iPhone auto-correct fails

[Jack_]

I remember a thread on these before but I couldn't find it...they're hilarious.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxb2lS6MJ1qzf59so1_400.jpg

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/duster.jpg

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/twat-immens.jpg

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/metallic-clits.jpg

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/fapping-reddit.jpg

:laugh3:

[Zippy]

:joker:

[Shaun]

as if you'd ever refer to someone's flat as "immense"

[Niall]

The last one :laugh3:

[Z]

I never believe any of these as being genuine.

[Jords]

:laugh2:

I think some are done purely for the lulz

[Vicky.]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxb2lS6MJ1qzf59so1_400.jpg


Was searching for the old thread myself there. The site you get these off has me in stitches again.

^^ That one...I couldnt breathe for about a minute :bored:

[Smithy]

There was a bunch of these in the paper the other day :joker:

[Glenn.]

OMG these are so funny. I was on this website for hours the other month. Pretty much everyone I read had me in stitches.

[CharlieO]

:laugh2:

[Jords]

God donut :laugh3:

[Firewire]

'Please don't be afraid of me now or something. That was autocorrect. I am not a creeper' PMSL

[Vicky.]

Last time I was on this site, i stayed up for about 8 hours just reading them all.

Some are obviously fake, but some are just so ****ing funny. I wish I had an iphone just so i could use this :joker:

[Glenn.]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/duckpool.jpg

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1540&stc=1&d=1312674808

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/parsnip.jpg :D

[Vicky.]

how does siamese turn into doomed? :laugh:

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/siamese-kitten.jpg

I dont quite understand autocorrect. is it just like predictive text but worse??

[Firewire]

Yeah, it changes the word for you automatically.

[Glenn.]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/trunk.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/sold-test.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/itchy.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/paraplegic.jpg

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Patrick]

They're so fake.

[Boothy]

I remember posting these ages ago.

Hate you, Vicky, for bumping this thread. I'm never going to get to sleep tonight now. :bawling:

[Boothy]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/beaver.jpg

[Glenn.]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/camotote.jpg

[Boothy]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/baldbody.jpg

Can't breath :laugh3:

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/mom-email.jpg :laugh2:

[Boothy]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/eat-snack.jpg

[Glenn.]

I love Auto Correct :laugh2:

[Boothy]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/power-fap.jpg

The best ones are when the replies are betting than the mistakes :laugh2:

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/tyra-show.jpg

(I will stop soon, Im just totally dying :laugh: )

[Boothy]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/clean-china.jpg

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/hate-mormons.jpg

[Boothy]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/hate-mormons.jpg

OMG. I'm crying :laugh3:

[Marsh.]

That vagina/china one is clearly fake. Although very funny.

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/wedding.jpg

I really want an iphone :D

[Firewire]

I have an iPhone and I've never done anything near as bad as this lmfao

[Boothy]

I've got an Android phone and it once changed 'docking station' to 'cocking station'. I've downloaded a different keyboard and if it's unsure it just uses the word you used last :(

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/mclovin.jpg

Why the hell would it change it to mclovin? :joker:

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/in-bra.jpg

[Marsh.]

As if it would correct dresses to dildos. Completely different words.

[Firewire]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/fizz-drink.jpg

[Firewire]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/the-goat.jpg

'Ask the goat' omg :laugh2:

[Vicky.]

Reading the comments on some of them...apparently if its the last word...it doesnt correct it until you press send? So theres not really any way of stopping it? My lord I would go mad :laugh2:

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/harry-potter-premiere.jpg D:

[Ninastar]

lmfao

[Ninastar]

I will never forget smithies "IPoo"

[Vicky.]

OMFG I actually had forgot about that. That was amazing :laugh2:

[Firewire]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/ocd.jpg

BAHAHAHA

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/bloody-tampon.jpg:laugh3:

[Firewire]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/cripples.jpg

DEAD.

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/dumping-you.jpg

[Boothy]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/cripples.jpg

DEAD.

:joker::joker::joker:

Can't breath!!

[Firewire]

OMG

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/smokersteeth.jpg

Dulux better get their **** together and make that colour.

[Firewire]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/haunted-house.jpg

Smelled vagina in the middle of the night? pmsl.

[Vicky.]

I need to go to bed but I cant stop reading them D:

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/hitem.jpg

[Firewire]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/need-favor.jpg

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/jaundice.jpg :D

[Firewire]

OMG

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/mom-facebooked.jpg

[Firewire]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/grandma-shed.jpg

Poor Gran :(

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/grandma-shed.jpg

Poor Gran :(

:laugh:

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/butthole-chicken.jpg

[Firewire]

Number 6, omg, I can't even

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/shirt-smells.jpg

[Vicky.]

Number 6, omg, I can't even

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/shirt-smells.jpg

ROFL :laugh2:

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/movie-fails-1.jpg

:laugh:

[Firewire]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/movie-fails-1.jpg

:laugh:

OMG :laugh2:

[Glenn.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/haunted-house.jpg

Smelled vagina in the middle of the night? pmsl.

Actually just died:joker::joker::joker:

OMG

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/mom-facebooked.jpg

Can't breath for laughing:joker::joker::joker::joker:

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/grandma-shed.jpg

Poor Gran :(

We do this to our Gran all the time :suspect:

Number 6, omg, I can't even

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/shirt-smells.jpg

Hilarious:joker::joker:

[Firewire]

omg. this is the funniest i've read.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/****stain.jpg

won't work, copy and past into the url. S H I T stain. lmao.

[Vicky.]

omg. this is the funniest i've read.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/****stain.jpg

won't work, copy and past into the url. S H I T stain. lmao.

OMG :laugh3:

[Firewire]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/tampon-bag.jpg

[Glenn.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/tampon-bag.jpg

OMG :laugh3:

:joker:

[Vicky.]

Someone just posted this on my fb feed, and Im proper crying at some of them :laugh:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t

[Doogle]

I just read all of these and the top 25 autocorrects.

I'm sat here in the living room crying my eyes out.

[Lee.]

Yip, I'm actually crying too! :laugh3:

[Vicky.]

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/21623/the-15-funniest-autocorrects-of-may-2012/

Creased at the majority of them on this page. Had forgotten about this site :joker:

[Jords]

http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/2-what-happens-at-high-speeds-trish.png

Actually laughing :laugh3:

[Jords]

http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/aunt-is-roaming_thumb_thumb.jpg

:laugh2:

[Jords]

http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/images/hotlips.jpg

I am getting fisted now, lol!!!!!

[Jords]

http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/images/camera-cameltoe.jpg

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

Not strictly a fail but

https://p.twimg.com/AwlKQAXCQAE9R18.jpg

[Patrick]

Half of these are fake and set up though..

[Vicky.]

Half of these are fake and set up though..

Maybe but Im really easily amused :laugh:

Gav ended up going mental at me at like 4am because I was laughing literally all night...I knew it was coming. Hes gone out now so am reading them again :D

[Josy]

http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/2-what-happens-at-high-speeds-trish.png

Actually laughing :laugh3:

:joker::joker::joker:

http://cdn.damnyouautocorrect.com/images/camera-cameltoe.jpg

:joker:

:laugh3:

Not strictly a fail but

https://p.twimg.com/AwlKQAXCQAE9R18.jpg

Omg :laugh:

[Kate!]

:laugh2:

Once I start laughing at stuff like this, I can't stop.

[Vicky.]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/tyra-show.jpg

(I will stop soon, Im just totally dying :laugh: )

Ahahahaha just discovered this one on a different site and laughed for ages then remembered I had read it before f/