Waffle Fortress [Video on page 2!]

[Z]

If you have me on Facebook or follow me on Twitter, you may have seen some of these pictures. If you are unfamiliar with the work of Epic Meal Time, look them up on YouTube. My friend took video footage throughout the day so I'll post it when he's made it, but I've got pictures I can show you just now!

We made a waffle fortress. We made a chocolate moat. We made a drawbridge. We filled the fortress with jelly, icecream, marshmallows and other such delights. People probably developed diabetes.

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^All the ingredients, the calorie count was 136400. Nice.

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^Party ring cannons.

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^Trebuchet made out of lollipops and waffle, and then covered in chocolate.

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^ I lovingly placed the "moat serpents" (I dubbed them moat serpents - it stuck) in the moat, submerging them to bring that realistic effect to the fortress experience

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^Big Likes Crest - some of the photos uploaded by my friends have an obscene number of likes already hahah.

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^King Freddo

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^CARNAGE

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the guy in the orange t shirt :lovedup:

[Z]

the guy in the orange t shirt :lovedup:

:laugh2:

He's my cousin!

[Vicky.]

LOL at the guy in the white tops face :laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:laugh2:

He's my cousin!

:amazed:

[Tom4784]

That is glorious.

[InOne]

Did you eat any of it after?

[Z]

Did you eat any of it after?

Uh, YEAH. The video footage is hilarious, I can't wait to see it. Personally I only ate a few bits but some of the guys were properly throwing their faces into this thing, it was glorious.

[CharlieO]

That looks yummy.

[Locke.]

How long did that take

[Z]

We met up at 10am and left my friend's house at 8pm so I'd reckon 11ish-7ish, 8 hours!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how much did it cost :shocked:

[Z]

The ASDA trip came to £99 exactly but the guy behind the idea bought a few things prior to that so probably closer to £110. We all paid a tenner to cover the costs though :)

[Locke.]

Must have took the person serving about an hour to put everything through the till

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i want waffles now :amazed:

[LemonJam]

That's actually amazing. I'm slightly jealous. :(

[Niall]

I'm sf jealous. :mad:

[Jords]

Oh the calories :amazed:

[Benjamin]

I :love: you for this Zee.

[King Gizzard]

students eh :laugh:

[Beastie]

Blue Waffle Fortress! :laugh:

[Beastie]

Zee. Did it taste good?

[Patrick]

Zee this is ******ing amazing. :amazed:

LOL at how someone can post an utterly mind blowing piece of work and Scott comments on some guy in an Orange shirt as the first post :laugh:

[seanraff07]

That is a masterpiece :love:

[Patrick]

What's all the creamy stuff in it?

o_O

[Patrick]

Oh sorry - by creamy stuff I mean the yellow foam thing.

[Z]

Ice cream/whipped cream! Erm, the parts I tasted were good, but I didn't eat very much of it at all 'cause I'm on a healthy living kick at the moment :tongue:

[Benjamin]

Ice cream/whipped cream! Erm, the parts I tasted were good, but I didn't eat very much of it at all 'cause I'm on a healthy living kick at the moment :tongue:

Bad time to build that then. :laugh:

[Z]

Bad time to build that then. :laugh:

Yeah I was getting abused for not eating it but you know, a moment on the lips is a lifetime in a hospital bed because I lost a foot to diabetes :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Benjamin]

Yeah I was getting abused for not eating it but you know, a moment on the lips is a lifetime in a hospital bed because I lost a foot to diabetes :bawling::bawling::bawling:

:laugh3:

[Z]

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Video is up! Enjoy :D

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-stops now-

[Z]

pmsl Scott :love:

[Jessica.]

:laugh3:

[LemonJam]

lmfao <3

[Smithy]

your asda is amazing :amazed:

-only managed 35 seconds- /short attention span

[Z]

pmsl Smithy. It's huuuuge! Go on, treat yourself, watch the whole thing :evilgrin:

[Shaun]

-has asda envy-