oh dear

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmbaa7mv6U1qb07eyo1_500.jpg

[Smithy]

O_O

[KG.]

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jords]

Its not a bracelet is it?

-doesnt know what it is-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what is it?

i gathered it was some sort of sex toy but i have never seen anything like that before D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Its not a bracelet is it?

-doesnt know what it is-

thats what i thought :laugh:

it has like 500 reblogs on tumblr though so it must be something hilarious :nono:

[Vicky.]

Looks like anal beads

[KG.]

Looks like anal/fanny beads to me.

[Smithy]

Looks like anal beads

^

[Benjamin]

It's anal beads! Scott how do you not know that!

[GypsyGoth]

Must be a joke.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'i never sawing him hearing it'

[Jords]

thats what i thought :laugh:

it has like 500 reblogs on tumblr though so it must be something hilarious :nono:

:laugh:


... what are anal beads?

[Niall]

:laugh3:

It's anal beads! Scott how do you not know that!

This. Even I knew what they were. D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

It's anal beads! Scott how do you not know that!

i know now :amazed:

[Vicky.]

:laugh:


... what are anal beads?

Beads for the anus

[Smithy]

:laugh:


... what are anal beads?

I think even guessing you should be able to work it out :tongue:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i dunno what they are but i want some

i can never buy anything like that because whenever i buy anything my mum always opens it because im never up before the postman comes

nosy bitch :bored:

i can just imagine ordering a fleshlight and my mum opens it and shes like o_o

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:


... what are anal beads?

They are inserted by some people so that the sensation of them being taken out can be enjoyed.

[Jords]

Well I figured you stick them up your arse but I dont know their purpose rofl

[Vicky.]

They are inserted by some people so that the sensation of them being taken out can be enjoyed.

Claudia knows her s***

:evilgrin:

[Jords]

i dunno what they are but i want some

i can never buy anything like that because whenever i buy anything my mum always opens it because im never up before the postman comes

nosy bitch :bored:

i can just imagine ordering a fleshlight and my mum opens it and shes like o_o

Why does scott need a torch? :suspect:

[KG.]

Claudia knows her s***

:evilgrin:

That makes it sound like she has had a very messy experience with anal beads. D:

[GypsyGoth]

Claudia knows her s***

:evilgrin:

:laugh:

[Smithy]

That makes it sound like she has had a very messy experience with anal beads. D:

:laugh3:

[Vicky.]

Surely when they come out though...it just feels like having a very round poo?

I cant imagine it feeling any different and would not really like to recreate the feeling of having a poo tbh :s

[Vicky.]

That makes it sound like she has had a very messy experience with anal beads. D:

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i seriously dunno how anybody can enjoy having anything up their arse :bored:

[Ninastar]

omg, this thread

[T*]

Oh lawdy. Btw happy b'day to me

[Benjamin]

They are inserted by some people so that the sensation of them being taken out can be enjoyed.

:shocked:


Is slightly amused that you know this as you seem so innocent sometimes. :hugesmile:

[Jords]

They are inserted by some people so that the sensation of them being taken out can be enjoyed.

Oh :L

Surely when they come out though...it just feels like having a very round poo?

I cant imagine it feeling any different and would not really like to recreate the feeling of having a poo tbh :s

:laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Oh lawdy. Btw happy b'day to me

omfg your sig :lovedup:

[Benjamin]

Surely when they come out though...it just feels like having a very round poo?

I cant imagine it feeling any different and would not really like to recreate the feeling of having a poo tbh :s

Do you not find sometimes when having a poo that you have that amazing sensation of pleasure/relief especially when it's a big one that takes a little effort to squeeze out?

[GypsyGoth]

Oh lawdy. Btw happy b'day to me

Happy birthday :)
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=177048


:shocked:


Is slightly amused that you know this as you seem so innocent sometimes. :hugesmile:

:D I'm not that innocent. It's just that I don't post much about sex.

[Benjamin]

Happy birthday :)
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=177048




:D I'm not that innocent. It's just that I don't post much about sex.

I'm sure Scott posts enough for all of us. :hugesmile:

[Smithy]

:D I'm not that innocent. It's just that I don't post much about sex.

:shocked:

[Vicky.]

Do you not find sometimes when having a poo that you have that amazing sensation of pleasure/relief especially when it's a big one that takes a little effort to squeeze out?

No. Not really.

Only if I have a bad stomach.

[Niall]

Do you not find sometimes when having a poo that you have that amazing sensation of pleasure/relief especially when it's a big one that takes a little effort to squeeze out?

Ben, that whole feeling of relief after taking a big **** doesn't really make up for the pain you'd surely feel as you shove the things up you in the first place.

[Jords]

Claudy is a little minx :evilgrin:

[Ninastar]

:D I'm not that innocent. It's just that I don't post much about sex.

