Rat in the garden

[Redway]

I'm strong! I'm not scared, but I don't know what to do. The rat is still there. I've chased it out a few times, but it keeps coming back to lie under my shed. What should I do? Hey, I'm only 18, you know. ;)

[CharlieO]

Just leave it and keep yours doors closed.

[Redway]

Just leave it and keep yours doors closed.

I hate rats. Thanks. You're not bad at all. :)

[CharlieO]

I hate rats. Thanks. You're not bad at all. :)

Odd but ok. :)

[Pyramid*]

Save up all your crusts and left over food...... then put a trail of nibbles from the shed to your bedroom - and make sure you leave doors open to allow said rat easy access.

You won't need to be concerned about it living outside under the shed.

Problem solved.

['Conor]

just crush that bitch

[Josy]

Buy rat poison.

[arista]

I'm strong! I'm not scared, but I don't know what to do. The rat is still there. I've chased it out a few times, but it keeps coming back to lie under my shed. What should I do? Hey, I'm only 18, you know. ;)


There is a Box you can buy at Dyas
the Rat goes in Eats the Poison ball
then the whole family of rats die.


I have used it - it stops them
returning.



You can also get your Council round Free of charge
they put down the same box.

[Niamh.]

My dog is the best rat deterrent ever

[joeysteele]

You are going to have to kill it, if you don't and depending on what sex it is, there was a male or female you will be overrun if you dont', you should be able to get some pest control place to advise and help you if you don't want to do it yourself.
Sooner rather than later though. Good luck.

[CharlieO]

Try having a snake in your kitchen LOL.

[Benjamin]

Eat it.

[Suze]

I had a mouse, then mice in my house a couple of years back, they could still be here for all I know I suppose. They are very hard to get rid off. I would be sitting at my computer and the bliddy thing, cute but a nusiance would just run round the room :mad: And one day I was watching TV in bed when out of the corner of my eye I saw something and there was a mouse sitting on the head of one of my teddys just staring at me :o :mad: They ruin so much stuff in your house, you wouldn't believe how much damage they cause and can do and the food they ruin. They can cost the earth to get rid of also. They are cute, but they are vermin/pests.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

seduce it

[Niall]

Blow it up

[arista]

Blow it up

You never get One
it is a Family that keeps growing.


The Council come round Free of Charge
to take care of them with a box with infected feed in it.

[Judas]

Dress up in drag and chase it around the garden - I heard that did the trick.

[Locke.]

Buy a sword and decapitate it

[Jordan.]

Blow the shed up on top of it.

[Niall]

You never get One
it is a Family that keeps growing.


The Council come round Free of Charge
to take care of them with a box with infected feed in it.

But if you blow them up you won't have to deal with the council or anything else you just mentioned. :thumbs2:

[Redway]

Eat it.

Do you want me to die? :o

[hotleggs]

The rats pee can kill you for one thing so beware and rats can get in anywhere so good luck , it's big yellow teeth is coming for youuu

[michael21]

Get a cat to get rid of the rat then get a dog to get rid of the cat i dont no how to get rid of dogs :bawling:

[hotleggs]

A tiger would get rid of the dog lolll

[Doogle]

I have a mouse in my kitchen. It's been here a week. Outstaying its welcome much.

[CharlieO]

Send in the knex for back up.

http://www.instructables.com/image/FVSQQT2F8OUNRQH/Rat-Trap-Car.jpg

[hotleggs]

I have a mouse in my kitchen. It's been here a week. Outstaying its welcome much.

Get the farmers wife to cut of his tail with a carving knife!

or you could cook him have mouse and chips:hugesmile:

[michael21]

A tiger would get rid of the dog lolll

But what would get rid of the tiger :bawling:

[Suze]

Get a cat to get rid of the rat then get a dog to get rid of the cat i dont no how to get rid of dogs :bawling:

This is beginning to remind me of this old rhyme :joker:

There was an Old Lady song

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!

[Zippy]

Its doing no harm in your garden

but if it enters your house...kill kill kill!

[Ninastar]

keep him and name him scabbers

[Redway]

Thanks for the advice. We have mice in school! :o :D

[Kerry]

Let Basil out

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Let Basil out

:joker: