,nonononononononononononononononononono n Scoot loves 67 yr olds. :0

[Stu]

Being old is lovely. Don't be so silly, Patrick.

[Vicky.]

Anyways, men get better with age :wink:

(Edit. Though not the fossils that scott fancies)

[Locke.]

Anyways, men get better with age :wink:



http://celebritywonder.ugo.com/picture/Terry_O%27Quinn/TerryOQuinn_Barson_14313329.jpg

[Patrick]

Being old is lovely. Don't be so silly, Patrick.

Is it?

The only advantage is you get a free bus pass and I get that anyway.

Think about it - you'll be in a wheel chair or grippled and you'll have grey hair and you're only hobby is Bingo and Countdown - not to mention you get on the bus and begin talking to 'the youth' but you're that old you can't pick up on the signals that they don't want to talk back to you.


It terrifies me.

I also don't want to die at an old age because it means in Heaven, I'll forever maintain that image of being old - where as if I were to die right now, I'd always be a teenager for eternity in heaven.

[Vicky.]

http://celebritywonder.ugo.com/picture/Terry_O%27Quinn/TerryOQuinn_Barson_14313329.jpg

I feel all psychic. I knew as soon as I saw you post that that was what you were going to put :D

[Marsh.]

I sympathise. I freaked out after my 20th birthday lol. I hated leaving my teens behind.
It felt like my excuses for being lazy and immature had ran out.

I was realising how fast the past 5 years had gone, then 10 etc. Then saying in another 5 and another and then I'll be this age... and I was going on and on until I was depressed about dying lol. Life is very strange.

[Smithy]

-is 18-

http://i.imgur.com/VONE8.gif

[Marsh.]

And Locke died, so that's no good example. Unless you mean we can be resurrected by an ancient monster made of smoke?

[Locke.]

He still got old before he died :nono:

[Beastie]

Anyways, men get better with age :wink:

(Edit. Though not the fossils that scott fancies)


Ey. You can say that again!!

:love:

[Vicky.]

He reminds me of the xman in the wheelchair...not sure of his name

[Beastie]

As soon as you hit 20.. life goes by so fast.

[Benjamin]

He reminds me of the xman in the wheelchair...not sure of his name

:sad:

why i remind you of that?

[Z]

As soon as you hit 20.. life goes by so fast.

-clings desperately to June and July-

[Vicky.]

:sad:

why i remind you of that?

Not you :laugh3:

John locke

[Josy]

And Locke died, so that's no good example. Unless you mean we can be resurrected by an ancient monster made of smoke?

Dont tell him what he can't do! :nono:

:joker:

[Stu]

Is it?

The only advantage is you get a free bus pass and I get that anyway.

Think about it - you'll be in a wheel chair or grippled and you'll have grey hair and you're only hobby is Bingo and Countdown - not to mention you get on the bus and begin talking to 'the youth' but you're that old you can't pick up on the signals that they don't want to talk back to you.


It terrifies me.

I also don't want to die at an old age because it means in Heaven, I'll forever maintain that image of being old - where as if I were to die right now, I'd always be a teenager for eternity in heaven.
I can't tell if you are being serious but there is no reasoning in any of that.

[MojoNixon]

Is it?

The only advantage is you get a free bus pass and I get that anyway.

Think about it - you'll be in a wheel chair or grippled and you'll have grey hair and you're only hobby is Bingo and Countdown - not to mention you get on the bus and begin talking to 'the youth' but you're that old you can't pick up on the signals that they don't want to talk back to you.


It terrifies me.

I also don't want to die at an old age because it means in Heaven, I'll forever maintain that image of being old - where as if I were to die right now, I'd always be a teenager for eternity in heaven.

Dammit kid! Straight up! Get some backbone! Otherwise you don't be stong enuff. If not, do what you want.

I can't tell if you are being serious but there is no reasoning in any of that.

Who knows. Maybe he is The Who fan ;)

[James]

Patrick, you are reminding me of this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/da/Logans_run_movie_poster.jpg/220px-Logans_run_movie_poster.jpg

If you haven't seen it is about.


It depicts a dystopian future society in which population and the consumption of resources are managed and maintained in equilibrium by the simple expediency of killing everyone who reaches the age of thirty, preventing overpopulation.

The story follows the actions of Logan 5, a "Sandman," as he "runs" from society's lethal demand.

[MojoNixon]

Patrick, you are reminding me of this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/da/Logans_run_movie_poster.jpg/220px-Logans_run_movie_poster.jpg

If you haven't seen it is about.

Great Movie from 70's! But over 30 ones did not get free buss rides, they did get burned :hugesmile:

[MojoNixon]

Patrick, you are reminding me of this...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/da/Logans_run_movie_poster.jpg/220px-Logans_run_movie_poster.jpg

If you haven't seen it is about.

Great Movie from 70's! But over 30 ones did not get free buss rides, they did get burned :hugesmile:

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[Jords]

30 is young gurl.

[Stu]

Old age?

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00061/Page-6-Roger-Moore_61638t.jpg

This man was tearing down Hugo Drax's plans for space domination in his senior years.

[Patrick]

I can't tell if you are being serious but there is no reasoning in any of that.

I am being serious - and yes there is.

[Stu]

I am being serious - and yes there is.
No theres not. Are you saying everyone over the age of forty does nothing but play bingo and live life as a cripple?

It's absurd. As absurd as your brash views on the afterlife.

No reasoning at all man.

Think.

[Patrick]

No theres not. Are you saying everyone over the age of forty does nothing but play bingo and live life as a cripple?

It's absurd. As absurd as your brash views on the afterlife.

No reasoning at all man.

Think.

Stu - I'm going to get alot of information on the afterlife very soon.

I will be prepared for the next level of the game, you will not be - and you'll be surprised.

If you would like, I can share some of my new found knowledge with you and the forum once I have received it?

[Vicky.]

Stu - I'm going to get alot of information on the afterlife very soon.




The mind boggles :laugh:

[Stu]

Stu - I'm going to get alot of information on the afterlife very soon.

I will be prepared for the next level of the game, you will not be - and you'll be surprised.

If you would like, I can share some of my new found knowledge with you and the forum once I have received it?
:sleep:

[Patrick]

The mind boggles :laugh:

DW - I will explain soon, I'm going exploring.

I've had this planned for ages.
I might do it tomorrow actually, I've been too lazy to do it in the past lol.

[Patrick]

:sleep:

Well - I will not be sharing this new found knowledge with you then.
:shocked:

[Stu]

It's posts like those that make you look like a bit of a jackass man.

Unless you care to detail this 'exploring' and what it will entail. You believe you are somehow privy to details on the afterlife the rest of us are not?

[Patrick]

It's posts like those that make you look like a bit of a jackass man.

Unless you care to detail this 'exploring' and what it will entail. You believe you are somehow privy to details on the afterlife the rest of us are not?

I will care to detail my exploring, I just don't want to jinx it.

Is there any questions you want me to try and answer whilst I'm doing this?
Be serious now - because I'll get them; I'm not being a jack ass.

I said this a few months ago aswell [and you also had a problem with it :nono:].

Okay I'll go exploring tomorrow, and as soon as I return - I'll make a thread.
Just don't be really rude about it or ruin my mood after I return all happy.

[King Gizzard]

-happybirthday ben btw-

[Stu]

Patrick I like you and all but it's late. Go to bed. You are an ordinary teenage boy - not spiritually inclined or special in the slightest - with a wild imagination that will get you far if you control and channel it.

Have a nice sleep and in a few years you will look back on this and laugh your ****ing ass off as they say.