:shocked:


:D

[Vicky.]

PLus the relief from having a s**t is anything but sexy D:

[Benjamin]

Ben, that whole feeling of relief after taking a big **** doesn't really make up for the pain you'd surely feel as you shove the things up you in the first place.

It's not painful having things inserted up your anus. You just have to relax and let it slip in. If you tense that is when the pain starts. Plus the male G spot is in the anus.

[Smithy]

but it feels good, which is the point

[Jords]

No. Not really.

Only if I have a bad stomach.

Im dying here :laugh2:

Gav were getting the anal beads out tonight I have a bad stomach!

[Ninastar]

but it feels good, which is the point

:suspect:

[Benjamin]

PLus the relief from having a s**t is anything but sexy D:

-imagines Vicky getting off at the sensation of having a large poo after holding it in for 5 hours-

[Patrick]

Anal Beads only work if your pussy is really tight, I've seen this girl use them once on Cam and she took them out like :bored: and I had to stop wanking and be like 'Is that it?'

And she shrugged as if to say 'I guess so.' and went on without them.

******ing silly.
They aren't too bad in Pornos though like I said it depends on the girl though.

[Vicky.]

but it feels good, which is the point

So does sneezing. But your not gunna shove something up your nose and pull it out during foreplay are you?

[Patrick]

but it feels good, which is the point

Yeah in a video once when this girl was pulling them out it was like 'Plop'..'Plop' everytime one left.

[Niall]

PLus the relief from having a s**t is anything but sexy D:

This. :joker:

It's not painful having things inserted up your anus. You just have to relax and let it slip in. If you tense that is when the pain starts. Plus the male G spot is in the anus.

I knew that I was just pointing out that your way of describing it wasn't the best. :laugh:

[Smithy]

So does sneezing. But your not gunna shove something up your nose and pull it out during foreplay are you?

Well, if you're into that sorta thing....

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:suspect:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Vicky.]

Well, if you're into that sorta thing....

You have now made me wonder if anyone I know would be into that :bored:

[Patrick]

What Smithy said.

-has seen a porno 2 years ago where a girl wanted her lesbian pal to wave a feather over her nose whilst she got ******ed by a black guy-

[Patrick]

/isbeingserious

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

vicky your friends drink blood dont they?

so i would be too shocked bbz

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

What Smithy said.

-has seen a porno 2 years ago where a girl wanted her lesbian pal to wave a feather over her nose whilst she got ******ed by a black guy-

lmfao :laugh3:

[Vicky.]

vicky your friends drink blood dont they?

so i would be too shocked bbz

I have no friends that drink blood :S

[Jords]

So does sneezing. But your not gunna shove something up your nose and pull it out during foreplay are you?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/91/283157142_f6a5ac6ff0.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I have no friends that drink blood :S

you told me you know a vampire once :nono:

-has the memory and penis size of an elephant-

[Niall]

What Smithy said.

-has seen a porno 2 years ago where a girl wanted her lesbian pal to wave a feather over her nose whilst she got ******ed by a black guy-

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/91/283157142_f6a5ac6ff0.jpg

you told me you know a vampire once :nono:

-has the memory and penis size of an elephant-

These posts. :laugh3:

[Vicky.]

you told me you know a vampire once :nono:

-has the memory and penis size of an elephant-

You do realise the majority of members have seen your *ahem* elephant sized *ahem* penis? :p

I know of someone who drinks blood who lives quite near me. Hes not a friend D:

[Smithy]

Scott we've all seen your penis you Bull****ter http://www.spillitnow.com/images/smiles/morning.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well i thought you said he was a friend

and idgaf what all yall say ive never received any complaints http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

[Jords]

-hasnt seen scotts penis-

-proud-

[Patrick]

-hasnt seen scotts penis-

-proud-

-This-


Not sure why I just entered This within to - signs...

[Vicky.]

-hasnt seen scotts penis-

-proud-

Scott+
Creating Private Message
Jords


Not yet :evilgrin:

[Benjamin]

I've never myself tried anal beads.

[Patrick]

OMG Actually since were talking about Scott here can I ask something;

How did Scott ban himself? :laugh3:

I heard about this and started LOLing.
I left the forum for like a month or two and missed it - how did he do it and how did everyone find out?

Sounds hilarious.

[Patrick]

Scott+
Creating Private Message
Jords


Not yet :evilgrin:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jords]

Scott+
Creating Private Message
Jords


Not yet :evilgrin:

Is he seriously? :laugh2:

[Vicky.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Dunno what your :joker:ing at. You'l be next :p

[Vicky.]

Is he seriously? :laugh2:

Nah

[Smithy]

well i thought you said he was a friend

and idgaf what all yall say ive never received any complaints http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

I complained when you sent it me :mad:

[Vicky.]

