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Omah
10-06-2011, 12:05 AM
Peter Andre: The Next Chapter gave us more insight into the sycophantic entourage and profligate spending of a D-lister.

http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/reviews/865876-peter-andre-the-next-chapter-is-really-really-bad#ixzz1OpIwuUBU

The latest update on Peter Andre's life opened with the narrator saying: 'Tonight, Pete and his brother are cooking dinner for homeless people.' This pretty much set the tone for the programme.

Needless to say, Pete really 'felt the energy' of the homeless shelter. He feels a real connection to homeless people you see, because he once saw one of them in LA.

If you're sleeping rough, you've probably got enough problems without Peter bloody Andre showing up with his film crew so he can rant about 'positivity' for a few hours.

Perhaps it would be easier to swallow Andre's act if he didn't go on to use the same stock phrases about 'feeling the energy' to describe a night out in Brentford with the cast of The Only Way Is Essex.

The rest of the programme followed Pete spending time with his children, exercising with his personal trainer and - best of all - trying to create 'acoustic soul music'.

Is it a lifestyle we're supposed to aspire to, or is the whole point of the show to provide comedy value for viewers? It's hard to tell, but either way it's bad TV.

Regrettably, there are many (mostly very young) aspirants to the Andre/Price media-funded shallow and pointless " lifestyle" ..... :sad:

Kerry
10-06-2011, 02:18 AM
Oi, you've taken over the celeb bit with Andre/Katie/Alex and whoever else they shag. Why now in TV?

Omah
10-06-2011, 02:24 AM
Oi, you've taken over the celeb bit with Andre/Katie/Alex and whoever else they shag. Why now in TV?

Erm. it's a TV program review ..... ;)

Hadn't you noticed ..... :confused:

Kerry
10-06-2011, 02:26 AM
Erm. it's a TV program review ..... ;)

Hadn't you noticed ..... :confused:

Yes. But you've already made a zillion other threads on the same thing

Omah
10-06-2011, 02:27 AM
Yes. But you've already made a zillion other threads on the same thing

No, I haven't ..... :nono:

Kerry
10-06-2011, 02:29 AM
No, I haven't ..... :nono:

OK, Katie (and Alex) and a few Andres thrown in:joker:

Just cos they were all merged doesn't mean you didn't make loads :laugh:

You've even said Price/Andre in your OP

Omah
10-06-2011, 03:23 AM
OK, Katie (and Alex) and a few Andres thrown in:joker:

Just cos they were all merged doesn't mean you didn't make loads :laugh:

You've even said Price/Andre in your OP

You're missing the point ..... ;)

The post is primarily concerned with the deadful program ..... "it's bad TV" ..... :eek:

Chuck
10-06-2011, 03:27 AM
Peter Andre is vile anyway http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff488/chuckpass/hmph123.jpg
Katie :worship:

Kerry
10-06-2011, 03:27 AM
You're missing the point ..... ;)

The post is primarily concerned with the deadful program ..... "it's bad TV" ..... :eek:

Which everyone already knows about due to the numerous spa...... I mean.... posts you've made about such programs

Omah
10-06-2011, 03:34 AM
Which everyone already knows about due to the numerous spa...... I mean.... posts you've made about such programs

"numerous" ..... :conf:

Hardly ..... :joker:

Kerry
10-06-2011, 03:36 AM
'k

Forget I said owt

Chuck
10-06-2011, 03:37 AM
:joker:

Kerry
10-06-2011, 03:40 AM
*Hides celebrity news forum*




Oh yeah, nothing....

CharlieO
10-06-2011, 03:41 AM
Peter Andre is vile anyway http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff488/chuckpass/hmph123.jpg
Katie :worship:

Katie. :love:

Jordan.
10-06-2011, 12:06 PM
Eh you don't have to tell us we already know.

Might as well put him on CBBC because its all about his kids, not like he does anything else.