I complained when you sent it me :mad:

Yeah...we remember :laugh:

[Niall]

Scott's penis wasn't the monster everyone made it out to be. :nono: /goodfriend

[Jords]

:joker:

Can mods see who people are PMing btw?

[Patrick]

OMG Actually since were talking about Scott here can I ask something;

How did Scott ban himself? :laugh3:

I heard about this and started LOLing.
I left the forum for like a month or two and missed it - how did he do it and how did everyone find out?

Sounds hilarious.

Quoting this so someone answers x

[first time i've ever done this :amazed: feels so good]
/thatswhatshesaid - when using the anal beads x

[Vicky.]

:joker:

Can mods see who people are PMing btw?

Yup. Cant see what you are pming though (unfortunately :p )

[michael21]

:joker:

Can mods see who people are PMing btw?

L9_j-75fiEg


That my best one yet :joker:

[Patrick]

L9_j-75fiEg


That my best one yet :joker:

Rock did not return in February? :shocked:

Went so fast.

[Benjamin]

I complained when you sent it me :mad:

Yes, thank you for that! I had avoided seeing it up until you reported it. :sad:

[Benjamin]

Quoting this so someone answers x



http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=176613

[Smithy]

Yes, thank you for that! I had avoided seeing it up until you reported it. :sad:

I didn't report it :conf2:

[Benjamin]

I didn't report it :conf2:

Somebdy did, I just assumed it was you. It was so long ago (and I've tried to repress that memory).

[Patrick]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=176613

:joker::joker::joker:

I'm not even joking, I literally have just pissed myself at that first page OMFG :joker::joker:

Jesus Christ. :laugh:

I laughed so hard and started crying and then the second I seen the:

Swan Queen: wut the buggery **** is going on?
Swan Queen: i like this account better, can i keep it?

That's when my Dick couldn't hold in the LOL Piss anymore.
Jesus :love:

Thanks Ben, made my night.

[Vicky.]

:joker::joker::joker:

I'm not even joking, I literally have just pissed myself at that first page OMFG :joker::joker:


You really need to start reading threads before posting. You had already posted in it :bored:

(Deleted)

[Patrick]

You really need to start reading threads before posting. You had already posted in it :bored:

(Deleted)

:shocked:

No.Way

Where? :shocked:
Do you mean in that link Ben posted?
You're kidding me.

Did I actually? :shocked:

I'm genuinely like - gobsmacked.

[Vicky.]

:shocked:

No.Way

Where? :shocked:
Do you mean in that link Ben posted?
You're kidding me.

Did I actually? :shocked:

I'm genuinely like - gobsmacked.

You did

No, Jessica Walsh is the most annoying thing on TiBB.

'Wurk it hehe'

'Stunning gurl'

-Posts the same picture everytime Joe makes a thread-

Thankfully I think she's not been able to get onto the site anymore, in which case the most annoying thing is the 'LETS REWATCH DIS SERIES YAY' Threads.

It was original with Dan and BB3 but now it's being murdered.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scott's penis wasn't the monster everyone made it out to be. :nono: /goodfriend

:lovedup:

[Smithy]

I think that was a bit of a sly dig actually scott :L

[Vicky.]

I think that was a bit of a sly dig actually scott :L

:D

[Niall]

I think that was a bit of a sly dig actually scott :L

It was not. :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well when you have black men emailing you on squirt asking for more you can comment on my penis http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

[Vicky.]

well when you have black men emailing you on squirt asking for more you can comment on my penis http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

:bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/mFZ1j.jpg

/argument

[Vicky.]

http://i.imgur.com/mFZ1j.jpg

/argument

Thats the automatic message he sends out to the thousand+ guys he hooks up with every year :sad:

[Smithy]

well if it's in his mouth he doesnt have to look at it does he

[Ninastar]

scott when you cough do you cough up cum?

[Vicky.]

well if it's in his mouth he doesnt have to look at it does he

:laugh3:

[Niall]

scott when you cough do you cough up cum?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkfyfyGV2F1qfygg6.gif

[GypsyGoth]

well if it's in his mouth he doesnt have to look at it does he

scott when you cough do you cough up cum?

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Thats the automatic message he sends out to the thousand+ guys he hooks up with every year :sad:

snot true http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

he told me im special

he said i was his boo

scott when you cough do you cough up cum?

no :nono:

[Benjamin]

scott when you cough do you cough up cum?

CAITLIN!

:laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how awkward would it be if he was a member on tibb

[Judas]

scott when you cough do you cough up cum?

Best. TiBB. Post. Ever.

[Ninastar]

Best. TiBB. Post. Ever.

Thanks :D

i think

[Niall]

Caitlin you're in my sig. :lovedup:

[Ninastar]

oh god.

:lovedup: